The Website is Down (real voices)

[excrono]

And this is why you never assume users know what they are talking about when doing computer support.

[301SO]

Ha gonna love when I get my degree. Get to play games while being condescending to people whoop.

[poopynonsense]

"U P TELEPHONY?!  I PEE UUURINE!! BAHAHA" - what a douche oh man

[MrUnknownDesign]

who is the creator of this?

[upinflamezzz]

Our website is hosted so nobody is rebooting anything, but I can redirect our customers to youtube.

[Dyien]

this is great guys :)

[operatuch]

My everyday life xD

[670Kiester]

fake and homosexual

[morgandcarroll]

@670Kiester Who cares if it's fake? It's still funny!

[iast8er]

"How am I supposed to get to the internet without AOL?"

"...well, can you carry over my hours?"

[iast8er]

"How many times did you restart?"

"Three man, you always tell me to do three..."

[PaladinDeath]

You can't arrange them by penis. Best line ever.

Being a Web Dev myself I really understand how he feels but he is also being stupid at the same time.

[zanetheshamen]

lmao... running halo on the email server... good idea

[DComm15]

@zanetheshamen Halo's not on the email server lol. He's running Halo on his own box and is connected to the servers via remote connection. Probably ssh.

[zanetheshamen]

Damn, if only your unix skills matched your halo skills... crack me the fuck up... Awesome!!! i'll trade my unix skills for some of those windows skills though. i've never really used the shit.

[Breaddc2]

You can't arrange the icons by penis... instant classic!

[mutantkeyboard]

hilarious :)

[thebigE32]

can you transfer my hours?

[drj4369]

F^*k that shit was funny!!!

[Turbolord]

You can't arrange them by penis.

[jxie93]

Sex with vegetables lol

[jasonmit]

Love fragging n00bs while someone is yelling their own stupidity in my ear. Only difference is I'm playing TF2.

For the life of me I will never understand what it is about the advertizing department that makes people such tools.

[lradeeca]

hahahah U can get the penis back, just force reset with a restart button of main comp. where desktop is. Windows will never save positioning of icons before a shut-down. s'o just pass over a shutdown and reset icons ;)

Big Like 4 everything else :D

[ztharris69]

ah so this is what causes team killing...

[MuCTePCuCaDMuH]

it is just a fucking low pitch.

[DII117]

What is all this space man technology?! My mind can not comprehend!

[afhostie]

Sales guy sounds more douchy irl

[boombaaaaaa]

for everyone who is wondering, no it is not real. it was nicely done but any idiot would know that why would someone be recording all this in the first place before it happened. and again no it was not because of halo.

[nazi8per]

@boombaaaaaa Description of the series, taken from the website "A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell."

[Nathanielflor]

Is this real or not?

[RHDvG]

@Nathanielflor Dude, use your mind!

He rebooted his pc 3 times, but he has 100 programs running. even a website (the vegetable thing :P).

That aint possible according to his problems.

[Falconpunch82]

LOL this is real? wow

[stevz0r]

this is so fucking awesome

[douvil]

shitiest website!

[kellnola]

I STILL send out emails to coworkers telling them: DO NOT REBOOT THE WEBSERVER!!!!!!!!

[DFDEAgle47]

4:05

"Um... no"

lol priceless

[GTStarletRally]

Someone hates their job!

[TheNeuroticBassPlay]

Did you try resetting the router?

[vodkaaaxxx]

Sex with vegetables lol

[Davidcervantes5633]

5:58 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG! aaah...

[Hellhelium11231995]

So the guy is on a mac. With Windows running. And Halo. Or is it just a theme?

[Aemony]

@Hellhelium11231995 Halo was released to Macintosh as well. He is running Mac as the primary operating system with Windows as a guest operating system, probably remote controlled (it actually runs on another computer) or virtualized (the OS is emulated by a software locally on the same computer). The Halo he is playing is the Mac version of the game. Not exactly something hard to do, as I do it myself all the time with Windows 7 and Linux, while playing a game at the same time.

[Hellhelium11231995]

@Aemony Your first sentence answered my question lol. Its probably RDP that he uses to run windows on a mac anyways. or using Parallels. or VMWare

[ArcheysGames]

@Hellhelium11231995 its called virtual machine >_>

[Hellhelium11231995]

@ArcheysGames i suspected that, must have a pretty powerful rig then(Mac Pro)

[BatteryBlaster]

@Hellhelium11231995 called a Hackintosh

[anthonymaslo]

@Hellhelium11231995 he's running remote desktops

[anthonymaslo]

@anthonymaslo and halo came out for mac

[hemek]

"I need to get on the website"

[MMShaggy]

22 people are dumb employees.

