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  • your mamas so fat, she needs a map to find her ASS!!!

  • all these yo mama jokes from this channel are crap :P

  • Yo Mama so FAAAAT when she got shrank by a size switching machine

    penny TOKE HER GIANT SIZE TO TAKE OUT WALLSTREET

    ((people screaming from giant Penny Fitzgerald rampaging wallstreet))

    business guy/AAAAAH THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

  • make that a map on battlefield and you got fat...:P

  • Champ chong sent me

  • lol

  • Yo Mama's so fat, when she farts, they send in the hazmat crew.

  • Yo mama so poor i kicked a rock at some trash cans and she popped out saying who knocked

  • yo mama so fat when i walked past her i got lost so i took out my compass loll

  • Yo mama is so stupid she got drove over by a parked car.

  • Yo mamas soooo fat she ate a zero calorie bar and gained weight

  • Yo mamas sooooo fat, she lost her breath b4 she took one

  • i feel like that everyone that likes this is 8.

  • @drunkgoat46 Agreed, anyone that enjoys childish humor like this is under at least thirteen years of age or still stuck in 2006. I look at this and I see something as unfunny as "arrow to the knee".

  • @BWYGR111

    than DONT click on this shit

  • your mama is so fat that she broke the bullet proof glass for 50 cals onlyu

  • yo mama so fat when she went to my space there was no more space

  • yo mama so stupid when she heard a serial killer was out she hid all of her cereal

  • 0:04 "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN"

  • Yo mama so FAT, Times Square used HER as the NEW YEAR DROP BALL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

  • yo mama so fat when she sat down she caused a earthquake

  • PRESS 3

  • PRESS F3

  • yo mama is SO stupid, she disliked this video!

  • shes not that fat if shes nuke town

  • New CoD DLC map pack = Highrise, skidrow, yomama, overgrown.

  • press 3 for jizz map

  • To mama so fat she's the boss level in COD.

  • yo mama so stupid she went to ask.com and say how to spell google

  • yo mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck

  • yo mama so harry she made chubacca say damn

  • RATHER BF3 THAT,S EVEN BIGGER :D

  • yo mama so poor... SHE DRIVES A PEANUT!!!

  • yo mama is so stupid that she is fat

  • YO MAMA IS SO BOOR THAT SHE CANT BUY FREE BEAED 

  • Yo mama so ugly in Call of Duty her face is the nuke

  • yo mama so stupid she thought Brody was a girl because he wheres pink.

    im color blind so if its not pink...my falt

  • yo mama so hairy they call her harry potter

  • i always wanted this DLC

  • you mean map in battlefield 3

  • yo mama so fat she made fat people look skinny

  • yo moma so stupid she plays call of duty

  • Your momma so old, Her birth certificate is in ROMAN NUMERALS!!

  • won't it be more fitting if she was map on battlefield?

  • yo momma is so hot, earthquakes scream when they see her

  • @danoliver101 isn't that a complement ? not an offense

  • yo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie

  • yo mama so perverted that she invented sex+the BJ

  • YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S A MAP ON BATTLEFIELD 3!

  • She's actually a map of the entire GALAXY!

  • yo mama so fat shes a map on battlefield 3

  • i though they were ant's at first..

  • Yo mama is so FAT whenever she wears high-heels there sandals!!! :P

  • yo mama so ugly she turned medusa into STONE!!!

  • yo momma so fat she made Uranus look like a baby.

  • yo moma so stupid she forgot how to forget!

  • Battlefield has bigger maps.

  • naah she's a map on BATTLEFIELD!

  • Yo momma so fat when she walked in high heels she struck oil.

  • yo momma so fat she farted and the police called the bomb squad

  • Poor Soldier

  • yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

  • lolno

  • yo mama so stupid when 1 day her house was on fire someone told her to call 911 and she said 'whats the number'

  • To mama so stupid she though Halo was better than CoD and BF3

  • @justesbad it is better though

  • Acording to black ops this is a compliment.. FUC NUkE TOWN!

  • TITTIES

  • Yo MAMA's so MEXICAN,She pees rice water!

    Yo MAMA's so FAT,not even Dora can explore her!

    Yo MAMA's so FAT,She won a marathon in one step!

  • Yo mamas so fat, the only thing stopping her from going on holiday is the door!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she has to use boomerang to put her belt on!

  • Yo mama so poor, she cant even PAY atention

  • yo mama so fat when she dived off the diving board she was in china

  • yo mama's so fat, shes a map on battlefield. I mean come on those are HUGE xD

  • yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard

  • yo mama so poor she put a milkshake at mcdonalds on layoway

  • yo mama so fat that she jumped on the scale and the doctor said.. damn i dont want your telephone number

  • yo mammas so skinny she can dodge the rain

  • yo mama so i slaped her belly and ride the waves

  • The maps of COD aren't acctually so fat...

