Derek Sheen - Gay Marriage and UFC

[IsolationInstigation]

Well..... I guess it was only a matter of time until someone made a comedy routine about MMA.

[bkiknorite]

hahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaha­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xnonsuchx]

Looks the UFC fans w/ homosexual tendencies have an issue with this.

[xKillahZoMbiex]

UFC FANZ R HOMOZ IN THE CLOSET

[oracleofdelphire]

What straight man decides to take up MMA and roll around with a bunch of naked guys?

[ih8ngrsndjws]

btw guys he's just being a comedian he isnt implying ufc is gay, it's just satire. taking an amusing observation and stretching it to a level we can laugh at. calm down

go d!

[ih8ngrsndjws]

great stuff keep the comedy coming derek

[stang8198]

so true. UFC is softcore gay porn.

[BLaZERaMPaGE]

lol this fatass is just mad cuz he got his ass beat in school is whole life and cant fight.

[brothergillis]

COIN PURSES HAHAHA !!

[Y2Krashman]

Funny diatribe. Shit is all too true.

I love UFC. Freakin' love the skill.

BUT damn I find that fuckin' testosterone, and like, lesbian oil-wrestling but with dudes shit so distracting. I feel like I should be paying for this shit by stuffin twenties down the dudes' fuckin shorts.

Wow. If only UFC regs made the fighters wear tanktops, I could kid myself into liking it ONLY for the adrenaline and the skills. Guess now there's too reasons!

Grrrr- Fucken boner- Go away!

[StuntKing909]

You all get so mad at the man because you know he has a point.

[robotmonster]

I don't know if any of you folks ranting about how this guy "sucks" bothered to check, but Derek Sheen is a very successful comedian and this video is of him performing at one of the biggest arts festivals in the US. But I'm sure most of you are just as successful at achieving your dreams, right? Otherwise, why would you be spending weeks of your life ranting on the internet ABOUT A JOKE?

[jnighthawk6]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

not laughing at the jokes, but rather at the fatty onstage making fun of some of the most athletic men in the world. probably grew up as that kid that sat in the corner of the cafeteria plotting his revenge against the jocks. cant see how they'll ever recover from an attack like this.

[Joelberg11]

Fat, Ugly and Unfunny

I do feel sorry for this guy

[TKO88]

Judging by fangtang's replies you can tell just how truly unfunny this 'comedian' is. If Joe Rogan was defending himself, I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE it would be priceless. Now Derek Peen on the other hand has his mind too clouded with homoerotic thoughts and can only type with one hand because his other is placed firmly on his cock while he watches GSP highlights on youtube (This is where he gets his 'g-string and astroglide' fantasies that reveal themselves during his 'sets.')

[KevinWood44]

You are one of the worst comedians I have ever seen! 

Your jokes blow!!

[bobilla]

another problem with mixed martial gays which is overlooked (thanks in part by the propaganda of the mobster scum like dana white who pocket from this sport) is that by training in it it gives you the impression that you are invincible that you can do with people what you like and that no one can fuck with you. when in fact even a 9 yr old boy with a gun can turn your lights out, and physicall assault on someone will lend you in jail. these are the realities of this sport, its not realstic

[unlockthepower]

Sick pervert

[Zer0nite]

I think his "gay friends" are only friends with him out of sympathy for his ridiculous lisp and unfunny comedy.

Great material making gay jokes about MMA, forgetting of course 100 other clueless douchebags have already made those jokes.

[Runesocesius]

Defending Pro-Wrestling and calling MMA gay = IRONY.

[MixedTracialArtist]

dumb faggot. what a faggot is that comedian. fuck u . faggot

[whoopsie321]

fax mail

[gimik808]

Unfunny bitch.

[mattkwings]

To everybody eles on here, If you dont agree thats find ill respect it but when some ignorant moran who dosn't know anything who sits in front of the tv all day knowing nothing in life calls me out then I have a problem with it. Everybody eles take care.

[kingpinofcrime]

look at you ranting like a woman o its so barbaric grow some balls moron

[mattkwings]

Rampage Jackson is a perfect exsample of the kind of idiots that arein that sport. REAL Martial art fighters who are true to themselfs and to the sport dont ever get into that crap, they do it to better their mind and body in life. So go sit in front of tv little boy and keep watching your TESTOSTERONE sport and have a nice day crutchley29.

[13Azzinoth37]

lol @ you, angry little man

[TKO88]

Can you provide examples with how Rampage isn't a real MMArtist? I can point you to some highlights that say otherwise. If you're refering to his incident last summer, then I have some rebutals: Is tyson not a real boxer because he went to jail? (One of the greatest boxers to ever live.) Is Michael Vick not one of the most gifted football players to put on cleats? Should I go on?

