The solution to all detection difficulties; KILL THOSE WHO DETECT YOU THEN HIDE LIKE A PARANOID CRACK HEAD. Because to effectively beat this game, you have to be paranoid, always looking over your CG shoulder.
YOU WALKED STRAIGHT PASSED HIM!!!! IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SNATCH YOUR CONTROLLER AND PLAY FOR YOU...ech hem...sorry got a bit carried away!!!!
"It's the middle of the day, sir! Save it!" haha "Give me the plans! Yes, you will now! After your blood's spraying out of your face! In all of those amazing ways...." haha Hank I love you! You brighten my day with YOUR amazing ways. lol
When I did this, I blended with a group of people going through the gate, which will take you up to the fortress. Then you can break off from the group and climb the walls from the right. Then I poisoned all the guards. Because it's fun when they thrash around.
I just realized that for people who play this in Italy, when characters say stuff in Italian (Requiescat in pace) it just sounds like they're talking normal lol
Leonardo War Machines you say?!?!?! I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID A PROJECT ON THOSE!!!! LITTLE WILLIE WAS A TANK (AKA ARMORED VEHICLE AKA WAR MACHINE) CREATED BY DA VINCI!!!! AHHH!
for any one who has played this game and got this far; the next part of this mission is kinda hard it will make for good entertainment but huge amounts of endless frustration for our man hank.... good luck dude.
hank there is a very easy way to stop those guys with the guitar, you just have to walk towards them and when you touch them push the high profile button once and fast and that is it they will drop the guitar and step out of your way....i hope you reed this
Oh, also, if you get detected and have to start over again, blend this time. Don't try to shoot the guards with the crossbow. Don't worry about them. Just blend in with a group of 4 people and you can walk right past them.
... From there, just make sure the guards don't see you and they won't bother you. Most of them are facing away from you anyway. You might have to kill one or two more guards, but the rest you don't have to worry about.
... You'll have to quickly kill the guards with the crossbow before they see you, then climb up onto the short tower to the left of you and hold RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. When they're facing away from you, shoot them with the crossbow. Shoot all of them except the ones walking back and forth on the far end next to the wall. Then run across the rooftops diagonally to your left and jump down, run across and climb up on the roof. ...
Oh, Hank. You're going to really hate this mission if you keep playing it like that. You need to be stealthy. Once you get up on top of that pillar, press RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. There's a leap of faith on the far right corner of the pillar where you can jump into a haystack. Once you're there, you have to wait until the guards walk away and none of them can see you, then run up on top of the short building diagonally across from you to the left. ...
I share the sentiments about the beggar women and lute guys. The women were more than annoying an in the first AC, I accidentally killed one during a mission to rid of Templar special knights. Well I said killed, she got in the way of an intended kill, so that could be classed as self-harming. Oh the assassin's way of life!
@dc8r17 :D That still happens to me all the time. Or I try to push them out of the way and push the wrong button. And whoops! Not so undetected anymore. :(
I spent more time than Hank did trying to make my way into the inner keep and didn't find that entry path by the stable. Ended up using a smoke bomb to get in the front gate, but I did use blend to make my way there.
My dad was listening to this video and he wanted to see what you looked like because you have "the perfect voice for radio." I showed hima vlogbrothers video and he said "HE LOOKS 12! That's so weird!" So, apparently, you are a pre-pubescent boy. You might wanna let Katherine know.
I thought of these videos when I was in my military history class the other day. We were learning about how crossbows were outlawed for lower ranking men to own, since the bows were much more deadly to men in armor, i.e. the commanders and higher ups. Outlawing the bows made it easier to prevent uprising of the peons against the lords and such with armor.
Aaaand so I thought of Hank and Ezio in Rome. That's the way my brain works, I guess!
Hank, we love you. I love you. Ezio loves you. Fat bankers love you. The Borgia love you (yeah that surprised me too). Horses love you. The world loves you. Just thought you should know, everyone freaking loves you. And these Let's Plays. Don't stop.
