Jon Stewart - The Math on Terror

[angelinarai]

Oh my Jesus, this is gold

[thinker6236]

So anyways ron paul....

[convictPKlol]

WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RON PAUL ALREADY!?!!!!

[thedudeman4078]

@convictPKlol no.

[jakebenjaminsk7ss]

@convictPKlol thank you...so much. someone needed to say it

[SchoolingAllComments]

@convictPKlol No. RON PAUL

[liammasters27]

I concur, RON PAUL, indeed

[VGTheater]

@Imakeplanesboom i am verry scared that Ron paul will end like most of our history best freedom fighters,but in the end,the risk is worth taking.

[Imakeplanesboom]

RON PAUL

[kurnellampdwarf]

carry the Cheney

LOL

[19danflo]

@kurnellampdwarf i know almost shat my pants

[naryanr]

This video is so perfect.  I really couldn't have put it better myself.

Just loving how the bomb turns all the complaints into a big ass flag (nationalism card) and an excuse for urgent stupidity.

[Carbide195]

seems legit

[redshark618]

Lovin the American flag - it just shows how nationalism and ignorance go hand in hand

[rudibr7878]

@redshark618 this, I tell you brother...you cant have one without the other

[BBoyFury]

@redshark618 Only if the nationalist was already ignorant. It is quite possible to be a flag-loving nationalist without being ignorant, and history is replete with such people. Unfortunately it's the ignorant ones that get all the news coverage.

[TomStraub]

@redshark618

Are you holding an American flag?

[TheHaave]

RON PAUL 2012

[Psy0psAgent]

The War on Terror. TWOT. The War Against Terrorism. TWAT.

[Blackout5871]

@Psy0psAgent Funny how both of which can be used to insult someone.

[2Carny]

Terror  oil Terror oil

[prodigy051985]

lol!! carry the cheney

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Now that Bush is out of power he finally has time to finish his new book...

He can't believe that caterpillar is still hungry.

[GallowsComedian]

carry the cheney lol

[albimaks]

haha.. the explosion of the Army Depot near Tirana, Albania.. lol



[flyingtoaster13]

He divided by zero.

[idunnononame]

@flyingtoaster13 So what they say about the world blowing up if you divide by zero really is true....

[ohnoemynameistaken]

That was one massive explosion! I wonder where that was.

[superwout]

@ohnoemynameistaken an ammo dump in Afghanistan

[eerr89]

that was stuped

[PrincessSybilla77]

@eerr89 This is how you spell it: s-t-u-p-i-d.

[revjimbob]

@eerr89

stuped is the wurd

[Bot23]

@eerr89 1. It's spelt stupid so the irony of your comment is probably beyond your comprehension.

2. He was mocking Glenn Beck.

[AndrewDeLong]

Shit, he forgot to carry the 1.

[petepete227]

@AndrewDeLong Don't worry about it. He carried the Cheney

[energeez]

nevermind ROFL

[SunStreeM]

i don't like math.

[BrandonSchleifer]

Republicans are like Dementors: "they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... If it can, the Dementor [or Republican] will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soulless and evil." -JK Rowling.

[KungfuCow5]

@BrandonSchleifer ...Or in other words, Michelle Bachmann? It's in the eyes.

[faller006]

@BrandonSchleifer Ron Paul is republica and hi is very different from other republicans, you should specify a bit more(Dementor = Bush).

[someovertherainbable]

@BrandonSchleifer Republicans are like Democrats. They're retarded

[GLANL]

I just do not want to do dimensional analysis on this equation :P

[getsickiebrah]

@ChrisYoung2008 you might want to go get that looked at.

[sharky0922]

i wonder whats that explosion was all about

[dylf14]

R/E = TA

[halodemo65]

If x and y divided the nation, shouldn't he have put nation on the top of the fraction? Jon Stewart ain't the brightest guy out there.

[stiimuli]

@halodemo65 it was a satirical comedy bit. You really gonna criticize the placement of the fake values in his equation?

anal much?

[ellethekitty]

@halodemo65 he is ridiculing Glenn Beck's bit, which seldom makes any sense.

[thisguy0203]

@halodemo65 are you kidding? thats like walking up to a kids tea party and saying "you might have put too much pretend sugar in that empty cup" Its a joke. You can spend all day checking his work, if you wan't, it still wont accomplish anything

[halodemo65]

@thisguy0203 "Too much" is an arbitrary amount. Analogy fail.

