@AbsentAnyProof You're being too kind on Americans. It doesn't take a grand conspiracy to make them do awkward stuff like mutilating their babies. Just some guy who claims that masturbation is the worst thing ever and that circumcision cures it was plenty enough to get Americans to mutilate their sons. No conspiracy involved, or necessary. Just plain old fear of sex and stupidity did the job.
Circumcision removes the most sensitive part of a man's penis. The five most sensitive areas of the penis are on the foreskin. The transitional region from the external to the internal foreskin is the most sensitive region of the fully intact penis, and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis.
The foreskin in not a birth defect. It is has purpose and function. It has immunological beneftis (so it is not dirty), protective benefits and sexual benefits. Google "functions of the foreskin"; it's amazing. American's stop being so blind, open your eyes to the sexually oppressing genital mutilation of infant boys and stop questioning their manhood. Circumcision is the removal of erogenous, sensory, genital tissue. Visit doctorsopposingcircumcision (dot org) for the most accurate information.
in the 1978 movie 'Superman' when the alien infant emerges from his space capsule he displays a circumcised penis. The jews never bypass an opportunity to brainwash the gullible masses into replicating their age-old covenant with Lucifer.
@kingkool875@kingkool875 Yet people do it everyday through drugs, heavy drinking, tattoos, and having a ton of piercings (I'm not talking 1 or 2. I'm talking about 5 to 10 to even more). :)
@kingkool875 Yet people do everyday through drugs, heavy drinking, tattoos, and having a ton of piercings (I'm not talking 1 or 2. I'm talking about 5 to 10 to even more). :)
Excellent stand-up number. On the Jewish origins of snipping babies, read Leonard Glick's "Marked in Your Flesh." We'll never know how it started. It is suspected that in Biblical times, only the overhang was cut off. Cutting it all off began centuries later, to make it impossible for a Jew to pretend he wasn't one. Bris persisted because it made intermarriage between Jews and Christians nearly impossible, until English speakers took up the practice 100 odd years ago.
@alnot01 Don't call it "snipping" until you've seen it done. With a Gomco clamp, or the traditional izmel and barzel, it's sliced (and with the Mogen clamp, the glans might be sliced too, which is why the Mogen company went bankrupt, sued by families to the tune of millions). With the Plastibell and all the new Asian clamps, it's crushed and allowed to die and fall off. And with the laughingly named "Accu-circ", a blind instrument, it's chopped. But never snipped.
There was no error. The rite of Male Genital Mutilation was slipped into the Biblical narrative in written form by Jewish Priests during the Babylonian Captivity, as one means of establishing their control over their fellow captives, and as a means of helping distinguish them, as a people, from the larger intact community into which they had been forcibly immersed. It was all a big con.
Yes, maddskeou. I only wish more Jewish people realized how little male genital mutilation has to do with their religion. Muslims, too. The whole story about Abram was (and is) a put-up job ... with tragic consequences.
Two things puzzle me about circumcision ( well actually more than two, but these two puzzle me right now ) - who was the first, and how come it caught on? Any ideas people?
First people circumcised likely were slaves. It caught on because all abuse catches on in the mind of the abused and then it becomes self perpetuating when the abused starts passing it on to his progeny.
Yeah, it's funny and well-performed, but it allows bias to remain. The "fix it later" part should precede the "worst hazing ritual" joke, just to make it clear to us Americans that he, a comedian, and one of our own, thinks that circumcision is a really bad idea.
But it works in the order I have it. I really don't think that male circumcision is that awful. I am not a champion of social change. Yes, I question the answers put forth by religion but I will gladly make fun of any answers put forward by anybody, religious or secular, if those answers strike me as ridiculous.
I know, you're a comedian and I'm ascribing my views to your words, which is pointless. I'm not a champion of preventing men from cutting themselves. I only want to distinguish adult body modification from infant disfigurement. I didn't think your joke qualified the two implicitly enough. Comedians commonly expose strong ideas to their audience without anyone standing to leave. You're better than most comedians today, but if you don't care about what I do I cannot fault you for being unspecific.