[mattkwings]

You mean This coming from a guy thats been boxing since he was 10 and kicking punk asses like you who name them selfs GURU (guru of what? hinding in your moms basement watching tv all day playing video games). Yes little man UFC is gay. 75 percent of all this guys that come into the facility and try out for it admit there only doing it cause they wanna beat people up probable cause as kids Like you who dosn't even fight ust watch tv, got beat up and wanna take revange out on everyone eles.

[MixedTracialArtist]

no ur just a faggot .. sorry man

[roninpainbringer]

id fuck fat fuck here missionary style with his chubby legs in the air then move over and pork both his ears. WHAT.UP.

[roninpainbringer]

i would fuck this fat fuck in the ass so hard with my 4 inch penis that his IQ would drop by 2 points.WHAT. UP.

[ByronSadik]

Yeah, we get it, it looks gay. Very original.

I bet the second someone heel hooks him, he will find that any homosexual feelings anyone might remotely have go out of the window the second you start to feel your ACL go pop.

I'm a former comedian and I used to do a bit about the UFC that was way more original and funnier than this. I'm also a BJJ blue belt and soon-to-be amateur MMA fighter.

[chuey1988]

I fully agree that this guy is just a fat fuck who's not funny. He looks like some lazy idiot who has never worked a day in his life. This guy doesn't know shit about sports and he knows nothing about mma or the ufc. He's too stupid and just goes up there taking the mic and talking bullshit. It's funny to a very small population and stupid to everyone else.

[truton118]

fat hack with no future

[Skeezyhouse]

shit, if i was masturbating to fedor and stumbled across this in the 'related videos' i'd get all pissy too

[RoskillReaper]

Derek sheen looks like a fat fuck.

[frangtang]

You kiss your Mom with that mouth, Tiger?

Oh, wait. You play a Schecter through a solid state Marshall, so you probably do...and often.

[nofixettex66]

Huge MMA fan, and I don't agree with this guy, but the entire bit was funny. That doesn't mean I agree with his views, but yeah, it was funny.

[nineinchtaint]

You do realize that this entire 5 minutes was dedicated to your fixation on homosexuality and the way you project it onto everything you watch?

Enjoy being an obscure comedic hack, by the way.

[frangtang]

Wow! Did I just get psychoanalyzed by someone who has the username Nine Inch Taint? I can't even begin to fathom the stupidity.

[nineinchtaint]

Nice. Open up with an ad hominem argument and completely ignore the simple fact that I layed out for you. You're only furthering my point, bud.

[frangtang]

First, can everyone stop using the term "ad hominem" in EVERY FUCKING RESPONSE? I get it, you all share a thesaurus. Second, I really can't extend much energy to someone who spells it "layed". "Wow! I totally got layed last night, and she made the cutest sound...blowing that rape whistle!" Enjoy your bachelors degree in...something that doesn't require proffreeding (that's for my homeboys @p.s. 17).

[nineinchtaint]

People point out that you use ad hominen arguments because you do exactly that. It's very obvious from your comedy and your responses that you do not possess a sharp wit, which is why you resort to these kinds of responses.

Oh, and way to upgrade from ad hominen to grammar policing. Do you want more rope?

[HotRats]

Oh Dear GOD! Did that talentless fuck, Joe Rogan, go create another YouTube account again?

[decypher3]

He says that the only people who oppose gay marriage are "right wing, religious nutbags".

Gee scooter, does that include Barack Obama? Or how about the 70% of the population that actually opposes it? Are they mostly right wing religious nut bags?

Fucking moron.

[frangtang]

Hey Scooter! 65% of the people I talked to thought that 42% of people who use random percentages to try making their point are almost always 79% inccorrect with a margin of 1.6% reporting accuracy. 51% of those people don't what 37%+42% even is? At least 9% of THOSE people, having never even met you, think you are a complete ball sack, you homophobic fucknut.

[decypher3]

Yeah, that's what I thought, no response to what I said except bullshit and ad hominem attacks.

LOL you gotta love a comedian with so much free time he can respond to his own youtube comments. What a fucking dolt!

70% of the population oppose gay marriage. Are they all religious right wingers? How about Obama? Is he one? Garrison Keillor? Bill Clinton?

Dipshit.

[frangtang]

LOL you gotta love a guy with so much free time he can respond to another guy responding to a guy who commented on his youtube comments. What a fucking dolt!

At one time over 70% of the population were against granting civil rights to Africans.l. At one time 3/4 of the population didn't want women to vote. How about mixed marriage? A large percentage of the population were violently opposed to it and still are

[decypher3]

Hey I'm just a regular working stiff. You're supposed to be the famous comedian.

