GI Joe PSA - Porkchop Sandwhiches

[secretagentsir]

OMG SMOSH JUST USED THIS LOL

[ThePipoca77]

smosh.

[ArmanSaunders]

@Cmurrin123 i dun know much about computahs otha... otha than the one we got in my house.. and my mom put a few games on it and i play em

[ItsACaptainDan]

0:13

Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-­fi-fi apparently translates to, "the more memorable forgotten were trapped there were two of the"

[guschamber]

''Detected did you no going and you tell me do things i don't runnin''

[plactoec]

Fuck, we're all dead!

[johnson10107]

Taiwan G.I.Joe is funny then this :((

[Jack223344]

The fact that "PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES" is an achievement in Saints Row 3 just makes my life SO complete.

[Cmurrin123]

Hay imma computa.

[osbely]

My tears! They burn!

[TheLotharx]

0:37 new profile picture

[Methrt3]

This has gotta be the most annoying thing I have ever witnessed. It's like two retards having sex

[FatBox]

@Methrt3 You obviously have an astoundingly low IQ.

[FreedomFighter08]

Hahahaha lmao put it on 1/2 half speed!

[CaptainOlimar247]

Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here mister! What are you doing?! GO! Get the fuck outta here you stupid idiot! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!

My god, did that smell good.

[GreenNova790]

The last transcribe was "the john" LOL!!!

[1994LSSM]

NIPS TO THE NOPS

[SaintPatrick33]

I've seen this video 167 times and it keeps getting funner every single time I see it.

[Revivedmayhem]

"Dectective, did ya know goin,and you thell me do tings, I done runnin" *awkward silence*

[TheColorRedpwns]

220 people got killed in the burning house

[Ihonmatar]

In situations when one needs to run, just scream "Porkchop Sandwiches!"

The message will be heard.

[EnochLight]

This clip is a living legend.

[EnochLight]

This clip is a living legend.

[Alexanderzx360]

THE MORE MEMORABLE FORGOTTEN WERE TRAPPED THERE WERE TWO OF THE CONSCIENTIOUS YOURSELVES HAS THAT VERY TROUGH HISTORY

[DreadFugitiveMind]

buaaa buebuebue buehbue bueh buehh bueeh buebuebuee bueh bueh = the more memorable forgotten were trapped there were two of the

[Nightweaver1]

Internet legend.

Ponies brought me btw.

[KroweOfficial]

oh dear god I can't breathe 

[EvilPanda187]

@KroweOfficial ive been watching these since ebaumsworld was youtube....im still dying LMAO

[Naidisbus]

Detect it did you no going and you tell me do things I done run and- *STARE*

[Aperrentis]

the john

[BellENDwanKer]

@Aperrentis I nearly cried from laugther.

[adileone1993]

dellums delete being dragged on writing

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

I got a porkchop sandwiches tee shirt for christmas. ♥

[WebVManReturns]

@AmandaLovesGerardWay Two days ago, I wondered if someone made one yet. Now I know they exist and I must have one. Or a shirt that says "The next minute you wake up, you're on fire." Or a shirt that says "These beats are so fresh. SNAP!!!"

[AmandaLovesGerardWay]

@WebVManReturns you. are a living legend. for creating these amazing ideas.

[Ostnizdasht206]

This was the very first one I ever saw and it's the best one. I remember when I saw this back in 04 with my bro. We were laughter sooo hard. xD

[WackidWally2]

Favorite line: "Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot!"

[darksinthe]

lol



[Tipsynova]

Hes saying "You inthar cookin'?" And the other kid responds "Yeah dude."

[TrustFungus]

detect it did did no going and you tell me do things i done running 0:27

[DreadFugitiveMind]

FUUUCK!! WE'RE ALL DEEEAD!!! always gets me hahahah

[NazNomad]

219 people who disliked this are fucking retards!

[jm9295]

Priceless face in the end

[noleafclover2200]

My God did that smell good

[SuperJesus5000]

I love that Saints Row The Third acknowledged this with an achievement. PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!

[ilovebanannas]

@SuperJesus5000 HAHA DUDE! I think thats funny too and duke nukem say mmm smells like pork chop sandwiches lol

[Pythonfan149]

he got his mind blown

[TheCheezeface]

detected dede know going an you tell me do things i done runnin

[chadxton]

Dellums delete being dragged on writing.

[dpthomas37]

@chadxton the john.

