I was sure this was a joke when I first saw it some time ago... a spoof, a public access TV skit... but no, apparently this guy is for real and all his sermons are like this. The responses I've seen are priceless, but seeing the thing itself. wow. the state of preaching in this country.
I mean, where to begin? but one thing, he apparently wasn't aware that the chapter and verse numbers were not original to the text (and that KJV onlyism is nonsense)
I wenta to dis-a restaurant and wenna I got-a my soup itta came with-a only one piss offa toast. I calla da waitress anna I say, I wanna two piss, please. "Go to the toilet" she say. I say, no, you don'a understand. I wanna piss on da table. "You're not gonna piss on this table you sonnabich" she tell me.
This is Steven L. Anderson of the "Faithful Word Baptist Church". He most recently got attention for stating that he hoped God would strike down Barrack Obama with brain cancer like Ted Kennedy. Quite a charmer, him.
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What. The. Hell.
xykonfan 1 year ago
Yes sir, I will pee standing up!
RockLou 2 years ago
As an independent, fundamental Baptist that reads a King James Bible...this is an embarrassment.
eagnaioct 2 years ago 2
What about he that releaseth flatus in his bathtub or clameth upon the sidewalk?
NYPO217 2 years ago
what an awful mess I've made, thanks to this "preacher," :(
XSC3 2 years ago
I was sure this was a joke when I first saw it some time ago... a spoof, a public access TV skit... but no, apparently this guy is for real and all his sermons are like this. The responses I've seen are priceless, but seeing the thing itself. wow. the state of preaching in this country.
I mean, where to begin? but one thing, he apparently wasn't aware that the chapter and verse numbers were not original to the text (and that KJV onlyism is nonsense)
XSC3 2 years ago
My IQ just went down thirty points watching that.
SueGremlin 2 years ago 3
I wenta to dis-a restaurant and wenna I got-a my soup itta came with-a only one piss offa toast. I calla da waitress anna I say, I wanna two piss, please. "Go to the toilet" she say. I say, no, you don'a understand. I wanna piss on da table. "You're not gonna piss on this table you sonnabich" she tell me.
rozeboosje 2 years ago
I bet he pisseth sitting down.
philateliceun 2 years ago 3
I can picture PCS being this guy in 10 or 20 years. And if this guy has a problem with pissing then he can go piss off.
bigmike4758 2 years ago
This is really funny.
TehBestZors 2 years ago
Am I allowed to favorite this even though it's sooo bad.
longhornman99001 2 years ago
And by the way, am I supposed to downrate this or not? I am not really sure.
longhornman99001 2 years ago
I read the tags.
longhornman99001 2 years ago
Why do highly-strung assholes like this have to take their shit out on everyone else?
He should just admit that he's
a) a homophobic closet homosexual
b) a misogynist, who was mistreated by his mother
c) a guy who just couldn't get a date or was humiliated because of his small penis
d) all of the above
and then he should just get over it.
I wonder what he thinks of paraplegics ?
vivthefree 2 years ago
"The mouth speaketh whereof the brain is full."
Griexxt 2 years ago
I'm really torn as to how to rate this. i know your posting it is out of sarcasm but the guy is such a moron...decisions..decisions...
labarum312 2 years ago
^you're...not your.
I...not i.
See just watching this makes you stupider by osmosis!
labarum312 2 years ago
Why this could solve all of our problems! No more toilets for us!! All the real men need to do it in public on walls!!
labarum312 2 years ago
This is Steven L. Anderson of the "Faithful Word Baptist Church". He most recently got attention for stating that he hoped God would strike down Barrack Obama with brain cancer like Ted Kennedy. Quite a charmer, him.
labarum312 2 years ago