KE$HA IS A DIRTY GIRL! (SHANEDAWSONTV)

[MissEsme90]

I want to be a SWAT team member or an author..

[abbie232lovesu]

I wAnt to be a therapist

[KateTheGreat141999]

An author or an actress! ;)

[TheDerpyDuck]

Idk bout yall hut did anyone else think Shane's moan at the end of the vid was hotttt ;D jus sayin ;D

[ipvi217]

i want to be a cop????????????

[WOOK13HUNTER]

I want to be a pedo!!! :D what too far?

[littlemisslilz98]

did you wonna make videos when you where young ??

[Casmiester]

I want to be a doctor :)

[purpleglitter99]

I wanna be a ZOOKEEPER :) i love animals

[OmahGodiTzGod]

I want to be a Unicorn

[MrDanielinthehouse]

I wanna be a Film director to!

[TheAnnagudnythor]

I wanna be a writer/director/actor.but iam twelve and i live in germany,so my dreams will never come true.

[LadyPerryVEVO]

i wanna be an artist or a singer or a book writer, oh wait i'm 12 im already those things :)

[alanoud4]

i want to be a doctor from when i was a little girl until now

[TAYTAYBEAV101]

I wanna be a U.S. Marshal :)

[kelsasuar]

I wanna be an author

[MarziLeigh]

I wanted to be a vet but now im doing beauty therapy

[Twilight4201]

I want to be a tattoo artist

[SullySudz]

I want to be a marine biologist or a astronomer

[nickie1818]

a hair sylits



[thelissa26]

i wanna be a whore!kidding i wanna be a singer!(miley cyrus)

[omgtheykilledkenny15]

i wanna be a drum teacher :D

[TheSoralover890]

I like drawing anime so maybe a manga aritst idk

[Danielabvz]

Idk maybe a lawyer...

[Hailey10799]

Sorry I mean up

[Hailey10799]

I wanna be an FBI agent when I grow haha

[midnightmoons15]

I like painting to though so that might be an option as well:D

[midnightmoons15]

I want to be an astronomer/cosmogist I love the universe an the stars and planets and I love the mystery of not knowing what could still be out there:D

[CaitlinRawr101]

I wanna be a journalist, one of those awesome ones and not one of those awful, sleazy, lying bastards. XD

[awsomepersianperson1]

I'm going to be a marine biologist and a author

[SashaSalim]

I'm gonna be an Author

[jbmhloversd2]

PCS3gaming it says march whatever 2010

[MrsJustinjbieber]

did anyone see the friends box in shanes room 4:13-5:56 4:43 is the funnest part

[notgoing2usethis159]

am going to be a neurosurgeon :D

[kalephkouevi]

the glasses is are 3d glasses

[PCS3gaming]

Why does the date say march 13 2012 fir the release date???

[LilAlex3001]

You might want to check your shelf for your Friends DVD box set... i think Freddie stole it ;D

[handwovensnow]

In the us army or video game desiner

[AlexAndTheWorld]

I really want to be an actor or a drama teacher but my parents don't support me. It sucks major :(

[love123120]

Im still A little kid.. But I want to be A photographer and Travel the world <3

[sonic29fan109]

A DOCTER

[GameingWithAmber]

when i grow up i wanna be a vetenerian

[emolovefrog13]

I want to be a journalist  photographer

[1881twilight]

I have so many dreams...... I want to be a photographer, designer, hair dresser, makeup artist, singer, actor and so many things! But im probably gonna end up working at mcdonnalds or kfc 

[Breeebubz]

I want to be a phototgraper

[BelieveFilms101]

XD my dream is to be a pro figure skater! XD

[JennieLove16]

Thanks for the advice Shane I love you (:

[MysteriousBoi99]

ay shane behind you on the shelf is that scream the movie cause if it is just saying thats my favorite movie :P

[tshin8045]

i want to be famous like elvis presely.:

[conversefreakadelic]

I am facinated by the Universe and life, so I wanna be an astronomer, :) ♥

[TheBrookieMonster3]

I wanna be famous !!! <3

[wurzel342]

i want to be a social worker

[iamsobrony]

YouTube can get you rich, just look at smosh, they have a ton of money

[jortjuuuuuh]

my dream is to become a famous musician, i don't know wich style yet, because i like a lot of them!

[drago2drago]

I want to be a profecional chef

[nicolakilljoy]

I want to write comic books

[jackieandskye]

I ment Julliard not dullard! Stupid spell check!