And what the fuck does what I said have to do with civil rights or women voting? I'm just countering your claim that those opposed to gay marriage are "religious right wingers". Only one proble, chachi - 70% of the population can't be religious right wingers. Obama is not a religious right winger. Neither is Bill Clinton.

Try again, fuckwit. And this time, with substance.

[frangtang]

Way to assume I don't work a regular labor job, asshat.

First: your constant claim of 70% is incorrect. Where are you cribbing your numbers from? CBS polls find 57% of Americans in favor of gay marriage. Up from December when only 49% polled were in favor. A Brown Poll found that in Rhode Island 60% of the state favored it. USA Today Gallup poll suggests only 49%. That's nowhere near 70% opposed. And, no Obama is not a right winger but IS very religious. Close enough.

[decypher3]

After watching a few minutes of your comedy, i certainly hope you work a regular job!

Rasmussen and Zogby have had polls showing 68% opposition to gay marriage as recent as 2007 and 2008 respectively. But even your example is incorrect, the 57% support was fort civil unions, not gay marriage, Try again dipshit.

The majority of folks in thiscountry are against gay marriage. Are they "religious right wingers"? Is Bill Clinton a religious right winger? What about Obama?

[decypher3]

Oh, and why are you cherry picking Rhode Island? I could do the same with Texas or North Carolina. Hell, actually I don't even need to do that - last year Californians shot down gay marriage 53% to 47%. This is a state Obama won almost 2 to 1. Were those a bunch of "religious right wingers" that voted for Obama but no on gay marriage?

[totesmagotes69]

Fat and unfunny is no way to go through life. Poor guy this Derek Sheen.

[farkourf]

This guy isn't anything special, nor will he ever be. It was just a poor routine overall.

PLUS there is a huge number of MMA fans who are complete dickheads wearing TAPOUT gear who think their bad asses after a few jiu-jitsu lessons, as evidenced by some of the comments here, But there are also educated fans too like with any other sport.

Calling it "gay" is unfair and clearly an uneducated and narrow minded opinion. And he will not go far as a comedian with such a mindset.

[sinaloco925]

A Fat fuck with a gay lisp lol seriously has no business doing stand up

gay furniture and ufc??? WTF? this guy is sad. I hope you die tubby!!

[frangtang]

I hope you die too....someday. no one wants to live forever. I couldn't imagine never dying. What a horrible eternity. Especially when you're as filled with hate and lonely as you appear to be.

[TKO88]

This frangtang guy is typing as if he were Derek Peen. . .

[smartypantsradford]

Wait, his name is Derek SH-

OOOOHHHHH I GET IT I SEE WHAT YOU DID

[ByronC900]

What a fucking pathetic loser.

I did not laugh at all.

[roninpainbringer]

id fuck this fat fuck up the ass then rnc his fat fuck ass out... then ... then armbar his fat fuck unconscious ass... then.. then... cum on his fat fuck face

[frangtang]

Wait. You'd fuck me up the ass, then cum on my face? And you're offended about my 'UFC is kinda gay' bit? ...I'm not even going to define "Irony" here.

[Miracululz]

Who`s Derek Sheen?  Is he supposed to be funny? I don`t get it.

[51osickwidit]

LOL this failed comedians gonna have to quit!! now thats FUNNY

[layzie187x]

lol this fat fuck talkin shit about mma? he looks out of breath and never worked out a day in his life. funny how people who think mma is gay, i.e. ignorant fucks who don't know anything about grappling wouldn't say it to someones face who trains in mma, wrestling, bjj whatever

[bgmstr]

this fat fuck is lying about having friends...he's probably the one beating off to UFC fights alone in his mom's basement while thinking up shitty jokes to tell his faggot audience

[KgK0]

there would be no grappling if this i fought this fat bitch  no taking backs nothing.. i would knock his bitch ass out

[bobilla]

that will just lend you in jail fucking loser. if you think we live in cave man days then wake the fuck up instead of mixed martial gays maybe you should study how a knife or a gun can end your life in seconds

[qeeky]

Sound like that fat fuck is out of breath LOL

[MontrealMMA]

The whole "MMA is gay" is years old and getting stale. I think it's the guys who consider two guys grappling gay the ones who might be homophobic.

[frangtang]

Nope.

