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  • Freedom for ever!!! (A)

  • Yo people! Lets show our weed power to Duty! =D

  • Their in the Southern Comfort book just if anyone is wondering :D

  • Also he is Uncle Yar in CoP, and acts as a technician and medic

  • Yar is in CoP. In Yanov you can only go to Kopachi with him when he is in Yanov, but fixes up weapons for you in Pripyat for free *yes, free* after the evacuation mission if you decide to go to free-play mode.

  • I fucking love the freedom base.

  • i still liked it though

  • you see, this is why I joined duty. these people are so disorganized and lazy hey have to use the radio system to talk to each other.

    But imagine duty people in the distance listeneing in on these conversations= duty laughing their heads off

  • Freedom = Badass gun-wielding hippies.

  • This conversation made me cry and laugh!!

  • Just hearing this makes me want to play Clear Sky yet again.

  • Awesome! Classic banter - makes me laugh every time I hear it.

  • The reason Freedom is the best and worst faction to hang around..

  • This is why Freedom > Duty.

  • Ashot and Yar watched this. :V

  • @ShadowoOfBlood Is that the face of a japanese gentleman?

  • @Procredonioliostarca No? I don't think so?

  • freedom hmm..more like freedumb ahahhaa , duty all the way

  • @metro2033fanboy

    Duty sucks.

  • @warriorofsteel01  at lesast duty dosent use weed.

  • @metro2033fanboy

    But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"

  • @metro2033fanboy

    But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"

  • @metro2033fanboy

    >at lesast duty dosent use weed.

    >implying thats a good thing

  • 00:25

    Sounds like he said "a used cock dealership" not car dealership :V

  • Duty rolez

  • I don't have Microscope....What is this a di** measuring contest shut the hell up now!

  • I heard all of these when i was chillin in Freedom base :) ... i was made to be a Freedomer XD

  • Timeless, this is why I support freedom!

  • VHAT?! You got in there, Ashot?

  • Hahaha I love these two XD

    First time I met Ashot I laughed my ass off, then when I first heard him and Yar bickering over the loudspeaker I nearly died laughing and was like 'I wanna stay here!'

  • steve blum is yar?

  • freedom forever, duty never

  • That will be 20 dollars.

  • Ya know I wish I could pull a stunt like this at work just to piss my boss off.

  • LOL :D these guys are hilarious!

  • Yar, Ashot, Ganja... Freedom always has the best dudes in the Zone... SVOBODA!!!

  • Should I go for duty or Freedom?

  • @kissmyasssuckers

    Duty is full of disciplined military types. They never have fun and never do anything worth while.

    Freedom is full of whackjobs like those in this video. They can't help but have fun constantly.

  • @Bhikshu2 Never do anything worthwhile? Why, you must be one of them dirty mutant loving types... We protect the innocent from the zone! If we don't defend the planet from the spreading zone, who will?

  • @Bhikshu2 Play more Call of Pripyat and you'll be proven wrong, first off all Duty has a horrible reputation with Military and does not like them at all. Duty is not professional either, they are disciplines. But if you played more STALKER you'd see many freedom soldiers are also disciplined. Duty is stupid, they want to close and destroy the zone instead of doing scientific researches for humanity

  • heeeeeyyyyyyyy YYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

  • 2 people must be from duty to have disliked this

  • UNCLE YAR

  • Please help me I can't stop laughing XD

  • As grim as the Zone is, these two make me want it to be real. The best day of my life would be just liotering on the Freedom base and listening to these two yap. XD

  • @TheGirlsGonePsycho its kinda real....but i think i know what you meant. if the area around Chernobyl ever opens up for explorers i know where im living :D

  • Dude this is so damn funny

  • I like duty, but even I would join freedom for these two. Oh, and Ganja.

  • First time i heard the "used cock dealership" line i amost died laughing :D

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  • What is this a dick measuring contest?

  • Uncle Yar is the only character in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. who speaks english fluently.

  • Ashot is in Yanov station, but in English version his name is Nitro. He is the technic guy on the Duty side.

  • @Chuchator18

    o-O I don't think that that's Ashot.

    stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Ashot

  • @SgtV3n0m

    But in russian version he's called Azot...

  • @Chuchator18 but in original is Ashot (i played Polish version but its with reader and voices are from original version)

  • I dont have a microscope :D

  • Haha Ashot is the Best!

  • I'd go to the zone and join freedom only to hear them taunt each other all day long.

  • This inspired me to go back to clear sky, even though someone stole my stuff in a container, damngame has no personal container

  • HAHA! Oh I forgot about those guys! Yea, Clear Sky was class just for the comedy value :-D

  • LOL at the last part!

  • Awesome :D

  • Best guys everrrrrrr

  • Strangely after Lingov's death (lingov the trator from freedom), Ashot and Yar never argue again......much to the dismay of many. The two may have been doing it specifically to annoy Lingov, however, as he interrupts each argument by telling them both to shut up. xD LMAO they anoyed Lingov too mutch hahahah!!!

