Yar is in CoP. In Yanov you can only go to Kopachi with him when he is in Yanov, but fixes up weapons for you in Pripyat for free *yes, free* after the evacuation mission if you decide to go to free-play mode.
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty are a nunch of control freaks...and im pretty sure not many people here love those. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
First time I met Ashot I laughed my ass off, then when I first heard him and Yar bickering over the loudspeaker I nearly died laughing and was like 'I wanna stay here!'
@Bhikshu2 Never do anything worthwhile? Why, you must be one of them dirty mutant loving types... We protect the innocent from the zone! If we don't defend the planet from the spreading zone, who will?
@Bhikshu2 Play more Call of Pripyat and you'll be proven wrong, first off all Duty has a horrible reputation with Military and does not like them at all. Duty is not professional either, they are disciplines. But if you played more STALKER you'd see many freedom soldiers are also disciplined. Duty is stupid, they want to close and destroy the zone instead of doing scientific researches for humanity
As grim as the Zone is, these two make me want it to be real. The best day of my life would be just liotering on the Freedom base and listening to these two yap. XD
@TheGirlsGonePsycho its kinda real....but i think i know what you meant. if the area around Chernobyl ever opens up for explorers i know where im living :D
Strangely after Lingov's death (lingov the trator from freedom), Ashot and Yar never argue again......much to the dismay of many. The two may have been doing it specifically to annoy Lingov, however, as he interrupts each argument by telling them both to shut up. xD LMAO they anoyed Lingov too mutch hahahah!!!
lol dick measureing contest. i always wondered why i liked freedom and this is the reason, ashot and yar, YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR, srry i just had to make that joke.
"Freedom's Best. Ashot and Yar!" Now that is a quote I can agree with! I like the last one the best. "What is this a dick measuring contest?! Shut the hell up now!" cracks me up every time...
lol I killed ashot he's like :hold on, I'll be ri- *boom* (yar ganji and Chekhov change to neutral) go to ganji *boom* (yar and chekhov are enemies) go to yar: what did u break ti- *boom* go to Chekhov:*yells In Russian and shoots me) *stops* come in come in *yells in Russian again and shoots* boom. Freedom is the main source of comedy in the stalker series
Sorry to say this but I hate freedom I think duty is better but ashot and yar is what makes freedom not so bad. best freedom guys ever if they were in duty that would be awesome... Or maybe clear sky
what makes this funny is that the conversation keeps going even after the commandant tells them to shut the hell up. Of course in game play, they don't continue like that. they actually shut up after the commandant tells them to. and they'll go at it again after Scar enters the base again.
@M60251 Yar aka ''Uncle Yar'' is in CoP :D his missions is to kill zombiefied stalkers with you but ashot died in cler sky i think couse he doesnt return in CoP
@TheAndyshandy what? ashot appeard in shadow of chernobyl? i think you confusing him with ''screw'' nah ashot didnt appear in shadow of chernobyl.......
@sanjak Gotta love freedom, all though they are weaker then duty, because they will use snipers as assault rifles due to a engine glitch and they have supposedly weaker armor
Freedom for ever!!! (A)
yugiohplayer666 5 days ago
Yo people! Lets show our weed power to Duty! =D
MrJuggernautX 1 week ago
Their in the Southern Comfort book just if anyone is wondering :D
kiraofthewasteland 1 month ago
Also he is Uncle Yar in CoP, and acts as a technician and medic
koda7334 1 month ago
Yar is in CoP. In Yanov you can only go to Kopachi with him when he is in Yanov, but fixes up weapons for you in Pripyat for free *yes, free* after the evacuation mission if you decide to go to free-play mode.
koda7334 1 month ago
I fucking love the freedom base.
Jingdood 2 months ago
i still liked it though
shadowrulz121 2 months ago
you see, this is why I joined duty. these people are so disorganized and lazy hey have to use the radio system to talk to each other.
But imagine duty people in the distance listeneing in on these conversations= duty laughing their heads off
shadowrulz121 2 months ago
Freedom = Badass gun-wielding hippies.
IAmTheStig320 2 months ago 2
This conversation made me cry and laugh!!
