Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?

[da4darkeyes]

wtf it says its the top searched thing on google

[jacketedtangent]

THATS SOME KINKY SHIT JKJK

[andr7ful]

because youtube put it up there

[tomrobo7]

lol it said my wont my period stop but that isnt that funny

[lolzy123321]

he found this interesting little fact out when he was going to search: "why wont my penis get hard" and when he got to the "p" the rest was history

[platmosic]

Type something in you want google to save then reload the page *100000000 times

[cotton1983]

thumbs up for morbid curiosity to bring you here

[TheMadFedje]

keep trollin trollin troliin

[starwolf600]

I think that that was the top search thing because some asshole posted that on yahoo answers and daniel tosh put it on his show and then his fans wanted see if it was real so their you go.

[Kawp123]

You know whats better when you type in nazi the first one is nazi zombies I guess google thinks it's more important than nazi party.

[MrDragon6771]

what is the song at 00:32

[puko43]

google is fucking around

[kappahitman885]

because there was a segement on Tosh.O

[CodxGod100]

Tosh.O....

[kingdomheart4ever]

i heard some parakeets eat diarrhea

[SAMSIZZLE123]

It's obvious. Somebody was trying to feed their parakeet some runny poop. The bird refused, as would most creatures (except for the brazilian girls from 2 girls, 1 cup and most japanese women). This person wanted to gain insight on how to facilitate the shit eating process, so, also like most of us, they went to Google. Duh.

[awanahtunowhiho]

hey what songs that at the end? anyone know?

[NcStevo]

its because it was a question someone asked on yahoo answers or something like that and people want to see it

[XSouthXNightX]

Google did it for the lolz

[NOOBNUT08]

Google "chucky cheese ran" copy and paste whats inside the quotes into google and hit enter and look at the first thing that comes up. ROFLMAO!!!! XD

[Zangetzuga]

"Why wont my p..." I bet he was searching "Why wont my penis grow"

[xXFinalDeathWishXx]

tosh.0 my friend started it asking it on yahoo answers forever ago and it got aired on tosh.0 in 09 xD sadly i can not find a link to the esp nor to the orignal question =/

if anyone can plz show me?

[neolight67]

it's because that was used as a joke on tosh.0

[xOnThEcOmPuTeRx]

LOL i DID This But with an I extra U instead it came out "Why Wont My Pu" ssy cat eat?

[Minidude110]

@laxerbrah14 i think they changed it to kayak now :D

[LoLoGirl404]

lol when I search "why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea" in google videos, yours is the first result I get xD

[masc927]

lol I have another one: go to google and type "where is chuck norris"... then press "im feeling lucky". ITS EPIC!

[1spidermonkeys37]

@masc927 Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

thats what it said for me :)

[FAB12UCB]

This is the kind of stuff that is important in life.

[rothaga2]

Google doesnt "Guess" what you are going to search. It uses popular searches and matches them with you. Its really not that surprising that someone got it to the top.

[rmediratta]

ht tp://answers.yahoo.com/questio­n/index?qid=20090 909205833AAMXjPQ this is the link of the question

[rmediratta]

it was once a yahoo question, i looked at it awhile ago :)

[Tomatinho01]

It's obvious to me that you lame fat ass don't know what parakeets eat...

[blackraptorbogan]

@Tomatinho01 LOL!!!!!!

[jasonsan10]

Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Oh wait i dont have a parakeet

[Schorty418]

it's an easter egg google put in.

[Inkadove]

I made a video about this a year ago. Sad thing is after a year I only have 7K views, but frosty has 12K views in a week. I guess that's how it works when you have subscribers.

[ZacWow]

Obvious troll is Obvious

or stupid newfag is stupid

[Jory]

what were you searching for to find that? "why wont my p"enis become erect...

[RCASALE2]

"scaring w" -> scaring white people for fun and profit

[gamewesker]

thanks to these vids google finds that same thing when you type in: why won

[hayden1556]

its called a google bomb

[masc927]

You should head over to google maps and insert a route from japan to china and check description 43:D

[alintapaten]

@masc927 lol

[darkph33r69]

@masc927 its 44 for me but LOL JET SKI ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN!

[SAMSIZZLE123]

@masc927 Correction. It's "direction 42" NOT "description 43". Btw, it's funny. Not "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea" funny, but it is amusing.

[RECONglitcher118]

@masc927 dude ur right, tht is pretty funny

[WilmerAnimations]

it was on tosh.o so everyone looked it up

[JoshFreestleKid]

nick swardson

[pinstripe121]

autocompleteme. com (failblog)

[xUtuber117x]

Because its a famous question on yahoo answers or somewhere like that.. 'the answer is "Why are you feeding your parakeet diarrhea??"

