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  • this is seriously the greatest game ever, check out my channel everyone

  • How to get divorced in skyrim? Thats easy cheat on your wife with another woman, get caught and when your other wife finds out your cheating then...kill her or run for your life.

  • Guess who's got a Valentine noooww!! :D -foreveralone-

  • What do you do if you're a girl in skyrim?

  • hey is there a way to get remarried on PS3?

  • khajiits cant get married fuuuuuuuu

  • @916vocalcovers i used to buy armor from grelka them i took an arrow in the knee (and didnt live to tell about it)

  • buy armor and live to tell about it!....new skyrim meme maybe O.o ehh no not good

  • 12 minute add...thank god for the skip button.

  • @Rusty511 just like your self

  • When it says 8 hours it means In real time

  • If you get married, can you kill the spouse to upgrade the Ebony Blade?

  • can you fuck?

  • @westsideCAMERAMAN new update!

  • i walked into the room to talk to maramal and then i was approached by some guy and the maramal walked outside and i lost him. can anybody help me

  • i love that comment with 43 likes

  • hey guys ive got married once but i killed the bitch cuz i got bored of it but i want another bitch but i cant get another bitch.Am i only able to get one bitch?

  • @ICEcoolGamerz i think you just need another amulet of mora

  • Ahh a fellow Kajiit :3

  • Just started today, level 4, and can't find Riften :S

  • what if when i talk to her, a menu doesnt come up? and the guy in riften isnt there! i already beat the golden claw. please help!

  • Can u get married again in skyrim?? And if so what do i do with my wife thats living in my house. How do i get a new partner?

  • This Realm video will show you:

    How to play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    How to make a huge mistake

    How to get married in Skyrim

    LOL

  • PSSHH, I don't need a wife in Skyrim. I just maxed out my one-handed.

  • @sonic8882 epic

  • @sonic8882 Lol

  • @sonic8882 clever bro. clever

  • @sonic8882 you only use a one hander? i need a Two hander.

  • @killertctma OHHHH so I'm guessing you think you have a big sword, HUH??

  • @sonic8882 (everyone on youtube for the rest of its existence is gonna hate me for saying this, but i dont care) Dude, marriage is not just about sex, its about love and loyalty (let the hatin commence)

  • @ghostpirate7349 haha yes of course dude. I was just making a joke :) *thumbs ups*

  • @sonic8882 i was expectin a LOT of hate... but that works 2 :D

  • @sonic8882 hahaha that made my day!

  • @sonic8882 I just maxed out my two-handed. :D If you know what I mean...

  • @sonic8882 Then master your Conjuration! lol

  • why does everyone talk some bad about women? u think ur gunna get any by trash talkin her?? yal need to grow up

  • @overlethal1992 you need to make me a sandwich

  • Need help! So I married Aela the huntress of the companions and after the weddin thing she simply disappeared off the face o the map. Seriously I can't find he anywhere. Any help ?

  • @D0OMZDAYZ She will probably have moved into your house if you have one.

  • @D0OMZDAYZ she probably ran into some troll's on the way back home, probably dead in the ditch. sorry.

  • @Gameing2daMAX haha thats cool, the benefits of marriage are minimal anyway

  • @D0OMZDAYZ you could always make her spawn. at least on pc i believe.

  • LoL fuck u All 4 watching

  • New weapon equipped: ball and chain

  • I used to be married....

    Then I took an arrow to the thigh....

    Bitch was only with me for the sex.

  • @Arkarian23 I fail to see the problem, besides that arrow in your thigh.

  • As a female, you can marry the smithing person in Riften. :3 He is ugly as hell though.

  • oh this is a video game tutorial i thought is was a tutorial on how to set your wedding up at the skyrim church in Manhattan

  • I do like more of a sort-of Sims style of gameplay, but with this action and story. The marriage bit is a good start to that.

  • Fuck you.

  • @BossSause1337 Fuck me......

  • did she marry some guy after meeting him and knowing him for about 10 minutes?

  • @Haloplaya2332 my character's wife married him for assassinating 2 people for her....there's just that particular charm when it comes to murderers....

  • Skyrim is like a Norwegian simulator.

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  • The smacking of your lips irritates me.

    Swallow before you fucking talk.

  • I tried to attend my wedding and I got there on time but lydia attended and she was dead but she got killed before in a cave anyway everyone got mad at me and told me to leave what do I do?

