[ASDFmovie3] I am punching your salad!!!!

[3boysbackhome]

I can see this on adventure time .... I can just tell

[EpIcFaCe99100]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! O__________________________O

[dontgetpwned576]

After you read this comment a zombie will give you a blowjob.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@dontgetpwned576 Awesome. I have a zombie fetish.

[ASuicideLife]

Ima totally do this to someone x)

[jballen90]

I AM TOSSING YOUR SALAD.

[singer17md]

I love this video its so good! And so funny! lol

[Beybladelord999]

@SamIam699 Sucks

[SamIam699]

Raditz?

[MegaBelkin54G]

Χτύπησα σαλάτα σας! means (I banged your salad!)

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@MegaBelkin54G I used to use google, then I read Greek.

[SanguinPenguin]

@DudeIsOnFire1

I used to read Greek, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Gam3Junkie7]

I am constantly watching this while eating salad!!!7!!!!!

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@Gam3Junkie7 Save your salad!

[Gam3Junkie7]

@DudeIsOnFire1 I ate it before any fists could endanger it's leafy ranch-drizzled goodness so don't worry.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@Gam3Junkie7 What is with the seven?

[Gam3Junkie7]

@DudeIsOnFire1 No idea, the keyboard on my Vortex is weird like that.

[ThatPokeyGuy]

@Gam3Junkie7 *Elbow-slams your salad out of your hands and starts punching it* >:3

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@PaperLuigiMK Dude. I know. I was just informing you. I didn't laugh since there are many more comments much like this one.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@PaperLuigiMK I don't record it. It would sound much worse.

[1999lekovic]

I am a offensive, and i find this salad.

[anticrasher]

thumps up if you think the salad punching guy sounds like yami

[mclaughlin188]

hey salid

[mclaughlin188]

its like fuck you salid

[1christianforgod]

press 1 for what is wrong with you

press 2 for stop it cut it out man

press 3 for naw man

press 4 for oh what is happening

press 5 for i gotta eat this

press 6 for i am punching your salad

press 7 for aaahhhh NO

press 8 for AAHH *PUNCHES*

press 9 for punching

press 0 for SSSHHHH

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@1christianforgod Thank you for adding it all up.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@TheShadnic12 Actually, it just says, "You hit our salad."

[DudeIsOnFire1]

I thought i'd be better if I put all the annotations in the description instead. Less annoyance goin' on there.

[AwsomeARod33]

TomSka: What is wrong with you stop cut it out man i dont want this what is happining why would you do this i cant even.....

DudeIsOnFire1 : I AM STEELING YOUR VIDEO

TomSka: NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[MiguelSaavedraQuijon]

My reaction when I meet a vegan.

[TheDesertedRanger]

I AM LIKING YOUR VIDEO!!! *clicks*

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@ShinyPikatwo ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) What is that?! D:

[Hisworld1234]

@DudeIsOnFire1 it's actually the Y U NO guy, but apparently he's using it as an angry face

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@Hisworld1234 Oh. I see.

[harry99710]

he is punching the salad because it is evil+i hate salad anyway

[metallicafan00111]

lol i am speechless:)

[P0mpan]

JAG SLÅR PÅ DIN SALLAD! >:O

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@P0mpan D: What language is that?!

[Pietro1906]

@DudeIsOnFire1 swedish? :o

[P0mpan]

@DudeIsOnFire1 DET ÄR SVENSKA! >:D

IT'S SWEDISH!

-VIKINGS! CHAAAAAARGEEE!!

[afz902k]

@DudeIsOnFire1 Svenish.

[mxt015]

Χτύπησα σαλάτα σας! is i am pucnching your salad in greek

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@mxt015 I suspect you used a translater?

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@mxt015 Wait. NVM.

[beast1994100]

tomska why are you doing this

dudesonfire I AM STEALING YOUR VIDEO

tomska NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Pizzadoros14]

Ρε δε μπα να χτυπάς και τη μπριζόλα μας... :Ρ

[Shieket]

"I am punching your salad!!!"

11 people got their salad punched

462 people punch salad

trolled...

[sweetncrazygurl]

lol i lose it everytime lol i LOVE this

[Pokemongod777]

6 to punch your salad

[MrBJR69]

My faveorite from the asdf series

[12345sumsum]

hold down 6....epic punching lol

[NinjaPri]

With

[sba20041]

TomSka:OW WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT ARE YOU DOING I CAN EVEN...

beenthere1that:I AM STEALING YOUR VIDEO!

