Rifftrax Star Wars Holiday Special in 10 min.

[53artsy]

DON'T PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, LUCAS!

[Marronvulpes]

0:24 I am a furry and no I am not turned on by Wookies.........except chewbacca, he is hot :P

[TheKingFucktard]

@Marronvulpes LOL

[TheLoverboyz901]

anwser to Bill's question @ 0:28:

NO!

[Perktube1]

will we ever be free of the wilhelm scream???

[luis6079]

Santa's Death Armada!!

[qrashandburn]

oh wow, the Tim & Eric Chrimbus special makes sooo much more sense to me now.

[Apollomasque]

You know, while watching Lumpy masturbate, I made the exact same noises he did.

AAAUUURRGGGHAAUUGHAURRGHHAAAH

[barbaro267]

Diane! We were to be married!

[NyxFTW]

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[johnhamilton08]

@NyxFTW ENOUGH! GOD DAMN IT ENOUGH! What the fuck?

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

is it just me or does the wookie in :30 look like that guy on youtube who can stretch his chin over his face?

[AulusMaros]

Wow. I watched this when it aired, a long time ago....Now it makes sense why I tried to repress the memory. Wow...simply, wow (but I am very happy it has received the Rifftrax treatment).

[GriffithAMPS]

I wonder at what point did Lucas say "Yeah, this would be a great idea!"

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@GriffithAMPS he didnt

[TheSlevinCalevra]

Permission to upgrade search to ransack, sir!

[4bibimimi]

brutal.

[godbluffvdgg]

This movie makes Manos look like Casablanca.

[BrooklynJackBlue]

Say what you want. Mark puts his heart and soul into EVERYTHING.

[NateSean]

I am truly a blessed child...for having not had cable in the house the day this special aired.

[TheKingFucktard]

@NateSean It was on CBS when it aired.

[Perktube1]

@TheKingFucktard Hahaha! true..I remember this thing.

[supercoolbrian]

@NateSean Not sure how old you are but this was pretty old dude. Actually came out before Empire.

[nutso42]

I thought I could watch this if I had the help of Rifftrax. But I was wrong.

Even WITH commentary this is unbearable.

[smecking]

I love watching Harrison Ford choke back the bile while reciting his lines. A true professional sure, but you know he let out a "what the fuck is this shit?" right after they yelled cut.

[pretorious700]

I had forgotten what an annoying dink Mark Hamill was.

[MrBuch169169]

"But when my men get an-gry... I can't al-ways-con-TROL-them!"

"I'm a real-ly bad MAN-ag-er...!"

[Kefka44]

this HAS to be a DVD no one else has access to it unless it's a Digital Download.

[TheKingFucktard]

@Kefka44 What are you talking about ? I downloaded the movie off of the internet , then edited the rifftrax audio over the film.

sooooooo , what are you complaining about ?

[anemicroyaltea69]

WOW.....W-O-W....lmao....I've never been a huge Star Wars fan so I never even knew this thing existed before Rifftrax lol. Ouch! They can make pretty much anything lovable...or at least, somewhat tolerable. lol Still hafta choose Manos over this one though!

[GriffithAMPS]

That Imperial Officer reminded me of Torgo from Manos

[Kefka44]

@GriffithAMPS Imperial Officer ToRgO *cue Torgo Music

[Feckinpaddy29]

If this is George Lucas' vision I am not impressed!

[CrossEyed7]

I'm surprised they didn't do something about Mark Hamill looking like Dorothy Hamill.

[CM99501]

nah im not turned on by wookies -_-

[HenryvKeiper]

5:43

"Diane! We were to be married!!"

6:30

"Hey Chewbacca!"

"Rick, from bowling league?!"

"Yeah, this is kinda awkward - I was just about to kill your son!"

[rlkitterman]

Leia seems well out of reality at the end.

[thestrangeblondegirl]

Can you imagine the dialoug for the Wookie scenes for this film? What do you think the script for those scenes???

