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  • 0:38 - ape noise..... ppffffffffffffAAAAAAAHAHAHA! I'm simple

  • You should really have the full song on iTunes.

  • I wish that website was real!

  • so random

    

  • YOUR BEARD IS AN ANIMAL

  • i have watched every single wheezy waiter video! yay wheezy-a-thon complete!

  • i microwaved a banana once it was downright sick. try it. but be warned it is smelly. like micfiwaved bananas

  • Bananas on to of your fridge? Pfft, I wanna know why there is a tiny woman on top of your fridges not bananas

  • iTunes, NOW!

    ;)

  • I can't believe I have been watching Wheezy for more than a year and a half...

    Best year and a half ever!

  • wheezywaiter's videos are like the 9gag of youtube...they steal your soul and your time.....I LOVE IT

  • You sang this at a DPC concert I went to in November:D You should make an album of WheezyWaiter songs:)

  • BANANAS!

  • Craig:"I'm huuuge"

    Me: haha.. immature.

  • I liked his beard like this!!! grow it bigger again!

  • the face when you say they look just like a bridge is priceless.

  • definitivetoptenlistofmusictha­tisawesomerightnowintheworld[d­ot]com

  • The shiny light is now shining darkness everywhere making it dark!

    I should be a scientist.

  • im eating a banana

  • A lot of people have been watching this video recently!

  • when ur hair turns grey not that it will, ull b young 4evz! but if u die it grey u cud b santa!

  • Get a load of that magnificent beard!! Regards from Argentina!!

  • Nice outro!

  • Who else jumped and looked out their windows when the car honked???

  • dude u suck

  • July 2010? Wow this song has been stuck in my head for a long time..

  • hed reakd

  • @Dowdall89 ya i no wah ya mean sur ya cnt slep anal in dis kip of a place ye hed b fried

  • 0:54

    EWWW HE'S HAAAIIRRRYYY!!!

    >:P

  • Good god, that beard is longer than the apes...

  • Look at that old couch!

    Whew, I'm sure glad he got a new one.

  • the carhorn scared me so much I did a DOUBLE wink :)

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  • The Amazing Atheist would love this video! 

  • aaahh? AAHHH?? AAAAAHHHHH

    (i always laugh at that part)

  • I miss those handstand I miss this apartment I miss free bagle fridays I even miss the old couch !!!!

  • This is probably my favorite video of yours because of the banana song. My family doesn't watch you , but I got my family to sing this song. Now my mom says "Hey beardlovers" whenever she sees me :D

  • Aww...rip Steve... I guess he can't enjoy your Banana song anymore:(

  • i like his new beard better than this beard.\

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  • i luvv the banana songgggg... its like amazinggg. lolzzz

  • Hey. I'm procrastinating too. xD

  • I definitely just Googled "definitive top ten list of music that is awesome in the world right now". I did NOT find the Banana Song. Google sucks.

  • oh how i miss handstands..):

  • beards getting kinda scruffy

  • that is one thick looking beard i like current bead better it looks more tasteful...like bananas

  • HIS BEARD IS FLUFFY! :D

  • I SEE OLD PEOPLE

  • DUN DUN DUNNNN

  • OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THE ADS. FIRST TOBY AND NOW THIS???

  • Dat beard.

    

  • Look at that beard.

  • I love this video its my favorite :) I have it memorized XD

  • i watched this on the WII earlier today Wheezy

  • This was the first WW video I saw.

  • OMG I LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!

  • "hey, hey, hey beard lovers hey, hey, hey beard lovers hey, hey, hey beard lovers that's rythmic and interesting start the introduction. So today I'm going to tell, what the heck is that, bananas on my fridge #bananas, bananas their sitting on my fridge bananas, bananas they look just like a bridge bananas, bananas you can throw them on the floor bananas, bananas you can no throw them on the floor#

  • WheezyWaiter you're so random "bananas, bananas sitting on my fridge bananas, bananas they look just like a bridge bananas, bananas you can throw them on the floor bananas, bananas you can not throw them on the floor"

  • Has anyone noticed he's making the EXACT same expression in the thumbnail of this vid and the previous one?

  • Oh how I miss the handstands

  • that outro should be used for all of your videos. it deprives me of the appropriate vocabulary to find any various way to tell you that it's amazeballs.

  • Your current beard is in much better taste.

  • That was the best wink I've seen! :D

  • I miss this apartment future wheezy :'(

  • who in the world would dislike wheezy waiterrr? :3

  • He's funny but I like Julian smith better

  • I miss this beard.

  • definetive top ten list of music that is awesome right now in the world.com, doesn't exist :(

  • WILLIAM FROM KIDS REACT MADE ME GO HERE

  • i sing this song to the kids i teach at daycare, because they like to throw their bananas on the floor.

  • @leannahandful ahahahahaha

  • Pull down your pants and then press 1

  • theat kid from ,,kids react,, send me here

  • harumph

  • Oh yay! You released this video on my birthday. I think this means I need to purchase the banana shirt.

  • Beard... is... so...... beardy.

