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  • Very happy Jim won. No one deserves it more!

  • But i will still be sueing you for 125million

  • he only said that because he knew no one would like it without him.

  • i have yet to see that "great television" that he's talking about on two and a half men . . .

  • 2 and a half men is for retards

  • Sure the show was Charlie Sheen. Sure they could not afford him any more, so they had to replace him. But he was pretty awkward here. The text, the pauses... Not the best performance ever.

  • Anybody else catch him say hi chuck lol I never noticed it before till now

  • FaceBook: People that inspire you? CHARLIE HARPER 

  • CAN´T ANYBODY SEE IT?

    THERE ISN´T HOUSE WITHOUT CUDDY

    FRIENDS WITHOUT CHANDLER

    THE BIG BANG THEORY WITHOUT SHELDON

    AND,OF COURSE THERE ISN´T IN ABSOLUTELY ANY WAY

    TWO AND A HALF MAN WITHOUT CHARLIE!!!!

  • Charlie, Two And A Half Men is NOTHING without you. <3 You're seriously an inspiration to me.

  • Charlie Sheen 4ever!!

  • 2AAHM was Charlies life, it was ruined by money and he had to cope he lost is mind a little but now is back and Charlie Sheen is and always will be the badder mother fucker on the planet

  • sarcasm for the win, Charlie is still winning

  • he is crazy

  • @manuhunter101

    Your ugly mom is crazy. CHARLIE RULES.

    P.S. I fucked your fat ugly crazy pig of a mom. I made the crazy bitch squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!! OINK OINK!!!

  • I hate you guys gaarr, oh wait from the bottom of my heart I hope you the best though

  • the only one not clapping is matt, haha!

  • no, they won't continue to make great television because Lorre's a d**k who doesn't want to reason even though Sheen (at one point) said he was sorry and would've liked to come back

    Lorre sucks!!!

  • @armaniac661 It's too bad he's a d**k, cause he makes such a good show. Oh yeah, he also made Two and Half men. Bazinga!

  • CHARLIE CHEEN!!!!!!!!! You the best 

  • @taras7n77 I guess you missed an "S" somewhere aahahaha

  • @tomlinkxxx  whatever

  • sheldon thought "i'm the only winner here"

  • It is not funny without you Charlie :(

  • WE WANT CHARLIE CHEEN !!! YOU SUCK ASHTON

  • @shullykeks moore like Asston . i want charlie sheen back now 2 ! -.-

  • @shullykeks DUDE HE IS A GOOD ACTOR.. I AGREE CHARLIE CAN NEVER BE REPLACED., BUT ASHTON IS NOT BAD ACCORDING TO ME...

  • i miss steve carell :(

  • Amazing how sum lame dialogue can come out so smooth....lol

    We luv u Charlie and we´ll miss u...xD

  • 8 YEARS?! Oh my God...Im getting old...

  • @sirtimothymarton im not twisting his words thats my opinion you dumb shit!

  • He (Charlie) should at least appear as a ghost right?

  • hes saying all that sarcasticly he knows the show is gonna flop compared to when he was the lead man....and lorre is going to notice that it wouldnt suprise me if they brought him back...the way he died...they could easily bring him back....with him just reappearing at his house in front of alan finding out that rose was lying because he wanted to take time away from his family and didnt want anybody to find out or something like that but he can definetly come back!

  • @theworld1350 No hes not dont be a jackass and twist his words he actually apluaded the first episode at least Asdhtons entrance with his ashes he loved that

    Charlie gave his blessings to Ashton stop making charlie look like a bad guy you jerk

  • @jerzeytpke but it is a television show, a sitcom nonetheless, so they could easily do that if they wanted to. but since chuck lorre made a huge deal about killing him off, he won't bring sheen back, because of his ego. yeah, sheen fucked up but he was the lead character and ashton plays the same character in every show he's in and is just not funny

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  • Louis C.K. should have won

  • Galecki's reaction is priceless

  • you could see how hard it was for him to say those lines.. it eats at him as it would any other person.. he was high on drugs and booze.. it makes sense..

