FUNNY RAP BEAT FUNNY

[JediaAssassin]

Ayo/ I got a cabinet fulla medicine/ on vallium to get my sleep pattern on track/ robitussin is getting my mind buzzing/ I cant walk now I have no feeling in my leggs/ im standing in a stance like shaggy from scooby doo,

cant remember what the time is/ I don’t know why im tryin 2 rhyme when im high like dis/ oxycontin 2 get my brain cavity exploding so I can rip shit wid ferocity/ I’m am really a monstrosity/ I spit with enough calibre, high voracity/ i incite you mind leave you with curiosity,

[SickArtz]

Cool

[slimedev]

awful



[nickmoney1234]

can i use this please

[ThePeet93]

I know it u made it with a Toast and a Cucumba

[littledarkestdragon]

I made a rap dissing everyone in my own house including myself with this, May i use it?

[xPshahaf]

did u make this beat with ur toaster or microwave?

[professorpineapple]

@xPshahaf I bet it was a fork maybe a shoe i'm not sure it sounds to good to be a shoe it must have been that fork.

[VixeyDubstep]

it sounds funny because the sounds are so poor. the tune is not funny itself. Sorry bro.

[Blakefonty]

first track, nah been spitting for years, whos whack, the mc shedding their tears, my fears, of freezing near, the stage, crystal clear, im death, what i cant hear, nah in my dispute i guess thats good coz your track was better on mute, whilst mine is like a golden flute, call it a flute, and ill be chuck norris, round house kick from the boot

[Blakefonty]

@Blakefonty fluke*

[7breadnbutter]

I stuck my fist in a fuckin goat down to my wrist, pulled out its shit and rubbed it on my tits, i could feel my wood gettin bigger ight, when its at its fullest it looks like a chigger bite, the ladies love it, they go crazy and chug it like a snapple, it looks like a babies arm holdin an apple,when i fold it in half and let go its fatal, it smacks hoes in the back and causes whiplash its painful, they savor it like a life saver, when my neighbor swings by we use em as light sabers

[DontUpWait]

I'll say trick words all night just to make your blonde head spin and twist off

And the shit that engulfs your mouth will pour out. Showing how full of shit you are. And just when you think I'm done spittin razor blades at you, and you're about to cry. I'll tell you how I wouldn't give a fuck if you and your family died. DIED DIED DIED. It's like my beef isn't with you but sluts like you. So every time you fuck a dude I die a little too. Of laughter. From the STD's spreadin down to your knees.

[DontUpWait]

@DontUpWait I bet every guy in norwood could tell me how many times you queaf

[lonnierupard]

Since there is no copy right im going to use this beat as a thing so i can rap over it but ill still give you credit and a link to your channel ty

[InitialsAreJB]

Enough with all of these "Raps." I recommend notepad not YouTube.

[DMonroe68]

I was straight laxin with my boy Gage/we were at the zoo and let a tiger out the cage/so they threw us out/I pulled the shrooms out/next thing I know I'm in mario world/with my dik inside peach.I'm fuckin mario's girl/My friend's got a vid of me with a dildo in my butt/walkin down the street sayin not a chicken not a duck/ttickle my sack and lick my nuts/skeet skeet like Lil' Jon and say what what/in the butt/bust a nut/where's my truck/lost my range rover/i feel like the 5th guy in the hangover

[EBpressure]

bro can i use this beat? ill give u credit!?

[fbbracksonracks]

how do people like you, and others make beats, please let me knw, great job by the way

[80zbabe90zprodigy]

bennibua, u couldn't make music if u deep throated a tuba, couldn't be a shooter if u keep hold'n a ruger, u aint a rapper at all, a hack like a saw, get slapped in the jaw, for wanting to ryhme or even askin at all, u bitches suck and this tracks killing me, enjoy your activity, until my momas tities deflate, fuck my house i got your city to take, so the matter is fact, you cockless faggots get stabbed in the ass, be careful how u fuck w/ flow, this is the colesium and i'm russel crowe r u ent?

[80zbabe90zprodigy]

button pushing gerber baby, this beat is funny you nerds is crazy, ooh this beat is way cool, made it on fl studio play skool, ya biggest fan fucks girls named john, and has to mis pronounce, words for his shit to sound, half decent, that's weak kid, y dont u twist around, john john ya biggest pal, take it in the ass sittin down, and be like ha ha omg lol, you love to suck dick strock a cock oh well dont tell ...do us a favor pick a clown genre hip-hop is serious

[1996adamlagrave]

I fuckin destroyed the reply buton...from the time i put my last comment till now i have been listening to this

[1996adamlagrave]

Id play this on my ipod fuck yeh bro...put my kicks on pop my headphones on and walk the mall hell yeh nice work man great foot rap