(If there even was a script)

[theblocksays]

Bruce Vilanch was a writer on this!? No wonder everyone hates him! 

[jeffeastwood15]

@theblocksays Bruch Vilanch is one of the most respected and most sought after comedy writers in the business.

[tomservo56954]

@jeffeastwood15 To be fair, before he shaved his beard (to play Edna Turnblad in the HAIRSPRAY musical), Bruce Vilanch DID look like Chewbacca.

[AddDude23]

what movie was this lol? dont remember it

[ApacheMan2K]

I'd like to have seen/heard their riffs on the animated segment.

[TheKingFucktard]

@ApacheMan2K I'd like to post it , but they might have it pulled . I once had the full movie and riff up on one of my other channels , and it was pulled . Now I'm just posting "clips" hoping that they'll alow it.

[PoisonInc]

"Perfect, my kid wanted half a bantha for Life Day."

[TheKingOfCarmel]

I don't understand how harrison ford could appear in the worst thing ever filmed and the best thing ever filmed (blade runner). It's just so darn inconsistent!

[GrixieKong]

What is that thing on the lower right at 4:17? Lumpy's birth control pills?

[FenristheRedWolf]

Yes. We furries are turned on by this, and we have never been more ashamed.

[PifferyGear]

Bill Corbett is awesome in this clip.

"So they have the same breeding habits as dogs. I didn't invent Wookies, don't get mad at me"

[IshadaKatzteilov]

This was written by Bruce Vilanch. Yes. Harrison Ford was forced to read a script that Bruce Vilanch wrote. And Harvey Corman totally bombed through the whole show. It was so uncomfortable to watch. I remember right after this, 3CPO, R2D2 and Mark Hamill were popping up on every kids show. 321 Contact, Sesame Street, and The Great Space Coaster. I'm sure there were more. But Bea Arthur was hilarious. I always wondered if she took her name as an instruction rather than a title. And Arthur smoked.

[fionn18]

What

The

Fuck

Is

This?

[TheKingFucktard]

@fionn18 , Ever here of Mystery Science Theater 3000 ? They know have a web company that riffs on modern movies . You can down load mp3s of them , and then you just play them while watching the movie .

Lots of fun !

[fionn18]

of course i've heard of mst3k but this star wars special... it's just too much, I can't even begin too describe how bad this was (so I guess it's good material for mike and the gang). seriously chewbacca's family are terrifing, and the dialogue oh the dialogue! the mst3k just barely made this tolerable but that only shows how good they are

[madchef]

@TheKingFucktard Pretty sure he is referring to the totally f'ed up star wars xmas special

[WhackyWookiee]

You left out the very best riffs like "Introducing Chewbaca's family- AND MANY A SCREAM YOURSELF AWAKE NIGHTMARES- ...with special guest stars, Beatrice Arthur;-AND HER FAMOUS EROTIC FAN DANCE- Art Carney;- AS BEATRICE ARTHUR-... and lets not forget; "Mala to Lumpy, 'Growwl'- GO SCOOP THE CLUMPS OUT OF GRANDPA'S LITTER BOX!" and the Princess Leia & Mala scene especially the "THROMBOSIS; MY CORNS! MY CORNS!" stuff, too many riffs to choose, if you put them all in, it would be 1hr 56mins, nice.

[funnymannumber2]

You forgot

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Chewbacca's lifeless stare!"

[GrixieKong]

@funnymannumber2 and all of the riffs for the animation sequence. "All the blood rushed to his chin!"

[c3section]

Can you try another video consisting of the commercials?

[crb396776]

Thanks for uploading this. I own the riff of the entire special, and I recommend to anyone buying the commentary. 2 hours of comic genius. If you don't have the special recorded (I bet very few people do) they suggest at RiffTrax to "Get frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois. (Don't look it up, they don't like to draw attention to themselves in Lake Video.)"

[Anynom]

Oh, man I hope the guys got hazard pay for this one. The Manos of Star Wars.