  • Beard is so busheh..

  • Oh that beard is so long

  • Can I have a bite plweeezz!

  • what happened to bananas being a thing?

  • I've seen this before...

  • SO... BEARDY....

  • "The shiny light is now shining darkness everywhere making it dark! I should be a scientist."

    HAHAHAHA xD

  • Lol im allergic to banans

  • wheezy seems more confident in his singing in the future dont u think?

  • craigs old beard was CRRRREEEEEEPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!

  • Thumbs up if you actually tried to go to his (NON-EXISTENT! GRRRRR...) website.

  • That is a freakishly fluffy beard. You rock Wheezy!

  • I must have seen this before, but the size of the beard takes me by surprise. o.O

  • Just press 6 over and over. DO IT!

  • I COME FROM THE FUTU--- Holy crap, that beard is AWESOME!

  • wow... as if this was a year ago!! lol i remember this :P

  • wow, just wow

  • - Now I'm gonna handstand untill my wallet falls out.

    Epic quote

  • always been my fave wheezy vid.

  • yay past wheezy!!

  • this vids wink should be the outro

  • oh my god future wheezy's beard is so much smaller.

  • 1:01 HAHAHAH

    

  • 1:03 HAHAHAH

    

  • Methinks I saw this before.

  • Like if Wheezy goes more bananas brought u here. lol

  • I miss Weezy's old house :(:(

  • That outro was AMAZING!

  • I miss handstands.

  • From watching the Future one, to this one, i think his beard became controlled.

  • i remember whating this last year

  • Was this the best wink... or what?

  • OMG!! SO MUCH BEARD

  • Wow, this was a year ago? I remember this like it was yesterday.. I feel so old.

  • MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!

  • Yay, Steve Jobs made it into a wheezy video!

  • Thanks to this video I remember that I forgot the reason of why you stopped doing your daily handsatands

  • I remember seeing this a year ago. woahhhhh

  • I just posted this on my friends wall last week...

  • I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!!!

  • Make a whole episode with the nerd voice it will pleasure me................

  • I feel like I've been in stasis for like a year watching these videos. This is what being old does to you.

  • wooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh i clicked on the link and holy crap your beard makes you look like zach galifinakis...

  • tihs was when we were actually proper beard lovers..

  • Your Beard God Damnit!

  • I miss the old apartment. :(

  • @LoveVampire I'm a conspiracy theorist. I think he really didnt move out - he just rearranged his apartment and filmed from a different room.

  • i went to the music website he said outloud to see if it was still there....

  • You're so funny. :D

  • No way it was a year ago, remember that song as it was yesterday

  • OMG A Year Ago HE USED TO DO HANDSTANDS! How i miss the Handstands.

  • dat beard :O

  • Went back to go look at this after your new video, wow I barely remember this! (Even though I do...does that make sense?)

    Anyway, I must say that you have gotten more attractive in a year if that's possible

  • one year ago. time flies by.

    ( by at the end of a sentence is a dirty word )

  • Future Wheezy sent me..

  • dat beard...

  • Loving the epic beard =D

  • I don't remember his beard being so big. Oh, the glorious past...

  • Holy Beard!

  • My how the world has changed!

  • 0:33 through 0:42 is the hillarious

  • future wheezy sent me too!! you crack me up Craig!

  • Wheezy, you don't breathe much anymore.

  • I miss this apartment...

  • @Drust79 The new one is nicer.

  • @Drust79 me too

    

  • @Drust79 And his handstands... :(

  • Your beard was so frolumptuous back then!

  • Past wheezy looks so much like the "This-is-Spartaaa!"-guy :haha :D

  • The long beard was so awesome back then... but, looking back, keep it short

  • i miss the handstands!

  • wheezy from the past dont move in your new house i like this one better.

  • you look muslim with the beard here o.o

  • You look like Tom Hanks in Castaway here.

  • The beard. OMG that beard...

  • his beard was so much fluffier

  • I loved that outro a year ago, and I love it now.

  • wheezy looks kind of armish in this video lol

  • Oh dear... Look at that beard!.. Looks so fluffy!

  • i like the longer beard.

  • Oh handstands from the past, how we miss you. But poor Wheezy's wrist from the future.

  • you look really different on this video!

  • Look at the beard on him!

  • I miss handstands

  • This feels like the day of yesterday.

  • what a beard!

  • HAHA The beard!!! :P

  • AMISH WHEEZY!!!!!!

    *like*

  • Wow, Wheezybeard was giving Beardtard a run for its money!

  • love the outtro!!!!

  • This does not feel like it was a year ago. Wow. A year goes by fast.

  • Past wheezy, your beard is so voluptuous.

  • Oooooh how it feels to be covered in the peels......

  • 2010 Wheezy looks Amish.

  • OMG TIME HAS PASSED. AND YOUR BEARD IS HUGE.

  • Wow, this year has passed quick.

  • lolol u should be a scientist.

  • hold the 2 key to see wheezy wacking off a banana :)

  • "I just came" hold the 6 Key.