  • @TheTraveler12 He was not high he was not drunk he was as fucking sane as he ever was considering the past three months and when he got roasted at the enbd he said now that you mention it I did some fucked up shit so he admits he fell off the tracks but he got back up .... charlies a good guy I always knew that he just lost his way sadly its too late to get back what he had lost but he thought he'd step down with honour and integriuty after all this as much as he could ...

  • He looks way older than 46. Its sucha shame how he aged.

  • The only funny moments in the new episode were those related to Charly! Kutcher makes the idiot but i don't blame it.......... he is an idiot after all!!! XD

  • Fuck the emmys , Steve Carell should have won !!!!!

  • man, i hate how they killed of charlie sheen in season 9. meaing no hopes of him coming back ever.

  • @naarakyuu

    You never know, amigo. Money moves the world now. At the funeral, they never show the dead body, and it is Rose (the psycho) who delivers the news. Get it? They left a little gap opened right there.

    JUST ASK THE NETWORK FOR CHARLIE AFTER THE 3RD EPISODE... AND YOU'LL GET CHARLIE HARPER BACK!!

    Cuz by the 3rd episode it really gonna suck!! I can assure you that. Just watch.

  • @patrondelfuego hope you are right.

  • @naarakyuu casket was closed and the body was so massacred that there was no possibility of identifying him....if they want, they CAN easily bring Charlie back by saying Rose was batshit and killed the wrong man ;) .

  • @Marobot i guess. lets hope he comes back :)

  • @Marobot I dont think so. The remains were cremated. In order for a family to recieve the ashes the DNA has to be established that is was indeed that person

  • he looks drugged

  • WINNING!

  • I hear he is getting 25 million to get out of the contract and he will get 100 million in re-runs

    ah! WINNING!

  • charlie sheen had to eat crow because he has to work in order to pay his 100,000 per month child support bill or go to jail for lack of payment

    child support causes a lot of suicides among men

    and it isnt even necessary because women can get their own jobs and joint custody can be established

    i think the reason child support exists is because it is social engineering to light a fire under the asses of working class and middle class men who the ruling class want to work to death

  • @signboyy no the reason it exists cus men cant keep their dicks in their pants, and low life women knowing that, make use of it. so conclusion; if those dudes used their other head to think for once, they wouldnt be in that mess anyway.

  • @thisnamealsotaken

    well smart men get vasectomies.

    but the solution is to pass a one child policy and abolish child support in favor of join custody. and make it illegal for women to have their one kid without the legal consent of the man that she may use his sperm for procreation

    but the ultra capitalist rulers want hard working slaves who have to work 2 jobs to give money to women because desperate male slaves strengthens capitalism and increases wealth faster for the ruling class.

  • #OCCUPYWALLSTREET

  • before he was crazy :(

  • Its actually pronounced Louie CK, Miss I'm-Good-Enough-at-Not-Fucking­-Up-To-Voice-a-National-Televi­sion-Event

  • god he looks so old now and sick, what the hell happened to him.

    Drugs I guess............

  • @MundyArtStudio I thought the same thing. Drugs aged him. Altho he did it to himself NO one sets out to end up like THIS

  • @jerzeytpke I agree with your saying no one sets out to look like this. I look at all the struggles I read about that his father had and although he probably had good intentions I am guessing his father's struggles affected him. Makes me wonder what goes through Charlie's adult daughter's head/heart/mental health.

  • CHARLIE IS THE MAN

    new 2.5 premiere was just shit.

    Two and a Half Men has officially hit rock bottom,

    the only time I even slightly smiled was when Ashton Kutcher said he wanted to commit suicide.

    Ashton, no disrespect buddy, you're a good actor, but the show is ruined.

