Uranus has been thoroughly probed. I hope it was worth all the hardship and pain. Must of stretched the limits of your patience. At least it went smoothly, I take it.
I bet for the next month, you heard EDI's voice ringing in your ears, "PROBE LAUNCHED. LAUNCHING PROBE. PROBE LAUNCHED. PROBE LAUNCHED. LAUNCHING PROBE."
After war with reapers... Explorer1: Oh look, it's Uranus. Should we pay a visit? Explorer2: Let's scan the planet. Who knows what you find down there? Ships EDI: 751 Anomalies detected. Explorers: WTF?! Ships Commander: Must have been war down there. EDI play every anomaly, one by one. Ships EDI: Patching Anomaly 1 through Anomaly 1: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite planet in the galaxy. ... Anomaly 751: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite planet in the galaxy. Crew: OMFG
EDI: Commander, while you were wasting time like a retard, the Reapers managed to destroy all sentient life in the galaxy, ring up an enormus phone bill, and trash your petunias.
damn... now that is useless dedication, nice upload! Someone had to make the sacrifice, i could never do something like that, it would get so annoying and soooo tedious
How long did it take you in real-time?
UthersonL 4 months ago
Uranus has now been thoroughly abused. I'm surprised they let you put this on youtube.
Anonym0109 7 months ago 4
how does it feel to have probed ... uranus
thetwilightprincess2 9 months ago
Shepard: Those collector bastards will know they've entered my territory when they see this!!
Collectors : What the hell?? Land there!!! Meanwhile aboard the Normandy.
EDI: Commander im receiving reports of a collector ship landing on Uranus
Shepard: What but i marked it with probes!! Ha probing Uranus.
EDI: Apparently you seem to have successfully wasted 15 trillion credits.
Commander I hereby award you The DUMBASS OF THE YEAR award!
MrFrost791 10 months ago
Uranus is depleted... just saying. :D
Freeride600 11 months ago
Probes Used: 751
Round Trips Made: 26
Credits Spent: 15,600
Resources Obtained (Approx.): 10,900
Time Wasted: All of it
It's official. Uranus has been officially probed.
hamsterdoom360 1 year ago 14
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OVER URANUS.
BigWillTheThrill 1 year ago
wonder if anyone was actually dumb enough to walk around uranus during shepards complete planet bombardment of probes
Shadowchu098 1 year ago
750 probes in Uranus >:D
fireyblackdragon 1 year ago 4
Song in the video is "Propane Nightmares [Celldweller remix]" for all those asking.
Volatar2 1 year ago 2
@Volatar2 Indeed it says in the opening ;)
pcgamingvstheworld 1 year ago
@pcgamingvstheworld And yet somehow I missed that. *facepalms*
Volatar2 1 year ago
Shepard: I'm commander Shepard and I thoroughly probed Uranus
EDI: voi...ce softw...are upd..ate nee..ded
Joker: greaaat now the ships AI sounds like it got analed, I'm just saying
shadow0913 1 year ago 5
He's still gathering some iridium.
Uranus is resourceful.
Tzako 1 year ago 4
Really? Commander?
Probing Uranus.
Antipilor 1 year ago
Uranus has been thoroughly probed. I hope it was worth all the hardship and pain. Must of stretched the limits of your patience. At least it went smoothly, I take it.
CLSwain 1 year ago 12
Holy fuck, awesome song. Who remixed it? I need the song sauce NOW
pliskin100 1 year ago
Someone needs Thane's probe upgrade.
On a side note, this should be an achievement.
MeTheOneth 1 year ago
EDI: Uranus is depleted, Commander.
Sheperd: ...
EDI: That was not a joke.
thingymuwatsit 1 year ago
EDI: Uranus is depleted, Commander.
context, it matters a lot.
thingymuwatsit 1 year ago
I bet for the next month, you heard EDI's voice ringing in your ears, "PROBE LAUNCHED. LAUNCHING PROBE. PROBE LAUNCHED. PROBE LAUNCHED. LAUNCHING PROBE."
