Its obvious to me that either God or Christian Faith created that modern city. Because we all know scientists only sit in their laboratories trying to think up ways to kill God, they and their methods have never produced one single decent thing. I know the truth!
I think the Tumbleweed God is related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster ! If you examine them closely, they look alike! They must be gods from the same pantheon.
I think we should commit to writing a mock bible involving the flying spaghetti monster, the tumbleweed god, and the invisible pink unicorn. The hilarious holy trinity :P
lol....hmm, you know since i've pretty much been given thins exact argument in debates i don't know how many creationists will actually get this is a parody.
Chi-town was made by the tumbleweed god FTW!
luisdez81 9 months ago
I literally would not have known that was a parody aside from the title.
Keeban3 11 months ago
Why is there a giant penis in the middle of the city?
Jonstern1983 1 year ago
Its obvious to me that either God or Christian Faith created that modern city. Because we all know scientists only sit in their laboratories trying to think up ways to kill God, they and their methods have never produced one single decent thing. I know the truth!
maxpolaris99 2 years ago
You forgot the part where rocks turn into retarded fishfrogs.
tctheunbeliever 2 years ago 5
I heard a rock gave birth to Kunt Whorvind.
LaingGod 2 years ago
which have butt sex with a monkey
TheHomelessCripple 2 years ago
lol, the dust settles and suddenly we have a sky scraper that isn't even built yet
raythetse 2 years ago
BOW TO THE TUMBLEWEED GOD!!!
The almighty tumbleweed was there before the universe, and somehow created it with his bouncy glory!
biomanwin 2 years ago 15
I think the Tumbleweed God is related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster ! If you examine them closely, they look alike! They must be gods from the same pantheon.
Turandot29 2 years ago 3
I think we should commit to writing a mock bible involving the flying spaghetti monster, the tumbleweed god, and the invisible pink unicorn. The hilarious holy trinity :P
biomanwin 2 years ago
If you ever get around to that take the tone Rowin Atkinson uses in his preacher sketch.
rainbowofhazes 2 years ago
@biomanwin Which one do we nail to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was just nice to each other for a change? (RIP Douglas Adams)
PaulTheHeritic 2 years ago
Creationists: the masters of oversimplification.
GimbleTheWizard 2 years ago
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OktoberSunset 2 years ago
What was the tumble weed tumbling on? Why was acting as though it was affected by gravity? How was it blowing around with no wind?!?!?
Nothing is confusing.
Nihilist127 2 years ago
So ... the singularity was actually a tumbleweed!! It all makes sense now !
Turandot29 2 years ago 4
what the heck?
that wasn't nothing! there was a tumbleweed going across the screen and "nothing" written on top.
:P
Albukhshi 2 years ago
waiting for the creationists to raise their victory flag....
AlxSnowxMatchsxRule 2 years ago 4
So, the big bang made Chicago?
JonO387 2 years ago 10
lol....hmm, you know since i've pretty much been given thins exact argument in debates i don't know how many creationists will actually get this is a parody.
alexkidd3d 2 years ago 3
That must of been one magical tumbleweed.
A0Refrigerator 2 years ago 3
Score 1 for the tumbleweed of nothingness!
zumbrella927 2 years ago 6
I hope this phrase catches on :D
buzzausa 2 years ago 3
I second buzzausa! The tumbleweed of nothingness sounds so pro! :)
PunkCabaretFTW 2 years ago