[B33f1NAT0R]

it does it because it gives you the most used as a sugestion

[bullet0wwn]

4 EYES

[PS3GamerT0M]

Type in 'Why is there a' and you get the best thing ever! XD

[PS3GamerT0M]

I saw this years ago xD

[Devourer09]

It's a meme like Milhouse.

[raket94]

I guess........... many people have searched for it?

[f14fan1243]

I tried "Dinosaurs are" and what came up was dinosaurs are jesus ponies.

[cbskates11]

it was on tosh.0

[TheExlym]

why won't my pokemon obey me !

[MonkeyKnobs]

why wouldn't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?

[Jonrd123456]

this is one of those yahoo answer things

[hlblade57]

because it was on Tash.0

[DialonS]

why is there...

try that.

[XTREMESHACKLES]

@DialonS why is there a dead pakistani on my couch, thats what i got

[TornadoTV11]

lol, it works

[TheGreatCodeholio]

maybe it's the work of those goons on 4chan :)

[Megaman1218]

@TheGreatCodeholio absolutely the work of 4chan!

[drummerx5000]

try searching ''why is there a dead'' you'll see what comes up, thows who watch ''lost'' will get it.

[teamayayo]

Making money out of /b/?

[Taythekiller]

your parakeet doesn't love you

[sith652]

I am e...... what the fuck... and look @ the web address of the first result.

[TheHatChannel]

its a famous yahoo answers question

[floryzzz]

because you told us to search for it



[hooloovoo303]

It was on an episode of Tosh.0

[SailorPOOP]

it's just a lag because think of it theres a billion things out there.........on google lol

[TomxLx93]

I think it's probably something to do with 4chan or whoever.

[Tommyboypsp]

When I typed just "How do"

it came up with "How do I get my sister pregnant"

...

[bhz10]

wow, way to milk a meme that died a long time ago.

[potatoemonkeyheroes]

lmfao type in why are these strawberries

[XxlinkvsmarioxX]

the reason being is because trolls search that crap and google uses the most used with those words

[xstaticxstatic]

i came across that too once.

was very confused S:

[quietthomas]

Google's predictive text actually sensors a lot of words/concepts... there's a list search for "2600 google blacklist" and you'll find it.

[TheSlimHim]

Im pretty sure it was on tosh.o about a yahoo answers thing. So naturally people wanted to see it for themselves.

[mlpko]

/b/

[tehfudger]

@mlpko agreed.

[lunatic101rab]

bc the way it guesses the searches is by popularity, so if u get enough people to search for it then it will show up as the search guess

[MyFatUncle]

now the real problem is y my cat drink my urine

[peterpuffercumbubble]

Why wont my period stop O.o?

[ZangetsuBullet]

Oh Legion...

[t1mmy13]

p->arkeet, A, first letter of the alfabet?!

[mrapplecomputer1]

/b/

[mastigoz]

it was funny, this little daily thing is cool

[cr4zyp4nd4m4n]

@fallinghero115 more like /sm/ if you know what i mean

[slushydataman01]

@fallinghero115 might i add *cough rule 1 and 2*

[inthedark45]

@fallinghero115 YOU JUST BROKE RULES 1 AND 2!!!!!!

[BeckWreck]

Remember the "miserable failure" Google bomb? I bet it was the one board that did this.

[realjurtisthan]

well it's funny to see but thats because someone wanted to know that answer of "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea" question on yahoo answers. And he probably asked that question because... well mclawlz already said why

[Rayquaza128]

Google uses search terms in order of popularity, means someone got bored in the world.

[cowsandoctopuses]

lol why wont my period stop

[ton321]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!

[bcgtiger]

it does what other ppl have searched b4

[Minidude110]

what were you actually searching for when you typed that?

[rapstyle2006]

@Minidude110 Penis get hard

[TechSourceTV]

@Minidude110 why wont my penis grow up ! xD

[dragonvolt]

its because people type that in search a lot that why the google search shows it first

[ipullstuffapart]

video name is spelt amazingly wrong

[ipullstuffapart]

@ipullstuffapart Note: i live in australia, that why i said that

[foist101]

We do this all the time in shop class to amuse ourselves.

"Why can't I s-"

"Why isn't my b-"

Just mix and match and see what kind of crazy shit people search for.