  • It's car dealership, not cock, good job.

  • Cut the bulshit you bozo's. Youre making the whole place sound like a used cock dealership! ROFL.

  • VAT YOU GOT IN THERE ASHOT

  • Freedom fucking rocks! Yar and Ashot are the best!

  • Freedom scums...

  • used cock dealership.

    -.-

  • lol dick measureing contest. i always wondered why i liked freedom and this is the reason, ashot and yar, YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR­RRRR, srry i just had to make that joke.

  • "Freedom's Best. Ashot and Yar!" Now that is a quote I can agree with! I like the last one the best. "What is this a dick measuring contest?! Shut the hell up now!" cracks me up every time...

  • freedom is the best faction i always join it.... my rank is the higest to get to this rank u should kill more than 450 stalker im pro in this game

  • ashot sounds like a female

  • I didnt know that was uncle Yar :D

  • Ashot is the best ever! But Yar in CoP disappointed me.. He was practically a completely different person..

  • @Undead95 I know, he could of atleast made one dick joke!

  • lol I killed ashot he's like :hold on, I'll be ri- *boom* (yar ganji and Chekhov change to neutral) go to ganji *boom* (yar and chekhov are enemies) go to yar: what did u break ti- *boom* go to Chekhov:*yells In Russian and shoots me) *stops* come in come in *yells in Russian again and shoots* boom. Freedom is the main source of comedy in the stalker series

  • @wfk200 Rofl, dick move

  • the microscope thing means your dick is small...

  • I lost it at "I no got microscope."

  • Sorry to say this but I hate freedom I think duty is better but ashot and yar is what makes freedom not so bad. best freedom guys ever if they were in duty that would be awesome... Or maybe clear sky

  • ASHOT DIED!? NO!

  • what makes this funny is that the conversation keeps going even after the commandant tells them to shut the hell up. Of course in game play, they don't continue like that. they actually shut up after the commandant tells them to. and they'll go at it again after Scar enters the base again.

  • Good thing that Uncle Yar is in CoP

  • rip ashot

  • Wish they had put these guys in CoP as well. Great comic relief.

  • @M60251 I think one of them is in CoP

  • @M60251

    Yar is the CoP;)

  • @M60251 Yar appears in CoP...

  • @M60251 Yar aka ''Uncle Yar'' is in CoP :D his missions is to kill zombiefied stalkers with you but ashot died in cler sky i think couse he doesnt return in CoP

  • @egdqv13234

    If Ashot died in Clear Sky, how did he appear in Shadow of Chernobyl?

  • @TheAndyshandy what? ashot appeard in shadow of chernobyl? i think you confusing him with ''screw'' nah ashot didnt appear in shadow of chernobyl.......

  • @egdqv13234

    My mistake. I thought I had read it somewhere.

  • @M60251 Yar was, but he's old, it's implied somewhere Ashot died.

  • @M60251

    Yar is in CoP. In Yanov Station, just that he wont josh with anyone like he did with Ashot.

  • @M60251 Yar is in Yanov Station

  • @M60251 Yar is but sadly that is it.

  • @M60251

    Well Yar is in CoP but he isn't an important character.

  • @M60251 Well they put Yar on CoP know has Uncle Yar but i dont know if Ashot was there

  • @residentkrauser12 I think he says that Ashot is dead.

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  • @M60251 You can find Yar in CoP

  • @M60251 Yar is in CoP. He is known as Uncle Yar.

  • I loved hearing these conversations in-game, good to see they're on YouTube. :D

    Only thing I can't figure out is what he's saying in that first part.

    "Yo, Ashot, we get some more __________ over here or what?"

    Something like that.

  • WHAT IS THIS A DICK MEASURING CONTEST

  • Ashot:Hey Mr.Fixit we got a used gun you wanna look?

    Yar: That will be 20 dollars

    Ashot: Hey come on, yesterday's joke no funny today

    Yar: Alright bring your stupid gun over here

    Ashot: I no leave my shop alone, you come to me ei?

    Yar: How 'bout you just use that damn gun right in your shop in the most unnatural way possible?

    Freedom officer: Ashot, Yar, both of you shut the hell up! Your yapping is worse than my mother's, I can't take it anymore!

  • so did they have sex? :3

  • Freedom all the way! This's why Freedom is the best. That flamboyant trader always cracks me up.

  • That will be 20 dollars

  • Alright, get 'em from KloneZeh.

  • yeah, and the duty's trader is a ignorant asshole

  • Not in CoP, hes actually a nice guy. Hes a Loner now, hes the dude you save from the bandits.

  • all of them! not only the trader

  • @sanjak Gotta love freedom, all though they are weaker then duty, because they will use snipers as assault rifles due to a engine glitch and they have supposedly weaker armor

  • HEEEEEYY BUDDDDYYYYYY

  • i pissed my pants when i heared this in game was funny

  • lolololololololololololroflolr­oflolroflolroflolroflolrof

    the trader has the most annoying voice ever!

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