LFR Game 5 - Sid the Kid Isn't Human - Leafs Lose 4-1

[Leaffaninalberta]

"so your the GM what do you do to speed up the rebuild?"

hire brian burke sign komiserak, beauchmin aquire exelby sign bozak and hanson and the monster and trade for phil kessel

[Paralititan]

Well that is the only game we won against the leafs this year.

[XxChaosxX68]

colorado is horrible... and i live in colorado... lol. :[

nice vid, lol.

[thiesbeast]

Pittsburgh penguins are the best team in the nhl. but over all a great 5:13 go Marc-andre fleury he is a dog and a beast

[linorang]

well right now there not the best team

[SchennsABeast]

Pittsburgh is the NHL's bitch

[goleafsgo9113]

willyoza003 ur a homo GO PENS GO CANES first off having a second favorite team and ur second favorite team being in the same confrence what do u do when they play each other like 6 times in a season.... let me guess ur a red sox fan but u also love the yankees haha

[goleafsgo9113]

lmao what about "where'd u little bastards learn how to play oh you suck you suck" haha

[hg133]

at 4:30 is exacly what i was telling my friend the other day....

*cries*

[vicselbz]

toskalas awesome

[chrisuncleahmad]

What's "The Happening?"

[willyoza003]

go canes and pens

SID THE KID THE BEST

[notherelsematters]

LEAFS SUCK. GO COLORADO

[Th3G0ALT3ND3R]

lol Colorado's good? This is news to me.

[linorang]

colorado is horrible are u stupid

[linorang]

colorados horrible when is the last time u watched them

[loewen23]

sportsnet should replace nick kypreos with you

[FlingyRingy]

"You cant win a game by only scoring one goal." Pretty much this is what I tell myself when my team loses, or my boyfriend's, or whenever I'm watching my favourite teams and people rag on the goalies. You could lose 4-3 or 7-6 or whatever, but if the team isn't hussling to continue scoring goals, you can't blame the score on the goalie. :\

[Darth1288]

haha man your awesome thanks for adding me where you from?

[AndrewRaycroft101]

My ideas! Bring up Pogge let him play a bit!Sign Sundin and Trade him for a draft pick and maybe a play that could teach some of the young players.

[dummyhaed]

That idea sucks

[kevinjj001]

move blake!!

dont get rid of wellwood

trade for a forward not van ryn!

and win some games!!!

my advice to toronto!!!!

should have used it

[capitals4life1]

Sid the Kid isn't human, he's a faggot.

[flygaia]

lol love your laugh

[Japenski]

lol, 67

[bulafritz]

Wow how did the Leafs lose to Anaheim? Aren't they the worst team in the league? Well I guess that honor goes to the Flyers now. Or Tampa.

[Dbackfan0101]

so far no one on the jerk list

[PensFan977]

Another team. I think its a good and bad idea. I mean it would be nice to see TORONTO VS. TORONTO. Lol! Anyway awesome video! And hey right now your at the ducks vs leafs game. There getting shalaked again. LOL

[esiafdg009]

Russ Tyler: Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!

[habs4life9]

the cheeseburger one is my favorite quote too. i didn't much like those movies though.

[amms101]

I don't know if you know.... but Toronto is maybe getting another hockey Team!?!?!

Everyone think it's a great idea but I personally hate it!

Your opinion on having another team here in T.O?

[habs4life9]

mitchell, steve? MITCHELL? there are guys in the marlies like bell and devereaux that have more experience who could fill that roster spot.

[SteveDangle]

Yes but do they work as hard? Mitchell, regardless or point production, is the Ron Wilson prototype. He doesn't take a night off...will he score 30 goals? Doubt it. Will he bust his ass out there? Guarunteed.

[mikevick7300]

There was a story on TSN about the nhl brining a second NHL team to Toronto

[tsiarls79]

Coach Orion: What's the one thing all great temas have in common?

Averman: Great coaching.

Coach Orion: Don't try to suck up to me, Averman.

The Dean talking about Brazilian Fire Ants

Dean: You see there's one queen in there, and the rest are dedicated worker ants. Everybody pulls their weight, nobody complains, there's harmony and growth. Same here in Eden Hall, you are the workers, the backbone.

Russ: ... and you're the queen?

[thedukeisback]

and while i'm on the topic, what the hell's up with D2 anyways? Italy? Germany? Iceland? TRINIDAD?!?!?!?  What, Zimbabwe's team didn't qualify? No wonder team USA won the gold.

