Don't Hit The Dog - How I Met Your Mother

[criminalcheddar]

I laughed till I cried...

[yaiolover411]

I love when Barney asks Ted what to do when the dog went in front of the car and Ted's all like

"Step on the brake...sometime in the next 20 minutes"

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

hamanahhamanahamanah

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

I like the one where he stands in front of the class for the first time and doesn't know wehther to play cool or hard. and he says : Good morning class... What's up dudes? Silence!

[stefan26sept]

I love this!

You can just see Josh is laughing for real... so natural :)

I love HIMYM!!!

[runawayz28]

why does Ted say "zitch(?) dog" what does that mean?

[M1mustang]

It's a game they were playing: whenever you see a dog, you say "zitch dog" whoever says it first gets a point, whoever has the most points win.

[RadTheCowboy]

in the episode they play a car game, when they see a dog they say "zitch dog" but ted's really bad at it

[ranknoid]

my fav episode

[rangersrthebest1]

0:46 is lengen wait for it ............DARY

[Krisseyxo]

Ahhah, Barney is amazing ! <3

[ZacCombustion]

SCREAMING IS FUUUUUUN!

hahahaha

[Bora199420]

haminah haminah haminah ahahahah

[BigRamzy]

Haminah, haminah, haminah, haminah

AWESOME!!!

[salo78a]

I'm confused, he doesn't know how to drive but in one episode he was trying to get away from a speeding ticket? did i miss an episode where he learned how to drive?

[ryanscott816]

true, but this episode is 2x17, and the one with the speeding tickets is 4x23, so it may be guessed that he learns to drive all along this 2 years, from 2007 to 2009

[satomi325]

its a flash back...teds telling everyone else about his and barney's experience with marshal's car cuz the car broke...

[FatPure7]

Haha 500 miles!

[Guoy]

the smile at 1:04! Legendary!

[marksandman08]

awesome track....

[Dargblastit]

1:07 lOl awsm

[CrazyFanGirl14]

Memoriesss(:

[Michael6Lee]

LOL

[Dakine123]

He lives in New York!?

[medancer2009]

how doesn't he know how to drive?!?!?!

[Fluffspeare]

I don't know how to drive. It happens.

[sharaa90]

hahahaha :D

[tmpaus7060]

hahahaa funniest clip ever!!!

[possefever]

screaming is fuuuuuuun!!!

[3edleg]

freakn funny

[hackerma998]

what car is that? corvette?

[deathsythe12]

Pontiac Fierro.

[SpikeFancier]

Lol "and i will walk 1000 miles"

[balihaj]

@SpikeFancier

500 miles!

[SpikeFancier]

Woopsiee

[aquax1908]

1:06= awesomeness! :PPP

[isadorastrokes]

that is my favorite HIMYM episode ever. And it's pretty hard to choose, since this show is so amazing... but that Fierro was the best car ever, the scene with Marshal's brothers when they give him the car is absolutely hilarious! And this one too, of course.

[Haeinscute]

I would definitely be like Ted in that situation hahaha

[RosaT100]

Btw i love the way how Barney says: "Dude!, the dog..." and when he turn on the radio is hilarious too...

[RosaT100]

the most hilarious scene of the whole season... it was so funny. I watched it with my sister and we couldn't stop laughing... :)

[eljesse760]

hahaha thats is so hilarious

[Snazzyfireplant]

LOL!!! THIS IS SO AMAZING AND FUNNY!

[DaVv3e]

hilarious :D

[Wyrmwood2012]

1:07

LMAO!!

[mythos4]

"Throw me the Idol, I'll throw you the whip"

[WASTINGMYTIMEWITHYOU]

SCREAMING IS FUNNN

HIMYM Best show ever

[tiffstaughtonxx1]

humana humana humana humanaaa!!!

[HotJeter]

ted looks so adorable when hes laughing!!!!!

[angelwriter18]

hahaha, that was so embarassing...I hope that never happens to me...

[LnknLusT]

hamena hamena hamena hamena

[masterofstealthcj]

i say that too much now

[Marcotsu]

ST0P DROP AND ROLL!

[10Dante4]

i love when they scream

[kdeuchars94]

500 miles - by the proclaimers xx

[jag05k]

zitch dog...one nothing lol

[danta232]

i just love the bit where he looks in the mirror and smiles.. classic barney.

[hopeful4u]

SCREAMING IS FUN!!

i Love that part!!

L.O.L. man..