[bobilla]

not really. this entertainment value neo-gladiator spectacle is having very negative effects in society. making youth more angry , violent and willing to fight in cages with the illusion that its "safe",in fact half the people in it have brain damage. instead of physical violence martial arts actually teaches inner peace, combat is avoided but prepared for. the higher the level of a martial artist the less does he have to actually use physical force for any reason. youth should follow that path

[kingpinofcrime]

so basically a fighting sport is gay wow thats the biggest load of bullshit i have ever heard

[bobilla]

thats right and youre gay for watching it. now take your entertainment neo-gladiator bullshit and shove it up your ass, before a real martial artist finds you and drops you on your butt

[kingpinofcrime]

So basically fighting sports is gay ? lol your gladiator bullshit what kind of feminine pussy are you real martial artists ? lol guys like jeti li and jackie chan right ? moron

[bobilla]

theres homoerotic elements in it yes. im sure if psychologists studied this sport (the lip kissing, semin naked oiling and rolling around of grown men, the ass touching adter fights and the anger element) then they would come up with some interesting conclusions. the thing is this sport has nothing to do with martial arts and im not sure its actually a sport, its more like entertainment for drunken asshole gamblers in casions and closed gays.

[Joelberg11]

"this sport has nothing to do with martial arts"

Thats the point where your arugment went from ignorant to plain stupid

[madamecurry]

It's hard being a tough guy with your ears pressed behind your head.

[topdawg1]

WOW....what an: Ignorant, unfunny, out of breath, complete fat fuck of a comedian! ....I bet the only exercise he gets (and the fat fucks that like him) is walking to his car to drive himself to the nearest Krispy Kreme...

[frangtang]

Wow: what an: ignorant use of colons in a sente:nce...

[bobilla]

hes actually funny. not like joe rogane. his squeeky voice has a higher pitch then a flock of angry seagulls. when i listen to joe "rogane" rogan i want to strangle the nearest homeless. i bet joe rogane rubs that beard all over dana whites pasty ass, in between ufc commercials

[madamecurry]

I'm straight, but I've masterbated to MMA any way, it's way more erotic than most porn and has more blood, shaved heads and missing teeth, which is totally hot.

[bobilla]

im getting tired of this MMA angry dudes rubbing each otehr while naked. i wouldnt doubt the fact that alot of gays masturbate to it. for gays it must be the ultimate turn on championships. this sport is extra gay and not really a martial art at all, its just a martially orientated gay sport

[maxbigwood]

good troll jk your bad

[bobilla]

its no troll job its the truth. brasilian jiu jitsu = man-love

[frangtang]

Wow! You guys know that you're only feeding my fevered ego with all of this, right? This is fucking awesome!! It's more attention than I ever got as a child. It encourages me to aim higher and achieve greatness.

[Southpaw447]

Fat Fuck with a Lisp who doesn't know jack shit.

Sherdog Forums will find you

[bobilla]

no hes right i allways ha dthe feeling that the sport of mma is alot of angry closed gays. the comedian did a great job. and FUCK THE SHERDOG FORUM youre just a bunch of whinny bitches who wish you could be angry gays fighting in a cage with a g-string and vaseline

[smartypantsradford]

Wow, the Internet Tough Guys are out in force.

[Runesocesius]

Funny how he bashes MMA but defends Pro-Wrestling. Now thats faggotry.

[maxbigwood]

gay people should be shot, or all die horrible AIDS related deaths. Gays are worse than pedophiles, at least pedophiles dont have their gender preferences fucked up

[frangtang]

So, wait. Then you approve of pedophiles? Nice one, dude.

At least you spelled pedophile correctly.

[maxbigwood]

Well, pedophilia makes more sense than homosexuality. And yet homosexuals are celebrated in society and pedophiles are looked down at as criminals. What's up with that?

[frangtang]

So, you don't know see the difference between the rape of a child and a consensual act between two adults? Bet that makes you REALLY popular with the ...(ladies??). Do people let you watch their kids??

[maxbigwood]

I don't mean the rape of children, I just meant being attracted to children in general

[frangtang]

You're reading back what you're typing, right? You sure sound like you like kids in all of the wrong ways. Wonder how those MMA guys feel about pedophiles? Guys, take a time out from talking about how you're not gay and give this guy a listen. He sounds legit.

[maxbigwood]

Gay = you got your fucking sexes wrong. You think you are a woman.

Pedophile = you just have your ages wrong

Gay = worse than pedophile

[madamecurry]

I would make a comment to this like, Yeah, you would know, but you sound too gay to be a pedophile.

[Fixer450]

This is why gay people need to deported to iran and killed

[avatarion]

fat unfunny slob

[Pain81]

This video is great, UFC fans are mostly closet homosexuals who get off on watching two sweaty guys rolling around.

You will get a lot of shit for this but it's right on point.

[fobunit99]

what a fat cocksucker. how is he a comedian this fat douche.