[James1toknow]

It makes me laugh how people invent desk tops and Icon arangements,, I know if you got my email if I tag it to inform me you opened it! LOL I didn't get it LOL. I caught you!

Epic,,, I'm working,,,, dude OC3 cost more than 1000. dollars a month,, Maybe a DS3 yeah I can believe that! and a DS1 goes for about 400.00 to 700.00 depending on your LEC or CLEC! This was funny as hell anyway. someome should put that sales guy on a POTs line at 300 Baud! LOL that will fix him!

[operatuch]

@James1toknow How? Where do you live? An OC3 goes for about $1000 a month, a T3 (DS3) goes for a LOT less. DS3 is about 40mbit, OC3 is about 150mbit...

Where are you getting these prices from?

[James1toknow]

@operatuch Yes I know what they cost, and I’ve installed them many, many times. In fact I’ve installed them all. What I said was a comment intended to be funny. LOL Now I hope you can figure out my humor!!!

[operatuch]

@James1toknow I was just shocked I guess! lol

[James1toknow]

@operatuch I still get a kick out of this Video, it is so true. I worked for the largest telecom company in the world and you should see the desk top back grounds on some techs laptops,, LOL how do they get away with it?

[oliverxboxable]

wow this guy is a bad admin...

[oliverxboxable]

why is he playing halo while his fucking website has a hole in! or it's been DDOS'D..

[alionotech]

@oliverxboxable cuz he's just that awesome

[csthehest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[FrostByte112]

Funny as hell, but real IT people won't reboot a web-server just because some guy asks it. Here at our company (rhymes with whisko) a server going down in a data-center unscheduled is a serious offence that will not go unnoticed.

But help-desk must be the worst job in the world if you ask me. Because you probably get the most retarded questions you can imagine. I know people who did this and they all say that question by costumers aren't so much question bit riddles.

[drumbum4628]

ok...now i cant get to the website. lol (idiot)



[nstanton1991]

the computer guys has a sexy voice :D

[justman239]

real IT would have told the guy they "reset the server" or whatever he wanted to hear and kept playing halo

[sasquash12]

Oh shit he deletes the e-mail from his boss's sent folder! Every time I watch this clip I notice something new.

[Stecherin777]

OK, I will not do it... mb boss will not be very happy!...

[Stecherin777]

Ok.... So I am too late...:(

[Stecherin777]

Fuck! I will study spec to create ARRANGE BY PENIS!...

can't understand, what the shithead rated as don't like....

[jahblazin]

@Stecherin777 just google arrange by penis and it'll be the first link

[Stecherin777]

@jahblazin Don't u mean that so is already possible? I still can't. I mean ARRANGE BY PENIS, not google it, i am not banned on google. lol

[jahblazin]

@Stecherin777 if you google it will take you to an install where you will be able to arrange by penis

[EricCris10sen]

lol this mother fuckers smart as hell

[TheAutumnNetwork]

Lmfao this is too damn awesome!!!

[Husky110]

wwwwwwway to looool ^^

[srahrahh]

"whoa! whoa no no! I can't find anything!"

"what do you mean, it's alphabetical!"

[KallistiUK]

BOFH is alive and being a bastard!

[MoohaCory]

I like the second email, "JUST STOP FORWARDING THE CHAIN EMAIL."

[DrMudskipz]

4:00

"Did you get my e-mail about not shutting down the webserver?"

'DO NOT REBOOT THE WEBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

"Uhh, no."

*deletes*

[onetyme01010]

He should've just told the guy that the reason that he couldn't get to the internet was because he had too many programs running and if he wanted it fixed, then you have to close them. Period.

[PachoVelasco]

LMAO ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA this is so fucking funny!

[Stingerbillion]

hahahah this is so hilarious! 

[Sidewinder9877]

looks like the IT guy just went on another P. I. C. N. I. C That is Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

[ANewHuman]

"You can't arrange them by Penis."

[blklightning330]

did he delete the email off the server?

[altegarden]

"I can't arrange the icons by penis".

XD

[tuxbear]

Why didn't he just remote into the sales guys desktop in the first place?