  • @Reddevildog4 Have the same problem the only way to have it sopped is go back to a save where she was alive.

  • @Reddevildog4 re-load to the last save point

  • SH*T i sold my amulet of mara

  • @minipeach25 Buy another one from the priest guy, yes, I forgot his name just that fast, lol.

  • I don't have enough money to buy a house to live with my wife ):

  • @slyspy70 i bought and fully upgraded my house in whiterun itsa awesome

  • @slyspy70 i cant even sleep in my house

  • Step 1: Create sexy female character (not even remotely difficult in Skyrim)

    Step 2: Marry a sexy female NPC.

    Step 3: Sleep with your spouse.

    Step 4: Get disappointed by the absence of sex scenes with which to satisfy your perversion :(

  • haha ive been waiting to get married. but how do i know if my wife/husband is progressive and down for adoption instead of birth. i'm the female and have far too much going on career wise in Winterhold to just stop and make babies

  • should have went for that aela chick

  • Next on Machinima:

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: How To Rape (Gameplay/Commentary)

  • wheres the achievement that says "game over"?

  • If you marry some argonian girl named Shahvee you can sell your shit at her store lol

    u also get 100 gold a day

  • Finally, somebody who doesnt marry the valley girl from Whiterun!

  • No point in marrying someone if you can't have sex :O

  • LOL, "We will skip the wedding ceremony because it is boring as shit." LMAO Men. Hey I am a girl I would like to get married...in Skyrim. Also some guys who play the game may totally want to get married. Anyway, this was good to know, my friend was all like "This isn't The Sims, you can't get married." Wait until I show him this video.

  • @jazzy45rocks The idea of marriage in a RPG is awesome. It gives it a more realistic feel. What is the point of saving the world if not for your loved ones and your budding family? It's not just because it's the right thing to do.

  • @jazzy45rocks I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now go, and shove this video in your friends face!

  • i dont even have skyrim, i just watch these because theyre fascinating

  • @supercomputerguy123 well dude get skyrim it's amazing

  • I wonder how the realm of Tamriel feels about same sex marriage ?

  • @mariss711 Same sex marriage is allowed

  • Summary: Explore the game...

  • Can you hump her???

  • I just relized, skyrim is just a totally better version of Fable 3

  • The questions is can you have babies?!.. If you know what I mean ;-)

  • Remember, if she won't stop talking, Fus Ro Dah her ass back into the kitchen where she belongs.

  • @BaldurandVali FUS RO DAH YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN YOU HOOKER

  • @BaldurandVali Or just slow time to get out of the house in time before she says something retarded.

  • lol Funny they put marriage in the game for all the 40 yr old virgins out there

  • @Rusty511 like you're self.

  • @TheSesshydude LAWL

  • @TheSesshydude says you with your anime vids

  • @Rusty511 Ya well im 16, problem?

  • Camille is who my character married, lol. She still blabbers about having the claw back all the time, too, lol.

  • I married Aela the Huntress, and I'm also a werewolf.

    Tonight should be... interesting. ;)

  • Good, having a wife to come back after killing dragons. And eating a hot meal.

  • @Sharpedo27 speak to me in arabic or do not speak

  • What's funny is in skyrim i just got married

  • This video will teach you how to: make a huge mistake. Hahaha

  • @howlermonkeysweat lmfao that comment truly deserves a spot in the top comments

  • no sex part ? k *CLOSED OPERA PAGE*

  • not loading so fuck this video

  • >Hears jokes about marriage being horrible

    I for one look forward to marriage later in life :L

  • and if your a werewolf you cant get lovers comfort :)

  • you dont have to be married to have lovers confirt in real life :))

  • if you get married in skyrim is it the same as in real life it's game over?

  • @flashgames248

    yeah i had 15,000 coins before marrige n day after had 100

  • yes... I tried getting married for my latest episode.... then the dead body glitch happened and I can never get married.... ohhhhh how much I raged was painful.. funny but painful.

  • @FiddisGaming hahahaha load up last game? :P

  • This is easier than prostitution!.

  • In OverLord, all you needed to do was see a women and she became yours.

  • PC gamer is boss...

  • Just show to any gold digger you have money or jewels, and every whore in skyrim will want to marry you...

