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  • Thats a great way to start the vid. "Last time, I killed a chubby guy at an or-gee"

  • you kill him at praty where 5 or more people weren't waering sock or shoes

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  • "It's the middle of the day sir!"

  • Every time the lute players walk up to Ezio, I always laughed at Hank's reaction. I figured they're unnecessary but how bad can it be?

    I just bought Assassin's Creed 2 - proof you have no idea until it happens to you.

  • Way to leave us HANGING. HAH!

    That was terrible...

  • I wonder if Hank ever realized that there are always torches beside plans because, eventually, it gets dark...

    ...just saying.

  • u throw 10 fs but yet 20 ppl pick up 2 or 3 coins each HOW i want 10 bucks to become magically 60

  • @vpblam 10 f's is not $10 but having $10 turn into 60 would be awesome :D

  • whenever they bothered me i stabbed them

  • that drunk guy is probably drinking stawberry hill!!!!

  • That poor woman is probably getting some herbs. Like, against illnesses.

  • I love how while Toby just goes around all like "KILL KILL KILL" Hank's just a total ninja.

  • You should make an "infinite grid of pink and blue fail" t-shirt. I would buy it.

  • I was the lute guy B-)

  • One guy works for Ubisoft and is mad about the copyright infringement which these videos entail.

  • I'm pretty sure that blueprints didn't become a word until our architects began drawing things on blue paper... which explains the yellow.

  • The solution to all detection difficulties; KILL THOSE WHO DETECT YOU THEN HIDE LIKE A PARANOID CRACK HEAD. Because to effectively beat this game, you have to be paranoid, always looking over your CG shoulder.

  • AAAAAAAAA JUST BLEND!!!

  • I think Ezio should have taken all the Blueprints with him, so he could have his own awesome weapons later on.

  • 8:52 HEAD SHOT!!

  • 0:00 

  • 1 guy disliked this video becuse he was the civilian that he shot...

  • @danlolzzers Actually, one guy disliked this because he missed the like button.

  • Hank if there was a man in a funny costume following me i would be worried

  • Damn it Hank, why didn't you just scale the wall? The rock wall seemed like giant stairs and there was a hay bail on the other side!

  • okay, thats it, ill get the game!!!

  • your on a ROLL!

  • YOU WALKED STRAIGHT PASSED HIM!!!! IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SNATCH YOUR CONTROLLER AND PLAY FOR YOU...ech hem...sorry got a bit carried away!!!!

  • @cmt4eva You could of just backspaced...

  • weaving magic tendrils? really?

  • am i the only one who missed the swedish chef thing, or what? and the "Strawberry hill, BABY'

  • Oh come on, what's wrong with the minstrels?

  • "It's the middle of the day, sir! Save it!" haha "Give me the plans! Yes, you will now! After your blood's spraying out of your face! In all of those amazing ways...." haha Hank I love you! You brighten my day with YOUR amazing ways. lol

  • "Im tracking down... The Bomber." Very interesting Ezio.

  • ..... I want to send Hank a lute....

  • oh leonardo, your missions are always the best. chase and threaten! burn and destroy things! escape! blow shit up! BLOW EEEEEVERYTHING UP.

  • The Swedish Chef plays Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood...

  • When I did this, I blended with a group of people going through the gate, which will take you up to the fortress. Then you can break off from the group and climb the walls from the right. Then I poisoned all the guards. Because it's fun when they thrash around.

  • "Looking for a guy..." Aren't we all, Hank, aren't we all...

  • @MissEscere I hope you understand enless yu female that sounds completely gay

  • Poison Dart my young padawan.

  • i killed all the guards when i did this

  • Hank, the crossbow is the worst thing you could use, if you kill someone all others nearby will notice you, try poison.

  • My counsin spent forever on this quest, I want to see how you do now.

  • Hank, when you talk all weird you sound like the Swedish chef

  • Three lute players ran up to me once. ._. I shit you not.