TomSka:NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[DudeIsOnFire1]

Just keep pressing any numbers.

[gurliegurlgirl]

description:

Χτύπησα σαλάτα σας!

HD!

DOES NOT COMPUTE.



[DudeIsOnFire1]

@gurliegurlgirl It's a Paradox! There is no answer!

[asdfps2123]

@DudeIsOnFire1 ummmmm......false...ill go false LOL portal 2

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@asdfps2123 "This... statement... is... false!" Favorite game.

[24videowatcher]

@DudeIsOnFire1 i am a potato

[asdfps2123]

@DudeIsOnFire1 LOL funniest game ever :D

[DangerLol2]

@gurliegurlgirl thats greek xD

[DudeIsOnFire1]

Why did I put so many exclamation points in the title?

[marinescoper]

I AM A STEGOSAURUS!

[64pandakitty]

i am now scarred for life e.e I LOVEDED YOU SALAD I LOVEDED YOOHHOOOO D:

[dodgersfanjm]

Hehehe....Punch Bowl...

[LMAO2988]

I am a punch,and I find this offensive.

[joa12385]

LE ESTOY DANDO A TU ENSALADA

HA! IN SPANISH

LIKE A BOSS

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@joa12385 Ήταν απαραίτητο να τοποθετήσει δύο?

[200XXXX200XXXX]

@DudeIsOnFire1 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@200XXXX200XXXX What? I chose my own language. [It's not Russian.]

[200XXXX200XXXX]

@DudeIsOnFire1 XD

[joa12385]

ESTOY DANDOLE A TU ENSALADA

IS IN SPANISH SOOOO HA!

[razzakksa]

first comment, last to get laid

[Hyrule4sale]

After this ends: HOLY **** IT'S SALAD FINGERS :O

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@Hyrule4sale Yeah. I noticed it too. What is that? It looks creepy.

[Hyrule4sale]

@DudeIsOnFire1 Its a messed up psychological horror cartoon

[0iSTALK0]

Thank god I don't like salad. 

[rewile]

I am a salad, and I find this offensive.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@rewile Some one else already took that joke.

[TheGeneralThings]

@DudeIsOnFire1 I am a joke, and I find this very meta.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@TheGeneralThings I so lmao'd at that! Well, I actually must rofl'd.

[rewile]

@DudeIsOnFire1 Who said I was joking?

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@rewile :O Noes!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

Relax, he's just making you a macho salad.

[Namitheanimator]

I like trains

[xRikuWarriorx]

My first comment i used on this vid cuz its funny!

[Carolbeanie53]

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves

random guy: I am punchin your salad!! 

Captain Falcon: FALCON PUNCH

[187bigbadwolf]

Fist meet salad, salad meet fist!

[daniel481k]

u should try 2 make ur own it would be good

[daniel481k]

u should try 2 make ur own

[jrules54]

i like how he punched his salad

[pamelamoore1972]

i don't really think he likes salad

[daniel481k]

u copy and then u say its urs

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@daniel481k That's why I said NOT mine & made sure the not was capitalized. There is even a link to his web site. [Description. I described.]

[Yosher21]

@daniel481k

You're a freaking retard.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

Everybody help thumbs up SaladUK's emot. comment!

[Hence the name.]

[TwinDragons310]

That's not right.

[TheSleepingSleuth]

I made you a salad.

Oh boy! What flavor?

Salad flavor!

*Guitar Screech*

[Agent2313]

So using logic...

Your salad is being punched by me!

[VriskaSerket]

Five people had their comments removed after making a joke about the number of dislikes.

Wait. Six.

[gattler]

dude feels devastated!! for getting his salad punched hahahaha!

[DudeIsOnFire1]

iWonder if I should loop this?

[TheClockworkDevil]

Why did I watch this?

*six hours later*

WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THIS!?

[DudeIsOnFire1]

I like how my own comment is the top comment.

[AmyXRuby]

I like button 8.

/Ragequit.avi

[zombiekiller117ful]

oh my god this is so fucking funny i pissed myself

[01msbug]

correction... you are punching the bowl, not the salad -_-

[krissyk24]

lol

[MrBillycrab]

... nobody erase my coment, YEI!!!