[EXRazeBurn]

@halodemo65

Math Equations = A series of variables you generally can mix and match to yield a successful equation if you understand enough of the subject

Hypothetical Equations = A purely allegorical litterary device designed to convey information and events that if used as hindsight have already occured in a single configuration that can't be altered.

FAIL

[RJWooller]

Glenn Beck has just been wasted.

[RJWooller]

A great take on the teacher style Glen Beck lectures on False News.

[cshubs]

He was terrorized by the chalkboard at the end.

[truthIsStranger]

This guy is hard to hate but you have to try.

Almost all of the authors they introduce to you after twenty minutes of funny work FOR THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS.

I was really taken in by him. I didn't even believe what I just said until I witnessed Stewart and Dan Rather exchanging a masonic handshake ("Sit down, Brother!" - Stewart) right in front of me. It was in '08? I think? So long ago. Rather then proceeded to pathologize Afghans as "needing" war.

[Psa1mist9]

THIS GUY IS THE MAN!!

[Foreveryoung7575]

I effing love Jon Stewart :P

[MrBigEnchilada]

nice it took me a while to do the extra steps....

[aguuled]

FAUX NEWS = EPIC FAIL

[aneel13jan]

Haha

[eyeammi]

Don't blame Bush, he just forgot to carry the Cheney. It's an honest mistake...

[whatsgoingon07]

Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert should do a show together!

[foxish282]

on a slightly lower intelectual level... LOOK AT THE PRESSURE WAVE FROM THAT EXPLOSION!!!!

[tuseroni]

@foxish282 what is lower intellectual level about that, pressure waves are awesome things, a quite visible example of of the propagation of gas from higher pressure to lower pressure and the effects heat has on light

also a good way of introducing the concept of thunder which is itself a pressure wave from the super-heating of air in a lightning strike and a much larger version of the crack you hear when electricity jumps a spark gap.

[foxish282]

@tuseroni oh i know about the science behind it.. but everytime i see something spectacular i don't like to explain why it's an intelligent observation because it usually kills the mood.... imagine explaining how fireworks are work and wy they are coloured :D i just meant that, in this example it was outside the politics and so unintelligent to ignore all that nd go "ohh nice explodion dude" =3

[foxish282]

@tuseroni P.S. do you know what kind of bomb they used? it's bleedin massive! looks like a freakin low yield nuke XD

[CallASpadeASpade2U]

@foxish282

ya,no kidding. Look what it did to the clouds. :)

[frogofzion]

LOL @ norvman better than being a "righty" brainwashed sheep.

And personally, I just graduated with a PhD in physics @ WhatsAMattaU LOL and those equations.... all SOLID!!!

[norvman]

Hey Johns a Lefty... in more ways than one...

[macmarine]

THAT … I presume … was a DAISYCUTTER

[yamigosaya]

Do u guys know what Tae means in our country??

SHIT

[Xeonaa]

@yamigosaya Well, that pretty much sums up the Bush administration, so I think the translation is right on the money!

[yamigosaya]

@Xeonaa Yep!

[TheMetalRiffer]

Genius and true

[suicunesrider]

.....only Jon Stewart can divide by zero.

[absurdcommathe]

TAER is how Bush used to say "terror"

[worktosser]

@absurdcommathe And those who commit those acts are tourists.

[kydenj28]

That shits funny i don't care who you are!

[b017ni3]

shoulda known he was a lefty!!  i -3 jon!!

[dvzqz87]

haha fucking bril, love jon stewart

[ReachX99]

The Zero is there to represent the governor douche administration

[TruthseekerYgg]

so, in trying to solve for R, he ended up dividing by zero....

[EJNewbury]

But the equation was already solved for R o_0

[bvdwidepants]

LOL,,gotta love this guy.

[DarkRukia1986]

And the moral to this video is....don't divide by 0!

