Sir Billi

[CrazyBorisProduction]

This is Youtube Poop gold.

[Chris557]

So is this test footage or?

[RedLexLuthur]

I think i just contracted brain cancer from this trailer.

[Vortex42]

Oh dear, dear Sean. :(

[Keyzone3]

Sean Connery has a brother called Neil Connery, he's a plasterer in Edinburgh.

True story

[GourouBandai]

These shitty movies break actors over their knee

[acarlisl]

Once you reach max level, you stop leveling.

[jonathan55751]

that movie looks really funny.

[ebwje]

I was like, 'Give these people a break.' And then I realized, 'Oh, this isn't a spoof? It's for a real movie?'

[brabrown30brabrown30]

Sean Connery has lost his mind!

[stormtrooper471]

with this many dislikes, I thought this was going to be a fake trailer. Now I see its just that bad

[ToxBoxProductions]

"This is the plan. Three groups with two to four people in each group"

-Sean Connery, Master Strategist

[MaliceMizerMuffins]

Geico commercials have better animation than this.

[TheHelldragon]

Sean Connery stars in "Shelfwarmer PS1 Sports Title".

[mylightside]

no

no

NO NO NO

[brabrown30brabrown30]

@mylightside sadly yes!

[coreyachord]

The Shitgoanimation company making the worst in todays CGI films so the whole family can enjoy talking shit about us. How much did this cost? A pint of Whiskey for Sean Connery, a hundred dollars worth of graphic designing and the rest went towards the directors crack addiction. William Hurt has this beat though look up The Legend of Sasquatch if you want to see true definition of crap. The Legend of Sasquatch makes this film look amazing.

[MaceH1ndu]

* Come out of retirement to do this.

Sean Connery confirmed for Dementia.

[Floovf]

Why does it start off talking about "where evil lurks" if the most dangerous thing in the movie is a dam?

[FigmentJedi]

Connery should have looked into doing Brave.

[JaxTH]

This is a joke, right?

[Matroska29]

Holy shit. This is real.

[MagicEmperor]

After watching this, CGI Jeff Bridges in Tron: Legacy suddenly looks perfect and realistic...

[TheTrollWandering]

those villagers look grotesque.

[JoggingOnTheMoon]

the graphics are comparable to a ps1 game

[FlameG102]

@JoggingOnTheMoon nono, even PS1 games had better shading than this.

[NOTWARHOL]

I'M FUCKING JAMES BOND!

[Bianca16161616]

Sean... Please tell us this is a lie.

[Bitsy83]

Please tell me they're still animating this because that does NOT look like a finished product! It's like the fifth stage of CGI before they clean it all up and add texture and stuff.

[krughugs]

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present... Avatar 2!

[MrAmokz]

What the hell Sean? What the hell?

[TheIronGentleman12]

*Sean

[TheIronGentleman12]

What happened to you seen.

[Duterasemis]

Sean, we're worried about you. If you need money, just ask us. Please, come home. We love you.

[brabrown30brabrown30]

UM? He's Sean Connery why would he need more mony?

[TheToppings]

STOP SAYING SCOTLAND I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS

[Spruchy]

Finally someones making that James Bond X Furry Crossover I've been fapping myself to sleep with every night.

[tragicanomaly]

@Spruchy s'wrong w'chu?

[Graavigala85]

Wow... I didnt know youtube has created timemachine. this took me back to the 90's

[ROFLMASTUR]

BORIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[LycheesLounge]

@ROFLMASTUR Exactly my words.

[KingoffKentucky]

This is like Orson Welles doing wine commercials. Fucking hell.

[STOOPIDTIME]

My reaction to this was basically my reaction to first watching 2 Girls 1 Cup:

Shock and laughter.

[DrGeroNick]

ugh. My god.

[obermegalutschoar]

I now imagine a group of film producers showin up in Sean Connery's living room, sitting in his wheel-chair and drooling while chugging his meds with whiskey and watching pornography. The producers try to convey the plot in a way to Connery that will convince him to do the role, to remind him of old times.

"Yes Mr. Connery. It will be brilliant. Your role is this Scotsman who chases beaver throughout the film..."

[EltBerserker]

@obermegalutschoar lol

[Nightshade3D]

What the heck is this? Sean Connery Needs Money: The Movie

[Articorse]

This is fake, people, move along.

[WTFPS3RULZLOL]

@Articorse

Not fake

[EmergeAzureThunder]

I don't know how things work in Scotland, but they better have April Fool's Day in August up there or this wouldn't make any sense.