[footballsav]

LMFAO Ignore The Old Lady & The Rascal This Isnt A Race...Screaming is Fuuunnnnn LMFAO x2

[Yuvi164]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[stealthman010]

how is the song called ?

[NicoDame]

search for "500 miles" - you will find it

[bbboooommmm]

500 miles by proclaimers

[masterofstealthcj]

hang on, in season 4 barney can drive perfectly

[spx14]

this is him remembering back to when he taught him to drive

[sonicgoku]

that just means he learns at some point in season three offscreen

[gir2345]

It's called "Arrivederci, Fiero". Season 2 episode 17.

[RainbowTapir]

Can anyone understand what Ted is screaming (other than "SCREAMING IS FUUUN!")? xD

Brilliant clip.

[frenchtoastgrl]

at some point it's "stop drop and roll"

[Nicktroptopolis]

"Throw me the Idol, I'll throw you the whip"

It's a quotation from the start of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Thanks for asking though, 'cause I'd never been able to work out what it was after that. You've solved the mystery :)

[RainbowTapir]

Ahahaha, awesome, thanks. That's brilliant xD Love HIMYM!

[jonkind]

the good times from himym, te new season is crap :(

[Laaure10]

J'aime, j'aime, j'aaaaaime ! ♥

[jakewarfare]

zitch dog. yes 1-nothing

[Platform9n3quarters]

Make the L's with your hands. LOL

[dhamakadancer]

screaming is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun hahahahahah ted

[generalKayZ]

funniest parts: 0:30 0:45 1:06 1:20

[vandeilsonnobre]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... o Barney é mt medrosooooO eo ted é mt malavadoooO com eli....kkkkkkk

[kairakia]

"Left. Le... oh man, I'm totally blanking!"

"Make the Ls with your hands!"

Also I love how when Ted's saying all the stuff about stop drop and roll and the idol and whip, Barney's listening and repeating him! He's so desperate for advice he's not even paying attention to what the advice is!! =3

[SeSotUt]

I wish I could have been in the backseat. :D

[vithano]

niki,they meant that barney pissed himself

[nikiforos6]

did we ever learn what the second "accident" was ted is referring to at the end?

[vithano]

he pissed on himself

[HTDM2]

he meant that barney hadd and acident in his pants :)

[crafty1985]

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

[XYBlueeyesXY]

whats the song called?

[ph0enixillusion]

"Arrivederci, Fiero" 2x17

[xaftz]

Which episode is this?

[osmanyalin]

@1:07 :D

[BazzMike]

HAHAHA

[AznBoi142]

HAHA , love the part when they're screaming.

[220891nb]

i just watched this episode, sooooo funny XDXDXDXDXD

[MinKattMossy]

Barney is such a freak... Sooo cute... =D

[DevilsCocks]

auf welcher staffel isn die folge is ja geil^^

[stubsi93]

das ist die 17. folge der 2. staffel

und sie ist so

legen...wait for it...dary!!!

Hab in 2 wochen 3 staffeln gesehn und bereue nichts...sehr großer spaßfaktor :D:D:D

so awesome!!

[11moii]

ich derbe!!!

Haha, thats all i can!

[buffy9rox]

this is the funniest show on earth : )

[ravenhpltc242]

LOL I never noticed that Ted tells Barney to stop, drop and roll at 0:40.

For the record, showing this clip has gotten 3 of my friends to watch HIMYM. It's perfect.

[HASHlRAMA]

lol funniest actor ever :P

[kgbela]

it's a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:DD­: loooooooool

barney is funny:D:D:D

[quinbit]

seriously the best show ever.

[TheDimsh]

agreed

[Lorien90]

hammena hammena hammena hammena

[VivaLaLobotomy]

Seriously, this is the best show ever!

[dzakere]

1:07 :)

[SpazzzDog]

I just adore all the characters on this show. Ted is so cute and I'm a strait dude! CBS really hit gold with this show!

[hansi98]

what is the name of the song

[OppiMac]

500 miles - the proclaimers

[wywDarky]

i hope for your sake you're mixing right and left..

[theannmartin]

LOL! This is basically me in a car. (Well, maybe not quite so useless)

Totally hilarious!

[MsAnakinSolo]

Ted has the cutest laugh in 0.50

[SpazzzDog]

I think so too, and I"m a dude!

[WhitneLynn]

hilarious

[ORnaBO]

XD!!!!

[alexafru]

Hahahaha!!! My favourite scene!!

How I met your mother ftw!

