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  • what song is at 1:41

  • I would have shat my pants if i was the girl at 3:19.

    True story.

  • Jeremy in the kitchen: "Do you need the egg separated from the shell as well?"

  • jeremy's littlest one is super duper adorable!!!

  • "_I never take that oooout!!"

    "_I´ve eaten that so many times..."

    Jeremy Clarkson is literally full of shit.

    Funniest part.

  • How come at 3:06 the freshly caught lobster already has a rubber band strapped to his claw, just like the ones in supermarket?

  • @eugenbvro they put the band on just after the lobster is caught.......i guess

  • @eugenbvro Bringing a packet of rubber bands is a lot easier than dealing with the pain of getting pinched lol

  • "Do you know the really amazing thing about the Isle of Man? You're allowed--by law--to shoot a Scotsman if he's within twenty feet of the beach." Ta-Da!!!!

    Jezza: Goofy looking, lazy, untalented working-class stock.

    But yet he's worth tens of millions (gets a million quid per annum for Top Gear alone).

    Gordon works infinitely harder for his buck than Jeremy, and there they are...equals.

    Mix confidence with chance, and you'll likely have a successful life.

  • I am full of Shit! hahaha

  • I've always thought that they boiled the lobster alive and thought it was horrendous. I'm so glad to learn that they don't. That's a huge relief. However, I was a bit horrified when the showed him killing the lobster. I was completely unprepared. I think I should start studying my edible plants, because if society crumbles I'm pretty confident that I could not kill an animal.

  • so all I have to do is act like a nut, get on the BBC and I can have Gordon Ramsay cooking me lobster?

  • @nibbler125 Clarkson has been a nut for since the 80s. so i guess u would have to act like a nut for 20 years to have Ramsay cook you a lobster.

  • I love that his two daughters are complete opposites of each other. His eldest is quite mature for her age, and judging from her manner of speaking and temperment, is probably more like Jeremy's wife then like him. His youngest Katja is most obviously more like Jeremy. She's the one that got the Clarkson DNA. She's just so cute, in the way she act so much like Jeremy, with the funny faces and the bad behavior at the dinner table.

  • I like the way both are cheerfully taking shots at each other. I also like that it's clear that Jeremy invited Gordon's entire family to come for segment.

  • two of britains most entertaining people!!!!

  • He looks like a really nice father, seriously.

  • "See here, this is the shit sac."

    "I've never taken that out! I've eaten that so many times!" :D

  • "my job is eat ahead of the table , smoke 500 cigarettes and watch grand prix"

    spoken like a man

  • I am so damn hungry now!

  • he drinks peroni!

  • its nice to see gordon all normal. this video really shows who he really is!

  • ......we've been eating lobster poo...

  • I love how these two work together.

  • I love Lobster. I prefer it grilled to boiled but it's great either way. Jezza can catch is own. That's just epic all the way around. Add that to living on a tax free island in a penis shaped house and i'd say old Clarkson has it all.

  • series is that?

  • Multimillionaire gobshite. Yup, that pretty much sums Clarkson up haha.

  • what is the song in 1:00???

    

  • @IvanLca1 INCOME TAX BLUES (Ralph Willis).. just a guess!

  • the wayne rooney joke was hilarious

  • if only i could be jezza's child

  • "How long are you gonna boil it for, do you need to put vinegar?" "What if it starts curdling?" I don't think Ramsay was ever going to point that out had it not been for Jeremy's smart wits.

  • 240p we meet again

  • @michiel20 Lol one of the best commets i've seen

  • @michiel20 No HD back in 2007! :(

  • @michiel20 it's 240p.....we meet again. You did the joke wrong :(

  • @dikkenerd100

    to bad

  • Haha I love his oldest daughter! She's most definitely inherited his sense of humor.

  • Its true that polls show that people like British food the least. Sadly

  • 0:30 she is definitely Jeremy's daughter

  • Penis shaped house. :D

  • Jeremy's house could not be located at a better place. =')

  • @NEGFTW I have to admit I fell in love with Yorkshire pudding too. Ecky Thump!