[thedukeisback]

Julie Gaffney: Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate.

Mrs. Madigan: Every Monday you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz. Every Friday you will have an exam. And any time I FEEL like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam.

[thedukeisback]

Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.

Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?

Gordon Bombay: Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey and I don't like kids.

Adam Banks: I woke up, (rotates stick in one hand) and the pain was gone.

Russ Tyler: Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! Hahaha!

Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!

[alrexrod198]

lmao

"...alex mogilny...."*starts crying

[ranndino]

Thank you. Shyamalan is THE most overrated director in Hollywood. I stopped watching his formulaic crap (and it's not even a good formula) after Signs.

[SteveDangle]

Michael Bay is another. He's very good at making decent movies that should have been great ie Transformers. Yes, that's right, I didn't care for Transformers. Angry mobs can send hatemail to P.O. Box -...

[canadaguy124]

lol he scored his first of the season last year off Kubina's skate

[jediscum11]

Ya, Transformers was a disappointment and Bay sucks at directing. My 11 year old borther can do a better job than him!

[ranndino]

Hey, not everyone can make masterpieces. You also need directors who spit out conveyor produced crap for the masses. That's what Michael Bay is and he's good at it.

To clarify, he's not a good director if you want to produce a movie of some artistic value, but if you want some crap that the popcorn munching birdbrains will eat up he's your man.

[Kori51792]

Signs was a great movie, but then they all started sucking balls... And to AndrewRaycroft, we should keep Pogge down in the minors, let him tare up down there and then after he's got confidence he'll come and back up Toskala, and then when Toskala is out, he'll take his place.

[easyandquick2]

Goldberg: My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach! She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd!

Gordon Bombay: This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man.

Goldberg: No. I think you've got the ceremonies mixed up. This is more like a CIRCUMCISION.

[easyandquick2]

Stevo, do you think Stajan, Carlo, White, and Poni should be traded? These guys aren't developing as much as intended. They are slacking off in some parts of the game. We need to change this team around and to do that we need to kick out the underdeveloped line-mates. Blake isn't any better but Wilson seems to like him. Stajan will end up like wellwood. Who btw is put on waivers by the cancuks. Stevo what do you think?

[Jraw72]

Haha! Nice. The Happening sucks balls!

On another note, despite the shallacking, I was happy with Cujo's play. Hopefully he'll get to play at least 20 games this season.And yeah, I too got a bit nostalgic after seeing the ol' Cujo mask. :'(

[overlordjacen]

you can't speed up the rebuild process, you just have to stomach a few (more) losing seasons

[smhenry94]

SD i have 2..."just to let you know we suck", "Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here" & "I'm feeling generous today, i'll let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks"

[cyber151]

You see that cujo mask and you go "yaaa."

Then you think, corson roberts alex mogilnyyyyyyy...(lots of tears) turn the camera off. Oh im the only one here.That makes it even more depressing!

AWESOME

[hug360]

shitty leafs

[daytekmultisync]

I missed the game...but I supposed getting married is one of the better excuses to do so :P

I predicted the face-off trouble before exhibition games because of, yes, the absence of Mats Sundin. He was the master of it for the team and it's not surprising they haven't found a replacement.

Watch for me in the second row beside the ducks bench letting everyone know that "Steve Dangle Is The Man!"

[carmie1818]

hahaha!! Yeah, if you were watching the game Saturday night, your wife would be less then impressed.

Congratulations.

[daytekmultisync]

I AM the Wife! LOL

[carmie1818]

HAHAHAHA!!!

What a male chauvinistic ass I feel like now.

Hope the 2 of you had a great day!

Cheers.

[daytekmultisync]

LOL. No worries. And thanks, it was a great day!

(Oh, and a couple of guests kept coming up to me and telling me the score because I guess there was a TV playing the game somewhere in the same place the reception was in ;) )

[wraparoundcurl]

"Hey look! It's Hop A Long Gretzky."

[dorey15]

Greenland has ice,

and Iceland is nice

haha never knew that until I watched Mighty Ducks lol

[Jefflered]

THE GOALIE!!111

[ravey321]

hahah

good work captian duck

[LPkyle]

Mighty Ducks 2:

Dwayne: And when the roosters are crowin' and the cows are spinnin' circles in the pasture!