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@MrBillycrab

What comment?

[daftrok]

EpicMealTime ordered him to do this.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@daftrok I am unaware what epic meal time is. It is in my perfered subscriptions list.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@TheEvilFusion Why?

[TheEvilFusion]

@DudeIsOnFire1 IDK... I dont even remeber commenting XD

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@TheEvilFusion Wow. Really? G: My question was actually sarcastic. Like, "Wwwwhhhyyyyy???"

[TheEvilFusion]

@DudeIsOnFire1 o_o When did i Comment i dont even remember

[TheEvilFusion]

@DudeIsOnFire1 IDK

[ClawsPrower]

Fucking salad punchers. >:C

[krissyk24]

@ClawsPrower lol



[PS3GamesProductions]

0:09 he wants to be sparta

[TheSelenaQueen]

SALAD!!!!!!

[DeathBatxxxx]

why the fuk is salad fingers next to the video!?! D: now i won't sleep for one month again e.e

[TheOtherVelociraptor]

I am in the process of fisticuffing your bowl of vegetables and croutons

[usernamerandomness03]

If he punches my salad i'm shooting him in the face.

[1SNAKESAREAWESOME1]

no one likes bruised vegetables D:

[jepeo1]

Falcon PUNCH

[ninjamonkeyman24]

oh my god...

[dotamaster1994]

man this is epic!

[TheR0flman]

Did this at my High School one time

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@TheR0flman Others reaction?

I think I might do it.

[XxJinxkidxX]

Not da salad D: NOOO

[XxJinxkidxX]

Not da salad D: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Milesprower1100]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD! AAAAH!

[desmondli007]

That guy watch too much martial art films

[SimplyJpk]

Do you wish you could punch the salad? Well you can!

Repeatedly press 4 and 5, and throw in an odd 6 from time to time..

Just Remember, You Don't make Friends with Salad

[2Creature]

This is my favorite bit out of all the asdfmovies! XD

[kxmode]

SALAD PUNCHER. It's a gift.

[suckmygooglies99]

reminds me of minecraft. haha

[GrimeDaiIy]

LMFAO!

[loster53]

anyone else think the guy with the salad sounds like davis from digimon?

[123Ureadthishah]

I AM R@PING THE REPLAY BUTTON

[georgevssonic]

Great, all kids at my school spam this all the time. -.-"

[PunchSydeironReviews]

This is not how to make a Macho Salad!

[Ilovestrawberriez]

wait, i thought that's what we were supposed to do with our salad 0.o

[AlexisOnline1]

Yeah, so I do this everyday..

[DefNerdz]

(Inserts quote from video here)

[deltaspartan122]

That salad killed his family!

[MinecraftToGo]

The top comments are contradicting each other.

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

Get EpicMealTime on this NOW.

[MrsPeanutShoes]

Salad-Puncher:I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!!!

Salad-Lover:WELL I AM FALCON PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!

[isummer3245]

i dont think he likes salad

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@isummer3245 Neither do three others. [Oh, god. Now I have to delete my own comment.]

[iamthereddemon20]

@DudeIsOnFire1 2 others he was one of those that disliked

[krissyk24]

@isummer3245 dorrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[krissyk24]

 dorrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrMario1011]

woo i hate salad

[legosony00]

if i get at lest 1 thumbs up i will do this at scholl tell me i do

[Amonfobious]

hold down 8 D:

[ruguemagicmaster]

i love it, anyway, i had my salad punched cuz my sis friend saw this vid :/ typical teenagers

[Ninjasof42]

umm... i dont get it

[master06508]

o.o

[master06508]

3 Persons Got Their Salad Punched(Please DO NOT Erase This Comment)

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@master06508 Just because you said please.

[master06508]

@DudeIsOnFire1 :)

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@master06508 You mean people -_-

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@2KingdomHearts345243 (joke.) What do you mean you people?!

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@DudeIsOnFire1 3 persons? I dont get it...

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@2KingdomHearts345243

Some others consider it to be correct grammar.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@DudeIsOnFire1 People is correct grammer.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@2KingdomHearts345243 iKnow.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@DudeIsOnFire1 -_- Then why did you say Persons?

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@2KingdomHearts345243 That wasn't me. That was master06508.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@DudeIsOnFire1 Ok then, why did he/she say that?

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@2KingdomHearts345243 Wow. I'm confused.