    Chuck (CUNT) Lorre, you are a disgrace, and I think you should go kill yourself, because you destroyed one of my favourite shows in some desperate attempt to keep making money.

    FUCK YOU

    FUCK THE NEW SHOW

    that is all.

  • @DrZen007 I couldnt agree more. They should have let the show die when charlie left or just keep putting up with his bullshit. There is no hope for the show unless charlie somehow comes back

  • @DrZen007 you guys r idiots...Monday nights episode had the most viewers ever in two and a half mens series..at around 28 million peps...the show still is strong

  • @reQualrz that is only because they spent xxxxxxxxxxxxxx amount of dollars advertising for Ashton Kutcher to join the show... Because it sure aint as good as it was with Charlie Sheen, just saw the first episode, Charlie Sheen is much more funny!

  • @reQualrz oh and people also wanted to see how the shows was without him, and I dont think it was nearly as good...

    didnt you see all thefake commercials etc in all teh talkshows, ellen, etc etc etc...?

  • thats d attitude of a winner. I think he already got enuf and now hes happy even in or out of the show ;)

  • Why do his ears look massive?

  • "I wanna get something off my chest"

    Audience: "FUCK" "so much for a calm evening"

  • To bad they had Ashton kutcher running around butt naked with everyone being so impressed by his dick. Who the fuck cares? Not what I wanted to see. Might of been funny otherwise but that was just dry comedy. Actually not even that. What was the point?

  • i thought he was gonna say something funny

  • Charlie still looks high as a kite.

  • sotally tober

  • ASHTON SUCKS THE END

  • can't wait for the roast tonight.... i'm even watching 2 and a half men.. gona be a funny night

  • This right here is why that I'm crazy for you,your character,your stile,voice,look and personality and your great and unique talent...I love you Charlie Sheen!

  • Why didn't he say "WINNING!"? Because he's a fucking loser and now he gets aware of it?

  • i'm the information, cocaine powder

  • he sounded healthy on Leno and @ the emmys but he looks like he aged 30years!

  • What an arrogant piece of shit Charlie Sheen is. He's like his old man. He thinks his opinion counts for something more than yours does. Fuck him and his whole drunken, drug-addicted, whore-mongering self-serving, self-righteous family of dickwads.

  • @TheAmericanMoron jelly?

  • @StylinRed yeah, whatever....I hope no one ever hires the fucker again. Let him wallow in his own cesspool of self-admiration.

  • @TheAmericanMoron ASHTON SUCKS HUGE COCKS

  • @Zac6230 if that's your way of saying he's gay I think you should tell Demi Moore about it, not me. I couldn't give a flying fuck if he fucked ducks.

  • @TheAmericanMoron DEMI EATS FILTHY BLOODY PUSSY

  • @Zac6230 If that's your way of saying she's a lesbian vampire, you should tell Ashton Kutcher about it, not me.

  • @TheAmericanMoron Considering his family is full of an entire family of people who don't do drugs according to everything I have ever seen, that might be a stretch. I have read everywhere that MS hasn't drank since like 85, His mom and less famous siblings in 14 years or so and Emilio makes wine (according to what I have read0

  • @AnneLiesveld although with a name like TheAmericanMoron I probably shouldn't take your comment as being any more intelligent than a 2 year old

  • Sheen forgot the punchline

  • he looks alot better

  • Why is he gurning so painfully?

  • Would have loved for Steve to have won.

  • Jim Parsons poker face.

  • who the hell is jim parsons? can't believe he won against all those comedy veterans.

  • @g8btony watch the big bang theory... itll change ur mind

  • 00:40 priceless look

  • Great television? Two and a Half Men is one of the worst shows on TV and I'm sure it will suck just as bad as when he was on it. Just because he was the highest payed actor on TV and his show had the highest ratings in America does mean it was "great television". It just goes to show how Americans have REALLY poor taste in sitcoms.

  • @julzb1982 You don't understand, that show is the secret to WINNING!