In any case, thank you for watching and laughing. You're right I don't specify the difference between the two- a bit vague and maybe room to add a little more funny there.
This is a funny take, though of course it does indirectly make a deeper point -- God really would not have made an error in the design of the human body so serious as to require immediate amputation -- think about it...
@AbsentAnyProof You're being too kind on Americans. It doesn't take a grand conspiracy to make them do awkward stuff like mutilating their babies. Just some guy who claims that masturbation is the worst thing ever and that circumcision cures it was plenty enough to get Americans to mutilate their sons. No conspiracy involved, or necessary. Just plain old fear of sex and stupidity did the job.
Pastor9764 2 months ago
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Circumcision removes the most sensitive part of a man's penis. The five most sensitive areas of the penis are on the foreskin. The transitional region from the external to the internal foreskin is the most sensitive region of the fully intact penis, and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis.
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Fine-Touch Pressure Thresholds In The Adult Penis
British Journal of Urology International,
2007, Vol. 99, No. 4, 864-869
Sorrells et al.
EliteDoomer 2 months ago
The foreskin in not a birth defect. It is has purpose and function. It has immunological beneftis (so it is not dirty), protective benefits and sexual benefits. Google "functions of the foreskin"; it's amazing. American's stop being so blind, open your eyes to the sexually oppressing genital mutilation of infant boys and stop questioning their manhood. Circumcision is the removal of erogenous, sensory, genital tissue. Visit doctorsopposingcircumcision (dot org) for the most accurate information.
jenniferlindsayreed 4 months ago
"pig in a blanket"...lmfao!!! thats good...he's good!!!
jnawaz 9 months ago
in the 1978 movie 'Superman' when the alien infant emerges from his space capsule he displays a circumcised penis. The jews never bypass an opportunity to brainwash the gullible masses into replicating their age-old covenant with Lucifer.
UntilWeFindtheCure 9 months ago
@UntilWeFindtheCure ...dude are you feeling alright? I think you might need to get back on your meds.
ToolFan68 8 months ago
@kingkool875 @kingkool875 Yet people do it everyday through drugs, heavy drinking, tattoos, and having a ton of piercings (I'm not talking 1 or 2. I'm talking about 5 to 10 to even more). :)
JonathonWilder 1 year ago
@kingkool875 Yet people do everyday through drugs, heavy drinking, tattoos, and having a ton of piercings (I'm not talking 1 or 2. I'm talking about 5 to 10 to even more). :)
JonathonWilder 1 year ago
Donate to Foregen.org!
wesdebaltz 1 year ago
my theory is people are idiots
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
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did you even look at the photos?
LauraMocean 1 year ago
ROFL
andrewcepeda 1 year ago
Excellent stand-up number. On the Jewish origins of snipping babies, read Leonard Glick's "Marked in Your Flesh." We'll never know how it started. It is suspected that in Biblical times, only the overhang was cut off. Cutting it all off began centuries later, to make it impossible for a Jew to pretend he wasn't one. Bris persisted because it made intermarriage between Jews and Christians nearly impossible, until English speakers took up the practice 100 odd years ago.
alnot01 1 year ago 4
@alnot01 thanks for the interesting research.
SilencioG 1 year ago
@alnot01 Don't call it "snipping" until you've seen it done. With a Gomco clamp, or the traditional izmel and barzel, it's sliced (and with the Mogen clamp, the glans might be sliced too, which is why the Mogen company went bankrupt, sued by families to the tune of millions). With the Plastibell and all the new Asian clamps, it's crushed and allowed to die and fall off. And with the laughingly named "Accu-circ", a blind instrument, it's chopped. But never snipped.