@hankgames I have the game and looooove it :D It made me laugh because I love the books & movies and it's way more fun if you so. Excited to see it :)
@McChuckster its still an arrow in the way that a pickle is still a cucumber...altered in many dimensions but made from the same original products...so in response no not really
Thats a great way to start the vid. "Last time, I killed a chubby guy at an or-gee"
jayfeather101love 1 week ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
you kill him at praty where 5 or more people weren't waering sock or shoes
emlinn1 1 month ago
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emlinn1 1 month ago
"It's the middle of the day sir!"
PineappleRiot 4 months ago 10
Every time the lute players walk up to Ezio, I always laughed at Hank's reaction. I figured they're unnecessary but how bad can it be?
I just bought Assassin's Creed 2 - proof you have no idea until it happens to you.
TwistedTemptation7 5 months ago 9
Way to leave us HANGING. HAH!
That was terrible...
sammy3212321 6 months ago 3
I wonder if Hank ever realized that there are always torches beside plans because, eventually, it gets dark...
...just saying.
BookwormBrielle 7 months ago 14
u throw 10 fs but yet 20 ppl pick up 2 or 3 coins each HOW i want 10 bucks to become magically 60
vpblam 8 months ago 3
@vpblam 10 f's is not $10 but having $10 turn into 60 would be awesome :D
ew0345 8 months ago
whenever they bothered me i stabbed them
vpblam 8 months ago
that drunk guy is probably drinking stawberry hill!!!!
birthdaygirl1126 9 months ago 14
That poor woman is probably getting some herbs. Like, against illnesses.
butterflyinwinter 9 months ago 6
I love how while Toby just goes around all like "KILL KILL KILL" Hank's just a total ninja.
SamxRxI 9 months ago 5
You should make an "infinite grid of pink and blue fail" t-shirt. I would buy it.
Onami3 9 months ago 6
I was the lute guy B-)
Besomitrasero 9 months ago
One guy works for Ubisoft and is mad about the copyright infringement which these videos entail.
imzadibleu 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure that blueprints didn't become a word until our architects began drawing things on blue paper... which explains the yellow.
oceansurferg 11 months ago
The solution to all detection difficulties; KILL THOSE WHO DETECT YOU THEN HIDE LIKE A PARANOID CRACK HEAD. Because to effectively beat this game, you have to be paranoid, always looking over your CG shoulder.
violentgamer4 11 months ago
AAAAAAAAA JUST BLEND!!!
nikiforos6 11 months ago
I think Ezio should have taken all the Blueprints with him, so he could have his own awesome weapons later on.
kenken9595 11 months ago
8:52 HEAD SHOT!!
CaptainObvious300 11 months ago
0:00
darthmustache1 1 year ago
1 guy disliked this video becuse he was the civilian that he shot...
danlolzzers 1 year ago 5
@danlolzzers Actually, one guy disliked this because he missed the like button.
fierystars15 10 months ago
Hank if there was a man in a funny costume following me i would be worried
cmt4eva 1 year ago 9
Damn it Hank, why didn't you just scale the wall? The rock wall seemed like giant stairs and there was a hay bail on the other side!
MeBeSojokes 1 year ago
okay, thats it, ill get the game!!!
lucixlr8 1 year ago 6
your on a ROLL!
mcsunnyday 1 year ago
YOU WALKED STRAIGHT PASSED HIM!!!! IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SNATCH YOUR CONTROLLER AND PLAY FOR YOU...ech hem...sorry got a bit carried away!!!!
cmt4eva 1 year ago
@cmt4eva You could of just backspaced...
alanwalka 1 year ago
weaving magic tendrils? really?
The4fourEver 1 year ago 2
am i the only one who missed the swedish chef thing, or what? and the "Strawberry hill, BABY'
candi10000 1 year ago 8
Oh come on, what's wrong with the minstrels?
flyinggeese426 1 year ago
"It's the middle of the day, sir! Save it!" haha "Give me the plans! Yes, you will now! After your blood's spraying out of your face! In all of those amazing ways...." haha Hank I love you! You brighten my day with YOUR amazing ways. lol
halohali32 1 year ago
"Im tracking down... The Bomber." Very interesting Ezio.
JBLAM29 1 year ago 2
..... I want to send Hank a lute....
