@Germania1971 Even for an action movie this sucked hardcore. This movie didn't know whether or not it wanted to be a serious action flick or some campy gore fest. The acting was dry across the board. Maybe I just expected better considering this movie was made by the man who made Desperado, and El Mariachi.
It's Grindhouse, so if you knock on the wrong door expecting another kind of house, then you deserve to be assaulted, insulted and generally cut-up about the film's over-the-top Mexploitation slant.. Having said that, Rodreguez needs to apply a little more discipline to editing: there are some scenes that could have been omitted entirely, or replaced with bare-knuckled violence and less talk. If you take all the memorable scenes you'd have about 40 minutes, tops. But hey, it's Grindhouse.
I would LOVE to see 2 PULP films come out. Q.T. did Rodreguez's style awsomely! I want to see how they would fair on Q.T.'s turf!!!!! Let's get this started out of extreme rumor spreading. Once 1 of them hears about it, it'll eat away @ their minds till it happens.
@Ahimas let me rephrase that so people who SPEAK English can understand: "This just sucks! Why do I have to watch a fucking commercial to see a damn video?!" And your answer is. . . commercialism. Look it up. Running a site like YouTube costs something called MONEY; you know as in currency, funds, capital, assets, wealth or riches. Crack a book, I agree about the COMMERCIALS, but try and not sound like such a fool. And if English isn't your language, don't try and translate it.
In Machete Kills film it in Arizona. Get Clint Eastwood as a racist sheriff with sirens on his gran torino and his weapon of choice a 44. Magnum. That be funny as hell.
This movie was a fucking piece of shit!! Just so you get the idea it was 6 times worse than the mariachi movies. There is basicly no story line, its just floating around....
I'm glad he gave it an A-. It looks like a lot of fun, and probably is since it's directed by the same fan who brought us From Dusk Till Dawn and Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror.
i want the actual trailer. wtf!
whorewitch 1 month ago
I turned this movie after a 1/2 hour, it really sucked!!!! Definitely worst from Robert Rodriguez!
fonseca71 4 months ago
its pronounced ma-chett-ay
mcsquizy 4 months ago
@homles35 yeah and I still think it's silly an stupid!!! Rodriguez can better films instead of wasting his time!
Suel14 6 months ago
i waas watching this movie 3 days ago and it was so stupid LOL what in the hell Jessica Alba and Robert DeNiro were thinking ? Haha!
Suel14 6 months ago
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@Germania1971 Too many choonty beaners in the film.
MrGrevy 6 months ago
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Senator McLaughlin's heart is in the right place, but he was too overt with his plans.
MrGrevy 6 months ago
0:37 this guy fucked all the trailer magic
Cypekjam94 6 months ago
Steven Seagal, the guy that made 'Toppik' a real business
IboCino1985 7 months ago
The intestine scene was hilariously over the top, but it was still a badass movie.
connorross123 7 months ago
@Germania1971 Even for an action movie this sucked hardcore. This movie didn't know whether or not it wanted to be a serious action flick or some campy gore fest. The acting was dry across the board. Maybe I just expected better considering this movie was made by the man who made Desperado, and El Mariachi.
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obsequiouschief72 7 months ago
Orale!
Shilohmx1 8 months ago
in a machete video theres a beer advertisement!
1st time ever in youtube that advertisement and video fits!
ImperialSplashma 8 months ago 2
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When i went to see this movie, this woman brought her 6-8 year old child... -_-
hellshot8 9 months ago
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BorisMclain 9 months ago
I thought his name was RICHARD POOPER.
TheMasiker 9 months ago
I think machete is "pajaro nalgon" and he is very good at sucking white pink dick of the white man don't u think amigo?
apache14142 9 months ago
Pinch machete se me hace que es puro churro, probably a junk trash movie ain't watch that shit
apache14142 9 months ago
It's Grindhouse, so if you knock on the wrong door expecting another kind of house, then you deserve to be assaulted, insulted and generally cut-up about the film's over-the-top Mexploitation slant.. Having said that, Rodreguez needs to apply a little more discipline to editing: there are some scenes that could have been omitted entirely, or replaced with bare-knuckled violence and less talk. If you take all the memorable scenes you'd have about 40 minutes, tops. But hey, it's Grindhouse.
Sirgreaseflick 9 months ago 3
@Sirgreaseflick
I would LOVE to see 2 PULP films come out. Q.T. did Rodreguez's style awsomely! I want to see how they would fair on Q.T.'s turf!!!!! Let's get this started out of extreme rumor spreading. Once 1 of them hears about it, it'll eat away @ their minds till it happens.