[valcaron]

So that earthquake that hit the east coast today... was caused by Sean Connery's star having fallen to the Earth.

[mistermoops]

1:42 what the fuck is wrong with that guy's mouth

[AtaeruCDX]

Im not one to judge a production on graphics, but this was not at all pleasing to watch, the first Toy Story looks much better then this and it was made in 1995.

[paull1052]

also seen on /v/

[Awsumesauce]

OH MY GOD NO SEAN, NO

[pacmanswang1]

Oh wow, they took my highschool animation project and put Sean Connery's voice to it!

[Settlerplay]

>Also seen on /co/ - Comics & Cartoons

OH WOW!

[Whambow]

Makes sense

[Mitigan]

no No NOOOOOOO

[Ignatius256]

@stupidfatuglybastard script is from a kid that's dying, his dying wish was to make the movie with sean connery starring in it.

[belgurdo]

@Ignatius256 Someone should have told that kid that him having cancer was bad enough, and the rest of us didn't need it

[JellyTheGreen]

My stomach.

[0HF4WK]

how the mighty have fallen

[ObinataHUN]

What the hell.

Why not make a Highlander Prequel following Sean's adventure before meeting Connor MacCloud?

[DaBridgeTroll]

what turbinesh

[slyinz]

These graphics, shit i have found a device to go back in time and im stuck in 1998, someone call the fbi already.

[DownWithTheHerman]

this.. this is a joke, right?

[Exhau]

There's no way this is serious. But it's not April. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

[jaffas11]

AHAHAHAHA SEAN CONNERY YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT!

[Hovemond]

This looks like an N64 game

[TheAlmightySomething]

I want to stab the narrator in his fucking voice.

[diggizip]

Why Sean... Why...

[asdsafasf3]

when did CGI get so bad again

[MrMarkerSniffer]

THIS ISNT HAPPENING! OH GOD THIS ISNT HAPPENING!

[Metalix01]

what the fuck is this shit?

[thatguywiththeegg]

Oh Sean....you used to be cool.

[schnitzelcharly]

You don't understand art. This is a freakin' masterpiece! The animation is just so good. Sir Billi seriously is the kind of grampa i'd kill to have!

[DoomWagonOfDeath]

This is worse than Infomercials.

[eddyxx]

what?

[askl23]

My mind is full of fuck.

[EmptyHero]

because Punky! wasn't a big enough of a nationwide embarressment

[CenturionRyan]

@EmptyHero Punky was Irish, bro.

[EmptyHero]

@CenturionRyan SAME THING

lololololo

[bastardwithnoname]

The number one movie that changed the cinema forever.

[14daxter]

Hahahahahahahaha he's come out of retirement for this ? BAHAHAHHA

[desperial]

wtf is a small international community? wtf is this about? why is sean connery acting so badly.. this is a joke? it has to be

[fullyHarshness]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

[DaveBrowses]

WHAT TURBINESH?

[FaustBaldhead]

Reminds me of that animation company that makes ripoffs of successful animations.

[kpotassium]

This isn't real... right?

....right guys?

[FireMonkeyX]

Wait. Please tell me this is a joke.

[N0Lif3]

WHY

[ignas1130]

I have no idea what's going on here.

This plot is balls.

[Wintd1]

FUCKING PIXAR IS DIGGING THEIR GRAVES RIGHT NOW

[Soniwizard]

Why is it that Toy Story, a movie that came out almost 16 years ago, still look infinitely better that this piece of trash?

[Corleone1337]

ALL OF MY WHY.

[PolloJack]

And to top it off some blond fool is the new bond.

[pcgamer010]

Yay Billi!!!

[sora000111]

I love Sean connery but god damn he should have stayed in retirement than do this. It's horrible.

[MaxyZorin]

there no way

[Quuob]

he better be trolling

[Jono1874]

what the FUCK is this?!

[moopheous]

What the fuck

[BestAtNothing]

My... fucking... god.

[ThaPoopa]

THE KIND OF GRANDPA WE ALL WISH WE HAD

[Lazurath101]

Didn't this trailer just explain the whole story...?

[Visualundeath]

NAY. NAY...

'T'ISNT REAL. 'T'ISNT REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[yallnignogs55]

HAHAHAHAHA this is the worst thing I've ever seen!

[infernalcookie89]

Looks like a point and click adventure game, back in 2000...

[Desuboss]

Holy fuck. they could have at least gotten a good announcer

[iamDEMISE]

hoolllyyyy fuck. this is so awful it is funny.