Gordon Bombay:Uhhh...ok,DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!!!

[LPkyle]

Mighty Ducks 1:

Goldberg: Watch out, you guys almost hit me that time!

Charlie: Goldberg, you're the GOALIE! The puck is SUPPOSED to hit you!

Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?!

[PrettySinning]

You're hilarious.

[greenmoose418]

how bout this one

Coach Bombay: you think losin is funny?

Averman: Well not at first, but once u get the hang of it...

or...

Goldberg: Careful you almost hit me that time!

Charlie: Goldberg youre the goalie, its supposed to hit you.

Goldberg: that sound stupid to anyone else?

haha i love those movies

[GoLeafsGo009]

steve, your a cake eater...

[SteveDangle]

it's delicious. I've never had a bad cake. It's like pizza but worse for you.

[TheRage2019]

def gonna mention your videos on the leafs forum. all of leafs nation must check this stuff out

[SteveDangle]

Thanks, broski

[skidkid55]

i bet if it was a hamburger you could stop it

[DavidFlairJew]

Jew

[ooder1]

what i think they should do is sign some so-so players just to keep their head a little above the water, that way you get a pretty decent pick but the young guys also learn stuff from other experienced players and get a taste of winning.

what do u think?

[scarmody53]

"If you wanna play, go play with yourself!"

-Black kid to Emilio Estevez.

[conorthompson89]

I MISS MOGILNY!!!

[Trinday]

If I were to handle the Leafs at this very moment I would rebuild around the defence.

Now, with our forwards, that is a very different story. Ponikarovsky must be traded, I don't care where, I don't care if we get a bag of pucks in return, this man cannot play hockey, He doesn't hustle, can't receive a pass for the life of him and can't score! Even Antropov should be shopped around.

Mighty Ducks Quote

"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!"

[AdviceGuy33]

i just checked the standings and tb and philly havnt won a game yet in the east.... st louis is suprising me wow! 3rd in west lol

[MRHAB50]

Hmm good question if im ron wilson i would give the leafs a tough lesson for practice

What i would do is make all of the players do 25 suicides then when they're done they take a lil break and before they can leave they need to shoot the puck top corner of the net from THE BLUE LINE!

[jediscum11]

My favourite line is from D2:

Averman- Greg, what is it going to take to beat these fiesty Icelanders tonight?

Goldberg- I think it will take a supreme induvidual effort by me, Greg Goldberg.

[Ricciuto9]

Also im not one for tanking but knowing the leafs luck if they finish last they will lose the draft lottery.

[burttscornerbenny]

Ouch, that hurt, The velvet hammer...

[Ricciuto9]

Announcer: And with that goal the ducks tie the game with 0 seconds left on the clock.

[iamthewalrus1983]

here's a quote from the ducks...fits the leafs this season unfortunatly....

Gordon Bombay: You think losing is funny?

Les Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

(by the way great job, always fun to hear your comments)

[mlc430]

Dallas could use a goalie.

Coach Bombay: Ah, we've got a game against Italy, so I'll talk to you right after we win!

[kylekez17]

i miss the old(ish) leafs too :(

[Pereira360]

These leafs remind me kinda of the 80's leafs (Gilmour) but they're missing the 3rd - 2nd perid hpe, 1st period is VERY fun to watch.

[castonguay111]

In each vid I will look for the detectable levels of hockey disfunctional process. We will listen with humour and intellectual pleasure to the autopsy of each failure unset and the prognostic of the pathologist (Doctor Steve G. Dangle) until the 2008-2209 Leafs total death conclusion. I would shit my pants laughing if they film you in a funeral home at the end of the season talking with your suit on seeing coffins in the background. Steve you are my mediatic hero and best hockey analyst!

[aireric33]

Someone has a crush!

[castonguay111]

LOL A Crush! Oh well ask poor Steve about it. It's ten thousand times worst than a crush LOL

A Crush would be easily solved by a : Leave me alone old gay man! But sadly I am neither gay and neither on a crush but indeed very old LOL It's like for Steve being struck by a van named puck grand daddy. It's like Steve is victim of a hockey infected cellulite.

It's a kockey septicemia LOL, Sorry...LOL but not a crush. Orange Crush, maybe. No... a soda.

[RichEh13]

"Woo Woo Woo, Kenny Wu!"

