Anime Jesus Adventures! Episode 1 Subtitled Parody

[jhon140295]

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[Eternalsummersong]

Er....wtf? 

[minotar85]

Lol self-rightious freak? Check. Forlorn looking son? Check. Ensuring this is a parody? Check. Massive angry mob of Christians commenting on said parody? Check. I love how people can't take a joke

[opiumkidx]

this manage to make my very wasted day-week... into an obession.

[Inutaishos]

Ohshit Can I get a non parody one? >.< I am really interested in the true legend, ur parody sucks, and your humor is failsome, really. 

[thechurch92]

"Donkey"

[mkioer]

make morenplease3e

[mkioer]

Child"My dad says the story of Jesus is fake" Jesus"Your dad is now dead" Child"you can't do that" Jesus"Maybe next time your father won't talk shit" Child"God doesn't want you killing people" Jesus"He said it was okay" Child"You can't do that" Jesus"Fine,I take it back" (MYSELF WAz ALL LIKEz OMFG ROFLCOPER)

[BlossomCheerchat]

this offensive very offensive

[KeyFra2011]

Either the subtitles are messed up or the Anime is wrong.

First of all in the BC times no one dressed like that. Ok? Sexiness the subtitles are messed up. Did you do the subs? Cause Thats messed up. I think who ever made the Anime was wrong about maybe a few things

[MrAnimefan069]

.... wtf?



[empangop]

what the helll................ shit u people who make that fake's subtitle.. fuck u

[JazzyXEdward]

@Pettos91 Check out my epic christian manga I am writing sometime!!! I have 1 video so far. I am working on the second video. If possible, can you give me feedback, like and dislike about my manga

[agnessailormoon]

Hihihi :P

What is this anime, but really ? ;p



[liyiki]

Sighed.....I feel so sad and sorry..... D: 

[001luna]

which is this anime?

[siegvash]

@001luna Saint Beast

[CommonSenseOnline]

Id punch god in the dick if he tried to kill me.

[bobmanny11]

wait ther isan anime about the bible?

[CuteLadyOfMetal]

geez xD fanatiks!! r nut Goooood!! xDD

[KakashiHikaru97]

This is Blasphemy right?

[TheAkatsuki10]

What anime is this from?

[supervaginareturns]

Look its an anime about Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!! Praise jesus! (cause if i don't his dad will be pissed)

[UniversalRegnum]

The bible taken out of context. A waste of time.. Maybe you'll find out who Jesus Christ really is and then you might fringe by thinking of the consequences for committing such blasphemy! May God bless your heart. "Maria Auxiliium Christianorum, Ora Pro Nobis!"

[sersiyo]

NO SE PUEDE MESCLAR NADA CONMI SEÑOR Y ESO Q MIRO ANIME...

[sersiyo]

NO SE PUEDE MESCLAR NADA COMI SEÑOR Y ESO Q MIRO ANIME...

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

People, this is a parody. Don't come up talking about god, or how this is disrepectful. It's for fun, maybe go get a sense of humour instead of being arrogant.

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone Were not being arrogant. it's the truth. This is a sign of BIG disrespect...

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 Disrespect, yes, but it's meant to be a joke, not something to take seriously. If you read the comments, most of the people commenting are arrogant chrisitans who can't take a fucking joke, while the rest are people who get that 'oh, hey, this is probably just a wast of time, but freak, I'm not going to be an @ss and start blabbering on about how disrespectful and untrue it is!'.

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone It's not being ARROGANT... Ya think it's funny when it's NOT even funny. It's NOT a funny Joke. Jesus is NOT meant to be a JOKE... Read the Book of EXODUS 18:20 chapter 20 number 7. the second commandment of GOD.

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 One, I don't own a freaking bible, nor am I going to go look for a passage. Two, it's 'not funny' to make jokes about Hitler, but people do it, and people find it funny, which is basically the concept about any religious firgure or villan. Three, it is arrogant, not about themselves, but about they're religious figure, or someone pertaining to said figure. Jesus and God aren't anymore important than Muhammed or Buddah, and yet, people make jokes about them all the time, too.

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone One, You don't own a bible and won't even bother looking? That's why you don't understand. Two, Hitler is a human, He caused War over Europe and that's Natural Why people make fun of him and Jesus is the Son of God. He saved the people from Sins by Dying on the Croos. Three. It's NOT arrogant.It means nothing to you. But to us, It means something big.And Blasphemy is a very HEAVY sin. Much HEAVIER than murder...