  • 0:51 aww. hot girl~ :3

  • @ronaldli5 you are troubled... unless you are 12 yourself, in which case I apologise.

  • @designator99 I'm 14. XD

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  • @MrBazpoker Can't be a pedophile unless I'm an adult.. some might say.

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  • I love the UK <3

  • the king of cars and the cookery together win fucking win

  • Quick thought! He pulled the lobster out of the pot(on the boat) and it already had little wee bits of plastic around the claws......

  • "I've eaten THAT many times!"

    Haha, Jezza's the greatest. =]

  • They don't know how to eat lobster. That's not how you get the meat outta the tail!!

  • Is that really where clarkson lives?

    

  • LMFAO I love Jeremy scolding his daughter at the end (who just so happens to favor him considerably) :) Methinks the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree!

  • Ramsay sucks dead dogs dicks

  • "My job on a sunday is to eat sunday lunch at the head of the table, smoke five-hundred cigarettes, and watch grand prix" LOL, you gotta love Jezza's take on a sunday.

  • @SkaMaRtiSt1991 Alright I'm Canadian and I've been an avid Top Gear fan since 2004, but I keep hearing people call Clarkson "Jezza"... What does it mean? Is it just an abbreviation for Jeremy?

    I don't get it lol

  • This is a sunday lunch? Shit all I make is a turkey sandwich

  • 7 lobsters have watched this video

  • 3:44 the lobster is like "argh wtf who the..... X.X". Poor thing.

  • does he live on the isle of man ?

  • @Soetman yup and the cothswold or something like that

  • 5.08, Funniest Clarkson reaction so far.....

  • for the longest time, my parents told me that black lining was nothing.......I've always assumed it was nothing since I was 8...I'm not 18.....sigh

  • Ramsay was doused in petrol and held at gunpoint while investigating fishing for a TV series. Not long now Ramsay the bully-boy potty-mouthed crud. Your Karma is catching up with you. Sarah Symonds is also planning to publish a book, which will focus her relationship with Gordon Ramsay. Titled Memoirs of a Mistress – My Time With Britain’s Fiery Chef. She said, Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom.

  • @DigbyCat

    And we're supposed to be interested?! I don't give a fuck, to be blunt. This man is one of the great cheffs of our time, bringing food and the way it's supposed to be prepared to the people. I don't care a damn about his maritial life...that's for the Sunday Times and all it's dimwitted readers.

  • And you are a dimwitted TV reality affected maddened simpleton. You are the type that that needs workplace counselling like the nasty Ramsay. RAMSAY is a success because of you and I’d ask you to take a good look inside yourself or see a psychologist when you laugh at his BULLY BOY RAMSAY tactics. Ramsay is SCUM like the left-over’s from his rotten pot. Wake up! Bullying: Treating other people like they are worthless. Live to be like someone else rather than this fucker Ramsay. He’s no model

  • @DigbyCat Jeez, dude...something eating you?! ( no pun intended )

    Wake up and smell the coffee, and try to see through this bully boy mask of Ramsey's. Underneath is someone who is making a point of several things. And I'm affraid some people just need to be bullied before they want to see what's been staring them in the face for long time. You might not like his stile, but he's resourcefull and to the point. One more thing: day to day live in a three star kitchen is even worse than Ramsey.

  • You can’t tell the difference between right and wrong, you sick puppy. You are the type of person who has missed out on a healthy upbringing. Ramsay is a nasty. He thinks that not only the sun shines out of his arse, but truffles and foie gras comes out also. He is so blinded by self-love that he has become deluded. He is a potty mouthed cook who entertains similar minded bully boys. Someone will one day beat the snot out of the wanker, but it won’t be on one of his sick TV reality shows.

  • @DigbyCat Ramsay is no bully, he just demands what his staff is contractually obliged to do. You will see far worse at a construction site that is run well than at Ramsay's kitchen. Then at others, where the hammer isn't brought down, the project stalls, the walls are missing ironing and crack years later, the foundation also cracks, etc etc. A kick in the ass doesn't always mean you hate someone. It can often mean the exact opposite.