RavenclawDeatheater1 1 year ago 7
oh leonardo, your missions are always the best. chase and threaten! burn and destroy things! escape! blow shit up! BLOW EEEEEVERYTHING UP.
miss3mii 1 year ago
The Swedish Chef plays Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood...
glassisland 1 year ago 2
When I did this, I blended with a group of people going through the gate, which will take you up to the fortress. Then you can break off from the group and climb the walls from the right. Then I poisoned all the guards. Because it's fun when they thrash around.
BethInStereo 1 year ago
"Looking for a guy..." Aren't we all, Hank, aren't we all...
MissEscere 1 year ago 69
@MissEscere I hope you understand enless yu female that sounds completely gay
ew0345 8 months ago
Poison Dart my young padawan.
carlsoto1747 1 year ago
i killed all the guards when i did this
the1cameraman 1 year ago
Hank, the crossbow is the worst thing you could use, if you kill someone all others nearby will notice you, try poison.
MiwAuturu 1 year ago 4
My counsin spent forever on this quest, I want to see how you do now.
MiwAuturu 1 year ago
Hank, when you talk all weird you sound like the Swedish chef
fictionrules 1 year ago
Three lute players ran up to me once. ._. I shit you not.
edsgurl0701 1 year ago 8
Why not "Take Care Of" the Lute players...
EccentricInTexas 1 year ago 5
"Yeah I know being detected will cause desynchronisation, that's why I haven't been detected! ... oh I totally got detected."
whoopsydaisy707 1 year ago 106
Yes Hank, ignore your amazing climbing skills and try to walk through the front door. That's a good idea.
MrSmailbegovic 1 year ago 8
“who told you i was a murderer?” hahahaha
niftyfiftylives 1 year ago 8
when I did this bit I just blended with the crowd to get through the gate. It was much easier.
sleeper9 1 year ago 2
11:12 that's what she said
MrFlibberflobber 1 year ago
I don't even play this game, but I'm watching the videos anyway.
blessedbyacurse 1 year ago 10
8:03 Says the man who has taken up permanent residence in the grid of pink and blue fail.
EKrahulec 1 year ago 5
oh god i know your pain about the beggars D= so many times my missions have been ruined by these idiots...
i always fail at the don't-be-detected missions...
FullMetalSpork365 1 year ago
oh, hank, I love the way you play with words.
Johannasmirror 1 year ago
Hank.... try blending with people rather than random killing with cross bow
jobriq5 1 year ago
I want the episodes to last longer! :(
FREDEAN 1 year ago 4
I hate the fact that we have to remain undetected. I'd rather fight my way through an army than sneak around behind people's backs the entire game.
Nerdfighter21 1 year ago
I love his commentaries.
omghubert 1 year ago 4
STOP KILLING THE GAURDS!!!!
gamer46ful 1 year ago
for someone thats so smart your really bad at games XD
coolgez 1 year ago
What did the poison do?.... it didn't seem to kill him... and he didn't seem to care that u poisoned him lol
jobriq5 1 year ago
I just realized that for people who play this in Italy, when characters say stuff in Italian (Requiescat in pace) it just sounds like they're talking normal lol
jobriq5 1 year ago
@jobriq5 Requiescat in pace is not Italien, it's Latin. But still, I totally agree. It's like reading An Abundance of Katherines as a German :)
butterflyinwinter 7 months ago 2
Leonardo War Machines you say?!?!?! I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID A PROJECT ON THOSE!!!! LITTLE WILLIE WAS A TANK (AKA ARMORED VEHICLE AKA WAR MACHINE) CREATED BY DA VINCI!!!! AHHH!
samilio412 1 year ago
you seemed like a complete creeper stalker when you went behind that woman. she didn't even notice you watching her bending over.... perv. bahahhaa.
orchideousx 1 year ago 4
Murdering people is never the right way to do things.
-serious face-
Cheratomo 1 year ago
I love how Hank complains when a lute player gets in his way, but stops for no reason when he finds a drunk guy.
turtlesalltheway99 1 year ago 9
"Who told you I was a murderer??"
NeverBlinkEver 1 year ago
Some sort of song, that at least MENTIONS the Infinite Grid pleeease!