[jackieandskye]

You are going to sussed cause your amazing and I want go to dullard then be famous for acting and singing and stuff like that

[peacec00kie]

i wanna be an actress.. :D

or a model

[TrueCynder]

Game developer :D

[charzrox]

Dancer and lawyer

[mrshortyisdabomb]

i wanna b ur assistant and also a police officer

[hayhayisgr8]

singer



[MissXRainbowXCookies]

An author or a police officer

[KenRyan5]

I can't see freddie there :(

[ArghCookiiss]

I actually wanna teach film :)

[nikky12234]

I wanna be a model

[MyFriendsAreNinjas7]

I want to be a tattoo artist or in a band! I told the vice principal at my school that I wanted to be a tattoo artist when I grow up....he gave me a weird look and walked away....

[omgorangebubbles123]

Actually I want to do something like film directing but a little different

[pandaflower12]

I want to be a lawyer

[NickiLovieee13]

I wanna be a film director more than anything!!!!!

[jbsomedaykidrauhl7]

a professtional dancer (:

[lexiwhatzup]

i want to be a cheif

[lexiwhatzup]

i want to be a cheif

[xXWindsniperXx]

I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.

[ReesesPuff0918]

i wannah be your bitch when i grow up.

lol..hehe(: iloveu

[iTodable]

i want to be a doctor :D

[tashaisnotbright]

i told a drama teacher when i just started high school i wanted to be an actress she laughed in my face told me i was no good and couldnt act so i ditched drama but two years latet now i wish i hadnt ditched it

[Hungergamesaddict33]

I love u Shane ur awseomee

[reefman231]

I want to be a marine biolagest:)

[MrsDustyGal]

I want to be a veterinarian

[jaslovescookiies]

I wanna be a artist. because it lets me put all my other dreams on a painting.

[MasonMask]

where is freddiew lol

[MsMusicFreak92]

When I was little I wanted to be a singer. But now that I'm all grown up. I'm going to school to become a Sign Language Interpreter for the deaf.

[zany46045]

I want 2 b a writer

[AutumnAshes1]

an embalmer

[BellaLeaRose5549]

i wanna be a profssional singer and book writer.

[HayHayPikachu]

I wanna be a professional dancer

[iloverent101]

I wanna be a broadway performer like my idol!

[shadwosword]

Welcome to suicide hotline. Tell me your problems and I'll try not to laugh! XD!! lmbo!

[irishaly]

actress or song writer

[PurplePandas8811]

do u hate ke$ha??? O.o

[hellokittylover117]

actor



[hotdick39]

Singer ! 

[Kizengruten]

i want to be a teoretical astro fisisist



[Afterlife500]

Shane has Friends on DVD.

[LuvBunnie1313]

I wanted to be a princess when I was five, like most little girls but now I want to work for a game company called Blizzard Entertainment and become a GM in the game World of Warcraft and help design the new expansions for it. I love you Shane, keep working at it and you'll go very far!

[santaisrealable]

I want to be dancer on a dance show

[dollieloveheart]

I want to be an animator Sooo bad... :)

[Somethingfirce14]

My dream is to be in the united state marine core.fight for my country and save lives.

[iphone13G]

@Somethingfirce14 If you want to fight for your country you will probably kill people rather than saving them , or you are way too brainwashed.

[ladybug100lol]

dawson message me plz send me a message about ur dad

[bassmaster2510]

Today in my BACE class my douche teacher yelled at me for wanting to be a tattoo artist I'm amazing with art so he can suck it

[YeishaMarie]

I want to be a film diretor too!!

& YouTube has got you far Shane!!!(:

& about meeh... i got like 5,090 subscribers ^.^

[MasterJedi52]

YOUR A FREAK



[LeFinneh]

lool i think i wanna be a photographer or somethin like dat.. :s

[MegaSmurf9]

0:00 to 5:56 nuff said

[ultimate307]

I want to be an atom so i can unzip your pants

[madisonmindless23]

Rofl...i wanna be a singer

[MyLittlePonyMV]

I want to work at the Big Cat Rescue center in Florida.

[coolgussguss]

i want to be an actor

[MsImvuChick]

i want to be... o.o you

[ccwantsacuppycake]

i want to b famous(actress, singer) or a writer

[RagexEllixD]

I want to be a vet or a writer(:

[MsSexyemogirl666]

I want to be a youtuber. Yay! Naw, serious, I want to be a director too. I don't know, I just think I would be good at it.

[sedesxp]

I want to become a photographer.

[rchickenproductions]

I want to be a porn star

[shinelikeaflower]

I get distracted by smear of chocolate at the side of Ned's mouth.

[ZoEyTv155]

I Want To Be A Singer

[Benjii94xo]

I want to be a West End/Broadway musical star :3 <3

[sophie8610]

i wanna be a translator italian-english in u.s.a. ...i hope..:)i'm studing for this...