  • what about the part where he says "my old category"

  • i wonder if he is being sarcastic

  • hahaha

    good troll

    he knows the show is gonna suck shit cunt motherfucking asss

    even with polite charlie here

    chuck lorre is still a cunt who deserves to die

  • @DrZen007 Please, tell us how you really feel. :|

  • And, several penicillin shots later

  • if 2 and a half man is funny, then the antichrist is near

  • he still kinda squirrely, hope he off the dope

  • Wow, I'm shocked by his behavior. Why isn't he like this all the time? A much better Charlie Sheen.

  • Two And Half Men without Sheen Sucks.

    Two And Half Men with Kutcher, even worse !

  • Charlie Sheen used to be winning as a warlock but now he's....nah..... he's still winning

  • 2 and a half men was the funniest show on network next to The Office... will suck now !

  • he is gonna come back harder than Robert Downey Jr. People that were awesome, then did drugs, then stopped doing drugs, then started making movies/shows again always become even more awesome.

  • .... and his career never recovered. lol

  • You can see it in his eyes he knows hes made a big mistake!! and lost a damm dream job.

  • Two retards and an akward fat kid. Whoever thinks this piece of horseshit show is even slightly watchable has to be shot.

  • @Combeh haha you missed a lot. those 3 are fucking hilarious. Best comedy

  • he has been scripted I am sure, plus maybe sober, he looks really good, or maybe he is just acting lollllllllllll

  • And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me a job!! LOL I swear I calmed down, I won't do it again, I'll try to stay sober and my women will leave me if I don't spend the dough on them

  • He's looked fked up with all that cocaine !!

  • When he says "I wanted to get something off my chest" every anus in the room clenched.

  • @thewildone awesomely hilarious

  • like his sideburns

  • after seeing this i really do believe he wants and is trying to be a good guy :)

  • Jim Parsons is the shit.

  • One word.... "Oops!".

    A costly 2M per episode "Oops!".

  • @andrewchap

    How old are you, 9?

  • Winning // Posi

  • Thumbs Up

  • WINNING! 

  • whatever other said, we love u

  • coke/meth = air that we all breathe to charlie sheen can live without air can we ?

  • Galaxy Tab HD

  • F HIM!

  • best cam rec of tv video ever

  • rly?the two banh theory guys were up against each other?lol@leanords face,he was thinking he might win

  • good to see him better and humble. I hope he gets back to TV as long as he stays this way rather than the way we saw him. I think he might :)

  • @snarlingrabiddog5150 That was SO not humble. It was a written, strategic bunch of BS...that no one should fall for.

  • @mikey59 Newsflash: EVERYTHING on the Emmy's is scripted and the show is not live. Of course it was written. Charlie wouldn't have said it if he didn't feel he should, lol. I mean, watch the video bonanza of the meltdowns, lol. He wants back on. Don't wish people bad. He had a big mouth, screwed up in MANY ways but people can change if they want to bad enough. Its a step in the RIGHT direction for once.

  • I'm sure he'll look as well put together at his roast tomorrow lol.

  • louie ck should've won

  • Wow, there was not one ounce of sincerity in that speech. If that was his grand please-dear-god-someone-in-thi­s-audience-give-me-a-job speech, it was one big fail.

  • @westwingpotus

    Really? So you know him? ....Then zip it.

  • Can u say sarcasm u no he dont give a s**t hes WINNInG n wants go to the bathroom to line sum up

  • i liked him better when he was crazy

  • Sarcasm to the max. best Charlie harper skill!!

  • Being the bigger man-Winning

  • Charlie sure looks different since his meltdown

  • that probably was not fun!! I pray he becomes healthier and really have a Great Show & a Super Healthy GREAT Life!!! All the Best Charlei Sheen@1

  • I appreciate that...

  • two and a half men is 90% because of Charlie Sheen's delivery, it cannot work with Ashton.