-Epic Lee
startreker12571 1 year ago 6
Fun tip for hank: by holding down the action button with throwing knives, you can silently take out up to 3 guards instantly
UndeadFourtyOne 1 year ago 6
When people get in your way - punch them
Guards dont chase you if you punch
TheGeneralPain 1 year ago
@TheGeneralPain Depends on your notoriety.
yitih 1 year ago
hank ur funnier here than u r at vlogbrothers
Laszlokh 1 year ago
This makes me want to get a xbox.... I'M TRYING TO SAVE!
HarryetN 1 year ago
Oh, so that's why it's called a cliffhanger... (although it technically isn't really a cliff)
Leibowitz 1 year ago 2
for any one who has played this game and got this far; the next part of this mission is kinda hard it will make for good entertainment but huge amounts of endless frustration for our man hank.... good luck dude.
chiversify 1 year ago
"It's the middle of the day, sir! Save it!" - almost made me spit out my coke.
micromtr 1 year ago 4
So much better than tobygames... I do not mean to be rude to toby, i love his videos! But he never knows what he's doing!
tyetnic 1 year ago
I only watch for Hanks great commentary. don't even play the game. DFTBA!!
ndrorydr 1 year ago 6
As an audience, I think, when you've completed this, we should get to choose what game you play next!
TheRhs1996 1 year ago
@TheRhs1996 He's gonna play Lego Harry Potter~
xLagin 1 year ago
@xLagin Pfft, he needs to play more violent games ;)
TheRhs1996 1 year ago
sometimes you has a very slow brain hank!!
OZONBARON 1 year ago
if you punch them with no weapons they leave you alone
Jamesanglo 1 year ago
when it comes out i think you should play portal 2
7ofawsome 1 year ago 3
The bomber was my favorite war machine, is it wrong to be shouting BLEND when you were trying to get past the gate?
zero1343 1 year ago
you should play dragon age!
bobbiskeeper 1 year ago
hank there is a very easy way to stop those guys with the guitar, you just have to walk towards them and when you touch them push the high profile button once and fast and that is it they will drop the guitar and step out of your way....i hope you reed this
diego81fer 1 year ago
@sergeantpepper98 capture cards and the audio is recorded with a mic to a mac or pc record separately
myhatty 1 year ago
well i gotta admit, i <3 ur comments hank xD, but u've made me get an xbox 360 and play the game myself cuz ur so slow T.T.
sebyrullz 1 year ago
Will Hank Blend? That is the question
*Does Will It Blend Jingle*
Stryket66 1 year ago 5
Oh, also, if you get detected and have to start over again, blend this time. Don't try to shoot the guards with the crossbow. Don't worry about them. Just blend in with a group of 4 people and you can walk right past them.
autumnsylver 1 year ago
... From there, just make sure the guards don't see you and they won't bother you. Most of them are facing away from you anyway. You might have to kill one or two more guards, but the rest you don't have to worry about.
autumnsylver 1 year ago
... You'll have to quickly kill the guards with the crossbow before they see you, then climb up onto the short tower to the left of you and hold RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. When they're facing away from you, shoot them with the crossbow. Shoot all of them except the ones walking back and forth on the far end next to the wall. Then run across the rooftops diagonally to your left and jump down, run across and climb up on the roof. ...
autumnsylver 1 year ago
Oh, Hank. You're going to really hate this mission if you keep playing it like that. You need to be stealthy. Once you get up on top of that pillar, press RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. There's a leap of faith on the far right corner of the pillar where you can jump into a haystack. Once you're there, you have to wait until the guards walk away and none of them can see you, then run up on top of the short building diagonally across from you to the left. ...
autumnsylver 1 year ago
BLEND with a group to get past the guards!!!
souleater443 1 year ago
Can't you kill the lute player with your crossbow?? Please? Just for fun?
LOL at the woman doing yoga.
splicegrrl 1 year ago
"what who's a murderer? .. nobody is a murderer!" Lmao
ghamdifirst 1 year ago 2
I love how Ezio can blend in with people just by saying nothing and looking sullen. He's like the emo kid of their group.
