United States of Assholes

[burntalive]

\Eh. I'm not happy with either party, at this moment. George Washington, himself was against two parties running the US. The Liberal vs. Conservative argument is also not even worth noting. Both are for spreading out our influence to the world, both are for spending more and more money as the years go by. I'm not sure what party is worse anymore.

[sutircomed]

Last time Republicans were in charge we had a trillion-$ war based on lies, the biggest terrorist attack in history, the Great Recession, and a House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, who is now where he belongs: in prison. The rest of the Republican leadership should be there also. They steal from the people and give to the corporations.

[padude64]

republicans are greedy bastards!

[jeermarff]

somebody could please explain to me what the fuck is happening at 0:36 ? It is a polar bear hugging a wolf?

[padude64]

Republicans are bigots and haters! 

[padude64]

Republicunts make me sick! F--k you!

[tamspeci]

The republicans are even more assholes today than they were on May 03, 2008 when this video was put up. When Obama was elected they went totally berserk because they were hoping to never live to see an African American president. I blame the republicans for prolonging the recession. They reject everything Obama does just to make him look bad.

[futureBLESS]

Republicans love to force "freedom" on people

[padude64]

@futureBLESS republicunts do not force nothing on me!

[Beatnikzombie]

That was funny.

[dasilva481]

republicans dont give a flying fuck about our troups.

[MuslimNinjaAssassin]

Both Republican and Democratics are assholes. Lets get a Thind Party person in the white house. Hows this a Tired Party Black man in the white house.

[mikebecker330]

@MuslimNinjaAssassin bingo! I'm for a Socialist option myself...to hell with these greedy assholes.

[ilovesteelydan]

Brilliant Video!!

[shidoski]

this is very accurate

[loungelizard5000]

Hilarious vid. Loved it. But like Rebel said, some dummies will think it's real. Like they think their other God Larry the Cable guy is really a redneck just like them. Ignorant, inbred morons.

[TheRebel2007]

If you were to broadcast this on Fox, the average Fox viewer probably wouldn't know, care, or understand that it's fake!

In fact, they'd probably call-in demanding MORE "honest and patriotic" praise and reviews of the Bush Administration!!

[Maximvs2]

Like Democrats are really honest.?

More brownies for you!!

[cpthardrock]

Right on Brother. Your old warrior Capt Hardrock wouldn't wipe his ass with a dumbass, radical, believe anything, do nothing, just say no, republican. These people are stuck in the 60s with their hate for change and people of other colors. Meet me in hell for my town hall for my debate.

[vandemm]

i so enjoy USA being humiliated, being with their pants down like whores sucking cocks

[HoldUrColours]

and you being from Romania gives you the grounds to say anything about our country? Do some history and look at your Nazi past under Ion Antesceu followed by a lovely period of communist rule followed by poverty and civil unrest. at least Americans can discuss domestic problems whereas your people have resorted to genocide and dictatorship.

[vandemm]

NAZI? Nazi was very good comaper to COMMUNISM...you do not know what poverty and humiliation looks like. Do you see though countries that were Nazi/Fascist are now on top of the world and communist countries are totally pathetic? I do not love my country man, BUT Do not say a word about Antonescu. He was a god. He was a Leggionare, the TRUE LIONS that fought communism, gypsiee and the scum of mankind

[HoldUrColours]

the reason that post nazi (germany) and fascist (romania, hungary, italy, slovakia, bulgaria, among others) are now doing much better than they had before, during, and years after the war are simply because they are now DEMOCRATIC. and for you to say Antonescu was a GOD? he was executed after the war by his own people for creating the Iron Guard thug regime responsible for the murder of hundreds of thousands of people. He was a willing collaborator in the Holocaust and deserved his fate. moron

[vandemm]

i would totally explain to you because you are a nice person. My yahoo id is the same with my youtube name

[azteckike]

I personally am Conservative....but not just because I believe something everybody has to follow it...am very open mind! am voting Democrat....

[911sheeple]

I know, lets wait for Jesus to Return so he can resurect the 19 hijackers so Bush can Kill Them! By then Bush will certainly be King of Texas, the independant country. But Hey Obama, why no 911 inquisition? Why just laughs when the question of Legallizing Mari J comes up as the most asked question? Same ol' Ship, same ol' captain. Same ol' Ice Berg ahead. at least if its run to the ground we can start over.

[Tmetrvlr]

Bill O'Reilly goes to the Bijou & Steamworks in Chicago, Hee hee hee.....

[Tkyo07]

There should only be Democratic Party in the U.S. Republicans can do nothing, except from talking about tax-cut.Without tax America will be the next Sudan.Sara Palin for dishwasher in my kitchen.