[MrAnonimak]

YEAH THIS KIDS NOT BAD BUT PEOPLE JUMP ON HIS DICK LIKE HE WAS DR DRE OR SOMETHING, HE'S SWEET BUT I'VE HEARD SWEETER, IF YOU THINK HE'S THAT GOOD AND HE'S GOT THAT MUCH POTENTIAL ENCOURAGE HIM TO IMPROVE AND KEEP GETTING BETTER, INSTEAD OF GASSING HIM UP LIKE HE'S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, IF HE LOVES MAKEING MUSIC THAT MUCH HE'LL CONTINUE TO DO SO AND IMPROVE BUT EVERYONE GASSES HIM LIKE HE'S AT HIS PEAK IF THIS IS THE PINACLE HE AIN'T REALLY ALL THAT BUT WITH PRACTICE HE WILL IMPROVE

[ME3ZE3]

haha yep im filling stupid as fuck chick sit down and fuck woooo duck cause i just brought out the hard wood so i could build my fort inside ur port land my plane cause we both no im insane well so u clam this shits all the same bitch sit the fuck down and suck u betta swallow all my shit before i grab your sawing kit and stab u wit ur pins and needles if you think this is the beatles welcome to a day in the life while i stab bitches wit a knife

[twiztidjuggaloo]

can i use this for selling purpases and if any thing to put on a cd

[NickCody1325]

Dats pretty ill dats my sorta beat or close I like to diss or go hard wid funny beats dats how I do it up hahaha

[bennibua]

Whats the matter/I'm the better rapper/I'm going to shredder your letter/ that u write me/cos u like me/im a whitey/ i dont try to be/ like em or 50/not even like swifty/u're just a sissy/ yes try to diss me/ but i cant listen cos im right now busy/ im playing activity with your moms titti/ I'm going to your city /blowing your house up and all that stuff/ i dont give fuck

[STRIMIX]

Can i use this for a rap?

[rocaboii]

may i use this beat for the studio ?

[hellisafraidofmeonly]

yo i mma fat ass eating cash breathing fast but ll stand till last

that why i was first considered in slumdog millionaire's cast

but then i cud nt get there on time cause my plane crashed

but there i was only one to last

cause even when there was shaky from the aircraft

i was wondering if it was worser than the shaky airhostess's ass.

[Selfhi]

yarrak gibi

[equinesk8er]

im gunna make a video... if ur kool with it???.... i would love to rap to this. its a raw beat!!

[BALLINIZZLE]

this is ill man just the shit i was looking for.... shots !

[MrLilteezy20]

walking to a girl with my legs real ashy and he name was ashley she likes candy wanted to get her some skittles we don't talk but she's still my bestie but i make a dime by the hour yeah im real cashy

but theres a girl that likes me her name is penny she has a lot of rolls of jelly she picks her nose and puts it in the button of her belly yes..i know that's very nasty. I know you want to here more of me but peace dogs im outtie.haha

tht was funy ight im out peace thumbs up if u lyk

-Teezy:)

[wback6]

what do you use to make your beats? a certain program?

[ignaciorapking]

shake it to the left shake to the rite shake that booty all night,

my dick and yo ass gone fight, thick ass rubbin on my dick, pull your hair and call you a trick, sucky sucky my dick bitch, then your gonna need councling from hitch,

that will smith, smuther me with your tits, eat that ass like grits, nipple nipple they are huge ans simple, i think one has a dimple, pop that pussy like a pimple, pop pop snap snap, fucked that bitch so hard the bitch crapped, then i said im outy

[LyricalGMusic]

@ignaciorapking HAHAHAHA!! THAT SHITS GOOD!! xD

[goudont]

i have no idea what im doing/

please stop booing/ the cats and the dogs are mewing/

and the cows are mooing/

dont like me then stop the viewing/

better watch out/ cause ill knock you out/

then you blackout/, over, lights are out/

now say it loud/ everyone shout/ this is just the tryout/ the real deal is tommorow/ im just a man.. so do not follow/ blow me cause/ you dont know me

[goudont]

@goudont carry on people.

[Skaterblood1]

Me & my friends were rapping over this beat and man everyone had the craziest idea to make ua all laugh :D

[PotPatatoes]

awsome beat!

[volzrule05]

Hook:

I'm just a loser from vancouver

Ok, i lied im from Jupiter

I like chicken noodle soup and

my songs keep gettin stupider (x2)

[HeavyC31190]

@volzrule05 ROFL!!!

[evzaen123456]

haha mary had a little lamb

[superboogen]

Ha its pretty rad im rapping yo breath stinks yo lol

[Volkano1995]

BILLIG!!