  • @DigbyCat Didn't you already try to beat him off you neurotic fuck. You just want to suck his cock and get tea bagged by him!

  • @TheOBOM I agree with you and it is a great shame. The hell that goes on behind the kitchen doors is despicable, and then the food is brought out to smiling guests who have no idea that hell on earth is occurring in the kitchen. There is NO NEED FOR THIS ANY MORE. I’d rather cook my own than eat food that has been prepared under such vile circumstances. As for Ramsay he is a TV reality wanker who continues to promote such disgusting and bully behaviour.

  • @DigbyCat Unless you are wearing rubber shoes, ride a bike and eat only bread and drink only water, I suggest you shut the fuck up. As Neil from the Young Ones once said, "Vegetable rights and peace."

  • LMAO 0:31 shows who takes after Jeremy....

  • jeez i'm so hungry right now but my fridge is empty coz i need to do some shopping...fuck!

  • Image a weary female business traveller with not enough time to get home, checks into Ramsay’s Motel (aka Bates Motel – Psycho movie). She complains about his cooking because one of his pubic hairs gets between her teeth. Later on that night as she showers the screen is ripped open and there is Ramsay with his triple sharpened butcher’s knife. You know the rest. That is exactly what he does as a profession, only VERBAL butchery of a kind more damaging. Ramsay has earned $ for being a BULLY

  • @DigbyCat the fuck is wrong with you? he's scottish! i wouldnt want to live in your cotton candy world if you think he's really that rude. you must get a heart attack if you watch a tarantino movie.

    whats with the hate. did he kill your dog or something?

  • @Lamah83 You are a dumb sheep like the other flock of blind followers of Ramsay who get off on his disgusting language and the shocking way he treats people. He is a BULLY! He is arrogant, dismissive, impatient, & narcissistic. He treats people like they are trash. I believe he has underlying mental issues. He is soaking in his own deluded self love. He is a disgraceful example of unprofessional management and leadership behavior. Those that condone his behavior are sick and troubled.

  • @DigbyCat you're a psycho. get the fuck away from me

  • You are a prime example of utter ignorance to the professional way to treat people in the workforce and to build teamwork where everyone feels that they have been rewarded WITHOUT intimidation and bullying. Ramsay is a sicko and has serious mental issues. He may be wealthy because of those dullards that support his behavior but he is a nasty workplace psychopath who has total contempt for his fellow workers. He is a BULLY and a very nasty piece of work. He must be totally screwed up inside.

  • @DigbyCat Grow a FUCKING spine woman, JESUS. Fuck me...

  • You have a gobble-drip mouth like Ramsay. You sick puppy. You are out of place in training with what is called decent business behaviour. Ramsay’s crap reality shows picks real looser organisations and he in turn picks the eyes out of everyone within twenty feet of his ugly presence. Ramsay is a lowlife and is blinded by self love so that he is now King Ramsay in his eyes and now yours. Get a life Butch and wake up! . As for Ramsay, he is nasty, intimidating, discounting and impatient.

  • @DigbyCat

    It's TV, what do you expect?

  • @lntrigant I expect something much bvetter than a potty mouthed bully boy cook screaming at everyone for his own gratification. Ramsay is a deluded man.

  • @DigbyCat Why are you lurking in Ramsay's videos insulting him and whoever enjoys watching? I mean this video is hardly offensive and he seems rather pleasant in it so surely he's not 100% evil but regardless of how mean you think he is I think it's more concerning you want to go into videos of him and insult anyone who does enjoy it or try to stop them from having their own choice of what to enjoy.

    Sounds like something a bully would do.

  • Sarah Symonds is planning to publish a book, which will focus her relationship with Gordon Ramsay. With that one can say that it’s time for Ramsay to run and hide wherever he can, ‘coz this book can break his reputation big time! The title of the book has been decided and it’s named Memoirs of a Mistress – My Time With Britain’s Fiery Chef. In one of her interviews, she said, “Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom.”

