NewsBusted 7/18/08

[specialtymachining]

I'd rather listen to the cat; no wait; who's Ally Lohan?

[Thebboss]

Tom, I'm standing here outside the Park Barrington Hotel because the don't allow Asians inside.

[AmericanPie37]

are you quoting Family Guy?

[angelhalsey]

there's always mcdonalds rofl!!!

[silvermoon577]

LOL Luv it

[scouser38]

Funny how the truth always pisses the liberals off.

[divine137]

just finding that out? lol.

[REVHATCHELL]

sad how your still playing that red vs blue game. both sides are going down the toilet together.

red and blue sold us out, so it seems pointless to align yourself with criminals from either side.

wake up. both colors are on the flag.

[pwf2412]

lol, i was actually going to argue with you, but then I looked at your profile and it turns out you're just a nut job, so no need really.

watch out for the black helicopters, the aliens and government mindcontrol through the use of youtube.

[REVHATCHELL]

oh, please dazzle me with a sane argument that george bush and the boys aren't criminals. or, you could defend the obliteration of our civil rights, or torture especially of children or black prisons or...oh wait that's just crazy talk.

your right. every things fine.

[pwf2412]

lets see... President Bush isn't a criminal...hmmm let me think... oh yeah, you CAN'T prove a negative idiot.

Torture of children and black prisons(?) OH!!! you're talking about Sadam who President Bush took from power and saved all those children and prisoners and stopped the rape gangs and torture rooms.

[REVHATCHELL]

bush is a criminal and you fell for a straw man IDIOT, since we've degraded into name calling.

google: omar khadr a fifteen year old we've been torturing w/o a trial in gitmo with other SUSPECTS.

abu ghraib where we turned one of our old buddy sadam's torture prisons into a u.s. torture prison.

i can provide you with a steady stream of more novel atrocities if you want.

we we're the light of freedom?...please.

[pwf2412]

i like how you have more concern for a terrorist, than you do for any of the victims of sadams torture and rape rooms.

you are as anti american as they come and just about everything you spout is poison

[REVHATCHELL]

you forgot the word "suspected".

remember, we're supposed to have higher standards.

the hate america straw man argument is as illogical as accusing people that complain about the weather of being earth haters.

rhetoric = no points

[pwf2412]

you forgot "actual" victims of rape, torture, poison gas, and mutilation.

Sadams victims were real people. your "child" was a "suspected" terrorist taken off a battle fiels in position of a weapon, trying to kill american soldiers.

who is it you actually support?

[REVHATCHELL]

are you seriously going to defend caging and torturing a 15 year old?

this isn't my america. my america is still the good guy. my america believes in human rights and freedom and justice.

the kid was forced to fight by his father. he's canadian. do you really think he's a threat to our national security?

we are a super power cowering before terrorism the same terrorism that has been going on for decades w/o throwing our rights away.

[REVHATCHELL]

are you a tom jefferson fan?

Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

[HarcourtMarketing]

Maybe some shit heads do that? I dunno. For some reason JFK was put down. I will never admit to "knowledge" beyond my own stupid masonry experience. I, do doubt every word/action of Our Government. Not as I should. just 'when" it effects my stupid ass. Sorry. I read, back in 6th grade, about JFK. I got a Fucking "A" for what I did. I was about, 12 years old. He, stated that He wanted to end the Federal Reserve Act. Just a few weeks prior the Dallas trip. Huh? I wrote that paper as it happened.

[HarcourtMarketing]

Sorry, people. I am an ass. No brainer there. I just wanna puke on any human that thinks for a moment they are "more" than others.Darryl. yes, then, radiosonde in disgust or such. i get all kinds, but if you are human (world wide) I have no what so ever, nor have a reason to dis like you and your ideals.

[AmericanPie37]

that's pretty much it. pretty sad huh?

[REVHATCHELL]

i'm saving all of these for record.

"the third reich comedy news" with eva braunshirt mocking those foolish enough to doubt nazi superiority to the delight of dresden residents AFTER the raid.

fascinating.

[OneGyT]

You should think about increasing your medication.

[skwiddjergensen]

good jokes and a great smirk!

[bobblefest]

now THATS news !!!!!

[nanquan491]

"If you wanna know what it sounds like just grab a cat and strangle it..." LMAO! :D

[BLESSEDone333]

YOU LOOK AWESOME - Nice delivery funny bit....

[pajebrazil]

Agree.Big kiss.

[cyuinhvn]

Thanks for sending me things to look at..........

[SisyphusOne]

Hilarious..... !!! especially the carbon dating and the Dog Mac burger !!

[Gvieto]

the jokes about jamie Lynn Spears and Lindsay Lohan's sister were extremely funny.

[ntfc72]

to all the nasty emails ive got about this show.... i repent, this one was quite good.. love thw wallmart gag!

[bulletNYAsquash]

Funny and true....lol

[y2rock]

YESSSSSSS

JUDY is BACK :)

[jimbeauxtexas]

Jody Too!

[ru4reel9]

OMG Jodi ..it clicked MacDonalds secret Acronyms BM BigMac - Big Mastiff CB Cheese Burger - Chesapeake Bay retriever DCB Double Cheese Burger - Dachshund & Chesapeake Bay retriever MC McChicken - Maltese & Corgi substitutions in China may include CCB Double Cheese Burger - Chow Chow CS Chicken salad - Sharpei substitutions in mexico are BM CB DCB CS - Chihuahua...;-)

[adamjthompson]

LOL

[TylerNull]

"... without a cheeze platter." -- hilarious.

[mykol13v]

That was funny. Thanks. That smile you do after the joke, I know you are having fun!

