Joe Avati - Getting in Trouble (Killed for Anything)

[koringn]

so true you could at least run from the wooden spoon of mum but dads iron palm was leathal.

[gojustyle]

This guys is seriously better than a lot of stand ups in Australia why haven't I seen more of him =/

[Kikyo361]

im pretty sure its wop not wog ... but i think hes trying to combine Australian and italian

[mi2boiz]

I remember my mother saying to my father "there's your son....go kill him"!!!! lol

[kikilovesyou96]

This guy tells the truth about everything forza Napoli -3

[imatleast]

so true man

[cheesemaker111]

we wogs had the naughty corner too but we were thrown into it not made to stand next to it

(and wog stands for western oriental gentlemen )

[cheesemaker111]

we wogs had the naughty coner too but we were thown into it not made to stand next to it

(and wog stands for western oriental gentlemen )

[DragonoftheEastblu]

damn so damn true

[barbarshater]

wog thats how the australian call the ppl from greek and italy

[teddybearluvsu2]

this guys halarious me and my parents love him

[LJTorry5000]

if i seeee u toucha the biscuiit

[HockeyGirl514]

When you are "grounded" , you are burried !!! LOLLL Nice one ! Too funny

[xjillx38]

yeap as true as true lol, I've got nonno and nonna and its my dads side and he is so much like that!

[perkele0079]

I think some of todays kids could use some Italian deathrow.

[perkele0079]

Wog is a misnomer in Australia. In the UK, where it came from, and in South Africa, wog means black person. Occasionally it was used for Arabs and Indians.

Monocultural ignorant whitebread Anglo-Celtic Australia in the 50s started using it to derogate Southern Europeans when they started arriving because they tended to have darker skin.

[wogdogify]

does anyone know where i can find this full show

[shaboopishaboopi]

@wogdogify

you can buy it on dvd?

[aussiewogfob]

@wogdogify Il Divo DVD.

[OMORFI94]

so friggen true ! lol

[BigVomit07]

Sei un genio JOE...Vieni in Italia a fare il tuo show!!!

Credo che avresti un successo!!!!

Hey JOE!!!

[lizziedizzy5412]

bahahaha xD "Italian deathrow"

god this show is funny xD

[snippoptak]

I've seen him live in Sydney twice, I have the Il Dago DVD too, so true and so awesome! There are going to be people who cannot relate to this and the jokes, but it's not supposed to be for everyone.

I find that this joke is similar to what Russell Peters says, but I think most ethnics have the being killed by their parents thing in common hehe.

[300rules4ever]

funny as!!!

TRUE

[kraztatsa]

Omg hilarious and so true.

[AndyPandyO]

does anyone know where i could find his stuff from about 6 years ago?

[alpacinoscarface185]

im a greek wog yea we r burried when we do stuff wrong

[xOxBiancaahxOx]

my mum and dad saw joe avati he is so funny

[InLovinMemoryOfSammy]

lmao! my mom always says "wait till your father gets home".

[kanzulu]

Pryor Lives On.

[Raylet2]

'when he come home he gonna kill u...' so tru l0l

[ZaMakedonija]

bahaha.

Saw him he is fuckin awesome

[nxstn]

"...If you're a wog and you get grounded you're buried!!!!...."

So funny!!! I'm a Britalin (British-Italian) and don't know what wog actually means but I assume it means Italian, right?

Joe's so funny, I wish he came to the UK more often...

[Regazze87]

haha luvved this...il dago was the best night eva..so tru i cried :P LOL

[Regazze87]

haha saw Il Dago live..and being italian i cried coz it was all so tru hahaha :P BEST NIGHT EVA...funniest guys

[danssyt]

legend

[mtlfs01]

I saw this guy in Montreal and let me tell you as a person born in Italy this guy has the accent down pat and he is funny in every way. can't wait till he come back for a show

[piminorofreak]

@mtlfs01 its cos he is Italian and speaks it at home with the family, all wogs tend to, especiall when we r younger!!

[wogboystooge]

LMFAOO

thatss so truee

wogs do get it worse

[darakr]

funny, but what is a wog? is that australian for italian?

[martinses]

Wog is the same as Wop. IE: Immigrant from southern europe.