[cookiedoh666]

hah this will be me whn i start drivi lol lets hope mybest fried will be more helpful than ted lmao

[alexvega9309]

yeah it is a flashback

[DonDoLore]

1. LMAO!!

2. kind of a mistake in the whole show, first he isn´t able to drive but in season 3 or 4 he tries himself to talk out of a speeding ticket..

but doesn´t really matter, this show is friggn awesome

[120524]

well it could have been after this incident that barney learned how to drive

[SARAHH213]

He made that up, he stole it from a Porno.

[riku45]

Wasnt this a flash back years before that season? I cant remember myself :P..who cares though its a great show still

[nanakon28]

Well actually this is a past of the Fierro. So this could of taken place at any time prior to the Fierro being in the auto shop. So he could of learned how to drive a long time ago and when the Fierro was in the shop, he starts telling the story about how he didn't know how to drive back then.

But yeah it doesn't matter, Barney Stinson is awesome and this show is legendary.

[twofingeredsalute90]

..the Fierro's odometer is shown in the beginning of this scene, so I guess that would give you a rough idea of when it happened, sort of :)

[ludwigvanzeppelin09]

i feel like this scene was all ad lib lol

[VioVil]

Such a great scene, such a great show! :) Just love it

[dangelo91]

one of tv's best moments at 1:07

[isildur555]

at first i hated Barney But now i love Barney and i hate Ted i hate his smile

[846524162]

Hey, me too ;)

[alwayslexie]

I LOOOOOVE when Ted laugh at 0:58!! :D :)

[livesointensely]

This is one of my favorite scenes ever, if not my favorite.

[xXGlauXx]

This is such a great scene. I laugh every time!

[augustagloop]

I love Ted's laugh when he asks barney why he turned the radio on.

[nicolaos501111]

hahaha

[freakyfee91]

I LOVE how he smiles at himself when he looks in the mirror xD 1:07

[kyal987654321]

LOL

[anttsor]

dude! A dog!

[krwww]

hamnahamanahamana

[846524162]

That was hammana hammana hammana hammana.....

Hannah montana is just stupid.

[deestilo]

oh no..... you gonna get the DUH

way to go captain obvious.

[modernjuice]

xD 0:31

ted's jump when the radio is turned on

[PetiteCutweive]

This is somewhat my favorite scene in HIMYM. Everything in it is perfect xD. From the 'dude, a dog!", till "screaming is fuuuun!"

God, I love this show.

[xLauraxCullenx]

i never realised he said screaming is fun xD lol

[margariid]

why does barney "amanah amanah amanah" at the end? xD he peed himself ?

[Pavignon]

yesh.

[dauphinsuk]

haha fuck heroes im watching this on monday!

[greenlanternintx]

What does Ted say between STOP DROP AND ROLL, and SCREAMING IS FUUUUUUUUUUN?

[greenlanternintx]

SCREAMING IS FUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

[donIvan3004]

Legen... wait for it... daryyyyy :D

[19freke]

aaaaahhhhhhhh adog

[MidnaRules2]

LOL for 0:44. That part made me ROTFL.

[beccaslessor]

DIED of laughter XD

[spejarn]

Its hilarious isnt it? xD

[shikamaru1007]

hamana hamana hamana

[dogukantuten]

its Bloody Funyy

[555slipknotic666]

Zitch dog!!

[Grievousapprentice15]

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[smaf1414]

SCREAMING IS FUUUUUUUUUN!

Lmao! ahahaha awesome

[Kimimaro277]

dude a dogg!! hahahah....just awsome..one of my favourit spots

[weazeypeasey]

this is probably my FAAAAVORITE part in the whole series.

[twins1729]

LMAO! Barney reminds me of ME behind the wheel! :P

[bichahunter]

yeah thks man its a nice song

[anyadhatan]

hes just.. AWESOME :DDDDD

[KeriTheGreat08]

lmfao! I'm tearing up this is so funny!

[lejapeja]

haaaaaha

[bichahunter]

this show is awesome just like barney lol whats the name of the song that goes on the radio

[motimon3]

i would walk 500 miles - The Proclaimers.. the only song that plays in Marshall's car lol

[beautyoverfish]

the first time i saw this episode, i laughed so hard i couldn't open my eyes. i had to pause it and go back to it later.

[JEVOWNZJ00]

This has started airing in the UK and I love it.

[evilrobotz]

The show is going to get watched by people who wont fully appreciate the show. E4 will commercialise it =(

[iluvfierobhl]

LOL! this is so me first time i drove!

[hehehe08]

I looove this scene! he he he This show rules :)

[TheSamee]

How come Barney's suddenly speeding in the new series then? Is it because he's so awesome?