  • @DigbyCat Stop being so insulted by a self-fabricated TV personality you blithering idiot.

  • The thing is that there are many simpletons that believe that Ramsay's sick ways are OK. They are then empowered by Ramsay potty-mouth to behave the same way. Ramsay should be arrested and flogged. It is basically licensed bullying by the TV programme makers for the sake of entertainment and making money. How are kids supposed to act any better at school and later in life when this is shown to be acceptable as normal behaviour? I gather you see through his sick façade, but many do not.

  • I cant believe that he has 2 homes and a bunch of cars

  • woah that looks dangerous (when they were taking the lobster out of the sea)

  • Penis shaped house... LOL

  • One of the most perverse addictions of TV are REALITY SHOWS. They attract a lower intellectual mind that believe everything they see as fact, when it is not. It is all staged for one thing, money. As for Ramsay he should be ashamed as a human for being the nasty bully he represents and disgusting language he spits out. He has no idea of the damage he causes and the enablement for other bullies to behave like he does. Ramsay is fucked in the head and has a vile mouth and temper.

  • @DigbyCat

    wow, you have been placing comments like these for months now, you must have a shitty life. Tell me, does it hurt to die as a unsuccesfull loner permavirgin?

    btw you said "fuck", you have a vile mouth, temper and nolife I hope you get cancer, goodday!!

  • @kankeramsterdam and who are you? The bastard child of Ramsay? I can remeber he fucked a warmed up cows liver once. Do you hatch out of that. What is wrong with you Ramsay butt-hole lickers? Do you condone this nasty bully boy and his self opinionated behaviour or do you just wanna be like him – a nasty arse-hole bully… The guy is a jerk and has made his money being a BULLY! GROW UP and live a proper life… Ramsay thinks that Moet squirts out from the end of his penis.

  • is that actually Jeremy's house?

  • love seeing clarkson in a family environment

  • "do you want the egg separated from the shells as well?"

  • alioli...is a ctalan sauce

  • hahaha.... his house is a shaped as a penis.... hahaha

    oh i love them :)

  • 30 mins in the freezer sends lobster (and crabs etc) to sleep. their body just slowly shuts down without pain. or you can stab it in the head ;)

  • @aussiesurfer28 are you a lobster?

  • @aboood914 yes. yes, i am

  • man i didn't know JC was multi-millionaire!!!!

    guess it makes sense

  • @cunt3d Of course he is. Top Gear (TV and Magazine), Books, Events, etc. Most famous TV presenters are multimillionaire. In U.S, David Letterman, Jay Leno, etc. They're also super rich!

  • What about the F word?

  • is jeremy a multi-millionaire?

  • "my job on a sunday is to sit at the head of the table, smoke five hundred cigarettes and watch the grand prix"

  • I wish I was clarkson's kids

  • What's the tune from 2:23 - 2:44 called?

  • if you wanna waste time, stabbing them right there in the head... go right ahead.. lmao

  • i would like to have a penis-shaped house as well :)

  • that's the thing around the nipple...

  • I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT!!1

  • Hahah he tested that 8 wheeler on topgear offroad toys, didn't know he bought one.

  • these two need to do a show together!

  • I would agree that it's more humane, but it is also slightly more disturbing to watch. These two have great personalities.

  • Isle of Man isn't famed for it's cuisine? The whole of England is famous for having the worst food on the planet.

    Fortunately for England they have Jeremy Clarkson who rules.

  • Cute kids!

  • how come this show isn't censoured?

  • @flaviupodina In the UK, your are allowed to broadcast uncensored language if its targeted at a mature audience.

  • @TopGearrules Same with south and latin america.

  • @TopGearrules

    Wow! really?

  • @TopGearrules man thats so cool

  • @TopGearrules God bless United kingdom.

