Portal 2: Best GLaDOS quote - "Because i'm a Potato"

[connerdunford]

Tyrannohamstersaurus's comment has more likes than this video. XD

[LPScoolcat]

ROFL!!! LOVE THAT LINE!

[droctogonapus1223]

Lol

[TheSwanies]

No shit, Shirlock

[Narunaru50]

"Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. ಠ_ಠ"

[IidaYukioMarcelo]

@Narunaru50 *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

[Narunaru50]

@IidaYukioMarcelo "Oh good my slow clap processors made it into this thing, so we have that"

[prophetofdoom]

ur all idiots, turning GLaDOS into a potato was the stupidest idea ever. Ultimate fail.

[Cherryblossoms13100]

@prophetofdoom *a wild troll apeared*

[nexuszx911]

@prophetofdoom actually its quite clever. potatos can generate large sums of electricity, not 1.1 volts, but like .569

[crystallyx]

@nexuszx911 even more than .569 i think it was atleast .8 :3

[2KingdomHearts345243]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Good bye" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all like "We pretended we were gonna murdure you.....That was great" Thats the best other wise this is the best GLaDOS quote in Portal2

[KoyasuNoBara]

I think I love this bit so much because if GLaDOS had a face, I can just IMAGINE the look on it for this speech.

Seriously, Ellen McLain is amazing to be able to produce that much emotion into a character through voice alone. I mean, yes, other voice actors are talented with this as well, but most of those characters have facial expressions and/or body language to go along with it. Even Wheatley had facial expressions. PotatOS had a blinking light.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@KoyasuNoBara

No less, a robotic voice that's not designed to have a tone of voice.

[Murdocissoawesome]

PORTAL TWO

PORTAL TO

POTAL TO

POTA TO

POTATO!! :0

[ItsNOTaBirdXD]

ohai:D

[LemonatoR32]

*clap* *clap* *clap*

[RobloxianVideoMaker]

Push 4 loads of times.

Butato

[Onewa80]

@RobloxianVideoMaker

BUTATO BUTATO BUTATO BUTATO Lol that's going to be my replacement for the F word HOLY BOTATO WHAT THE BOTATO????

[zionravescene]

Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?

Okay! I got one!

Are you a mineral?

Yeah!

Are you a tank?

Whoa! Yeah!

[TheCakeisaLie45]

wheres my cake.....

[Wolfie00777]

I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations will learn how NOT to have your unfortunate bone structure.

[SnareDrummer26]

in my opinion this is 2nd quote, the combustable lemon quote is WAY better, but still a funny quote.

[n00bz00rd]

"Unbelieveable! You [Subject Name Here] must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]."

Way better imo. This clip is a little overrated. The second time I heard this one it wasn't nearly as funny :/

[456weirdman]

well she is a potato battery not a potato.

[breaksystembse]

GLaTaTO:...Because I'm a Potato...

Chell:*ish hungry*....OM!

xD

[Neptunequeen42]

@breaksystembse *POTaDOS

[breaksystembse]

@Neptunequeen42 - Anything can be a POTaDOS, only GLaDOS can be a GLaTaTO, but I'm not here to start fandom nickname wars. :3

[breaksystembse]

@Neptunequeen42 - In othr words, GLaTaTO POTaDOS... xD

[MrTails63]

Press 3 for : I'm a Potato =D

[TheShadowXChaos]

So I herd u liek potatoes...

[ShadowSamurai27]

1 person is a POTATO

[ChibiEilidh]

Press 5 for a slow clap processor button ;D

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

I really love that quote.

"Because I'M A POTATO."

In a somewhat related note, I can count to potato.

[RhubarbedWire1]

"Oh good! My slow fap processor made it into this thing."

[TheLadyYuki]

Someone should sync up this clip with that Look at my Potato song from RatherGood.

[marxandkirbyrocks]

I'm a POTaTO. *clap...clap...clap*

[MadLarKin90]

i lold

[Raveman01]

162 and 0 highest I've seen

[mrMehumatti]

@Raveman01 Well here comes one thumbs down you fucking faggot. :P

[Raveman01]

@mrMehumatti well i guess you are a potato

*clap...clap...clap*

oh great thats still works

[punksaske93]

*clap* *clap*

[juli708]

lol (because im a potato)

[Tyrannohamstersaurus]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

[SlytherclawXD]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus You are amazing. You have just won the galaxy.

[phillips7361]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus LOTR!!! LOVE IT!!!!

[cartsamx]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus What's Taters 'eh?

[Nugard123]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus You deserve cake.

[roflwatanoob]

@Nugard123 Too bad its a lie >_>

[peachyfangirly]

@Nugard123 I Hope this isn't a lie, or GLaDOS will eat your brain.

[failingEX]

@Nugard123 OR COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

[Mario647382]

@Nugard123 But the cake is a lie!

[transformer2331]

@Nugard123 THE CAKE IS A LIE!! lol, no it's not, GLaDOS made some at my b-day.