[Iisdabest889]

@Tkyo07 Hence the joke of Democrats being communists what with poor economics, bigotry and one party system ideology.

[420propot]

@Tkyo07 i'm not a republican, but thats totally asinine give a party total control??? wtf is the sense in that. we have 2 choices right now bad (dems) and worse(republicans) if you give one or the other too much power it will be equally devastating. i say register and vote independent rather than following either party

[bigboyoreo]

obama rocks

[bugogorac]

Quite good! Made me laugh aloud, which is extremely rare for a youtube video...

[strwar]

you stupid little cockroach,Todays Republicans can kiss my assssssssssssssssss

[richp60]

If I wasn't paying close attention, I would think that it was a Fox indoctrination/training video.

[MyNameIsToasty]

May want to throw in that this is a satire.

[labrador004]

Love this Video!!!

[aijanman]

I can goo pee pee standing up.

[sargon08]

look no one like war !! and i think Bush is stupid when he liston to what so called advisers !! the one who liston to a man called AHMMAD CHALBY an IRANian Spy this man sad oh saddam has the WMD so we Rushed to war !! but again America has to be responsible and dont just cut and Run !! i wish this war was against Iran not iraq they have the WMD they are the trouble makers in lebanon - gaza - iraq and many arab countrys !!

[sargon08]

silly video ?? hhhh ok why dont you take it out !! and you dont even say Sorry not to me but to our troops !!

[sargon08]

" gave new meaning to the words hero and collateral damage " !! is this what you think of our troops ?? oky liberals you can attack Bush Mccain sarah palin or any Republican but how dare you attack your protectors ?? is this how mach you hate America ?? well you just made my maind i am voting for JOHN MCCAIN and SARAH PALIN !! country first as D sent Joe lieberman sad and God Bless America

[spdrklr]

Wow, if this video was the deciding factor in your vote this election, you're an idiot. You get offended by a silly video, and your response is to vote for an old retard with a nut-job sidekick? She believes that the Iraq war is a "task given by God," a holy war, if you will. That's what a jihad is. Great, she's a beauty pageant jihadist. We just choose to sugar coat her ideas with a little Jesus to make it look better. And what's wrong with "God Bless the World?"

[sargon08]

see i am an iraqi and i understrand that one man didnt give up on Iraq and thats JOHN MCCAIN i was thinking for long time who i will vote for i did vote for obama in 2004 they say he was good and he will make chicago and IL nice city and nice state well 2 years later he didnt do one thing for us !! and i was like oky my be he will do some thing when the Democrates will take over the sent will they did in 2006 and chicago is same!! one thing he did was running for President !!

[disintegration13]

well we're done fighting someone else's war and getting shit for it. not supporting the war doesn't mean not supporting the troops. it's actually quite the opposite. we want our troops home and safe. you think bush or mccain will go there and fight themselves?no, they won't. fuck republicans. i find them greedy, ignorant, vile people. i don't care if mccains a war hero. so is that homeless veteran on the corner. you think he gives a shit? he wants more war and more oppression. OBAMA CHANGE 08!

[sargon08]

McCain did go to war the JFK started !!

Obama never served !! oh wait he was community organizer!! lol

you talk about homeless veteran what did you Dems do for them ??

[mmarkus227]

what are you laughing at! fuck face that's why we won foool!! now laugh!! lol

[sargon08]

come your ass fag the real foool is Obama no repablikan want Mccain to win i didnt vote this year bacost i want to fuck Obama he won but won what think about it !! he realy got fucked he never can fix America not in 4 or 8 or 16 years hhhhhhhhh . hard luck Obama !!

[sambethune]

At least the Democrats didn't try to deny the existence of homeless vets like O'Reilly did. And the Democrats will never lie to those vets like the Republicans did.

[sargon08]

hhhhhhhhhhhh never lie hhhhhhhhhh they have to pay the TAX first and dont lie about it before liying to the homeless and the vets !!

[FoggyFishburne]

@sargon08 Damn learn to spell you moron

[jessenicholas1]

it was osama not saddam who planned 9/11......obviously this liberal idealism, dont even know facts.

[spdrklr]

It's satire, genius. Of course, Saddam actually has nothing to do with 9/11. Which is why it's amazing that our military is in Iraq. Conservatism is both intellectually and morally bankrupt. And you are too young to buy into Republican propaganda and bullshit...it's time to fix this fucking country, and make it as great as it can be.

[jessenicholas1]

satire i'm tired of hearing about. age doesnt make much difference either, it depends on the person.

[mentoro]

It wasn't obvious he wasn't serious about Saddam??