[Zeppo8576]

Loved the Wal-Mart quip and the McDonald's swipe. I'm boycotting McDonald's since I found out their Executive VP of Communications sits on the board of the group pushing for gay marriage and McDonald's paid $20,000 to put him there.

[Zeppo8576]

Welcome back, Jody! Ms. Schmidt did well as your replacement. Hope you enjoyed your vacation.

[rldavis1959]

Much better when you smile, Jody!

[spiderbaby1958]

Also, the important statistic to remember is that most Americans disapprove of congress in general, but they approve of their own representatives.

[spiderbaby1958]

It breaks down like this: Republicans hate congress because they're Democrats, Democrats hate Congress for refusing to impeach Bush.

[schooltrashers]

Sweet...the Democrats won't control office much longer. Go McCain!

[Downfacingdog]

McCain is a socialist douchebag! Goodluck with that.

[schooltrashers]

Well Obama is a flip flopping racist/hypocrite.

[Downfacingdog]

I concur.

[Hermanvogel]

@schooltrashers You are kind of hard of flip flopping racist/hypocrites in your comparison aren't you?

[CIDaily]

Poor Pelosi...she has no idea how to lead...maybe she should get out of the way of real American progress.

[alvincay100]

They keep getting better and better.

[TyIerNuII]

If McCain lied to his wife, the first one, the one who suffered terribly and had to have 23 surgeries after a car accident, the one who stood by him while he was a POW, the one who took care of the kids while he was gone, the one who tried to look the other way while John was shagging his bleached blonde rich homewrecking mistress, and the one who was dumped for said mistress, if he lied to her, then how can he be trusted

with us? No thanks.

[netcisco]

We can trust him just as much as we can trust Clinton in the oral orifice with Monica while she is wearing the blue dress.

[TyIerNuII]

great point

raise your skirt netcisco and prepare to get screwed.

It's brilliant! Thanks for reminding me of something.

Cue the banjo from "Deliverance" the movie

[netcisco]

LOL, nice. By no means am I a McCain supporter, I will not hold his water. So say what you want, but both sides have screwed the public, both sides have pedophiles, both sides have open and closed gay representatives, both sides have lied.  So let's be balanced here shall we?

[netcisco]

Tyler, by the way, the pic of the dog on your site... BRILLIANT! :-) It shocked the shit out of me when I saw it, one of the best things I have seen today.

[puck30]

Lower ratings than Dick Cheney? WOW Nancy, thats bad! thats really bad! (LOf'nL)

[Rajaat99]

One of the best! Keep up the good work!

[ohiopherks]

funny!

[Springr1911]

This chick cracks me up, I just wish they were longer.

[daberkmanberkman]

I'm afraid if they were longer I would die from laughing so hard. Seriously! Wow! Carbon Dating! Eat it Jon Stewart! I'd like to see you reference carbon dating! in joke form!

[Springr1911]

I'd like to see John Stewart make any joke that doesn't involve bongs! Carbon Dating has too many syl-la-bles.

[daberkmanberkman]

Yes! Totally! See, these jokes are funny BUT SMART! Carbon dating is science and that's smart! and funny!

[hoosierarcher]

One of the Funniest Videos to date. Jodie I have a celebrity crush on you so you must be ready to break into the big time.

[Rle8752]

Ick, final straw!

[therightguy001]

Okay - you're getting better. The joke about Lohan and the cat was funny.

[a4near]

Great stuff!

[CheapSushi]

Macbeagle... this woman is NOT funny. She is making my party look like morons. Lady please... STOP DOING THESE! Its embarrasing.

[pwf2412]

hey cheap you're right about one thing she does make your party look bad, but then again, it's not too hard to make the dems look bad.

[CheapSushi]

Im not a Demon-crat dumbass. You should be smacked for that. But to punish you further I'll ask you to watch this ass-clown who does News Busted again.

[Sammerkona]

It's still a free country, you no like, you no need watch.

[daberkmanberkman]

But just remember, you are free to laugh hysterically at stuff you agree with!

[Macbeagle]

Holy Cow Cheap Sushi! Who rained on your parade?

You shouldn't have taken that Jamie Lynn Spears joke so personally.

This was some very funny stuff, I loved it all.

[CheapSushi]

This is the worst thing I have seen in awhile. She not funny. This isnt entertaining. No wonder why she needs recorded laughs. Im a republican and I still thing this chick sucks! Whom ever you are lady.... YOU SUCK! Do something else with your life.

[pancracio]

Realx! Sheesh!.. There just simple jokes to make you laugh for a couple minutes!..

[daberkmanberkman]

or hours! Oh man! Get outta the way Gallagher, we have a new King of Comedy!

[winkysrides123]

bring back the big rack

[sakahowdah]

Jodi must be a high jumper, because she makes my bar raise! Oh yeah...

[daberkmanberkman]

I love the part with fake laughter!

[specialks1953]

Nicely Done Jodi, You're TOPS!!!!

Pelosi SUCKS but not in a good way!!

[MJD1701A]

Hey, watch out what you say about them cats. They are much better singers than you give 'em credit for.

[emineid]

Carbon dating McCain? Hilarious!

I wouldn't hesitate to lie about my age if I thought that would get me a dinner date with Jodi Miller!

[belnumcree]

Loved it. Especially the low score=really really cool, and Cheney pwns Pilosi. :-D Keep up the great work.

[alex3914]

It won't let me comment so I'm just going to use this reply button. LOL The cat part was gooooood.

[belnumcree]

Glad you picked my comment. ^_^ The cat part was good.