    Note: This tactic might evolve your gold digger into a money spending complaining cheating cow.... so stay sharp..

  • Is it possible to get out of a marriage and marry someone else after? :|

  • @Kasotomic you have to murder the person you married to marry someone else

  • you're dialect is fucking awesome

  • when do you fuck

  • @Squirrelboy999 When your mum comes out of the kitchen

  • @DynasticProductionz unrelated but usually thats how beginner trolls start

  • Lol this realm video will show you how to make a huge mistake. xD

  • check out ma channel for mw3 videos

  • Oblivion was better overall.

    Prove me wrong.

  • @Vorzt Dragons.

  • @TheMightyP00tis

    Come on, give me a better reason.

  • @Vorzt Dragons.

  • @Vorzt dragons, dual wielding, more then 3 voice actors

  • @BusterCap7

    Those don't matter.

  • @Vorzt I forgot you could win an argument by telling your opponent his ideas are invalid, and then not not defend your claim. go fuck off kid

  • @BusterCap7

    No.

    He said "simple math".

    That's invalid.

  • @Vorzt Go obvious troll somewhere else, newfag.

  • @GustavoMsTrashCan

    Stop using words that you don't know.

  • YEAAAAH

    another geordie gamer, geeetin

  • man i like the skyrim ad song

  • Just so everyone knows, you can also go to the Lover's Guardian Stone to get the lover's comfort buff permanently if you don't wanna go through the marriage crap and need to rest whenever you want the buff. However you can only have one Guardian stone buff at a time.

  • Might have murdered camilla first 5min of the game(just a little).....

  • does any1 know what weapon he is using?

  • If I don't want to get married in real life, then why would they think I would in Skyrim?

  • @Successfulgamer Cuz you're not the only person playing Skyrim.

  • lol i cant sleep anymore :] im a warewolf baby!

  • the big problem is you cant divorce, and when you kill your spouse you cant remary, they should patch it, or make some quest in the dlc where you need both rings and bring them to some king of pit of lava :D

    thumbs up so Bethesda can see this

  • @refard5 like betheseda can read your shit

  • what if you're playing as a female.....

  • @Shepardisms Gender doesn't matter

  • @OrangeFan11 can you only get married to the opposite sex?

  • @Shepardisms no, according to the strategy guide you can marry the same sex

  • @Shepardisms nope, to anyone

  • I will do this for the achievement :)

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  • shotgun marriage!

  • I did this simply to get more gold lol

  • i wonder if it can be bi racial marriage khajit and arogonian :D

  • @jalford312 He's playing a khajit (hint at end of video: "You'll make a fine rug cat!") so... yeah.

  • you can't marry sapphire, so im not interested

  • XD " This Realm video will show you:

    How to play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    ----->How to make a huge mistake <-----

    How to get married in Skyrim.

    xD! :D

  • wish it was that eazy in rl

  • at the end I heard: "Fuck you all for watching" LOL

  • Can you choose who you want to marry because that chick isnt the best looking thing in Skyrim ;) Yes this is a weird question but this is funny as hell.

  • @ShottySniperz401 You can only marry certain characters, but you do have the freedom to choose who from that list (Currently, there are no Khajits or Wood Elves available). You need to a quest for them sometimes before you can ask them though. For example, I married Aela the Huntress from the Companions, but you have to do all the Companions quests before you can propose to her.

  • getting married shouldn't be this hard lol..

    just go to a random city and yell "hey everyone, who wants to marry the dragonborn?"

    and there you have it, you already have hundreds of people standing in line xD

  • @Shababaish Gonna be a lot of shouting in that marriage. HAHASEEWUTIDIDTHERE?

  • @Shababaish Keep this tip for the baby Dovakiin. :D

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  • does this guy know skyrim is an RPG?

  • Im a girl on the game, boy irl, is it possible to marry men?

  • @DynasticProductionz LOL yeah in like Nevada you can do that.

  • @DynasticProductionz I would assume so, just as long as you had a female character

  • @DynasticProductionz From what I've read, yes. In Skyrim, you can marry anyone from the list, regardless of race and gender.

  • @DynasticProductionz You can marry both genders. Apparently everyone in Skyrim is bisexual :P

  • @SpankingSwede just like every one in the sims

  • No kajhits?? Who am i suppose to marry with my kajhit thief?? A norf?!