  • Why not "Take Care Of" the Lute players...

  • "Yeah I know being detected will cause desynchronisation, that's why I haven't been detected! ... oh I totally got detected."

  • Yes Hank, ignore your amazing climbing skills and try to walk through the front door. That's a good idea.

  • “who told you i was a murderer?” hahahaha

  • when I did this bit I just blended with the crowd to get through the gate. It was much easier.

  • 11:12 that's what she said

  • I don't even play this game, but I'm watching the videos anyway.

  • 8:03 Says the man who has taken up permanent residence in the grid of pink and blue fail.

  • oh god i know your pain about the beggars D= so many times my missions have been ruined by these idiots...

    i always fail at the don't-be-detected missions...

  • oh, hank, I love the way you play with words.

  • Hank.... try blending with people rather than random killing with cross bow

  • I want the episodes to last longer! :(

  • I hate the fact that we have to remain undetected. I'd rather fight my way through an army than sneak around behind people's backs the entire game.

  • I love his commentaries.

  • STOP KILLING THE GAURDS!!!!

  • for someone thats so smart your really bad at games XD

  • What did the poison do?.... it didn't seem to kill him... and he didn't seem to care that u poisoned him lol

  • I just realized that for people who play this in Italy, when characters say stuff in Italian (Requiescat in pace) it just sounds like they're talking normal lol

  • @jobriq5 Requiescat in pace is not Italien, it's Latin. But still, I totally agree. It's like reading An Abundance of Katherines as a German :)

  • Leonardo War Machines you say?!?!?! I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID A PROJECT ON THOSE!!!! LITTLE WILLIE WAS A TANK (AKA ARMORED VEHICLE AKA WAR MACHINE) CREATED BY DA VINCI!!!! AHHH!

  • you seemed like a complete creeper stalker when you went behind that woman. she didn't even notice you watching her bending over.... perv. bahahhaa.

  • Murdering people is never the right way to do things.

    -serious face-

  • I love how Hank complains when a lute player gets in his way, but stops for no reason when he finds a drunk guy.

  • "Who told you I was a murderer??"

  • Some sort of song, that at least MENTIONS the Infinite Grid pleeease!

    -Epic Lee

  • Fun tip for hank: by holding down the action button with throwing knives, you can silently take out up to 3 guards instantly

  • When people get in your way - punch them

    Guards dont chase you if you punch

  • @TheGeneralPain Depends on your notoriety.

  • hank ur funnier here than u r at vlogbrothers

  • This makes me want to get a xbox.... I'M TRYING TO SAVE!

  • Oh, so that's why it's called a cliffhanger... (although it technically isn't really a cliff)

  • for any one who has played this game and got this far; the next part of this mission is kinda hard it will make for good entertainment but huge amounts of endless frustration for our man hank.... good luck dude.

  • "It's the middle of the day, sir! Save it!" - almost made me spit out my coke.

  • So much better than tobygames... I do not mean to be rude to toby, i love his videos! But he never knows what he's doing!

  • I only watch for Hanks great commentary. don't even play the game. DFTBA!!

  • As an audience, I think, when you've completed this, we should get to choose what game you play next!

  • @TheRhs1996 He's gonna play Lego Harry Potter~

  • @xLagin Pfft, he needs to play more violent games ;)

  • sometimes you has a very slow brain hank!!

  • if you punch them with no weapons they leave you alone

  • when it comes out i think you should play portal 2

  • The bomber was my favorite war machine, is it wrong to be shouting BLEND when you were trying to get past the gate?

  • you should play dragon age!

  • hank there is a very easy way to stop those guys with the guitar, you just have to walk towards them and when you touch them push the high profile button once and fast and that is it they will drop the guitar and step out of your way....i hope you reed this

  • @sergeantpepper98 capture cards and the audio is recorded with a mic to a mac or pc record separately

  • well i gotta admit, i <3 ur comments hank xD, but u've made me get an xbox 360 and play the game myself cuz ur so slow T.T.