[tixan]

@tuxbear because this guy was busy with halo and one reboot to make that guy happy on the upper floor was an easy way to shut him up and buy some time :D

[Mifodiy35]

Isn't it the BEST job in the world !!!

Awesome video ! Loved it .

[Mifodiy35]

Isn't it the fucking BEST job in the world .

[skiextreme2007]

Hilarious, definately what life is like as a Sysadmin.

[geovein]

@cobolt... everyone in our IT dept. was busting when they saw that and said basically the same thing you did ..LMAO

[geovein]

You have to work in IT to appreciate this fully !!! This is hilarious !!!!!

[cobolt13]

@geovein I do ,And it's so like the job,Stupid people everywhere.

[kionay]

@geovein oh yes, definitly

[TrippingBowser]

Wow so many awesome quotes in this my favorite is: dumb sales guy "I need the icons back the way they were" sysadmin "you can't arrange them by penis"

[OnlyPartizani]

Outrageous!! You can't arrange by penis!?!?!?!

[NeoTifasRevenge]

LOL this is so funny. I'm a sys admin at my work, and we have so many users causing all kinds of trouble like this. :) Of course, rebooting a server during business hours causes all kinds of chaos, just makes you wish that users weren't so reliant on technology being up and running all the time... there's always the guy who calls me at 2:00am when the backups run wondering why it's so slow :)

[va3kpj]

I laughed for about an hour! Sysadmins Unite!

[towel36]

Did you get my email about rebooting the web server? Um, no I didn't....DO NOT REBOOT THE WEBSERVER!

[richardallenharris]

How long has it been like that? -- Um 8 or 9 years

[Wookie1234567]

lol.

"Did you get the e-mail?"

"Er..... No."

[roman14399]

This is exactly what happens when we have dumb users........and IT Admins....lol it was dammm funny anyways

[roofy2k]

it's funnier with the faster voices, which is rare

[Akoraz2010]

You can't arrange by penis.

[jahblazin]

@Akoraz2010 actually you can now arrange by penis lol wwwdot arrangebypenis dotcom/

[loujsnyder2]

This is funny as hell... I love it...

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

"Just reboot it" "You need the system rebooted?" "Yes" "Which one is it?" "It's grey... it's like 3rd down." "They're all grey" "I know, you can see the grey on the bottom" "From the top or the bottom?" "From the top" "You tell me" "It's-" "You tell me" "Jesus... it's grey-" "I can't hear anything" "I know!! Shut up!!" Loool! :L

[RhodeKille]

"Did you take down the web site."

"No!"

"Well, Nancy said you did."

"Oh, I mean, yeah."

"Why the hell would you do that?"

[TheRamenAvenger]

Way better with normal voices!!

[IIDOSIKII]

Lol I cant go back, you cant arrange them by penis hahaha

[frother]

why do people keep upvoting this, it's retarded with these voices

[quadraSpazed]

Oh my GOD!..... My mouse is moving!

[9Tanatos]

3:05 wtf?

[Megabytings]

"Its always fun to reboot a webserver"

[shmick05]

able to get this video in better quality, like 720 or 1080???

[mbiernacki9]

gr8 :)

[AgentCROCODILE]

7:30 - Sex with vegetables

[rotcafarg]

"You can't arrange them by penis"

[Zippy765]

"Hello Derek you fucking idiot" LOL it wasnt his fault!!! well kinda.. but not really

[patio87]

These are so much better with REAL voices.

[snafuu]

You told me the website was down. Fuck.

PROFESSIONALISM!

[sylvur]

ROFL!!! I used to work in a helpdesk and now this video sounds just like a real thing, it's even funnier with their real voices! I LOVE WEBSITE IS DOWN!!!! <3 <3 <3

[Kenz305]

"You can't arrange them by penis"

[Geoxile]

Jesus....so many

[jaredvcxz]

I like how he's playing Halo through this entire thing xD

[KatiexKIRA]

okay random question, how do you do that thing on the mac were the icons pop up like that in the middle of the screen.....? lol

[murd3r0tica]

@KatiexKIRA cmd + tab

[Javiarion]

@KatiexKIRA its Command Tab....or if you're on a macbook you can just slide 4 fingers horizontal across the touch pad.

[LunaticSumo]

"there's no way to go back, you can't arrange them by penis"

[KillerAppleSauze]

how long has it been like that?

ummm....like 8 or 9 years

[Mechmaniac77]

"You can't arrange them by penis" is now a meme.