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 One, I was a christian. -Was-. And even if I still followed it, I wouldn't look, because I don't understand any of it--it's all stupid hypocrisy and jibberish. Two, what they did doesn't make a difference, people will joke about them no matter what. Joking about Hitler is offensive to Jews, and you not thinking about it thatway proves your stupidity to the veiws of others. Three, it means something to me if tons of people are bitching about it.

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 Also, how would Blasphemy be worse? Yes, killing one person is one thing, but have you really paid attention to the bible, things children learn is chrisitan classes? They learn that 'God', a figure that could be imiaginary for all they know, killed tons of living beings more than once (The Ark, The metor that wiped out all living things on earth, bringing it into an ice age). Truthfully, I think you'd have to be -mad- to immitate someone like that.

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone Let's just say that it's bad mouthing the Most HIGH God. Oh? Well, about the ARK, God told Noah to warn the people about the Flood. did they listen? No. And about Meteors and Ice age, God's purpose might be to strengthen the people's faith in him! and is with the meteor. Should I say about the hunger, starvation and stuffs, John 9:1-20 People are born for that so that the Power of God may be seen through them. But people immediately lose hope...

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 Why would they listen to an old guy about someone that could be fake? If someone did that now, they'd be sent to an insane asylum. How would 'God' strengthen people that weren't even -alive- by killing everything living on earth at the time? He wouldn't. I believe anyone would loose hope if their god, no matter whom, wasn't 'there' when they suddenly developed cancer, or were beaten severely by no one in particular.

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone So, do people need God to come down and say "A flood will come" and that? and besides, you guys ask if God exist why is the world evil today? and regarding the ice ages and stuffs floods. God cleansed the world. from all those evil people. and if u ask why innocent people die, so that some people would not just sit there saying "aww... how poor". And those cancers? why? Didn't Jesus perform miracles enough? But did they believe?

[KakashiHikaru97]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone And besides, Did those people heartedly believe in him? And instead of telling their problems to God, They blame him. Why can't they talk to God and ask him if he could help? Is that difficult to do? And besides, God moves in a silent way. He won't come down and say "Oh, your healed". and why would he do such tests to strengthen people's faiths? BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE PRAISE GOD IN TIMES OF HAPPINESS. AND IN PROBLEMS THEY BLAME GOD FOR NO REASON. People with NO patience!

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 Not many people nowadays believe in 'god'--or Jesus in fact, though he was a real person. If 'god' really was all that great, then people would pray to him -all- the time, but then again, it's inveitable for people to loose hope when their 'god', after they've been praying months and months, still has an innocent loved one die. Plenty of people have patience and receive nothing they truly want in return.

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@KakashiHikaru97 It's really just, 'Oh, hey god, thanks for helping me get that promotion, but it'd have been better if you hadn't taken my three year old to heaven. I mean, yeah, promotions cool and all but I really wanted a -live kid to raise-, not my paycheck.'

And about the 'oh your healed' shit, go look at all those preachers who have 'god's gift' and 'magically heal' peoples illnesses, giving them a spur of false hope until, oh, wait, they -die-.

[shira01]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone

James 4:1-3

What is the source of quarrels and conflicts among you? Is not the source your pleasures that wage war in your members?

You lust and do not have; so you commit murder. You are envious and cannot obtain; so you fight and quarrel. You do not have because you do not ask.

You ask and do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, so that you may spend it on your pleasures.

[shira01]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone

Mark 14:36

And He was saying, "Abba! Father! All things are possible for You; remove this cup from Me; yet not what I will, but what You will."

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Even Jesus didn't receive what He prayed for at least once. Are men greater than Jesus? Whether we receive what we pray for is all up to God and what His will is. It's about what He wants to do with His own creation, because He created us and everything for Himself in the first place.

[shira01]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone

Colossians 1:16

For by Him all things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities-- all things have been created through Him and for Him.

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Everything exists for God. God does with His creation as He pleases, as this is what His creation was created for. Who are you to attack God for doing with His creation what He created it for? Do you attack men for making cars to drive?

[BeyondBirthday1Alone]

@shira01 So you'd let your parent kill you because -they- created you and can do whatever they want with you?

No, no you wouldn't. Nobody sane would.

[shira01]

@BeyondBirthday1Alone No, I wouldn't. However, God is greater than my parents. I would let God kill me and everyone does this: people have no choice in that matter.

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1 Samuel 2:6

"The LORD kills and makes alive; He brings down to Sheol and raises up.

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When I die, it will be because God determined that time for me to die: the same goes for you. You and I live because He has determined us to live; we were born because He made us alive.