[tsuwamono7]

what a fag...

[TheRealAndorman]

Unfunny, unoriginal. All there is to say.

[cberquist]

Why are so many people commenting on this in the last hour or so? Where did you guys see this?

[fug33]

sherdog forums - the largest mma forum.

[roger69er]

this fat homo unfunny fuck should exercise instead of ripping on mma athletes

[enecey]

Was enjoying your stuff until you did a poor attempt at UFC jokes. You should have done more research into the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Astro glide and g-strings? When has a fighter ever wore that?

Ignorance is what I call it.

Making things up like that make you a poor comic indeed, if you carry on doing that you will only end up doing shows for chump change at a small joint, forever.

[frangtang]

Um...you understand that comedy IS making things up or satirically blowing things out of proportion, right? Otherwise I would be delivering an accurate, unfunny speech on things. That would make me a politician.

[enecey]

I understand your point that; to achieve comedic value in everyday situations (or in this case The UFC), comedians have to skew the lines of realism. But I believe he did not do it well on the subject of MMA.

His one seems a little too far-fetched to seem plausible. It strays too much from realism into his own ignorant perspective.

He refers homosexuals as "the gays"? With that type of attitude I highly doubt his "friends" would enclose to him their sexual habits or even be friends with him.

[TKO88]

Fat and unfunny is no way to go through life.

[frangtang]

That's why I chose only one of those! You pick which one...

[TKO88]

This guy seems to know to masterbation routine all too well to act like he's not just another gay guy. My "friends do it. . ." Sure thing MFer. Can you imagine the look on this guys face when the actual MMA fighter confronted him?! He acts like he stood up to him but you know he was shitting his pants and offering a BJ as an apology.

[Teslina4Studios]

this guys sucks. fat piece of shit...

[tryingtomakeit]

piece of sh!t fat man, there are people in MMA lucky enough to be trained by their parents when they are young. This guy is a tool and not funny at all. You tried comedy and failed fat ass, just quit now.

[madamecurry]

"trained by Parents" = abused as child, really , I get it, I can read between the lines.

[IloveallyouHoes]

Gays have way better furniture than the straights do.. He thinks so, because he is gay. He probably jacks off to the UFC too, thats where he comes up with this shit.

Faggots should not be allowed to watch MMA. Go watch wrestling you homos

[aonub]

what a hack and unoriginal douche

[Crutchley29]

And it's the fucking losers sitting behind their keyboard who don't train, who have never lifted a weight in their life, who find that watching an overweight balding comedian rip on guys who have done more in 5 years than he will EVER do in an entire lifetime appealing.

Hate more, children, jealously is a hard pill to swallow ay.

[StuntKing909]

hehe. UFC is the gayest shit ever. what fag would watch that. watch wrestling.

[Blendeture]

Hahaha yeah he's right about UFC being the gayest thing EVER

[mattkwingsfan]

Hes not funny but MMA is for immature over testaroid losers that jack off to the movie Roadhouse and who like to intimidate and bully other people in the world. Lol I say put them all in a cage in the fight to the death and after the winner beats everyone up, he then gets shot and killed. The End lol.

[bolivia5390]

yea i hate UFC, there not gay but it is for meathead douchebags who think there tougher than everyone. fuck mma dudes.

[Crutchley29]

Says the guy sitting behind his computer trying to run his mouth, and what is a "testaroid"?, MMA is for people who have dedicated their lives in training, who work day in and day out to perfect every single facet of their body and mind and to test their wits against another man in a regulated environment.

It's the people who dont train MMA that intimidate people, the ones who carry knifes and guns, who have no respect.

Now sit down little boy and learn that of which you speak.

[kungfu2u2]

This guy's got the shittiest delivery I've EVER seen from a so-called "comic."

[drooo]

wow your never gonna make it...dont disrespect MMA..a real sport...specially when your a loser comedian that's never gonna make it

[frangtang]

Hey, did you start a YouTube account just to comment on this? Ever heard of an apostrophe?

[frangtang]

p.s. Shamrock thinks it's funny. So there!

[nofearfighters]

This foo is fucking stupid!!

fucking over weight whale!! XD

[frangtang]

Wow! You're angry. Did this hit a nerve? Let's all hug it out.

[IAMHAVOKFEARME]

Or in his case he would want to mount on you lol.

[romeobadboi]

doesnt know what hes talking about mma,,, shits more funny when its true,,,

[tarkka2006]

that's pretty funny material

[pajbassman]

Derek Sheen, you rock my spleen

[frangtang]

What did bisexuals and transgenders ever do to you?

[jake12381]

Wow...how disrespectful to MMA,its fans, and the GLBT community.