[akapbe]

I Love This

[gamerguy209]

Carry the Cheney lol

[krusader85]

Jon is so sexy

[MisledTrick]

Explosion happened because he divided by Zero. I'll let you figure out which of those variables was 0. :P

(Hint for those weak in math: it's a value in one of the denominators; don't know what a denominator is? Well, look it up)

[Debba99]

We have Liberal talking heads and Right wing Talking heads pointing out the LIES and Corruption of the other side while the SHEEPLE divide choosing sides; thus, BOTH Political Party's who have LIED and STOLEN our Rights, Liberties, Income/Assets/Wealth, Justice & elections process. We have little means to STOP them now & be a People FIGHTING poverty & oppression out in the Streets like other people around the globe.

[Zentz29]

Terrorists derpa derp derp LIBERALS! Gawd derpa derp derp JEEEZUZ!

That sums up everything Glen Beck has ever had to say about anything...ever...

[bobeagle007]

southpaws are weird..

[Dewdaahman]

they'll be laughin' til they reach the gallows, then they'll cry like little girls.. "..shall be drawn to the gallows, not walking or carried.."

[Bluestocking22]

3 people forgot to carry the Cheney

[ksb78]

Finally! Yes! a skit/clip without some goofy ass commentary over it. You let the skit speak for itself! Thank you so much. I think I want to have your babies.

[novadrian]

Excellent...but where and what was the massive explosion....missile attack?

[Pentagon1311]

@novadrian It was an explosion in an Albanian military facility, i heard it even though i live in another country :)

[Ayplus]

Reminiscent of linear algebra

[mssugahill]

Carry the Chenney, LOL!

[boss180888]

this shit owns e=mc2

[colliegirl29]

does anyone remember what episode (or a link even) of the Daily Show bit that had Jon doing his Glenn Beck impersonation and he talks about "organs organizing"? i've been searching forever....

[1belsebob1]

@colliegirl29 google Jon Stewart's 11/3 Project

[patient451]

Funny that an openly liberal satirist on Comedy Central is perhaps the most trustworthy person on television right now.

[boss180888]

@patient451 i guess the only way someone can speak out the truth in this world is disguised as a joke...

[obaidCarkey]

to the square couric

[tigerbeast777]

he is a genious

[CommandoDude]

@tigerbeast777 Dude he doesn't come up with ALL of this by himself. He has writers.

[sigmayacht]

I hate people who say he's stupid, a left wing nutjob, and that his audience is a bunch of "slaking stoners". He's one of the smartest people on T.V, he's not at all left wing (especially compared to the rest of the world, e.g Finland, Sweden etc.), he is in no way a nutjob, and his audience has to be smart enough to a) get the irony, in what he's saying, and b) be informed enough to know what he's talking about.

[EXRazeBurn]

And that's why you NEVER carry the Cheney =3

[arzgania]

Jon is the man. Mr. Stewart, thanks for the rally and for the sanity. You have some well deserved emmys, rallies, and respect.

[skydome29]

@americanu197 As does any other show or news anchor? What is your point? he's funny, smart, and politically competent, just because he has writers who help him put hours of the weeks stupidity into half hour segments doesnt mean much.

[americanu197]

@skydome29 calm down i just thought that pausetv user isnt aware this is a team effort

[skydome29]

@manvsminaua No he's a very competent comedian, well before he had this show spot.

[GhostInTheShell29]

@MrFreeLibertarian Show me a conservative comedian who can hold a candle to Jon's jewish humor? Then again most conservatives don't do jewish humor... :p So yes he is the best we got, and theres no way in hell your gonna top him.

Exactly when did Bush live in the real world? growing up in mansions on the coast of maine, while attending Yale? you do realize he just put a hat on his head and a stupid accent to be folksy.

[hrnicek88]

jon stewart has some of the best writers and thinkers... if only fox could harness this power, but then sarah palin comes and ruins it

[bsnxenogear]

Classic Stewart. Always funny and relevant.

[Folkmann]

@MrFreeLibertarian then tell my why Beck always comment upon Stewart's attacks towards him?

[pauseTV]

Jon Stewart is super smart, the way he connects abstract ideas & thoughts with real world problem, multiplied by awesome satire ... equals genius!

[Ktmzqw]

@pauseTV Glen Beck used to do it, but with prejudice and evil

[S0rasN0b0dy]

Carry the Cheney lolz...

[ReachX99]

You bet

[neoldd1]

When was this broadcast?

[ReachX99]

Prior to the election last year, 2008, probably during the summer.

[neoldd1]

Thanks!