[ChuckEpicNorris]

@shira01 are by any chance a Calvanist? Pre-determination is pretty retarded.

[BethelShual]

@ChuckEpicNorris This is my account. The one you replied to was my wife's account, which I was using at the time because I didn't have my own. To answer your question, I can't say I am a Calvinist, however, I do believe some things that they do. Pre-destination is in the Bible. The thing is, I believe in both pre-destination and free will, because the Bible teaches both as far as I understand.

[rickwyles1]

i laughed the entire video XD

[DarkBloodurth]

my name is anime jesus

yeah jesus!!!!!! \,,/

xDDDDD LOL

[PrincessVirgo18]

that sucks so bad thats disrespectful i want a complain who ever made this

[110hinatafan]

P.s God does not force Himself on others. He gives people the choice of accepting Him. He loves you regardless of what you choose but He will not come into your heart unless you Invite Him in. He will not come without permission.

[TheOmegaParadigm]

@110hinatafan He'll only cum if he has permission? What a gentleman. He must have amazing willpower.

[110hinatafan]

That is a rather innapropriate parody. It totally misrepresents God and it is disrespectful! I don't know what kind of joke this is but this anime does not represent Christs true character at all.

[chasbanner]

points for sheer nerve

smiley face

[JazzyXEdward]

This anime has nothing to do with jesus and christain related stuff. This anime is making fun of jesus/God and christian related stuff. Here I thought I actually found a cool christian anime since my parents are trying to stop me from watching Fullmetal Alchemist, peach girl, yugioh and so on because its not christian related. sigh

[deathc0rR3]

@JazzyXEdward what the fuck??? what kind of parents you stopped watching peach girl yugi-oh and my favorite full metal alche. if i were you dude

i will do something . i dont know if what'll you do but im going to do something that i like.

what more if you watched

DEATHNOTE

im sure your parents will say.

oh dear what the hell are you watching

[AoiKageNoChikara]

@JazzyXEdward

Then buy Manga Messiah, Metamorphosis and Mutiny.

these are manga from the bible, made by japanese christians, if you wanna check manga messiah come to my channel, I upload the chapters. I recommend you to watch chapter 10b

[AoiKageNoChikara]

Ok, what does this have to do with Jesus xD

[roseliza2]

this is truly unacceptable ..

[ffxiarcadius]

Are you kidding me? This is the most badass portrayal of jesus I have ever fucking seen! /converts

[ChEnGsTaRz]

You are no believer. find the true Way. Understand the being of Christ and who He is. He should be thought of not in portrayal like this. It is a disgrace. Jesus is not like this in anyway. Sure He was rebellious, but not in this way.

[kiispar]

@ChEnGsTaRz lmao

[ChEnGsTaRz]

@kiispar change your self, find the Way now, or else ........ dont say that i didnt warn you when the time comes...

[kiispar]

@ChEnGsTaRz You do know that people like you are the reason people are so annoyed with Christianity, you cant FORCE it on people. Honestly. Do you think you can change anything by preaching to people on the internet? Well if you do think you can, then good luck, savior. Haha. And I cant say I havent found the way, I grew up with it. And its just not everyones thing, so whatever, I guess im going to hell like you all say. ;P sorry you feel obligated to waste your time on me.

[ChEnGsTaRz]

@kiispar Tsh, ahha, you make me laugh kiddo. I'm just trying to help you out, but if you denied it, that's not my problem, it's all good. Or is it? Whatever, just don't reply to me anymore. =)

[NecoMimi43]

@ChEnGsTaRz  You see, if you say it like a threat like that, it makes you sound like the mafia or something. Its a Do As I Say or suffer for all enernity. What is wrong with living, loving and being able to firmly smile at the end? im not saying no religion im just saying people sould not be forced by fear to live a way that does not sui them

[XXjengrlXX]

what is the actual anime that this is?

[scorpio881]

Saint Beast...

[Kaizaminake]

Oh my god this is so epic!!! nice job dude!

[DarthVakiIer]

someone can tell me

what is the name of the opening song?

[djumba57]

just kids find this shit funny

[dearfloar]

where can I find just that isong?

[animeluvrandkjtdrama]

lol, i loved that "you're father's dead now" part

[butterflylove21]

why is it that he's alive before christ eh? b.c=before christ

[somemerc]

LOL funny as shit what the name of the actual Anime thou?

[ClintEastwood558]

so fucking funny, holy shit

[theclockspider]

Anime Jesus is fabulous.

[sorounichi]

BWAHAAAA!!!! Scientology rocks! And by rocks-- I actually mean; sucks.

[Rmarbled]

Love the Opening.