[castonguay111]

The new NHL schedule matrix for 2008-09 is seeing the Leafs playing six games against divisional opponents (24 games in total), four games against each non-divisional conference team (40 games in total), one game against each of the 15 non-conference opponents and three other games outside of the conference against Calgary, Edmonton and Vancouver. Toronto will face all 29 other NHL clubs on the schedule for the first time since 2003-04.

[castonguay111]

One day they will pay you and we will see you ond the ice after a game with lazer tracer and a tape measuring the skates marks on the ice surface. You are the best to s gather evidence from a wrong decision and a conter performance. Your brain use the principles of mathematics and engineering to interpret hockey statistic and players profile.

If I was Leafs coach and the Leafs manager I would do the same except consult you.

[castonguay111]

Steve because of the Leafs you have became the forensic specialists of Hockey.You are the analyst who take the methodology of science and your profound hockey culture and apply it to your finding and interpreting game lost scene evidence, in an attempt to prove how a mistake was committed and who did it. As far as I know you are the best at it in all NHL.You look for, analyze, and categorize negligence evidence. You are a forensic laboratories conducting scientific tests on physical evidence.

[Steve0016]

the leafs are going to win the stanley cup this year!!!!!!!!!

[BigBusiness13]

i just watched the happening last night too lol

[OrangeOrnage]

" The Quack attack is back Jack! "

[supermanJ76]

definatley

[Sheepliner]

As for the Leafs making the playoffs, it's not Happening...

[LeafsFanInOttawa]

Apparently Toronto was about to trade Vorobiev to Boston for Kessel, which almost went through but Boston was unsure if Vorobiev would ever come over.

Pittsburgh is actually the worst faceoff team in the NHL. As for Toronto, Steen and Grabovski REALLY need to stop taking faceoffs.

"They'll be in tough against the Ducks"

Aren't the Ducks 1-5?!

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

"He wouldn't know that anyway!"

Can't remember which Mighty Ducks that was from..

[bigjon519]

Gordon Bombay: You think losing is funny?

Les Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

[Zxceelxuz]

I don't know why Antropov and Poni are still playing. They detract the speedier play of every single other player in the lineup right now. They should trade Antropov while any team thinks he may be worth something after the decent season last year. And this defensive corps needs to be let go of a player. Maybe White or Kubina. We haven't seen Finger play yet, but I have doubts he's really worth the insane contract they handed him.

[carmie1818]

I agree. Poni has been arguably the Leafs poorest player thus far. I haven't even seen him take a pass cleanly yet. At least Antropov will go in front of the net, that might make him slightly more attractive as trade bait.

[Daggs28907]

Goldberg: Have no fear, Goldberg is here! Hey man there was nothin' on that! How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison are them meatballs slowin' ya down? Hey uhh how do you say in Italiano, wussy?

or maybe this one?

Officer: Okay, I'm taking you down to the precinct, Breath, blood, or urine?"

Bombay:"No thanks, I'm full!"

[domit10]

If I was GM of the Leafs,their are 4 players I use as trade bait.Kaberle, Kubina, Antropov, and Ponikarovsky.Kaberle would warrant a lot and we would get probably a really good player and a pick for him.Kubina might warrant a good pick or player. Antropov maybe would warrant a decent pick.Argue all you want that Antropov is our leading man with points, but he has been terrible ever since he was drafted.We need a better top forward than him.That whole top line/powerplay is a joke.

[carmie1818]

If I was GM everyone but Schenn and Steen would be trade bait. I would look for prospects and draft picks. Stay the course.

Sixth Sense was a great movie, Signs and Unbreakable were OK. The rest of M. Night's movies are quite odorous indeed.

I've never seen any of the Ducks movies, so I will give you a Slap shot quote: "Your wife sucks PUSSY!!"

[domit10]

Why is Schenn trade bait? He is our future shut down defenseman. You don't trade that away. Also I would not trade Steen away either as he has been working hard and is one of the few Leafs giving his all and playing physical.

[carmie1818]

Try reading my comment again....slowly.

[mikevick7300]

he said everyone but schenn and steen is trade bait

[TheEmergencyHammer]

Have no fear, Goldberg is here!

[StephaneDoucet78]

i think Ron shouted find a way to make stagen and steen to play more min answer back pleas

[marriage]

bad game for us. but THIS DOESNT MEAN WE'RE GETTING FIRST OVERALL!!! oh and m. night shamalayan is pretty good. except for the happening. WHAT A TWIST!!!!

my favourite quote:

Goldberg: My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach! She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd!

