COCAINE ANTIQUING

[SuperSaiyanJack]

You tell the devil were even now.

[Beckayzcool]

Xanga?!? Wow talk about a trip back to my childhood.

[TheSafetyfirststudio]

A micheal Jackson blowup doll

[NagaNootch42]

...salt shaker leprechaun. There, you happy?

[Arbaz1704]

herpes

[ItsBrent]

@Arbaz1704 can someone actually THROW herpes? crazy.

[Arbaz1704]

@ItsBrent It was in a jar :(

[lordlionelrathbone]

that grainy laundry detergent burns like a mother

[Egilator]

this was bad I think

[RipMcHuge]

A Walmart.

[iamthefroman]

your family's entrails.

[willderphil]

Wow this is really well done brent nice job.

[ohernandez13]

Glass is the Worst!

[lisbug]

Aww shit. Look at you talking to camera. I just came. Loved it.

[ItsBrent]

@lisbug apparently i have a super power i didn't know i had! ...i must be careful with this 'talk to camera and arouse the world' power. y'know, that whole great power great responsibility nonsense.

[delita31]

a brick

[NeoxSlovenia]

an arrow.

[GlossyAdvantage]

@NeoxSlovenia No, that would be thrown to the knee.

[NeoxSlovenia]

@GlossyAdvantage either way, you get my point.

[PolishJoker]

awesome that your back :)

[SupaDupaFlyGirl]

Oh my goodness Brent. =D!

[mellysoup]

Off the top of my head, acid. Some chick did it a few yrs ago and said it was some random lady. Turns out she did it to herself... :/ (Plus, she racial profiled the imaginary lady- rude.)

[BendyFinger]

a spear

[FreaknJoshwa]

poop

[jakerotc]

I think Since me being a Plumber, I would defiantly not want Piss on me, and kind of piss, bile, urine, any other word for it! lol. Yea piss.

[Janitorialryan]

I would have to go with Tyler Perry movies.... Oh, great video man, hilarious! Cant wait for more.

[sweetartfreak]

At work we have this food throwing war going on.. burnt cookies and whatnot, but the worst I would say is a mayo/pickle slap. Our pickles are sliced longways and you just dip half of it in mayo, then slap on the cheek! Always an unpleasant surprise when someone sneaks up on you.

[koolwip213]

Acid

[MattAndersonFilms]

'the fuck you been!?

[exploid10]

babboon poo!

[danpluso]

Silence of the lambs.. Chick gets cum thrown in her face by a crazy dude. Doesn't get much worse than that.

[ItsBrent]

@danpluso that is pretty awful. that's definitely in the top 3 worst things.

[BenjakTV]

probably used needles that have heroin in them that were freshly used by somebody that has aids, hepatitis...but please don't throw that in my face.

[KatievonW]

Semen :P

[WeKeepItSmooth]

Acid is the worst thing someone could throw in my face. Or poo. Hmmm....nah still gonna go with acid.

[Narrator007]

@WeKeepItSmooth "Acid is the worst thing someone could throw in my face. Or poo. Hmmm....nah still gonna go with acid."

What about acidic poo?

[adriennekxo]

Knives.

[MrJackRipping]

Herpes

[MrJackRipping]

A helicopter, that wouldn't be pleasant

[Mass49]

I suppose someone could throw shit laced with anthrax at my face..that wouldn't be fun for me.

[DairyQu33n]

.. Your face >_>

[shiznak55]

ejaculate.

[magicoA]

good video but I dont get the antiquing part

[drumminjk924]

acid?

[ajbee22]

you know no shave november is over right..? :)

[MetalCookieMusic]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[mitchblahman13]

lye?

[isk8ikill]

lol ooo god yes

[person21257]

hahah this is hilariouse



[N4t1llu510n5]

And also: salt shaker leprechaun.

[ItsBrent]

@N4t1llu510n5 YES!!

[SaoPauloOrBust]

Scorpions. That would not be pleasant.

[Fockersnextdoor]

I light my farts

[CrazyChris175]

Salt Shaker Leprechaun.

Also, HEY, THAT'S ME!

[ItsBrent]

@CrazyChris175 Indeed it is! btw, i told the Devil you guys were even now.. and he had NO idea what i was talking about. you should have seen the look on his face!

[heyitslaceyy]

Once this dude was sitting in the seat in front of me on the bus and he spit out his window and it came back in my window and hit me right in the face. That doesn't really answer your question but it's the first thing that I thought of. So gross.

Also, I'm really looking forward to more videos!

[ItsBrent]

@heyitslaceyy thanks lacey! i look forward to making more for you guys!

[cyberboy855]

I hear this was quite common in the '80s.

[ItsBrent]

@cyberboy855 ah, and what a time it was! haha

[xLacey]

Uhmmm salt shaker leprechaun... xD

[ItsBrent]

@xLacey YES!! you're the first one!

[Bobby88989]

ohhhh.. your mustache is crooked! >:o

[VisualBrownies]

I'd say aids splooge.