RixCrix 2 months ago
Just hearing this makes me want to play Clear Sky yet again.
boredgunner 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Awesome! Classic banter - makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Excelsior2007 3 months ago
The reason Freedom is the best and worst faction to hang around..
blobiluinsico 3 months ago
This is why Freedom > Duty.
MelancholyxRequiem 4 months ago
Ashot and Yar watched this. :V
ShadowoOfBlood 4 months ago
@ShadowoOfBlood Is that the face of a japanese gentleman?
Procredonioliostarca 4 months ago
@Procredonioliostarca No? I don't think so?
ShadowoOfBlood 4 months ago
freedom hmm..more like freedumb ahahhaa , duty all the way
metro2033fanboy 5 months ago
@metro2033fanboy
Duty sucks.
warriorofsteel01 5 months ago
@warriorofsteel01 at lesast duty dosent use weed.
metro2033fanboy 4 months ago
@metro2033fanboy
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
warriorofsteel01 4 months ago
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@metro2033fanboy
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
warriorofsteel01 4 months ago
@metro2033fanboy
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty is just like the real life policeman...and im pretty sure not many people here love the police. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
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@metro2033fanboy
But the zone is all about doing things your way...duty are a nunch of control freaks...and im pretty sure not many people here love those. freedom sounds like a bunch of dudes I would hang out with if I was in the zone...I love when the barman says "Peace out bro, too bad we didn't roll a joint together"
warriorofsteel01 4 months ago
@metro2033fanboy
>at lesast duty dosent use weed.
>implying thats a good thing
MrBalcora 4 months ago
00:25
Sounds like he said "a used cock dealership" not car dealership :V
NightbringerMinion 5 months ago
Duty rolez
ralfis1234 5 months ago
I don't have Microscope....What is this a di** measuring contest shut the hell up now!
SirDoktor 5 months ago 2
I heard all of these when i was chillin in Freedom base :) ... i was made to be a Freedomer XD
syther943 6 months ago
Timeless, this is why I support freedom!
Strilletz1 6 months ago
VHAT?! You got in there, Ashot?
MCGONN 7 months ago
Hahaha I love these two XD
First time I met Ashot I laughed my ass off, then when I first heard him and Yar bickering over the loudspeaker I nearly died laughing and was like 'I wanna stay here!'
PhantomAngel756 8 months ago
steve blum is yar?
sik7h 8 months ago
freedom forever, duty never
ettanole 8 months ago
That will be 20 dollars.
MultiWolf9 8 months ago
Ya know I wish I could pull a stunt like this at work just to piss my boss off.
jeremyprimrose 8 months ago
LOL :D these guys are hilarious!
alluuu89 8 months ago
Yar, Ashot, Ganja... Freedom always has the best dudes in the Zone... SVOBODA!!!
nade486 10 months ago 29
Should I go for duty or Freedom?
kissmyasssuckers 10 months ago
@kissmyasssuckers
Duty is full of disciplined military types. They never have fun and never do anything worth while.
Freedom is full of whackjobs like those in this video. They can't help but have fun constantly.
Bhikshu2 10 months ago 17
@Bhikshu2 Never do anything worthwhile? Why, you must be one of them dirty mutant loving types... We protect the innocent from the zone! If we don't defend the planet from the spreading zone, who will?
EinherjarServitor 9 months ago
@Bhikshu2 Play more Call of Pripyat and you'll be proven wrong, first off all Duty has a horrible reputation with Military and does not like them at all. Duty is not professional either, they are disciplines. But if you played more STALKER you'd see many freedom soldiers are also disciplined. Duty is stupid, they want to close and destroy the zone instead of doing scientific researches for humanity
BloXboX37 1 month ago 2
heeeeeyyyyyyyy YYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Arcanedeus 10 months ago
2 people must be from duty to have disliked this
Arcanedeus 10 months ago
UNCLE YAR
RandomnessUK 11 months ago
Please help me I can't stop laughing XD
ThePsihopatul 11 months ago
As grim as the Zone is, these two make me want it to be real. The best day of my life would be just liotering on the Freedom base and listening to these two yap. XD
TheGirlsGonePsycho 11 months ago
@TheGirlsGonePsycho its kinda real....but i think i know what you meant. if the area around Chernobyl ever opens up for explorers i know where im living :D
Diggleborf1 1 month ago
Dude this is so damn funny
robbmanry 1 year ago
I like duty, but even I would join freedom for these two. Oh, and Ganja.
strelok230 1 year ago
First time i heard the "used cock dealership" line i amost died laughing :D
CursedToExist 1 year ago 2
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BrianSouvannarath 1 year ago
What is this a dick measuring contest?