[KitFireburn]

Fucking classic

Love this shit. xD

[THEsethjacobs]

I use to cook porkchop sandwiches...Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[logical74]

lmao? thats so funny

[Starfox64nintendo]

HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE TRANSCRIBED AUDIO FOR THE GREATEST LAUGH EVER

[macandasianscopezz]

5 DAD GTFO!!

[tjevo9]

wtf did i just watch?

[Tyranus1]

you're not cooking

[BioGeometric066]

Welcome to the internet. How may we lower your neuron count today?

[bigo3293]

SAINTS ROW 3 :D

[JPCRules93]

Like a fire truck would even get to a house that fast

[QueAwkwardNoises]

I DUN RUNNIN

[finle5y2]

pork chop sandwiches! oh shit! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DUE WHAT ARE U DOING GO GET GET FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK WERE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT!

[joltheadporgy]

Every time I go "yeh dude", my friend goes "fir f-f-fi f-fi fi f-fi f-f-fi fi"

[FlipP36o]

After 5 years, THIS IS STILL FUNNY AS FUCK

[KC1976fromDetroit]

@FlipP36o I completely agree...especially since I saw the original version when I was a kid. This is by far, way better.

[jaydubyuel]

This video has exceeded 3 million views. And with good reason.

[ManOrWomanIDK]

the r on the kids hat stands for retarted

[ptythefool]

my god did that smell good :) lol...

[kingsteven365]

man who makes these, they're fucking hilarious

[SharynCandiemo241]

hrm charming and very young with a lot of energy

[r41d3n518]

Porkchop sandwiches! OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

xD

[SnortinMoundsOfCoco]

Tonight I was playing Saints Row The Third, in " Wh0red mode", and one of the waves was called- PORKCHOP SANDWITCHES: GET THE F*CK OUTTA THERE! I am still laughing to this moment...4 hours later xD

[luigifan07]

You're not cooking!

[PrinceAdam1979]

@luigifan07 "Yeah, dude."

[ZENX49]

I like how the end, the chorus sounds depressed.

[esteetabernac]

How the hell did he get to that house so fast?

[carlos365ish]

0:09 WTF???

[Killermike2178]

Burnin' the porkchop sandwiches? That's a paddlin'.

[Nitz8AF]

I just got this achievement in Saints Row the Third and youtube'd this video for old times :D

[theninjadog12345]

MOTHA FUCKING PORK CHOP SAMICHES!!!!!!!!!

[Bizzle3420]

Porkchop Sandwiches!!!! hahahahahahahhahaah LMFAO!!!!!

[zelpyzelp]

the fuck are those kids saying?

[brenoakiy]

honestly, what the hell is this?

[LilSceneKidKK]

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLLLL

[GravoForce12958]

Dadadadada no goin in u tell me to do thingz and iuh runin...

[DOOMcal1ber]

The more memorable forgotten we were trapped there were two of the

[Facemelterx2530]

Someone posted something that had the word "porkchops" in it on Facebook today. The first thing I thought of was this video. What has the internet done to me...

[Unseelieagent]

0:38

[asparagusoffice]

@pargelenis2020 On an unrelated note, your username deserves a trophy. XD

[Manuelle10]

sounds like tom from the boondocks

[pikanoob]

you nah cooking

yeah doo oo uh? fififififiififififi

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES oh shit get the FUCK OUT OF HERE what are you doing? go! get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Fuck were all dead! get the fuck out!

[Kridane]

@pikanoob Im pretty sure it's "You don know how to cook anythin" and "Yeah I do"

[ExistUNDRGROUND]

@pikanoob Thank's for the transcript, cause I totally didn't just watch the video myself. -_-

[pikanoob]

@ExistUNDRGROUND LOL just in case you missed something. but seriously did not expect to be a top comment

[Tipsynova]

@pikanoob Hes saying "You inthar cookin'?" And the other kid responds "Yeah dude."

[BlockisticStudios]

@pikanoob

my GOD did that smell good

ddddetecti ddi no goin an you tel me do things i done rUNNIN

...

[TheJunkieBox]

Does anyone notice the outro has a pitch change?

[beanhouse55]

@TheJunkieBox no

[specklednoodle99]

"You unnoticed howta cook anything"

"Yeh do"

[WowzaBoyz]

Haha, for some reason I always laugh the hardest when he pushes that last kid telling him to "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

[SkitClan]

0:12

[asparagusoffice]

Hmm, I've made it to top comment yet again.