[fervetboy]

lmao what good would it do making it the background XD. "our website was at the very tip of the penis"

[Denciga]

OMG, I love this guy <3

[TigersmithGU]

hahaha

[zugspitzukanen]

i can't find anything..

dude.. its alphabetical

hahahha

[ludde960]

i like the other voices better :P

[theglideslope]

trolling

[Banewolf77]

"You can't arrange them by penis" LMFAO!!

[gundamW]

Yes you are the best video EVER! "no you can't arrange websites by penis"

[Marcinex22]

HUH?!

[Dracopol]

Our Computer, which art in the air-conditioned back-room,

UNIX be thy name,

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on tape as well as print-out,

Give us this day our daily access, and forgive our user errors, as we forgive errors committed against us,

...

[Dracopol]

...and lead us not into unauthorized hacking, but deliver us spare parts by Federal Express.

For thine is the most powerful system,

With the most bytes,

Forever and ever,

LOG OFF.

[pf008]

is this for real?

[Jzarecta]

you pee telephony??... I pee urine.... epic!!

[donkl33]

Lol @ the webpage "sex with vegetables"

[jnlarse]

You can't arrange by penis.

[devo85x]

Sounds so much funnier with the high voices :)

[mysterchr]

You can't arrange them by penis, there's no option for that!

[nexus1g]

It's like a circle jerk of morons. OMG A+++++++++ whoever wrote this and to the actors. You made my day.

[krypt0n1te83]

LOL, "you can't arrange them by p3n1s"

[ThorgarBlutaxt]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL,

I´m an Admin my self, and for the sh*t this user pulled, I would have him to change his password every 5 minutes for the rest of his life. xD

I also have to agree with flasher555, we are lazy by nature, because that is what drives us to optimize the systems to stability. So we won´t have to deal with them all the time and can spend our time with things that please us more. Like HALO :)

[nh03y]

"you can't arrange them by penis"

[flasher555]

One day of my life.

[ncn8ochaser]

@flasher555 hahaha so is this really a typical day in the life of an IT guy?

[flasher555]

@ncn8ochaser

Yep, pretty much :)

Admins are by nature lazy (if you hear otherwise, that means that you are one of the "suits" aka management guys aka guys that can fire admins, LOL.

But if you got a good relations with them, they'll definitely will help you out in case of real emergencies. So everyone should learn to appreciate admins work, we are underpaid, unappreciated and most of the time simply annoyed by most of the users.

[TheEmoGmo]

@ncn8ochaser sometimes yes, it's pretty much you vs people that don't know shit about computers. :) The worse clients I have are the type that think they know computers and fuck shit up even more.

[jtisback1]

"the gray one"

"they're all gray"

"i mean the bottom gray one"

"bottom, like from the top or the bottom?"

lol such like a day in the life of an I.T. person

[greenscreenn00bster]

LOL

They're completely clueless, and they power down the MX server!

[vigodagod]

you can't arrange them by penis. LOL

[kuelexx]

"How many times did you reboot it?"

"3 times. You always tell me to reboot it 3 times"

[pelvaanali]

@kuelexx you gotta love the part when Chip asks him how many times did he reboot? then Derek said once...."well you need to try a few more times"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[Blooper1980]

Welcome to our world!

[richardvaio]

Ermmm F.A.O Luisperez

Note the spelling of GENIUS mate! ;-)

[luisperez86]

LOL!!! The email part!!!! OMG he is a genious!! jajaja he's my man...

[eternity899]

lol.. ppl need to learn to reset their modem >+>

[gunblade64]

This is pure multi-tasking on a Hercules-level ! :P

[DJStry]

"what is your password?"

"umm just the letter a"

[rax7]

the sales man,"i dont care what you have to do. whatever you do, just this thing back."

and he just post the screenshot. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! i'd like know what happen when the sales man cant click anything on the desktop. LOL!

[jtisback1]

lol in the next episode you can see at the beginngin chip( sales guy) is trying to fix all his icons by like adjusting the real icons with the background it'shilarious

[WanderleiFan1]

Reminds me of the bullshit and the idiots I had to deal with at my last IT job.

[RaveSnoreThrong]

This isn't exact though, as the windows noise is too low and the skype noise pitch is wrong. Whoever reversed the voice changing needs to work on it some.

[Fredman5551]

youre over analyzing this way too much. just enjoy it

[Drakoman07]

yeah, the game announcer sounds like a roids rager.