[DarkEternityz]

I like this video! Im over here rapping my ASS off to this.! thankss for makkiingg it lol

[ReviewerXD]

walkin back from school havin plans for today/ this girl came up to me asked if you wanna play/ we went to her crib to see what to do/ she was acting crazy,fuckin coocoo, she said im bored, wanna make a movie/ by that she ment that she wanted to do me, she was ontop of me bout to hit the lick, she took off her pant,SHITS THATS A DICK!

[LyricalGMusic]

@ReviewerXD thats fucking craazy shit right there!! that has made my mother fuckin day. keep it real bro

[HeavyC31190]

Good work man nice beat

[cmurder816]

0:33 walk down the street I was smokin' tokin'

[ThePerko88]

it is a really good beat man good job :)

[HahaOmgLolLol]

I was sittin on porch on day/ TIll a girl walked passed me and she said hey/ i said hey baby, whats your name/ fuck the silent treatment was the game/ i felt like a loser but i had to move on/ i met another girl and her name was john/ on to the next one, im all bad luck/ then i met a chick that was down to fuck/ I was like hell yeah lets go to my room/ but her plans were to make me her groom/ Damn i give up

[HillersFootball66]

@HahaOmgLolLol shit dude not bad lol

[PawnYa2Hell]

@HahaOmgLolLol aha thats pretty funny.

[McVikar]

where can i get a download file for this.....?

[StinkyNuggets]

Remove the kids toy sounds.  The bass beat is good enough by itself.

If you MUST add those sound, use something that doesn't sound like it playschool toy.

aside from those noises, the beat is funny, i just cant listen to it with those notes

[jcueto9919]

this beat is sick!

is it okay if I download it and record on it?

[yazzSINN]

thats what i searched for:)thx

[781454]

YES!!! XD

[Skaterblood1]

its ok..check out my vdos

[meegaboom]

Lol its pro

[IllVilleProductions]

I think it sounds kinda bad dude...

[Basterd2007]

Du haus dich selber inne Pfanne wie inna Wokkrennbahn keine Bange nicht der Postman sonder ich bange Mums jap ich wars das man Condome war Broke Son und ich wa dann Lost wie diese Prosieben Soap..Fun

beat geht schon fürn paar themen

[Haupsstabsfeldwebel]

so muss man diesen beat sehn... er is einfach...also einfach gute Laune haben ;)

[Haupsstabsfeldwebel]

Auch wenn die Sonne Grad nicht scheint Eingentlich scheint sie doch immer Und wenn du ein auf Kriese schiebst Machst du es doch nur noch schlimmer Lass die Freude in dein Zimmer Lache lieber als zu wimmern Egal warum du traurig bist Scheiße ist niemals für Immer Scheißt du in dein Garten Wächst daraus ein Wunderschöner baum Fang an auf den Shit zu scheißen Denk ma lieber an dein Traum Denk daran ihn aufzubaun

[newseasonrecords]

jaaaa

[OkingflwoKing]

@Haupsstabsfeldwebel gay

[tylerhaigh]

please send me the link?

[tweak1]

I MUST HAVE THIS SONG!!!

[mitchelcollins]

it reminds me of some blues

[epistaxis2008]

the beat is funny...it makes me lol when i hear it...

[kayteagrace07]

thats not funny?

[6R3AKiiT0UT123]

fürn arsch

[kingspay]

scheiße is das

[kellmann123]

sounds like sims 2 :D nice

[3lekkTr0]

wirklich nich der beste und auch nicht der lustigste, den ich gehört hab.. aber geht schon iwie... ist jetzt nich überschlecht

[LucaFlip]

sry guys but thatz not funny!!

[wambo18923]

ho ho ho

[DenaGee]

im not hating but most annoying beat ever!

[sakamaraki]

sounds like a video game

[honkiefresh10]

me and my partna gonna do this big mayne u wait and here add me up

[jimmythegangSTAR]

i made a video withthis beat check it out

[jimmythegangSTAR]

amazing yo

[tylerhaigh]

my bro and i are gonna put somethin on this... i will make sure u hear it

[prestonkhll]

id love 2 spit ova this 2

[igottabeats4ya]

yeah then spit right here on youtube homie

peace

[TheGriffmusic]

@igottabeats4ya I am Hungarian rapper. I may use this beat?

[Justified0ne]

this was alright, I liked it.....

[PlatinIstStandard]

@igottabeats4ya hey... this beat is very cool ..... am i allowed 2 use it 4 a track?

[TheEMinEM34]

@igottabeats4ya lol

[zeekisathinker]

@igottabeats4ya imma use this beat and if i get big i wont forget about you :) we need positie vibrations in the music and this is it

[USAamericanidiots]

@igottabeats4ya ill rip this shit lmao

[blachazepachaze]

so you should post a download link cuz id love to spit over these beats man...