Marshall To Mineola

[Aaron1701NX]

haha yeah i don't blame ya! those things are just about fit for royalty... well.. minus the toilet, which was probably more difficult to go on than sitting on a soup can with the top partially peeled off.

[marquisdejolie]

I had to use the wider handicapped toilet. It was either that or stick my butt out the openable baggage room window...

[Aaron1701NX]

and all this time i thought you were filming from one of those berths!

[marquisdejolie]

Man, halfway through this trip I would've killed for one of those berths.

[fehquig]

There's nothing like the anticipation that comes with a long distance to a destination...

[marquisdejolie]

Well, on Amtrak I had puh....lenty of time to anticipate.

[MadBadVoodo]

Cool Five Star Video!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

[NutCheese]

I have a magic butt... it farts really loud!

[marquisdejolie]

I heard.

[RiddleSpider]

Lady with the magic butt about knocked me out of my chair. :)

[marquisdejolie]

Me, too!!

:)

[marquisdejolie]

I ducked before its flight pattern swung over my seat.

[RiddleSpider]

You would think that a magic butt would miss you as it swung by.

[marquisdejolie]

Well I don't know about that...but I DO know the thing had a heat shield.

[RiddleSpider]

Butt x-ray vision...did it have that?

[marquisdejolie]

I hope not!

[mylilsin]

I have nothing interesting to say but I do love these videos about the Hollywood adventure :)

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

:)

More coming.

[chevkoch]

Distract them by throwing a Schnitzel into some corner and run!

[marquisdejolie]

Haha! They DID look like schnitzel eaters.

[DahliaK]

more!

[marquisdejolie]

Comin' down the track.

[rextangle]

Magic butt!!! LMAO! You're killing me!

[marquisdejolie]

Haha! I'm tellin' ya the thing was a marvel of physics: it had anti-gravity drive and everything!

[kellykel34]

I think I have a Magic Butt!

[rextangle]

Wax it! ;-)

[marquisdejolie]

Some day before I die, I'm gonna try that. Sounds so.....S&M. I have some experience there....well, nevermind.

[rextangle]

Oh... LOL I was talking to her. I know Kellykel, she's an asswaxer in real life. I'm not being funny! Ask her...

[marquisdejolie]

I know. I've watched her videos. These comments are broken again...not being put where I put them in your thread. I'm so tired of Youtube not working right some of the time. They should have announcements: "From 10 to 11:37 tonight, your comments will be flummoxed."

[marquisdejolie]

What super powers does YOUR magic butt have?

[katalina2007]

MMM--black-eyed PEAS sounds GOOD!! Kinda rude of her NOT to "share" the pork with you--esp. if the grease will splatter all over you!

[marquisdejolie]

I was just glad those jackal children didn't jump over the seat and start chewing on my arm.

[katalina2007]

Yes, that really would've been scary--"Jackal" children--LOL!

[marquisdejolie]

The relentless boredom of the train finally domesticated them. By the time they got off in Yuma, they were mouthbreathing zombies.

[lemonette]

I am enjoying this trip very much! I am tingling with anticipation.Please don't let it end anytime soon. And having grown up in the south, I totally know what you mean about pork fat in your pores!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks for backing me up on the pork fat. The yankees think I'm exaggerating.

[MrRay47]

Those train seats look a lot more roomy and comfortable than what you get on an airplane. Looks like fun and no extra charge for the smell of good food. aloha :)

[marquisdejolie]

Those seats ARE bigger than plane or bus seats...and a part underneath folds up to almost double their width so you can sleep on them...sorta. Yeah, the pork grease was gratis.

[coloursepia]

no pork in hollywood!

[marquisdejolie]

There's pork there, too, but not in giant purses.

[randalldowney11]

thing about the teeth? hmm... who needs 'em.

[marquisdejolie]

I'm doing okay without them.

[2redheads]

"She had a magic butt that stuck out way past where gravity says it should fall off"-LOL!!

2reds

[marquisdejolie]

We she did. The scofflaw. She broke the law of physics.

[ChristopherMast]

Umm.... did I miss the thing about the teeth? :)

[marquisdejolie]

Hadn't gotten that far into the story yet. Sorry.