PirateTravisJohnson1 9 months ago
Steven FUCKIN Seagal !
sharkboy1800 10 months ago 3
If you slice that A - with a MACHETE ... you get an A + !!!
HIghBlutdruck 10 months ago 12
machete improvise
terence665 10 months ago
Porque tarantino está obsecionado con México?
ArkkitehtiMark 10 months ago
@ArkkitehtiMark Es robert rodriguez quien dirige ,no es tarantino.
talesofhorror1 9 months ago
Red Letter Media should review this movie cause no one seems to realize how bad it is.
OrangeOceanOctopus 10 months ago
its ma-che-te, no macheti
rigodan92 11 months ago 5
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Yankees and their language skills ;p
Biopunked 10 months ago
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this movie sucks
dekacster 11 months ago
FUCKING COMMERCIALS - That just sucks! Why do you I have a fucking commercial to see a damn video?!
Ahimas 1 year ago
@Ahimas let me rephrase that so people who SPEAK English can understand: "This just sucks! Why do I have to watch a fucking commercial to see a damn video?!" And your answer is. . . commercialism. Look it up. Running a site like YouTube costs something called MONEY; you know as in currency, funds, capital, assets, wealth or riches. Crack a book, I agree about the COMMERCIALS, but try and not sound like such a fool. And if English isn't your language, don't try and translate it.
pjconnor74 10 months ago
a good wholesome movie for every family to see. :)
dontsendmeignorantsh 1 year ago
this movie was a beast. funny AND violent
dontsendmeignorantsh 1 year ago
its how work this country
aldoradin 1 year ago
... both el padre and machete play in spy kids... haven't watched many anymore but have they been in any other films together?
MikanSakura109 1 year ago
richard next time just stfu and play the trailer okay?...
thetnc1 1 year ago
SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER!! THE TRAILER IS FUCKING DECEIVING!!
AsadZero2 1 year ago
SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER!!
AsadZero2 1 year ago
I hate it when people stuff their faces in the middle of good stuff. OTTA MY SEARCHES DUDE
Kynt0mies 1 year ago
one of the best Rodriguez movie !
Ucho46 1 year ago
just can't take that guy seriously since spy kids.
dude2106 1 year ago
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i though it was funny
westsideoutlaw956 1 year ago
shit film.
boltonlad18 1 year ago
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In Machete Kills film it in Arizona. Get Clint Eastwood as a racist sheriff with sirens on his gran torino and his weapon of choice a 44. Magnum. That be funny as hell.
TonyG8992 1 year ago
Hate speech cinema 101. And a lock for the razzies.
randomscience1 1 year ago
Effing good movie
fromassi 1 year ago 3
This movie was a fucking piece of shit!! Just so you get the idea it was 6 times worse than the mariachi movies. There is basicly no story line, its just floating around....
SADFACE1000 1 year ago
enjoy watching that complete edition of that movie from mimb o .net remove space
antoninaluis 1 year ago
/watch?v=O89iydqR51w
iTzNadiR 1 year ago
If anyone looks like they actually killed someone in real life..... it Danny Trejo ...
MrMICHAELCABOOSE 1 year ago 37
Danny Trejo did kill a man! He got famouus after getting out of jail for murder.
raul132000 8 months ago
@MrMICHAELCABOOSE well maybe he did;)
DomCurty 7 months ago
I thought the movie was bullshit.
jdkjkjdkjdks 1 year ago
@PremiumNetwork Hands down Tarantino
40Pacino 1 year ago
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Cod4inMotion 1 year ago
Thanks for the review Roeper. I wonder why Ebert didnt review this movie?
techniqstechnishion 1 year ago
@PremiumNetwork That's a really dumb question. Tarantino it's not even a question at all.
samyooljackson 1 year ago
@PremiumNetwork Tarantino, no contest. Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds...
ThisIsRaynor 1 year ago
Wtf?A- Dis Movie Iz Horrible I Kno The Director Of Machete Payed U!!!2 Say Dat
724lilman 1 year ago
danny trejo is a badass
Driftas220 1 year ago
@PremiumNetwork Are you kidding? Tarantino.
alexxxdamasta187 1 year ago
A-??? wtf. I'd say more like a C.
FOOZ3R 1 year ago
I'm glad he gave it an A-. It looks like a lot of fun, and probably is since it's directed by the same fan who brought us From Dusk Till Dawn and Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror.
1981bendover 1 year ago
I absolutly loved it, it's funny, it's an action adventure with a strong story, a strong cast & I agree with you all the way.
NY4Life 1 year ago