Zantman2 1 year ago
Uncle Yar is the only character in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. who speaks english fluently.
ViktorLovricsgs8 1 year ago
Ashot is in Yanov station, but in English version his name is Nitro. He is the technic guy on the Duty side.
Chuchator18 1 year ago
@Chuchator18
o-O I don't think that that's Ashot.
stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Ashot
SgtV3n0m 1 year ago
@SgtV3n0m
But in russian version he's called Azot...
Chuchator18 1 year ago
@Chuchator18 but in original is Ashot (i played Polish version but its with reader and voices are from original version)
mic1700 1 year ago
I dont have a microscope :D
soldiars 1 year ago
Haha Ashot is the Best!
Karo95100 1 year ago
I'd go to the zone and join freedom only to hear them taunt each other all day long.
6Sepulnation6 1 year ago
This inspired me to go back to clear sky, even though someone stole my stuff in a container, damngame has no personal container
l4dshooter 1 year ago
HAHA! Oh I forgot about those guys! Yea, Clear Sky was class just for the comedy value :-D
241stskipper 1 year ago
LOL at the last part!
loner450 1 year ago
Awesome :D
HybridFridge 1 year ago
Best guys everrrrrrr
lynx821 1 year ago
Strangely after Lingov's death (lingov the trator from freedom), Ashot and Yar never argue again......much to the dismay of many. The two may have been doing it specifically to annoy Lingov, however, as he interrupts each argument by telling them both to shut up. xD LMAO they anoyed Lingov too mutch hahahah!!!
egdqv13234 1 year ago
It's car dealership, not cock, good job.
Vlaew 1 year ago
Cut the bulshit you bozo's. Youre making the whole place sound like a used cock dealership! ROFL.
zaruyko 1 year ago
VAT YOU GOT IN THERE ASHOT
OverwatchSniper 1 year ago
Freedom fucking rocks! Yar and Ashot are the best!
HUNK495 1 year ago 3
Freedom scums...
Suomiis 1 year ago
used cock dealership.
-.-
IAMTHECAPSGODLOL 1 year ago
lol dick measureing contest. i always wondered why i liked freedom and this is the reason, ashot and yar, YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR, srry i just had to make that joke.
MGSMOBSCENE 1 year ago
"Freedom's Best. Ashot and Yar!" Now that is a quote I can agree with! I like the last one the best. "What is this a dick measuring contest?! Shut the hell up now!" cracks me up every time...
SlahyX 1 year ago
freedom is the best faction i always join it.... my rank is the higest to get to this rank u should kill more than 450 stalker im pro in this game
mamafein 1 year ago
ashot sounds like a female
Angelslayer007 1 year ago
I didnt know that was uncle Yar :D
PissedAssasin717 1 year ago
Ashot is the best ever! But Yar in CoP disappointed me.. He was practically a completely different person..
Undead95 1 year ago
@Undead95 I know, he could of atleast made one dick joke!
EaterOfTheSoulsdude 1 year ago
lol I killed ashot he's like :hold on, I'll be ri- *boom* (yar ganji and Chekhov change to neutral) go to ganji *boom* (yar and chekhov are enemies) go to yar: what did u break ti- *boom* go to Chekhov:*yells In Russian and shoots me) *stops* come in come in *yells in Russian again and shoots* boom. Freedom is the main source of comedy in the stalker series
wfk200 1 year ago
@wfk200 Rofl, dick move
Zanketsuden 1 year ago
the microscope thing means your dick is small...
usher234567890 1 year ago
I lost it at "I no got microscope."
arksolo2 1 year ago 5
Sorry to say this but I hate freedom I think duty is better but ashot and yar is what makes freedom not so bad. best freedom guys ever if they were in duty that would be awesome... Or maybe clear sky
wfk200 1 year ago
ASHOT DIED!? NO!
mthzb 2 years ago
what makes this funny is that the conversation keeps going even after the commandant tells them to shut the hell up. Of course in game play, they don't continue like that. they actually shut up after the commandant tells them to. and they'll go at it again after Scar enters the base again.
chingyumc 2 years ago
Good thing that Uncle Yar is in CoP
meat1cleaver 2 years ago
rip ashot
moogletat 2 years ago
Wish they had put these guys in CoP as well. Great comic relief.
