What Happens When You Microwave 30 Ping Pong Balls?

[friedchikenuser]

it did that because you left the balls in the plastic container

[toostonedtofunction]

i cant help but wonder how many microwaves you go through

[BLHProductions]

@toostonedtofunction: Just look at our seasons. Every season is a different microwave.

[multimaster101]

What happens if you put a sh-- load of matches (say, 30,000) in a microwave? That would be funny as hell.

[BLHProductions]

@multimaster101: Matches don't do a lot in the microwave, but you can watch our Match Bomb episode.

[sebasg37]

Mom: "son what profession will you choose when you grow the fuck up?"

Son: "ME WANNA MICROWAVE THINGS"

Mom: "seriously, that's the stupied thing I've EVAR heard"

[BLHProductions]

@sebasg37: Actually, this is more fun that we get paid for, not a profession.

[xgeorgieamyx]

wooh bullet for my valentine shirt and u kind of look like matt tuck XD

[cay311]

when in kakadu, always abide by the rules and the regulations of the kakadocians and the kakadu nation!

[derburnley]

i dont think its ok to be gay...its wrong and nasty

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: That would make you straight and not want to be with your on sex sexually, but that doesn't make people who are gay wrong in anyway.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions no its not ok the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve. ant thats y god mad a guy have a penius and a girl have a vag.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Really? THAT'S the book that you are using to say that homosexuality is wrong? Men fuck girls? Wow...

You know, Jesus said to love everyone. It's not up to you or anyone else to judge other people. If God wants to judge homosexuals, HE WILL, it's not up to you.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions yes that is the book im using and he will judge them by sending them to hell and if you read it right thats not what he means, and the bible talks about how bad homosexuality is, about everyone who is not gay would agree with me.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: I think you are confused. When I say that book, I am referring to Genesis, not the typical ones like Leviticus or Deuteronomy, but their are other sayings about sexuality that we do not follow today. You only pick homosexuality because of your own dislike and because it is somewhat acceptable to be against it. Though if I read the Bible right, I always come to Jesus saying don't hate. If I read the bible in a certain way, I could justify the KKK, but I, like you, would be wrong.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions god dose not hate, and the people who dont follow what he says i guss r going to hell because god made it so a man and a woman can be togather. not a man and a man.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Though men have penises and assholes, sooooo.....

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions yeah but penises dont go into assholes

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: They can, just like eating da poo poo.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions no they cant thats y a baby is not born like that it has to b made through a man and a woman. Because if you shoved it up another guys but all u will get is shit on your penius.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Using a condomn would mean that you can't have sex because a baby isn't born then? A baby not being born from sex doesn't mean sex didn't happen.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions yes, but sperm dose not go into the buthole and its not suppose to. what im trying to say is even if you dont want a baby, thats still not the way your supposed to have sex. its not a penius through a butthole its a penius through the vag. plus if u tried to do another guy in the butt all you will get done is having crap all over yourself. this is also proof because 2 girlls cant have sex togather.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: First of all, a baby being a possible outcome doesn't matter, their isn't simply one form of sex. Also it's kinda funny that you are so against anal sex when you can do it to a girl.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions @BLHProductions no, but sperm dose not go into the buthole and its not suppose to. what im trying to say is even if you dont want a baby, thats still not the way your supposed to have sex. its not a penius through a butthole its a penius through the vag. plus if u tried to do another guy in the butt all you will get done is having crap all over yourself. this is also proof because 2 girlls cant have sex togather. This is also y most of the world knows gayness is wrong.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Sperm isn't suppose to go into a condom, so is it wrong to use a condom?

As with everything, your personal morals do not matter. Just because you do not like homosexuality or bisexuality doesn't matter, just like people thinking that Christians are wrong don't matter.

BTW the Bible says not to judge others least you be judged.