[BubblyBoom3000]

i still dong understand what the letters stand for... for both wog and wop...

[mi2boiz]

@BubblyBoom3000

WOP - With Out Papers WOG not sure.

[virgiolinna]

@martinses what's a wop?

[derfla1977]

WOG is a term meaning Western Italian Gentleman, its also rude for Italian like Wop in USA

[CR7inho]

wog mean western orienteal gentleman

[TheDoctor46vr]

WOG means Western Oriental Gentleman

[Raylet2]

wogs are the following, italians, serbians, macos, lebos, greeks and a few more.

[CR7inho]

a wog is a western orientel gentleman

[AnitaLovesFallOutBoy]

wog is pretty much any person from europe that imagrated to australia. Its meant to offend us, but now we just laugh

[fullysikdrager]

basicly WOG is European like if your Italian, Greek, Lebonese your a WOG and lemme tell you WOGS 4 Life lol

[communitychannel1fan]

@darakr Yeah, Australian for Italian, Greek, Bosnian etc...

[Shrewmy]

@darakr

Typically someone of Mediterranean descent, applying to Italians, Greeks, Macedonians etc.

[skaarj999]

@darakr

No, wog is italian just a different name for it :)

[036265]

@darakr yep stands for western orientated gentleman.. in Australia its just derrogatory for mediterraneans

[xandapip]

@darakr Wog = Western Oriented Gentlmen

Basically. Greeks, Italians, Lebo's, Skips. THeres alot more but cbf naming them

[MrWogboy69er]

@darakr wog is wat the aussie call us koz we are better and have more 2 offer the ladys then they do

[youpkmt988]

@darakr Aussie term for a european in the 50's and 60's.

[hutchimodutchimo]

@darakr WOG's are essentially Europeans. 

[Spirky7]

@darakr Wog is a person from eastern europe like Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Italy, Greece etc

[ExploraOfLife123]

@darakr A wog is Aussie slang for someone who is a immagrint from Italy, Greece or spain or somewhere in the mediterianian. Originally it was an offensive and racist term to use against the immagrints but the seriousness of the term has milded over the years. Its sort of used like the word "nigger" in America,the rule of thumb is that its ok to use if you are a "wog" or "wog" decent but not so if you are a skip (anglo-australian or any other race). Cont...

[missjuliexx]

@darakr Back in the day it was a derogatory term to class all southern Europeans (italian's, cro's, greek's, etc) These days it is more harmless and used loosely.

[AgentSquirrel1234]

@darakr yeah it does

[TempestKiro]

@darakr Wog is a racial slurr for anyone from the mediteranians, be that Greek, Italian. ect ect. But personally I don't know anyone who uses it in an offensive way or any wogs that takes it badly.

[tbsdy]

@darakr "Western Oriental Gentleman", but can be anyone from overseas (except Asians)

[varamimbre]

@darakr a wog is a GRIngo

[MrAppleiPad]

@darakr wog is a western orienatated gentlemen

[djsfromcbc]

@darakr in Australia, mostly Italians and Greeks (and others) get called wogs. Its an abusive term but we live with it like the word 'niggah'. Like at school theres wogs, aussies and asians. Its not offensive unless someone goes up to you and says "you fucking wog, go back to your country" thats when shit goes down

[baljm007]

@darakr wog - western oriental gentleman is a term used to describe greeks and italian migrants into australia.

[TheSarah2445]

@darakr its australian for lebanese, greeks, italians etc

[jimmmyange]

@darakr Western Oriental Gentleman. thnk before u write

[aussiewogfob]

@darakr A Wog is an Australian word/name given to anyone who comes from Italy, Greece or anywhere around the Mediteranean. It was first used by Australians (also known as "Skips") on them as a derogatory expression.

[cortellazz69]

what a legend u are joe, i find it amazing how he keeps on coming up with even better jokes

[iamThespian]

lol, truuuuuue

[wvrnnrkd]

i met joe avati about 5 years back in canada, he's a good friend of my uncle

[mosaboodah]

this is champagne comedy at it's best

[antospad14]

roflmao

[fghrtfg]

SO TRUE LMAO

[ForzaFerrari7]

Its so true if only had $1 for every time i heard my mum say wait until your father comes home lol lol