TheMattMart 1 year ago 263
blend hank, blend!
jezzalike22 1 year ago 2
When lute players bother me, I steal their money, and they run away. It's a win win :)
dudejasonj 1 year ago
I share the sentiments about the beggar women and lute guys. The women were more than annoying an in the first AC, I accidentally killed one during a mission to rid of Templar special knights. Well I said killed, she got in the way of an intended kill, so that could be classed as self-harming. Oh the assassin's way of life!
dc8r17 1 year ago
@dc8r17 :D That still happens to me all the time. Or I try to push them out of the way and push the wrong button. And whoops! Not so undetected anymore. :(
norbaclove 1 year ago
Close your eyes Ezio! The basilisk!! It’s back! 1:21-1:49
That or Ezio hears female snakeline voices in his head at random intervals. Nbd :)
ZePopTart 1 year ago 3
please make a playlist
jeep493 1 year ago
I spent more time than Hank did trying to make my way into the inner keep and didn't find that entry path by the stable. Ended up using a smoke bomb to get in the front gate, but I did use blend to make my way there.
Shiggedy 1 year ago
Watching you play video games is very entertaining. I think it might be because of your hilarious commentary. :D
SamiStarkidGleek 1 year ago
And "magic tendrils" is a tag on this video. Somehow, I am not surprised XD
schemestresses 1 year ago
“It’s the middle of the day, sir! Save it!"
gryffindor624 1 year ago
Hank. BLEND PAST THEM!!! IT IS NOT EVEN THAT HARD! BLENDING IS YOUR FRIEND!
CodedLockFilms 1 year ago 3
"It's the middle of the day, sir!"
"Strawberry Hill, BABY!"
OtterpopSlaughterMop 1 year ago 131
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sha2424 1 year ago
@sha2424 Not the song! It's a brand of vile cheap wine that holds a special place in the hearts of Nerdfighters everywhere.
OtterpopSlaughterMop 1 year ago 4
BLEND, HANK, BLEND!!!
TemerePuella 1 year ago
Excel-ezio? Really? :)
Guccigirl684 1 year ago
the whole time im watching this im yelling at the computer while realising i would probably see the grid of fail ten times more than you did :P
football12FTW 1 year ago
Hank, I think your outfit makes it a little obvious that "oh shit, it;s bad news that he's fallowing me"
ZKoftherebellion 1 year ago
Hank...I love you
cgalla0307 1 year ago
Time for another episode of...Will it Blend: Assassin's Creed Edition!
XxLadyLunaxX 1 year ago
"I hate frickin' lute guys." - Hank Green
Probably the finest thing I've ever heard you say.
rhinoluver 1 year ago 3
BLEND, HANK. BLEND!
owlsnotes 1 year ago
Honestly, all I could think for the majority of that video was "BLEND HANK! BLEND FOR YOUR LIFE!"
mayanpaw 1 year ago 2
Please come to my house and narrate as I play video games? <3
BecauseJustBecause 1 year ago
I love that it took you this long to admit that it was an orgy. "I'm at this party with lots of naked people"
otakubabe555 1 year ago 5
Lute hater.
farandaway123 1 year ago 2
Sometimes I expect you to go on a murderous rampage, killing everyone in your path. Probably wouldn't be good for your notoriety.
spectatorsort 1 year ago
FUCKING LUTE PLAYERS
jumptheskyline 1 year ago
this is the best thing since lancecryor
dre2you 1 year ago
STOP USING THE CROSSBOW IT NEVER WORKS! GRRR! lol, sorry, im getting frustrated.
gkriebz 1 year ago
@gkriebz Crossbow is AMAZING!!
JediElderNishmo 1 year ago
@gkriebz It works if you know how to stay hidden while you're using it.
autumnsylver 1 year ago
Don't you hate it when annoying lute players follow you? Story of my life.
anunreliablenarrator 1 year ago
Will Hank Blend? Apparently not.
YamiChippy 1 year ago
It's the Notorious E.Z.I.OOOO
And you totally could've blended in with a walking crowd and moved right past the guards, but you thought it'd be funner to do it the hard way
SpecialQue85 1 year ago 2
Could you possibly do Portal in the future?