  • yo mamas so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and said she was listining to 50 cents

  • yo mama so stupid she tried yo drawn a fish

  • YOMAMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CALL OF DUTY WAS A PHONE

  • my moma may be a COD map but yo moma is a map on battlefield 3

  • YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PLAYS HALO SHE DOESNT NEED ARMOR LOCK

  • Well mr.. yo mama so fat she is a map on Battlefield 3!!

  • since when is youtube so...Gray?

  • THIS IS AN ORIGINAL!!!! YO MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE AUTOMATIC DOORS AT THE GROCERY STORE OPEN BEFORE SHE EVEN STEPS ON THE FLOOR MATT!

  • Is it just me, or everytime she stars in a video, she seems like shes touching her fat breasts?

  • yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she had to move

  • Cmon COD has very small maps...

    Perhaps BF

  • @TheNecromancer077 No maby minecraft with guns (not a mc fanboy!)

  • Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please.

    Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin.

    Yo mama house so small she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

    Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

    Yo mama so poor I went over her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said who turned off the heat.

  • yo mamma so fat shes a map on battlefield

  • yo mama so fat she scaried away godzilla

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  • FUCKING FUNNY HHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 0:10 *puts shades on* "Shes a map on Call of duty" he says while wearing his shades

  • yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

  • Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

  • why is it only fat stupid and ugly. why cant it be more like old and stuff

  • u re mama is so stupid she took the w out of the mm factory

  • lmao

  • Lol theEarthling your an idiot

  • YO MAMAS SO FAT THAT SHES FAT

  • yo mama's so fat the whole universe can sit on her stomach and not even use an inch of it

  • yo mama's so old she lays dinosaur eggs.

  • An "OLD" joke must be animated NOW!!!

  • Yo mama So Fat When She Went On The Scale It Ran UP My Phone Number!!

  • She's a map on BATTLEFIELD!

  • @memoman121 LMAO

  • Yo mama so stupid she needs a recipe for ice cubes

  • yo mama so stupid she climbed over the glass wall to see what was on the other side

  • Yo momma is so fat when she jumps in a pool the water jumps out

  • yo mama so fat, she uses ur daddy like a dildo.

  • yo mama so fat her pants have to be made by giants

  • yo mama is so dumb she watches 2 hours of 1 minute

  • Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped, there was an earthquake in japan.

  • yo mama is so fat,she stand on a scale and the results was to be continued YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  • Yu mama is so fat,that when she fall from a chair...SHE FALL FOR BOTH SIZE!

  • Your mama is so fat. When the time comes we can all go to outer space, it would take us 500 lightyears to find her ass.

  • yo mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean!

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS THAN U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • @SlayerZombie26 your moma is so stupid she produced someone like YOU!

  • no that's YO mama :)

  • yo mamma so old, i told her to act her own age and she died!!!

  • @NDroid244 lol dude :)))) awsome replic

  • yo mama is so fat, the goverment needed nearly 100 ac-130's just to blow her up.

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  • So she is a hazard like the rocket on lanch

  • yo mama is so fat once she sat to tell a joke and no one laughed but the chair was cracking up

  • someone make this a map on cod plz on cod 4

  • Map on COD? That looks more like a battlefield to me.

  • Yo mama so fat when she sat down there was a whole in the roof

    Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she tried to hi-5 jesus with her belly

  • Yo mama so fat when a yellow and brown bus came down the hill she said " stop that twix"

  • Yo mama so fat when she went to the fat competition they said no pros aloud

  • Yo Mama is so FAT her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

  • Yo Mama so ugly when she took a picture the photo came out blank

  • yo mama is so stupid she tried to order a burger on xbox live

  • LOL, yo mama, is so FAT.

    *voice changes into stalker voice *

    SHES A MAP ON COD

  • heh heh friendly spy plane inbound xD

  • Yo mama is so small she commited suicide of a kurb

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and was charged for a national disturbance

  • yo mama is so fat scientists declared her a new planet.

  • Stop bein a wanker and make a good joke u dick

  • yo mama is so fat she caused 9/11

  • Smile jeasus loves U

  • Yo mama so fat that she went to hell because not even jeasus could lift her spirits!!!

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  • definitively the best

  • yo mama is so fat when she sat on her iphone it turned into a Ipad

  • yo mama is so fat when she went to the airport they sayed ''sorry you cant bring more then 1000kg on the plane

  • yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slep

  • yo momma so ugly that people dress as her for holloween

  • how come i keep on forgeting the theme song for yomama

  • Yo mama so fat , that during races , everyone has to go only one lap...BECAUSE SHE TAKES UP ALL 365 OTHERS!!!!!

  • Yo mama so stupid she tells yo mama jokes to orphans.

  • Yo momma so fat......she stores food in her belly button!!!!!at leases its not lint right !!

  • yo' mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger NIGHTMARES !

  • your momma so fat, the only thing attracted to her is gravity