Places like Uganda? They are trying to make homosexuality a crime punishable by death.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions i know sperm dose not go through a condom, and homosexuality should give you death. The proof is right in front of you. saying being gay is ok is like saying if u jump off a 60000 foot cliff u wont die.There is a reason y god desined a penius and a vag. if gayness was ok then everyone would have a dick,And its not my personel morals its gods.It even says in the bible that gayness iscompletley wrong. if you dont follow that then u burn in hell.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Actually no, it's not. Being gay won't kill you any faster than being straight.

Oh and you overshot Mt. Everest by a little more then 30K feet so good luck finding a cliff like that.

Oh, I get it. Being gay is OK if you are a man. Other wise you have to use a dildo. Got it.

Actually is say though shalt not lay with a man as you do with a woman, at the time, "lay with a woman" would be after marriage. The bible still says don't judge others and to kill non virgin wives.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions yes it will kill you faster than being straight, and no its not okay for anyone And even though the bible says dont judge others the bible goes against gay marriage so its ok to judge gays.Well god gave gays a chance they dint take it hope they have fun with the devil. oh and you too!

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley:

1. No it won't. You have to bank on someone who is gay getting an STD, which you can do if you are straight. This is why condoms are so useful.

2. Besides other things that the bible says that we don't do, it isn't up to you to judge people, it is up to God.

3. May I ask what I have done to go to hell? Is it not wanting to judge people? Is it because I am for civil freedoms? Would you damn a murder or any other sinner without praying for them?

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions i do pray that gay people dont be gay anymore,and god dose judge people who are gay. if everyone was gay, the population of earth will eventulay be 0 because god desined a man and a woman to make a baby, that is proof right there that that rule is there to say. kinda like you shall not steal or lie.

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: Don't be gay sparky, don't be gay.

No, people would simply donate sperm and egg cells. And again, if God wants to judge then it is up to God, not you.

Or, you know, stone your kids if they are disrespectful to you.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions even if peole donate sperm and egg cells, it wont be there kid, and if gayness was ok god would make it so a man and a man could have sex or a woman and woman. there is a reson why god made us the way he did. and im not gay, i dont support gays

[BLHProductions]

@derburnley: So kids who are adopted can't have their adoptive parents be real parents to them.

Two men or two woman can have sex.

[derburnley]

@BLHProductions ok tell me how 2 men and 2 woman can have sex

[xguywhopwnsx]

@BLHProductions i agree with derburnley gayness is wrong dude...

[BLHProductions]

@xguywhopwnsx: Again, your opinion. You don't have to like it, but it's wrong to hate and to judge people because of it if they do nothing wrong to you. If gay people are to be judged, then it is up to God, not you or derburnley and his 2XL Everest Cliff.

[xguywhopwnsx]

@BLHProductions it is up to god and that was probably a joke. Dude its right in front of u in the bible. just read it and you will c.

[ClactonRadio]

I would do fireworks if I could.

[GameBuster43]

The lava lamp should be interesting to microwave

[BLHProductions]

@GameBuster43: Yeah, the lighting was killed in this video though so you can't see much until the experiment is done.

[daewooparts]

real shit in the microwave is real nasty! did it to the deadbeat tenents microwave at my brothers house, pooped on her plate then coked the"buritto" it swells up 5 times bigger and smells a thousand times worse :P he left it inside too

[BLHProductions]

@daewooparts: One guy one microwave.

[daewooparts]

microwave a jar of fireflies :P

[BLHProductions]

@daewooparts: If I did it would get flagged for animal abuse.

[daewooparts]

@BLHProductions there is pleanty of videos of bugs getting splattered or zapped on youtube ! my friends microwaved roaches , and flies/mosquitos never got pulled and got way more hits then jpizzle,dovetastic

[KILLLER526]

good video ... i love seeing people microwave stuff

[BLHProductions]

@KILLLER526 \: Thanks.

[GradParty09]

Tinkerbell??

[BLHProductions]

@GradParty09: Inside joke.