[orioles97]

no shit basehead.... what's the matter your parents drop you on your head when you were a baby? don't know what a satire is? its ok, seeing that you're a republicans makes your idiocy make perfect sense.....

[jessenicholas1]

you spew lots of garbage.. evil i think is the word.

[bapyou]

Hey! You're just like George Bush!

Can't think of anything intelligent to say on an issue? Tongue-tied and twisted? Brain hurt from adding 2 + 2?

No Problem!

Whoever's bugging you ... JUST CALL THEM EVIL AND BE DONE WITH IT!

Note: Calling someone evil, and believing it, gives you the rationale for ... ohhhh ... KILLING WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! TRUST ME! IT'S GOOD AMERICAN FUN! KILLING IS AMERICA'S PASTIME! WE LOOOVE IT SOOO MUCH! HOORAY FOR KILLIN'! Now let's go to church!

[boozlered]

good. but you've got to work on that voice. it's annoying.

[GnosticAtheist]

nice.

[MrdotIsaac]

Ok i agree that fox is pretty biased but god damn that was over the top.

[xyberfunk]

yes!! Down with capitalism and BIG OIL!! Down with BIG AUTO Industry!! It's time to take all the money from the rich people who have earned it and distribute it to the POOR UNFORTUNATE ONES!! Time to take the wealth passed down from your fathers and grandfathers and give it to the people who really deserve it in the inner cities!!!

OBAMA'08

[PianoIsTheRemedy]

Comedic insight. Good vid.

[johnnycash1]

Genius.

Obama 08'

[straightofdahood]

U DESRVE MORE VIEWS

FUNNY AS HELL

[spdrklr]

Thanks. Pass the video along!

[yomama629]

Americans, Americans. They still think "justice" should be done with a rifle.

[whitewolf026]

Not Americans but Republicans.

[jeb4pres]

hey, i can do satire too. Wow, you guys are so insightful and you're definately not fags.

[spdrklr]

*definitely

;)

[hygh2]

Damn, For people who get their news from FOX they can just watch this instead.

[morpheus2k2]

yes those assholes love the flag don't they?

[jalil124]

that was good.

[elgwid]

Wow a satyre but so close to reality! We can't afford 4 more republican years.

[Ibanezman1007]

LOL...(Not funny 911)...but saddam with the slingshot was some pretty rare footage: )

5/5

[hiddn]

hahahahahahaha that was awesome dude.

[spdrklr]

I hear you. It's frustrating watching the Neo-Cons trash our country and the world. Hopefully that will change soon.

[Democrats08]

Mission Accomplished

[panchomx]

That was AWESOME!!! I laughed my ass off. Speaks volumes on the B.S. we've been geeting fed for years.

[shawno66]

homo

[spdrklr]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes This shirt is NOT black. ha!

[ad0304s]

Is this supposed to be clever? More like trite oversimplifications. :( Nice try, though! Left-wing cliches might come back in style someday.

[spdrklr]

I suppose it isn't all that clever. And it may be a bit simplistic. But it's pretty much the same bullshit the Republicans have been feeding us since 9/11. The difference is: When I do it, it's satire. When they do it, it's propaganda. You want to support the Republican party? Go ahead. But, I hope for YOUR sake that you're a millionaire. Otherwise, you'll be taking it up the ass with the rest of us, Hannity-style. Republicans don't give a shit about America.

[jzieziula]

Some people get it and others dont! Funny video.. 5 stars.

[xxxAtogxxx]

It's a satire people! Republicans are real assholes

[bapyou]

Hmmm. I know your comment is a year old, but I couldnt resist:

You wrote ...

"Republicans are real assholes"

But, I guess you could also say ...

Real assholes are Republicans!

[gleepglopp]

did I detect a note of sarcasm?

[Kimbozilobo]

Too bad the Illuminati is now controlled by me though.

[AOZXRAY]

Clever, witty. Too bad scoundrels right and left all controlled by Illuminati.

[ad0304s]

yeah, at least it's great that the illuminati patrol finds this video entertaining. speaks volumes!!

[cowbrown1]

Great stuff! :)

[jokerk01]

lololololol

[latinoballa23]

EPIC WIN!

[aimeedus]

LOL !!!!!!!!!! I cant believe that people actually believe saddam had something to do with 9/11

[antiklaus]

Nice parody. Look forward to your next one.

[princessdown]

lolz. is he seriuos? huh, sadaam is a dumb ass hole. haha

[y2rock]

Jerky video

[spdrklr]

I'm sure glad a dumbass got to my video first. Jesus.  Go jerk yourself off, home-slice.