7777Hugh 5 months ago 2
@7777Hugh : My use of any form of the verb to snip is wholly sarcastic.
alnot01 5 months ago
daddy is going to sacrifice up my foreskin way to go asshole.
datzfast 1 year ago
wow, your god sure is pretty terrible! Thank goodness i don't have a god that's so knife and penis obsessed :)
All dicks are gross, you think cutting part of it up and making a big scar around it makes it look better? Whatever floats your boat pal
drealgrin 2 years ago 2
There was no error. The rite of Male Genital Mutilation was slipped into the Biblical narrative in written form by Jewish Priests during the Babylonian Captivity, as one means of establishing their control over their fellow captives, and as a means of helping distinguish them, as a people, from the larger intact community into which they had been forcibly immersed. It was all a big con.
Korydon2 2 years ago 2
nice comment!
maddskeou 2 years ago
Yes, maddskeou. I only wish more Jewish people realized how little male genital mutilation has to do with their religion. Muslims, too. The whole story about Abram was (and is) a put-up job ... with tragic consequences.
Korydon2 2 years ago
this guys is really funny!
obezi24 2 years ago
It is really refreshing to see a comedian willing to handle social hot potatos again (the way Dave Allen used to).
Comedy has got so tame since the 1960's, it needs someone like this to swim against the tide.
thallassocracy 2 years ago
That is some excellent material. funny stuff
bird582 2 years ago 3
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all americans are gay!!!!! we filipino when we are grade 4/4thgrader we are circumsized!
marcdaniel05 2 years ago
But you don't have much to get cut off.
wulord 2 years ago 2
@wulord 15sq inches is a lot to lose.
puppetsan 2 years ago
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wulord 2 years ago
I wouldn't know. I'm Asian. I was born with half a chopstick.
wulord 2 years ago
I just wanted to say that I think you're hilarious! Thanks for the laugh...
fantasticalminion 2 years ago
FORESKIN ----> more than 20,000 nerve endings
Clitoris -----------> only around 8,000 nerve endings
rationalway 3 years ago
Two things puzzle me about circumcision ( well actually more than two, but these two puzzle me right now ) - who was the first, and how come it caught on? Any ideas people?
Gozillacia 3 years ago 3
First people circumcised likely were slaves. It caught on because all abuse catches on in the mind of the abused and then it becomes self perpetuating when the abused starts passing it on to his progeny.
RoseFink 2 years ago 2
it is also called Untermensch!
Slavementality and hate for life!
letta6666 2 years ago
Great stuff! We're going to do our best to come see Bengt while he's here in West Valley for the next week!
JarnBjorn72 3 years ago
fix it later, lol
yethuthu 3 years ago
dude your funny ass hell just saw you at live at the gotham very funny
chi027 3 years ago 4
Yeah, it's funny and well-performed, but it allows bias to remain. The "fix it later" part should precede the "worst hazing ritual" joke, just to make it clear to us Americans that he, a comedian, and one of our own, thinks that circumcision is a really bad idea.
ryanmczero 3 years ago 8
But it works in the order I have it. I really don't think that male circumcision is that awful. I am not a champion of social change. Yes, I question the answers put forth by religion but I will gladly make fun of any answers put forward by anybody, religious or secular, if those answers strike me as ridiculous.
SilencioG 3 years ago
I know, you're a comedian and I'm ascribing my views to your words, which is pointless. I'm not a champion of preventing men from cutting themselves. I only want to distinguish adult body modification from infant disfigurement. I didn't think your joke qualified the two implicitly enough. Comedians commonly expose strong ideas to their audience without anyone standing to leave. You're better than most comedians today, but if you don't care about what I do I cannot fault you for being unspecific.
ryanmczero 3 years ago 5
I realize my first post wasn't clear about what I actually felt during the joke.
ryanmczero 3 years ago
In any case, thank you for watching and laughing. You're right I don't specify the difference between the two- a bit vague and maybe room to add a little more funny there.
SilencioG 3 years ago
lmao moree heheheh
jeshikain 4 years ago
More vids! More vids!
Michpullman 4 years ago
This cracked me up!!! Funny stuff!
kimandmattr 4 years ago
This is a funny take, though of course it does indirectly make a deeper point -- God really would not have made an error in the design of the human body so serious as to require immediate amputation -- think about it...
compassionateman 4 years ago 8