[Nugard123]

@Marioking707 Oh no, I only said he deserves it.

[coolkids3511]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus GLaDOS would like to give you the ring now.

[Gokirbzgo24]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus I love you.

[Murdocissoawesome]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus

*clap..clap..clap* good that's still working...

[00samee00]

@Tyrannohamstersaurus PO-TA-TOES PO-TA-TOES

[leuphoniemusic]

'Oh hiii! :D

[CollinJacobus]

This is not the very best quote. Thats the one of giving you parents a call, and with cave johnson the one about the lemons. "If life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! You dont know who i am, i am the man that will burn you house down!" Freakin Brilliant!!!

[TheGothicOtaku]

I love how she says "How are you holding up?" so casually, and then her voice turns bitter. xD

[SSFF6B]

Press 4 for instant Potato button.

[DOMINICPIAZZA]

POE-TAY-TOE

[Jackw2492]

POTaTOS

[smarteekendra]

i was playing this and my mom was packing (she neverplayed any portal) and then GLaDOS says "how are you holding up because im a potato" then my mom says "WHAT?!?!?" lol

[DjSugarKitty95]

[clap clap] Oh, good!

[TheD736]

IM A POtaTO

[datacw]

SHES IRISH!

[atomofish]

Beast damn quote in the game.

[thelegendoflink52]

POTaTOS.

[SoraKairiRiku4eva]

PORTAL TWO

PO-TA- T-O

POTATO

I found this somewhere and literally shat my pants.

[AppleFoxHana]

@SoraKairiRiku4eva oiseewhatyoudidthar

[MotherofGodeatbabies]

It is A TOY

FOR CHILDREN.

[Robloxpivs]

was she trying to be sarcastic or funny

[djelos]

PO-TA-TO :3

[Badger3X]

@djelos Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew!

[MikbaninX]

@sdaerfofsteam well I mean look at her parents.

[360Eagle]

BECAUSE I'M A POTAYTOW!

[inuyasharocks333]

Well look like someone is a potato.

[TripleRainbowify]

I remember crying from laughter at this point in the game.

[zbelac123]

*Clap.*

*Clap.*

*Clap.*

Oh good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing.

[mushroomshrub]

Oh I love this bit. Second favourite is " Look at you, sailing majestically through the air, like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." and third is Wheatleys bit about hacking in the neurotoxin room if you leave him to talk. But really, it's all golden.

[Shadechidna]

My favorite aside from that one is when Johnson goes on a rampage about lemons and she's all "YES YES!"

[TheFlippingFish]

potato patato tomato tamato.

[einarje]

Oh, slow clap processor, you're so amazingly fitting

[weirdoguy55943]

i like at the end where she says "i used to test, nobody tried to murder me... or turn me into a potato, yup i had a pretty good life.... then you showed up. you psycho mute lunatic."

[picklepie101]

@weirdoguy55943 It's "dangerous, mute lunatic", not "psycho".

[ApSykesThewolf]

*Clap, Clap*

[wafflepiepancake]

POrTAl TwO

POTATO

[gatedude07]

How're you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. *clap, clap*

[Mattysmyth0593]

Deadpan is the best kind of comedy ever invented.

[DeathnoteBB]

@Mattysmyth0593 demetri martin would know

[TheFragmaster09]

"oh good, my slow clap processors are still working"(a bit later)"*clap clap*, oh, i see that's still working"

I LOL'D as much as "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"

shes basically saying "you put a moron in control... if i had hands i would strangle you"

[Wishingboat3]

I will always love GLaDOS

[Ramonajunie3]

GLaDOS, we love you

[ihateloudbitches]

thats her waying of saying: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT U MUTE BITCH

[ILoveMyMatty]

This was seriously the best quote in the game, it made me laugh so hard.

GLaDOS is just fucking awesome the entire game.

[legoguy217]

*clap* *clap* *clap* "Good thats still working."

[munozalexander]

i LOLed all the way through this game! Thumbs up if you love Portal 2!

[kaldor89]

PoTaTOS

[Nic96Nac]

LMFAO

[Darkmind2009]

*clap* - *clap* - *clap*

[Angus565777]

This was just perfect, I love that she's floating around you the whole time your falling.

And the way she says potat0 is priceless!

[jeffmanster888]

Ellen McLain says potato really funny.

[Xorcrupt]

0 people are potatoes! :D

[MrFlubb63]

I liked the bit where she's like 'Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah take the lemons!

[raimisj]

at least the slow clap processor made it in the potato host. so they have that.

[Kirill12341]

I hope it becomes a meme!

[Shinugami]

Posted on facebook. lol. Didn't want to spoil too much for my friends, but I haaaad to share this clip. lol. Perfect cut off point. Thanks.

[Penguin1402ify]

LOL

[IXICJIXI]

PO_TA_TO

[TheLyther]

i think the funniest part is the next few lines. 