  • Will Hank Blend? That is the question

    *Does Will It Blend Jingle*

  • Oh, also, if you get detected and have to start over again, blend this time. Don't try to shoot the guards with the crossbow. Don't worry about them. Just blend in with a group of 4 people and you can walk right past them.

  • ... From there, just make sure the guards don't see you and they won't bother you. Most of them are facing away from you anyway. You might have to kill one or two more guards, but the rest you don't have to worry about.

  • ... You'll have to quickly kill the guards with the crossbow before they see you, then climb up onto the short tower to the left of you and hold RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. When they're facing away from you, shoot them with the crossbow. Shoot all of them except the ones walking back and forth on the far end next to the wall. Then run across the rooftops diagonally to your left and jump down, run across and climb up on the roof. ...

  • Oh, Hank. You're going to really hate this mission if you keep playing it like that. You need to be stealthy. Once you get up on top of that pillar, press RT and A to crouch so the guards don't see you. There's a leap of faith on the far right corner of the pillar where you can jump into a haystack. Once you're there, you have to wait until the guards walk away and none of them can see you, then run up on top of the short building diagonally across from you to the left. ...

  • BLEND with a group to get past the guards!!!

  • Can't you kill the lute player with your crossbow?? Please? Just for fun?

    LOL at the woman doing yoga.

  • "what who's a murderer? .. nobody is a murderer!" Lmao

  • I love how Ezio can blend in with people just by saying nothing and looking sullen. He's like the emo kid of their group.

  • blend hank, blend!

  • When lute players bother me, I steal their money, and they run away. It's a win win :)

  • I share the sentiments about the beggar women and lute guys. The women were more than annoying an in the first AC, I accidentally killed one during a mission to rid of Templar special knights. Well I said killed, she got in the way of an intended kill, so that could be classed as self-harming. Oh the assassin's way of life!

  • @dc8r17 :D That still happens to me all the time. Or I try to push them out of the way and push the wrong button. And whoops! Not so undetected anymore. :(

  • Close your eyes Ezio! The basilisk!! It’s back! 1:21-1:49

    That or Ezio hears female snakeline voices in his head at random intervals. Nbd :)

  • please make a playlist

  • I spent more time than Hank did trying to make my way into the inner keep and didn't find that entry path by the stable. Ended up using a smoke bomb to get in the front gate, but I did use blend to make my way there.

  • Watching you play video games is very entertaining. I think it might be because of your hilarious commentary. :D

  • And "magic tendrils" is a tag on this video. Somehow, I am not surprised XD

  • “It’s the middle of the day, sir! Save it!"

  • Hank. BLEND PAST THEM!!! IT IS NOT EVEN THAT HARD! BLENDING IS YOUR FRIEND!

  • "It's the middle of the day, sir!"

    "Strawberry Hill, BABY!"

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  • @sha2424 Not the song! It's a brand of vile cheap wine that holds a special place in the hearts of Nerdfighters everywhere.

  • BLEND, HANK, BLEND!!!

  • Excel-ezio? Really? :)

  • the whole time im watching this im yelling at the computer while realising i would probably see the grid of fail ten times more than you did :P

  • Hank, I think your outfit makes it a little obvious that "oh shit, it;s bad news that he's fallowing me"

  • Hank...I love you

  • Time for another episode of...Will it Blend: Assassin's Creed Edition!

  • "I hate frickin' lute guys." - Hank Green

    Probably the finest thing I've ever heard you say.

  • BLEND, HANK. BLEND!

  • Honestly, all I could think for the majority of that video was "BLEND HANK! BLEND FOR YOUR LIFE!"

  • Please come to my house and narrate as I play video games? <3

  • I love that it took you this long to admit that it was an orgy. "I'm at this party with lots of naked people"

  • Lute hater.

  • Sometimes I expect you to go on a murderous rampage, killing everyone in your path. Probably wouldn't be good for your notoriety.