Time to put my monocle back on.

Ǫ__^

[pargelenis2020]

@asparagusoffice lol YOU douchebag. HA HA HA!

[kimmyBgirl]

0:26

He dun runnin don't you understand?

[ChidoriX100]

"Porkchop Sandwiches" - for every time something catches on fire.

[Alexanderzx360]

GI AI JOEEEEE

[Xronomnomnom]

Lol that was hilarious! xD

[SandMPodcastNBV]

The S&M Podcast NBV has made a live action shot for shot recreation of this video!!!! Check out their site to see! The video will be posted Friday Oct 21 2011!

[Outside998]

Saints Row: The Third has an achievement called "Porkchop Sandwiches".

[coindude49801]

Its actualy press 2 for "Bwahahahahaha!"

[erikawesome10]

press 1 for oven

press 2 for babububuababa

press 3 for chess

press 4 for... something

press 5 for ass

press 6 for done

press 7 for nin

press 8 for n

press 9 for i

[DrTimeCop]

@erikawesome10

get out

[terrean27]

@erikawesome10 Press the power button on your computer, dig a hole, then throw your computer into the hole. Proceed the bury it, and never touch another computer again or reproduce. Please. For the sake of the human race, do as I say.

[PinkFloydrulez]

that little kid talks like the dwarf from twin peaks ahahaha

[mrSHROOMZ808]

haha wtf?

[DeltaD36]

He sounds like Doc off of Red vs. Blue. xD

[beanhouse55]

@DeltaD36 sounds like your mom's queef

[asparagusoffice]

I have come to the conclusion, from the top comment, that Jrto66 is a wonderful person and that his comments should be praised and celebrated through the Youtube community.

That, or he quoted the entire video. Whatever, I'm not scrolling through a month's worth of comments.

[Aaron65111]

Yer not cookien

Ye doo

UABAUBUABUABUA

[Connordude37]

press 3 in my pants

[898elvahagedorn89]

ey i'm ur Lady of Night ..and i know what u wanna get of me

[RabidDogma]

I mean strictly video quality, the parody itself is amazing, but this shitty video quality somehow has 3 million views.

[RabidDogma]

Of all of the versions I've seen on Youtube, somehow this one has the worst quality and yet the most hits. Sad.

[ThomasakaDes]

Wtf :P

[EpicToiletTime]

how do you post a comment.

[fromtheforestband]

213 people dont like the video.

[aekafele]

Possibly the funniest shit ever.

[mrB0DYmassageMACHINE]

YOU NAT COOKEEN

[Heliosphan15]

@mrB0DYmassageMACHINE

YEADO

[mrB0DYmassageMACHINE]

@Heliosphan15 Ueeeeeeeeeeee Uaaaaaaaaaaa

[aubba]

Gijoe sucks

[DarkDecade619]

"Man did that smell good..."

[royisadude]

At the end all I have to say is There's No Retard In Team =P

[mrtalkative91]

i done runnin

[Supernova09949]

I have recently become aware of a horrible thing happening around the U.S. and other countries..... women are refusing to make men sandwiches... this is a horrible thing press the thumbs up button below if you also want this to come to an end.

[Flint79]

fuck we're all dead get the fuck out!

[Solarchos]

The greatest of them all.

[MackTuesday]

I die laughing every time I watch this.

[VenkateshSrinidhi]

You didn't spell sandwich right.

[thellt1]

ok. im showing this to my local computer stores staff. AND IM NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER! they may have been in the buisness for 30+ years but they NEED to see the AWESOME power of the internet. this is the best example.

[Dalebeanz420]

check it

6 year old girl wants a Facebook

[MsSigmaT]

Love his face at the end, it's like" Why did I save these retards".

[shawtown06]

@MsSigmaT LMAO!

[retalia4]

How could you possibly dislike this video?

[raveman02am]

Drunk tank

[BeckyLingoCreations]

I love how fast the fire spreads. XD

[grouchypus]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Doperwtje81]

why does the guy have a Hitler-coupé?

[GuntKicker420]

How can anyone NOT like this video!?!?

[MrMaryJanes]

I like how the firetruck showed up within 4 seconds.

[DukeLovesYou]

You are now aware that these GI Joe Dubs were made 8 years ago.

In that time, a whole new generation of stupid, bratty kids have been born.

I miss how the internet used to be. I miss discovering all this shit for the first time as a 10 year old kid back then. Those were good times.