Gordon Bombay: This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man.

Goldberg: No. I think you've got the ceremonies mixed up. This is more like a CIRCUMCISION.

LMFAO

[juratist]

Favourite quote from the Ducks movie:

"Hey Goldberg, I bet if that was a cheeseburger you'd stop it."

Another one:

Connie: "Hi Coach, I'm Connie, do you play?"

Bombay: "No! What's our record anyway?"

Connie: "0 and 9. One was pretty close though, we only lost by 5 goals, and we almost scored a goal too!"

[9josh182]

haha omg i remember those good old days, shayne corson, darcy tucker, gary roberts, alex mogliny, mats sundin, corey schwab, michael renberg, robert reichel, jonas hoglund, alyn mcauley, travis green, AKI BERG haha, pat quinn... oh man the good old days, the days they actually made the playoffs, the days they actually made it to the conference final, losing to carolina, oh man hey you should do a video on where all those guys went, and man do i miss mogilny..

[mikevick7300]

Van Ryn was a healthy scratch the 6 defencmen were Kubina Kaberle Schenn Frogren Coliacavo and Stralman And jeff finger is comeing back for the game tuesday what do you think they will do with the 2 that wont get to play

[moltendurka]

Mighty Ducks Movie Quote: You think losing is funny? ..................... Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it............. LOL thats how the leafs must feel after all these years without a cup (Im a leafs fan, im not bashing them. I just find it funny to joke about them having no chance at even winning atleast 30% of their regular season games)

[joaniemaloney]

I am so with about feeling nostalgic. It was such a weird feeling watching Cujo play for us again! Oh, Almo.:(

There's hardly any guys left from the '02 playoff run.

[erok2020]

Ducks Suck...

[TempestKnuckles]

"Shane Corson, Gary Roberts, Alex Mogil..hawhhuhawhu.. *sob* turn off *sniff* the camera.... XD.. i'm with that! rly miss those guys! and Steve, to be pro-rebuild, it helps to be pro-tank as well, DOESN'T GURANTEE a good rebuild, but y'know, it helps getting as high a draft choice as possible, u just have to stay low for multiple seasons, chances r one year alot of superstars will arrive in the draft, law of averages.

[LittleTimmy444]

Hello Steven Dangle, do you have any relation to Alexander Dangle? Anyways, My favorite quote from the Anaheim Mighty Ducks movie is

Coach Bombay: You guys sucked!

Player: Itleast were not as bad as the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Coach Bombay: That is true.

[eric71]

lol

QUACK

[troysmith111111111]

taranna has 10 000 000 cap. FA's in the summer.

[Curn1]

Great ending

[DybboB89]

Here's a quote for ya:

"Shooot it allready!" the scene in i think the third one where the one of the non regulars (i think it was a fat kid) gets an open net with 8 seconds left and oddly enough stands there until 1 second is left and scores...while the goalie was staring the whole time...

[PTpredsfan]

By the way, what you said at the beginning is going on my topic in the SteveDangle is the man Facebook group.

[SteveDangle]

More often than not these are made up on the spot. My bad, bro.

[PTpredsfan]

My bad? No man, that is probably the funniest thing you've said all season long! (By the way, it's the Steve's best quotes topic I'm talking about.)

[Crosby87Rookie]

Hey Steve, big fan of the show, my favorite quote from the Might Ducks Movie is:

Coach Bombay: You think losing is funny?

Player: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.

keep up the great work steve!

[SteveDangle]

haha excellent quote. Thank you.

[Vinc333]

Well this whole rebuilding process is going to take some time... but it's gonna be worth it. Look at the Habs! They pretty much sucked 4-5 years ago... now they're a serious stanley cup contender and they've managed to earn 9 points in 5 games this season!

[PTpredsfan]

Play Jeff Finger. Remember the huge contract?

[Crosby87Rookie]

Steve would you start Cujo again next game?

[SteveDangle]

Nah. Why bother? Vesa's coming off a "technical" shut out.

[ryanasi]

i shud prolly watch the vid

[ryanasi]

steve rules

[ryanasi]

woooooooooooooo

[ryanasi]

ya i no i hav no life

[ryanasi]

fifth too

[ryanasi]

y not be forth

[ryanasi]

lol third haha

[ryanasi]

second too gr8 vid

[ryanasi]

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