[ayuriification]

btw i wanna b a psychologist 

[ayuriification]

*cringes at body waxing bit*

[Squiddykinsxx]

I would like to be an Editor for a publishing firm or to own and run an independent Cafe like my Dad did. ^^

[trisha1651]

what i want to be when i grow up is i want to be either a vet or a ghost hunter.

[bloodyrose385]

were did shane get the vat hat

[nathybe123]

I wanna be a billionaire :D

[PrincessDaisy45]

@nathybe123 So freakin bad!!!

[nathybe123]

@PrincessDaisy45 and buy all of the things I never had... lol

[4000ballsack]

i love it how they have the same phone.

[bogglemister]

when i grow up i want to be catterpilla :P

[lilpixie009]

nyan cat jk i want to draw cartoon

[SemperFi9592]

I know this is a bit late but I actually want to be a Medical examiner. I want to help law enforcement find criminals and bring justice. Haha

[xXxloverofGleexXx]

I want to be an actress/singer and i want Shane to make a tv show and me star in it so I could meet him :)

[AlwaysYourVampire]

Phsychiatrist, Cook, Singer :)

[Roisberries]

I don't know.. yet :/

[xavierbikerboy]

I wish I was famouse so I can help my family but help my mom more because she has done so much for me and I would like to help here

[musicjunky713]

I wanna be a tattoo artist :D you dont have to go to collage :D !!!!!!!!

[dangolover321]

when i grow up..i wanna be just like you...living alone and making youtube videos. lols and jk! im becomming a doctor specializing in transgender kids

[MaddiMewMew]

I want to be a violist. and yes, I meant VIOLA-ist. thumbs up if u don't know what the heck a viola even is.

[0717cutie]

CANT FIND FREDDIEW

[mscoraline1998]

I really want to be a bassist when I grow up...

[mawaz1234]

i want to be a robot engenier <3 am half way there X3 i study robotic in my school !! X3

[JulesRules1019]

shanee!! i want to be a director too! ! i lovee your work on youtube, and i totally think youd make an awesome hollywood director one day(:

[tristagum1]

Lmao nice Shane. you prob dont remember me lol but once again your ver inspiring :)

[bleachlover108]

:)

[devonbabe1000]

I want to be a proffesional singer but my friends say I should be a choir teacher and i don't like teaching

[puccalovesjoeboe1]

i hate kesha

[sami022100]

An artist.

[MsSexykitten13]

I know it seems ridiculous but I want to be a singer...my friends and family say i have a beautiful voice but i already know that it might not work out...Lavv ya Shane :P

[ilovemusic226622]

I wanna be either an actress/Singer or go into criminology

[beforetheend8765]

His eyes are so pretty :3

[MrRpdcheese1]

I wanna become a filmmaker too! Check out my videos :) it'll help my dream come true a little more!

[poptur9754]

luv this !!!

[tIII3monkey]

Shane  has a wikipedia page guys

[technonerd16]

First Shane Dawson video I ever watched :3

[MsSings1]

I wanna be famous (exp. Actress, singer)

[125naynay]

@MsSings1 ME 2!

[Sweenytoddruleslily]

I want to be a forensic pathologist! Yay, dead people

[flamo324]

I wanna be a game maker or game tester. Test free games for free until they are spot on. :P

[slimchancestolove]

Piercer (:

[RainbowUnicorn500]

I wanna be a vet or a piercing and tattoo artist -3

[TheDevin131]

Well, I wanted to be in the Military when I was little and now I am almost done with Basic training for the Army.

[al3x299]

comedy actor

[littlebroadwaybaby11]

I want to be a lawyer or, what I REALLY wanna be, a film actress

[Jillvikings]

I want to be a film director too :D

[laurelelma]

i want to an actress or a singer. but if that doesnt work out i could be a Zoologist. ;)

[CarliSixx]

I wanna be a tattoo artist

[hellokity551]

i want to be a guitarist

[TheWaterwar5565]

who else kept replaying 4:44 over and over and started masturbating

[iiluvmusic98]

Shane when I grow up I wanna b just like u ur a great role model n if I wasn't 13 id marry u -3

[cheeseandbacon22]

I want to be an actress

[cheeseandbacon22]

Words of wisdom from Shane dawson

[raacchiie12]

shane your eyes are too die for <3 love your videos

[DarkRiegon]

0:46 who was "REALD" on neds glasses XD

[Magicoflive]

freddiew was Here

I wanna be a singer but I know that'll never happen cuz my video camera sucks so when I sing into it for my videos it makes my voice sound all effed up so I'll never get anywhere with that...