  • @flaviupodina don't fuckin watch it then, change the channel u fuck

  • @hellsinkivampyr fuck you. i just asked

  • @flaviupodina In the US they allow scenes of people getting murdered, heads blown off, stabbed ect though when there is a swear word or a nipple, all hell breaks loose.

  • @flaviupodina because they didnt want to ruin it

  • Jeremy : "main food in the isle of man is FUEL..yeah Fuel"

    Hahahhaha no wonder he buys a house there he wants to flat out his collection of cars I suppose.....

  • god i would kill for his house in the IOM. but not him, cuz he's awesome. by far the best presenter of any show on TV, because he doesn't give a shit of what people think of him. complete respect for clarkson.

  • he's got a bit of cheek calling someone else a 'multi millionare gobshite'...

  • "His decidedly penis shaped house" It's decided, this house looks like a penis

  • penis shaped house hahaha will sperm shoot out of that

  • ROFL Lunch is OUT THER! Up Movie

  • what type of mustard does he mean? powdered, dijon, regular americanized yellow mustard paste?

  • what type of mustard does he mean?

  • He lived in the sand in the Isle of Man

  • That airport is Ronaldsway airport, used to live in the Isle Of Man ^^

  • 1:43 what the name of the song pls! thanks!

  • @19dec1981

    Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

  • Jeremy's daughter is cute ^^ And no I'm not a pedo, 'Im 14...

  • @kregzdeM3

    She's older than you!

  • @crazygrainger2006 Who gives a shit

  • jeremy clarkson is full of shit haha

  • "his decidenly penis shaped house" LOL

  • every time I watch this clip it makes me smile. Both happy families, one with funny dad and other with a great cook. perfect.

  • I only know of Ramsay from the commercials for his show, but he actually seems like a nice guy, quite a shock from the epic douchebag facade he plays on TV....

  • wait so Ramsey is not an asshole at home?

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  • @Bartman954 shut ur mouth up u son of the bitch

  • good on gordon for killing them instantly instead of boiling them

  • You can also put them to sleep so they don't thrash about. You can put 'em in the freezer for a 30 seconds to slow the nerve responses so they don't suffer.

  • @referencebook101 mm but its still horrible to kill. and I couldn't kill anything, I didnt find it good to watch but I guess they were going to eat them so the fasted way is the best

  • @referencebook101 for TV surely. The reason you throw them straight in is you don't want to crack the shell before cooking to keep flavour in and water out.

  • You know nothing about being a cook. I'd bet you that if you walk into any succesful restaurant, there will always be a chef yelling and shouting at certain points, because of the fact that cooking food at a busy restaurant is one of the most stressful jobs out there. In programs like Hell's Kitchen, the kitchen is serving food for like 8 hours straight, and in those 8 hours Gordon perhaps only shouta for 10 minutes in total. The tv-producers simply makes it looks like he yells all the time.

  • Com'on its only TV! Its all set up like a play for gordon to have an aggressive attitude. Just enjoy the darn video :)

  • He's actually a very sweet man, not to mention a genius chef. He got his ill-tempered reputation because of being filmed during an extremely stressful part of his life. Unfortunately, that was good for ratings, and now it is expected that he be a dick for his programs.

    If anything, his attitude these days is indicative of his passion for food, not of being an asshole.

  • @DigbyCat ... Ramsay is AMAZING, and like the comment of topgearrules, it's a TV show, just like in TOP gear you got Jeremy being a bitch...it's about how's the main person, because of what they know about the show...if you'rre dumb enough to think he's a bully i tell you you're pretty fucking stupid

  • @DigbyCat you must be a contestant from hells kitchen

  • @germino777 No I'm not. I just despise arsehole bullys like the foul mouth Ramsay.

  • @DigbyCat

    I think thats a load of crap; If you come in too gordon's kitchen you gotta take the heat

  • @DigbyCat And people love him for it and instead your comment is hidden on this page. Guess what people like?

  • @DigbyCat Yes, you're the personality of the year indeed as you've just demonstrated. You're not worth argueing with clearly, sad little pile of hypocrit.