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
You know you really want to watch Hank play Lego HP when you keep refreshing his page to watch his subscribers increase
longdumbstory 1 year ago 2
JUST BLEND !!!
tenatopps 1 year ago 3
you should make a new song called infanate grid
RenaesWorld 1 year ago 3
hank you know climbing up buildings isnt a very good way to remain unseen :)
RenaesWorld 1 year ago
Hank, why do you always try the same things again and again, always expecting different results?
Ezo945 1 year ago 4
Aah, aren't lutes fun?
PossumCuber 1 year ago
My dad was listening to this video and he wanted to see what you looked like because you have "the perfect voice for radio." I showed hima vlogbrothers video and he said "HE LOOKS 12! That's so weird!" So, apparently, you are a pre-pubescent boy. You might wanna let Katherine know.
wingedshoes7 1 year ago
Extreme HankGames fans watched this hours ago on HanksChannel xD
KaitlynMarquez 1 year ago 3
Glad you got this on the right channel, lol. Why do these gaming videos amuse me so much?
FirstmateRouge 1 year ago 3
Hank, you are the light of my life.
princessnerdfighter 1 year ago 3
Hank that women was most likely gathering. She was most likely poor so she had to gather.
chanym1992 1 year ago
Swedish Chef Hank is hilarious XD. and that woman was like picking herbs silly. medicine, food, ect. useful stuff, herbs. yep.
Seaphire7 1 year ago
well hank,
may i say one thing, good
Bless Your Face
FuriousPeanut 1 year ago
Every time I watch one of these videos, I think of the shirt with the corn dog on it, and it makes me crazycrave a corn dog.
TheKevlog 1 year ago
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TheKevlog 1 year ago
It's five o'clock somewhere Hank. And apparently, that means two in the afternoon in Rome. Crazy Romans.
lolgirl607 1 year ago
What you said walking past that drunk guy made me wonder: Why is itmore socially acceptable to be drunk at night?
ZetaCron 1 year ago 2
"WHAT? Who's a murderer? Nobody's a murderer!"
waterfaerie124 1 year ago 4
Hank, you should watched the people that you poison. Because the do wacky dances and freak out alot. It's really super funny!
Surfermain 1 year ago 6
@Surfermain And if they have a hammer, mace or axe, they start swinging it around and hit innocent people. lol.
autumnsylver 1 year ago
I thought of these videos when I was in my military history class the other day. We were learning about how crossbows were outlawed for lower ranking men to own, since the bows were much more deadly to men in armor, i.e. the commanders and higher ups. Outlawing the bows made it easier to prevent uprising of the peons against the lords and such with armor.
Aaaand so I thought of Hank and Ezio in Rome. That's the way my brain works, I guess!
jsredrose 1 year ago
Hank, we love you. I love you. Ezio loves you. Fat bankers love you. The Borgia love you (yeah that surprised me too). Horses love you. The world loves you. Just thought you should know, everyone freaking loves you. And these Let's Plays. Don't stop.
OneSexyLoser 1 year ago
"How do you know who I am and what I look like?"
Well, for starters, your clothing makes you the Lady Gaga of Ancient Rome.
YamiChippy 1 year ago 182
@YamiChippy looks like someone did not forget to be awesome .
VetGurl101 1 year ago
@YamiChippy HAHAHAHA WINKITTY!!! I legit just LOL'd for a good 5 minutes
terrastar12 1 year ago
I want you to finish this game before you start Lego Harry Potter. Please?
rethinkOURreality 1 year ago 77
@rethinkOURreality I'll do both...but probably with some overlap.
hankgames 1 year ago 42
@hankgames I have the game and looooove it :D It made me laugh because I love the books & movies and it's way more fun if you so. Excited to see it :)
Rosebite12 1 year ago
00:28 Dramatic spin!
nerdygeekydorkygirl 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Does anyone else think it's funny Hank says "crossbow bolts" instead of arrows?
insanitylives 1 year ago
@insanitylives "bolt" or "quarrel" is the technically correct term.
hankgames 1 year ago 133
@hankgames So it's called a bolt, but it's still pretty much an arrow right?
McChuckster 1 year ago
@McChuckster its still an arrow in the way that a pickle is still a cucumber...altered in many dimensions but made from the same original products...so in response no not really
Timmis2010 1 year ago