  • FUCKING LUTE PLAYERS

  • this is the best thing since lancecryor

  • STOP USING THE CROSSBOW IT NEVER WORKS! GRRR! lol, sorry, im getting frustrated.

  • @gkriebz Crossbow is AMAZING!!

  • @gkriebz It works if you know how to stay hidden while you're using it.

  • Don't you hate it when annoying lute players follow you? Story of my life.

  • Will Hank Blend? Apparently not.

  • It's the Notorious E.Z.I.OOOO

    And you totally could've blended in with a walking crowd and moved right past the guards, but you thought it'd be funner to do it the hard way

  • Could you possibly do Portal in the future?

  • You know you really want to watch Hank play Lego HP when you keep refreshing his page to watch his subscribers increase

  • JUST BLEND !!!

  • you should make a new song called infanate grid

  • hank you know climbing up buildings isnt a very good way to remain unseen :)

  • Hank, why do you always try the same things again and again, always expecting different results?

  • Aah, aren't lutes fun?

  • My dad was listening to this video and he wanted to see what you looked like because you have "the perfect voice for radio." I showed hima vlogbrothers video and he said "HE LOOKS 12! That's so weird!" So, apparently, you are a pre-pubescent boy. You might wanna let Katherine know.

  • Extreme HankGames fans watched this hours ago on HanksChannel xD

  • Glad you got this on the right channel, lol. Why do these gaming videos amuse me so much?

  • Hank, you are the light of my life.

  • Hank that women was most likely gathering. She was most likely poor so she had to gather.

  • Swedish Chef Hank is hilarious XD. and that woman was like picking herbs silly. medicine, food, ect. useful stuff, herbs. yep.

  • well hank,

    may i say one thing, good

    Bless Your Face

  • Every time I watch one of these videos, I think of the shirt with the corn dog on it, and it makes me crazycrave a corn dog.

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  • It's five o'clock somewhere Hank. And apparently, that means two in the afternoon in Rome. Crazy Romans.

  • What you said walking past that drunk guy made me wonder: Why is itmore socially acceptable to be drunk at night?

  • "WHAT? Who's a murderer? Nobody's a murderer!"

  • Hank, you should watched the people that you poison. Because the do wacky dances and freak out alot. It's really super funny!

  • @Surfermain And if they have a hammer, mace or axe, they start swinging it around and hit innocent people. lol.

  • I thought of these videos when I was in my military history class the other day. We were learning about how crossbows were outlawed for lower ranking men to own, since the bows were much more deadly to men in armor, i.e. the commanders and higher ups. Outlawing the bows made it easier to prevent uprising of the peons against the lords and such with armor.

    Aaaand so I thought of Hank and Ezio in Rome. That's the way my brain works, I guess!

  • Hank, we love you. I love you. Ezio loves you. Fat bankers love you. The Borgia love you (yeah that surprised me too). Horses love you. The world loves you. Just thought you should know, everyone freaking loves you. And these Let's Plays. Don't stop.

  • "How do you know who I am and what I look like?"

    Well, for starters, your clothing makes you the Lady Gaga of Ancient Rome.

  • @YamiChippy looks like someone did not forget to be awesome .

  • @YamiChippy HAHAHAHA WINKITTY!!! I legit just LOL'd for a good 5 minutes

  • I want you to finish this game before you start Lego Harry Potter. Please?

  • @rethinkOURreality I'll do both...but probably with some overlap.

  • @hankgames I have the game and looooove it :D It made me laugh because I love the books & movies and it's way more fun if you so. Excited to see it :)

  • 00:28 Dramatic spin!

  • @insanitylives "bolt" or "quarrel" is the technically correct term.

  • @hankgames So it's called a bolt, but it's still pretty much an arrow right?

  • @McChuckster its still an arrow in the way that a pickle is still a cucumber...altered in many dimensions but made from the same original products...so in response no not really