Ganjacide 1 year ago 6
@Ganjacide i wouldnt lost my mind. hope he played music and muted the sound for his own sake
Vykkdraygo713 1 year ago
Right...
Mesina2 1 year ago
"I am detecting an anomoly."
On Uranus? Gross...
SupportShotgun 1 year ago
TukeDuke 1 year ago 11
Haha awesome!
BTW what is the name of this song?
XSakuraHarunoX 1 year ago
I'm Commader Shepard, and I like probing Uranus.......wait.... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
xXelmarcoCFCXx 1 year ago
@xXelmarcoCFCXx I'm Commander Shepard, and though I have reach, Uranus has flexibility... wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
ZerbanDaGreat1 1 year ago 5
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite probing job in the galaxy.
SynysterMikey 1 year ago
Your fish died
varxe7 1 year ago 8
bioware should have done something like EDI-''shepard im getting tired or saying the same thing over and over.''
EDDIEinWAR 1 year ago
and the autistic gamer of the year goes to..
SiNN4R 1 year ago
maybe you should try a spiral at some point, make a pretty spinner, or a face on the backside that you see when you spin the planet.
AlienInvader 1 year ago
Haha, that was awesome. :)
mayatola 1 year ago
Uranus is depleted...
mikethebiped 1 year ago
Woulda been easier if you had the 60 probes upgrade. Still pretty awesome.
Vertanius 1 year ago 3
lol you must have raged when it came down to that last one cuz you would have got it if you did not double up on that other square.
feoray 1 year ago
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EMPPT 2 years ago
Shepard: Whew, done
EDI: Commander, while you were wasting time like a retard, the Reapers managed to destroy all sentient life in the galaxy, ring up an enormus phone bill, and trash your petunias.
Shepard: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
separationofmind 2 years ago 85
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EMPPT 2 years ago
Awesome video and song 5/5
ImNotHealingYouFool 2 years ago
God dammit, commander.
KrimsinYT 2 years ago 3
"Really, Commander?"
MelowMaverick 2 years ago 6
After playing Mass Effect 2 I have a deadly fear of mineral scanning. T.T
xBlizzerx 2 years ago
damn... now that is useless dedication, nice upload! Someone had to make the sacrifice, i could never do something like that, it would get so annoying and soooo tedious
neoduke007 2 years ago
Man, this is awesome. xD
I also went and bought the song off Amazon after watching this a few times.
bloodylogos 2 years ago
You're an idiot! Get a life!
kallebal 2 years ago
Said the person insulting people on the internet.
Ristle 2 years ago
I think you missed a spot. Right there. No, to the left. See?
creston918 2 years ago
What was the point of that?
Frenzy786 2 years ago
Art?:D
merlinwarage 2 years ago
Dammit! EDI must have gone crazy after this...
*******
EDI: Are you sure Commander?
Shepard launches first probe...
EDI (after a long sigh): PROBING URANUS...
bondbr 2 years ago
This video was mentioned in Christina Norman's tweet page. She is a game developer at Bioware. Congrats.
marick626 2 years ago 4
I like how you had to make one more buying trip just to buy the last probe.
hansamurai 2 years ago
whats the song
warmech15 2 years ago
anyone wondering, its prenounced- 'Urineus'
TheSacredNightmare 2 years ago
Hahaha I just realised it was Uranus.
LarcusMywood 2 years ago
Are you insane!.. I mean that as a compliment.
ptysnz 2 years ago
I guess this is what people who hate the planet scanning minigame are missing.
5FiveX 2 years ago
PROBING URANUS
HE HE HE
bettythechimp 2 years ago 6
You didn't even do that in a relay with a fuel station, nor with double probe capacity.
You must be a masochist.
S3N0R 2 years ago 67
@S3N0R But it's all worth it for motivational posters about strip-mining Uranus.
MeTheOneth 1 year ago
@S3N0R Guess you didn't realizd that the point of this vid was to probe UR_ANUS?
AllycatLeo 1 year ago
I cannot imagine how boring this must have been to do - and twice.
kwkwkwa 2 years ago