    Also Bing Bang Theory is the dumbest fuckin show ever, america's awards go to dumber and dumber winners every year. pseudo-nerds are cooler than Alec Baldwin? wtf is going on in that country

  • @Redping2020 You just don't understand Big Bang Theory. I didn't at first either. I didn't think it was funny. But once I started watching it, it got funnier and funnier.  It's produced by the same folks who do Two & a Half Men.

  • @Beatleboy1964 LOL that's a good one kid. I'm over 20 so that means I understand words longer than 5 letters. Bing Bang Theory is a shitty sit com where they occasionally go 'oh hey these guys know science stuff, thats funny right?' But nobody is actually a nerd, and every now and then they'll just reference spock. It's an offense to any form of intelligent person (as is Two and a Half men, which is just toilet-humour and thats what she said jokes). 30 Rock was the only show that deserved to win

  • @Redping2020 Well, I was right. You obviously haven't really watched Big Bang & you actually don't get it. It's not about the science stuff. It's about a bunch of socially inept geeks attempting to live what they think are normal lives and the situations they get into are hilarious. If it's offensive to anyone, it's offensive to geeks and even geeks think it's funny. I agree that Two & A Half Men is nothing more than toilet humor, but that's funny too on a different level. 30 Rock just sucks.

  • @Beatleboy1964 lol, i hope you weren't actually born in 1964 because that would be depressing. one line from Alec Baldwin is better than an entire season of BBT, and ive seen the show, and there's nothing to get. It's a generic sit com made by a corporation, designed for idiots like you to eat up. Open your mind man, stop eating the shit they feed you and try to find a show that doesn't need to have fake laughter to seem funny

  • @Redping2020 You're over 20? Wow! No, The Beatles arrived in the U.S. in 1964. I was born in 1954 and there's no need to get personal. I was raised on I Love Lucy. I watched Saturday Night Live with the original classic cast when they were actually LIVE on Saturday Night...not chewed up in little half-hour segments. I know great comedy when I see it because I've seen lots over the years. The writers are funny, not the actors. All TV shows are corporate, otherwise they wouldn't be on the air.

  • @Redping2020 if anything 30 Rock is shittier with its "I'm so cool because I'm from New York therefor can make the same toilet jokes sound more sophisticated" attitude

  • @greedyhips22 you're serious? two and a half men was / is the worst thing aobut TV

  • @Rladrien its funny if you are ok with the laugh track and stupid/simple humor. it's a good show to watch with a family. if you're a nerd who just sits alone in front of his computer watching shows, you probably want to see arrested development instead. respect that just cause one show isn't for you doesn't mean it doesn't have an audience (obviously 2.5 men has a fuckin huge one)

  • @fheisk I am ok with a laugh track I watch both how I met your mother & big bang theory... and yes I am a nerd...who does enjoy arrested development (cause it was actually good)... & two and a half men is the farthest thing away from family television... the whole show was about charlie sheen being a dirt bag, drinkin, & bangin chicks...the other people were just side stories.. and yes it does have an audience... but so does family guy...my point being there... that shit is loved...

  • @fheisk I am ok with a laugh track I watch both how I met your mother & big bang theory... and yes I am a nerd...who does enjoy arrested development (cause it was actually good)... & two and a half men is the farthest thing away from family television... the whole show was about charlie sheen being a dirt bag, drinkin, & bangin chicks...the other people were just side stories.. and yes it does have an audience... but so does family guy...my point being there... that shit is loved...

  • I am not a huge Charlie Sheen fan or anything, but the show isn't going to be great without him. And whether he was being genuine here or not, at least he showed some class, which is a fresh change from the past few months.

  • ALWAYS AND FOREVER WINNING!

  • why does he seem like he's being sarcastic when he says the "great television" line?

  • @xtriager because that show is fucking retarded

  • @jdogg52554 most likely jon cryer

  • He's looking great sober. Keep it up Charlie!

  • thanks for posting, i missed this and couldn't find it anywhere