[ItsBrent]

@VisualBrownies Jesus. that was specific and graphic. i like the cut of your jib.

[bjf2008]

my ex use to throw the fact she was bumpin uglys wit sum indy fagband drummmer in my face...lol

[onewaydeadend]

Fliping missed yah man.. another great video.. and qotd.. A fart hammer.. where someone cuffs a fart.. and smacks it in your face!

[ItsBrent]

@onewaydeadend whoa! brutal!

[alwaystextback]

You're a blessing.

[ItsBrent]

@alwaystextback aw, too kind sir.

[19nonnahs93]

My friends threw slushies in my face.

It was cold and made my eyes sting.

[ItsBrent]

@19nonnahs93 straight up Glee humiliation. haha

[19nonnahs93]

@ItsBrent Lmfao, that was the reason we did it. It was planned, and they made me pay for the damn things

[Vingauld]

A used buttplug.

[ItsBrent]

@Vingauld that one made me cringe. well done!

[thehalfcapsofficial]

Perchloric Acid, please don't throw it at my face

[ItsBrent]

@thehalfcapsofficial for some reason i read this as 'prophylactic acid'. which, is weirder.

[bjf2008]

@ItsBrent niether sounds like face cream lol

[dontcallmechelly]

worst thing that got thrown at my face was an air bag. those things fucking hurt.

[ItsBrent]

@dontcallmechelly i've never experienced it, but i hear air bags hurt like hell.

[dontcallmechelly]

@ItsBrent I wish I didn't experience it. My face hurt for a good 3 days. I'm just glad that it didn't break my nose.

[TheGangsterOfLove95]

The worst thing someone ever threw at my face was a steaming hot pile of RACISM!

[ItsBrent]

@TheGangsterOfLove95 whoa. you went real abstract with that one. i like it.

[SurviveAndAdvance]

Favorite Randy Savage line/promo; GO

[ItsBrent]

@SurviveAndAdvance "You're a figment of your imagination" is an all time favorite. But now any time I leave a room I scream "I'M A MEMORY!"

[ShotScience]

Nicely done, fine sire! Is it weird that I just want more?

[ItsBrent]

@ShotScience go over to garblemuffin and watch the outtake video! glad you liked it Papa Curtiss!

[KyleWebs]

Salt? That shit would burn the eyes.

[ItsBrent]

@KyleWebs i have this strange feeling that you're going to go throw salt in someone's eyes. just to find out.

[Dutchie420x]

Your face is amazing. Oooooh yeah. <3 

[ItsBrent]

@Dutchie420x though, my mustache is crooked.

[bender56]

an LSD soaked towel.

[ItsBrent]

@bender56 oh. god.

[ItsBrent]

@bender56 i don't know.. that could go either way.

[jryan9307]

also- best Randy Savage impression I've seen in a while.

[ItsBrent]

@jryan9307 it was questionable at best. but every line i said was a real Macho Man quote. that dude was bananas.

[jryan9307]

@ItsBrent oh trust me, Macho Man's WCW/WWF run may have been before my time, but I remember all of those lines.

[N4t1llu510n5]

Rocks. Visitor Q style.

[ItsBrent]

@N4t1llu510n5 YEAH! Miike makes crazy stuff.

[SScomedian]

anthax....the band not the poison but i guess the poison would suck as well

[KissMyAspie]

Another Video? Man I'm starting to have faith! Some sort of acid would be the worst because it probably would disfigure you. Though, that may help SOME people.

[ItsBrent]

@KissMyAspie keep the faith! even more stuff coming! crazy, i know.

[KissMyAspie]

@ItsBrent Have you decided on whether you are shaving the manly beard?

[RydnProductions]

decent video man, but the filming/camera angles were dope. Keep it up.

[ItsBrent]

@RydnProductions @thepixelbeat will be happy to hear it! quite the camera operator.

[jryan9307]

that was awesome.

love Macho Man (RIP)

[ps- at 0:19 you look like Marv from that scene in Home Alone]

[SurviveAndAdvance]

It's nice to see you in a HOUSE. Instead of a storage unit and/or car

[ItsBrent]

@SurviveAndAdvance it's nice to be out of the storage unit. haha

[littledeville83]

Any dead rotting piece of a body. *shudder*

[cashstock]

Salty Lemon Juice and Razor Blades the old SLJRB combo

[ItsBrent]

@cashstock YOU ARE AMAZING. The ole SLJRB combo. Cracked me up.

[ciarah14]

ohhh brent its sooo good to have you back :D

[annamariablack]

I luv this video just as much as I luv your beard :) 

[ItsBrent]

@annamariablack so... not very much? haha

[scareface1197]

that's how i first tried cocaine to! :D jk

[ItsBrent]

@scareface1197 hahah suuure youre just kidding.. sure...

[BoxIsOnRoidsElOhEl]

Vomit... don't throw some at me please :<

[ItsBrent]

@BoxIsOnRoidsElOhEl ugh. that'd be the worst.

[BoxIsOnRoidsElOhEl]

First :D