[IP1NKYI]

I could not stop laughing at this. Where did he get the idea of turning GlaDOS into a potato anyway? And the way she says potato is so funny.

[charlieonyour6]

@IP1NKYI because potatoes seem to be have been the theme before and after steam with the potato sack and stuff

[maribakumon]

@IP1NKYI there was a part earlier in the game with potato batteries as science projects.

[DGMRuadeil]

@IP1NKYI right before that happening there's a science fair from the bring your daughter to work day. Almost all of them are potato powered.

[FireStar1O1]

@IP1NKYI Earlier in the game you passed by the "bring your daughter to work day projects" they were trying to make potato light (energy whatever) and I guess he just got one of those from earlier but yeah seriously why one of those?

[2noobmusic]

@FireStar1O1 For the PC version, there was an ARG to get the game released early - You had to play games on Steam from a bundle called The Potato Sack, which was 13 Indie Games for 30$. Once a certain amount of people were playing a game, it was completed. There were also Potatoes in this game, which multiplied the speed and the effect of the amount of people. It had to be done for every game, and the game was released on PC around 5 hours early.

[roetemeteor]

@2noobmusic

In other words, Valve raised hype and raked in much more money to release a game around the same time they would have.

[Oorah007]

@IP1NKYI He gets it from an earlier part, where Wheatley takes Chell through the "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day" Science fair section of the labs. 90% made an "unimpressive" potato battery. :3

[einarje]

@IP1NKYI when you're escaping with wheatley, there's a "bring you're daughter to work day" sign, and lots of potato batteries. i believe he got the idea from there, but it's free to personal interpretation :P

[jarrodmaddy]

@IP1NKYI When weatley presumably remembered the potato batteries.

[MystiKsGAME]

@IP1NKYI Potato Campaign for making Portal 2 release faster :D

[MetroidJunkie2007]

@IP1NKYI Most likely the potato science projects you stumble into shortly before this. It's ironic, because he was complaining about there being too many potatoes.

[chad3281]

@IP1NKYI There's that bit where you pass the "bring your daughter to work day" stalls and stuff and theres a potato battery stall and Wheatley made fun of it.

[MikbaninX]

@IP1NKYI when u walk past all of the potato battery school projects, btw the massive potato with vines coming out of it is Chell's

[jindydude1]

@MikbaninX Ive read that, I tried looking on there but couldnt see anything that said Chell's. How do we know?

[MikbaninX]

@jindydude1 the bristol board behind it requires a zoom in to find it.

[darkyoda]

@IP1NKYI Supposedly it's foreshadowing. There's some suggestion that GlaDOS is the...I suppose you could say "essence" of Chell's mother. In any case, there's a point that it talks about one of Chell's science projectes as a kid. One of which was a potato battery. Which is powering GlaDOS in that. Foreshadowing the possiblity that GlaDOS wasn't as evil as we thought...

[saftydance2]

@IP1NKYI the science fair.

[blainyrules]

@IP1NKYI Bring your daughter to work day. That and Keith Lemon.

[seasonsongWARRIOR]

@IP1NKYI Im so glad that someone agrees with me on how funny she sounds saying potato :D

[Bumblebee13241]

@IP1NKYI SPOILERS! well, earlier in the game, Wheatley and Chell go to a room with projects from bring your daughter to work day, and there are 40 potato batteries, one by Chell that grew into a tree.

[The1337ScareCrowZ]

@IP1NKYI He got the idea from those potato baterries in one of the maps :D

[Kuchen90000]

@IP1NKYI They stole everything from my Steam profile! HURRRRAWR

[spacehelmetforacow]

@IP1NKYI He p;robably got the idea from Aperture's bring your daughter to work day, where every single kid did a potato battery as their science project (one of them's grown freakishly large and started shooting through the ceiling and may, in fact, be responsible for every single plant you see growing in Aperture...)

[crusher13223]

@spacehelmetforacow

The only potato that grew was Chell's. Its written on the board. Its like symbolic reference to her being the only survivor

[spacehelmetforacow]

@crusher13223 I know. I said *one* of the potatoes grew into the ceiling.

also, it's more likely a result of chell putting "special stuff from daddy's work" on the potato (as her project board says, if you look close enough), rather then simple determination

[aliastheabnormal]

@IP1NKYI If you mean Wheatley he got it from seeing a bunch of potato batteries earlier in the game.

[sporkfork123]

i like how she says potato

[rumika]

ditto. i literally LOLed so loud during this part!

[Nugard123]

@rumika me too! lol

[kakashihatake10]

@Nugard123 Same here this is my favorite part in the game (itsw a shame she hasnt said that while you were testing!)

[ThumbUpThisComment]

@rumika Would you be laughing if you were a potatoe >:(

[cleepthecomic1]

@rumika If you know anyone who didn't lolz at this, grab their jaw, and make it move while you make laughing sounds. It works.

[MrMicrowaveMan]

This is also my favorite quote. WOO!