[t7easy]

@iamDEMISE Actually, this is so awful it isn't funny.

[BROOKY0400]

uploaded 1st of jan....

[jamesfish05]

Oscar winning for sure.

[aweha]

What. the fuck.

[TototototoTF]

Dat animation. Hopefully this is some extreme early release footage and it'll be cleaned up before hitting the cinemas.

[Eatmykebab]

i fucking lold

[ahhMYmindKERPLODED]

This has to be a joke

[Robbie944]

hahahaahhaahha

[larper501]

lol just lol forever

[khaosxxx]

I now have erectile dysfunction from seeing this trailer, thanks holywood.

[RamboStu]

Sean... why? Just why?

[MudScarf]

This is just ridiculous. I almost refuse to believe it's real.

[RiskuBusiness]

WHY SEAN WHY?

[TheTrueHaddock]

This has to be the worst movie narration I've ever heard.

"WITNESS THE POWERFUL FORCE OF THIS SMALL INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY."

Oh god what? Please let this be a nightmare.

[MGSFan22]

This is terrible, an embarrassment.

[jacobdrake007]

It looks like an alright PS2 animation. But a crappy movie!

[fireoutlaw23]

My god, I thought this couldn't be real. It had to be a parody or spoof or something.

[fxscreamer2]

Is this the best Connery can do now? I thought he was fucking prom queens.

[marmelmm]

Sir Sean must be senile, broke or both. 

[wackywankavator]

They loosh a beaver, you bring a goat, that'sh the Scottesh weee

[ZWagsStudio21]

I wish I had that kind of grandpa...

[paperisdelicious]

looks like a bad online video game

[DJVIIIMan]

@paperisdelicious It looks far worse



[Pensador]

That was painful to watch.

[mdcraig62]

I went to Reddit once. It raped all my animals and threw my socks out in the yard.

[LegoSheepDeathBot]

this is fucking horrendous! im doing a course on 3d animation and i have seen secondyear work 100% better then this shitt

[DaveFishBulb]

@LegoSheepDeathBot I have seen first year primary school spelling better THAN your comment.

[LegoSheepDeathBot]

@DaveFishBulb what is'nt it whith people corecting spelling. do you realy care?

[DaveFishBulb]

@LegoSheepDeathBot Just sayin'.

[omarmusictube]

Woah. What the fuck is this.

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

Dammit Reddit, why did you take me here!?

[fungalfart88]

@xXCPDaBeastXx Don't go to reddit, that website uploaded a WHOLE bunch of cp to my computer and called the feds!!

[Pulpdood]

@fungalfart88 Yeah I can confirm, it happened to me as well. You're better off going to Digg or something...

[MegaCardboardRobot]

what the actual fuck did i just watch

[Skinmeister2]

Wait... who's in this film? I didn't quite catch it.

[eibie]

The train at 1:40 reminds me of the like/dislike bar.

[cheekygbh]

shit

[yarharyar]

How the in the hell can you dislike this its got Sean Motherfucking Connery...

[MagicEmperor]

If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.

That's my excuse for being at a loss for words here.

[TheDiscoShrew]

Sean Connery came out of retirement for this? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Also, I've seen online commercials with better CGI than this. The animation is of such poor quality that it reminds me of that series from the 90's: ReBoot. But that at least had an excuse, as CGI used for full animation productions was still fairly new at the time. This garbage is just inexcusable.

[DesertFox57]

@TheDiscoShrew “He basically said: ‘What is good enough for my grandchildren is good enough for me.’

[SolidSquid1]

@TheDiscoShrew It looks like it's being done by an independant scottish animations company. My guess is he's wanting to help Scottish film making so felt a big name would get more attention (which it seems it has)

[Neogami]

churbines

[SirKnobofCheese]

Looks like a badly animated intro to bad computer game from about ten years ago.

[xsurvinnorex]

QUE CARAJOS??? Tremenda falta al respeto para Sir Sean Connery!

[Shamus8b8]

@jeannielovesrick62 search up "The Lion of Judah - Kurt Kelly Voice Over Official Movie Trailer" seriously one of the worst trailers ever, probably just as bad if not worse than this one

[806543721]

This looks disappointing

[Shamus8b8]

This is one of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

[ZombieDish]

does he owe someone money?



[MrSparkle07]

Can't do a cameo for Indy 4 but can do this? What the fuck is wrong with you, Sir Sean Connery?

[futureheat]

@MrSparkle07 "My first thought would be....a lot"