M60251 2 years ago 75
@M60251 I think one of them is in CoP
therepth 1 year ago
@M60251
Yar is the CoP;)
Bombargo333 1 year ago
@M60251 Yar appears in CoP...
TubeHUNger01 1 year ago
@M60251 Yar aka ''Uncle Yar'' is in CoP :D his missions is to kill zombiefied stalkers with you but ashot died in cler sky i think couse he doesnt return in CoP
egdqv13234 1 year ago
@egdqv13234
If Ashot died in Clear Sky, how did he appear in Shadow of Chernobyl?
TheAndyshandy 1 year ago
@TheAndyshandy what? ashot appeard in shadow of chernobyl? i think you confusing him with ''screw'' nah ashot didnt appear in shadow of chernobyl.......
egdqv13234 1 year ago
@egdqv13234
My mistake. I thought I had read it somewhere.
TheAndyshandy 1 year ago
@M60251 Yar was, but he's old, it's implied somewhere Ashot died.
rowedahelicon 1 year ago
@M60251
Yar is in CoP. In Yanov Station, just that he wont josh with anyone like he did with Ashot.
SgtV3n0m 1 year ago
@M60251 Yar is in Yanov Station
ArbalestModel 1 year ago
@M60251 Yar is but sadly that is it.
Big5000K 8 months ago
@M60251
Well Yar is in CoP but he isn't an important character.
CodSingletary 8 months ago
@M60251 Well they put Yar on CoP know has Uncle Yar but i dont know if Ashot was there
residentkrauser12 7 months ago
@residentkrauser12 I think he says that Ashot is dead.
chiffmonkey 6 months ago
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Galm01Cipher 6 months ago
@M60251 You can find Yar in CoP
ralfis1234 5 months ago
@M60251 Yar is in CoP. He is known as Uncle Yar.
racoonknux49 4 months ago
I loved hearing these conversations in-game, good to see they're on YouTube. :D
Only thing I can't figure out is what he's saying in that first part.
"Yo, Ashot, we get some more __________ over here or what?"
Something like that.
Deteno48 2 years ago
WHAT IS THIS A DICK MEASURING CONTEST
SHOPATTHEMALL 2 years ago 4
Ashot:Hey Mr.Fixit we got a used gun you wanna look?
Yar: That will be 20 dollars
Ashot: Hey come on, yesterday's joke no funny today
Yar: Alright bring your stupid gun over here
Ashot: I no leave my shop alone, you come to me ei?
Yar: How 'bout you just use that damn gun right in your shop in the most unnatural way possible?
Freedom officer: Ashot, Yar, both of you shut the hell up! Your yapping is worse than my mother's, I can't take it anymore!
egdqv13234 2 years ago 2
so did they have sex? :3
YuutubeLosesAgainlol 2 years ago
Freedom all the way! This's why Freedom is the best. That flamboyant trader always cracks me up.
sanjak 2 years ago 58
That will be 20 dollars
boredgunner 2 years ago
Alright, get 'em from KloneZeh.
sanjak 2 years ago
yeah, and the duty's trader is a ignorant asshole
rockdup99 2 years ago 5
Not in CoP, hes actually a nice guy. Hes a Loner now, hes the dude you save from the bandits.
KewlCrayon 2 years ago
all of them! not only the trader
sanjak 2 years ago
@sanjak Gotta love freedom, all though they are weaker then duty, because they will use snipers as assault rifles due to a engine glitch and they have supposedly weaker armor
l4dshooter 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
sry but I must say this:
Fucking Freedom! I hate them.
I like the Duty! Dutys are the best :P ^^
Black0raz0r 2 years ago
HEEEEEYY BUDDDDYYYYYY
JuhoSama 2 years ago
i pissed my pants when i heared this in game was funny
jamieisjabba 2 years ago 3
lolololololololololololroflolroflolroflolroflolroflolrof
the trader has the most annoying voice ever!
C4mC0m 2 years ago