[jonatharivera]

tell me why where you searhing for :Why wont my P_____

mmmmmm...... many resons why?

lol

[jeremyshaw]

That is the darndest search anticipation. Sorry Dylan, I don't have a clue about that one either but I still wanted to show my support and leave a comment anyhoo ;)

[caegr]

google has been a little too funny lately, started a armed war between Costa Rica and Nicaragua

[blackraptorbogan]

hahaha!

type why do

it comes up with "why do indians smell?" hahahah LOL!

[boygerboy]

type "people" in yoututbe search bar

[jc19d]

google searches for most relevant titles and data

[JoeTNoonan27]

i think google has a sense of humor. it also works for... "im afraid of" lol

[dogsrule30]

Type into google maps to go from Japan to china. Direction 43 will be jet ski across Pacific Ocean

[Bloodygore1]

It's on yahoo questions and people might be searching for that

[KingZeno000]

Maybe because nobody ever realized if a parakeet will eat your diarrhea.

[PartyBusGaming]

Tosh.0 made it famous.......

[tacoonfire]

@PartyBusGaming NO IT DIDNT. ive known about this way before tosh.o was a show.

[PartyBusGaming]

@tacoonfire Yeah, and I knew about a ton of things about before they were famous. Just because someone knows about something before it is famous doesn't mean it wasn't made famous by something.

[charizard74]

LOOK UP: can j

SECOND OPTION!!!!!!

[charizard74]

...

[balbaldoodoo]

type in search : can I get aids

And suggestions are epic win lol

[NightStalker1337]

Nice Sims3 music bro!

[shippo7890]

FOR EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS SEARCHING SOMETHING SEXUALLY RELATED OR SOMETHING INNAPROPIATE KEEP IN MIND HE DOES HAVE A PLAYSTATION 3 AND COULD'VE BEEN SEARCHING SOMETHING RELATED TO THAT-Nuff said

[mangekyuoamaterasu]

Why wont my period stop? lolololol 

[sqaudseven]

Probably a qoute from a comedian, song, or book.

[Evanmackay]

Because of MLIA

[crazycar1234]

because people are searching "Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" more than other stuff thats why Google thinks that u are trying to search that

[shattla]

Were you searching Why wont my penis grow? LOL

[MrSmith5263]

@shattla thats what it thought was going to come up but then i read the title and that kind of killed it

[pokepat460]

its easy to create google trends like this, all you need is a page refresher refreshing a particular search, and with a few people doing this over an hour or so you get a new google trend.

[funkyX000]

maybe people googled it and it became more popular as more people saw it so it's top?

[Badasssyndicate]

you are so fucking late

[awesomemememe]

oh it's because somebody mustve seen it then everybody kept clicking it and there you go

[awesomemememe]

too fucking late.

[yankeehater237]

It's because of 4chan. They all just search it so it will come up. They also found the code for the nazi symbol and spammed that one so it would come up too.

[Skullzero1]

Search Google bomb on wikipedia and you'll see why frosty.

[bobthejimmy]

this is a really old autocomplete, people have been seadching this in masses for years, thats why its there

[RSsipthis]

Because most people who type "Why wont my p' ultimitly end up searching for " Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea? "

[WhoElseButMichael]

What the heck!?! That's just crazy!! My parakeet always eats my diarrhea...

[thesacredbeast2000]

well google decides these based on a sort of dual system in how many results will come up and how many people searched it, meaning that say you were to search fat puppies and 14 billion people searched it but there are only like 100 results it will use an equation to place it on the list while you are typing it, i don't know why there are lots of parakeet diarrhea results/searches but that's basically how it works

[XewgX]

1. go to google maps. 2. hit get directions 3. start location: USA ; end location: japan

4. look at 29 and 44

[SpaceDude3600]

Wow...this is not new at all. And this is a shitty approach to new videos.

[rykoy]

Tosh.0 made it insanely popular, dont you want tv?

[OcarinaOfTime554]

Search "why is m" and look a the first result thingy :P

[goreguy1993]

Go ask 4chan

[megamax105]

if you type in anything like that, try "I am terrified of" and the top searched is chinese people

[ThatIsNotMyMama]

old thingy is old

[kialover123]

the chan google bombed it, it was like when bill cosby "died"

[J4AProductions]

Go on Google and type Why are black people

[godly74]

it was on the show tosh.0... so there's probably a lot of hype about it

[pomonkeypo]

if you search up in google images: "what a" the 8th one down is "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad wiki"

[dapa4]

I always thought that it was a popular search, which made it become anticipated, and the hilarity of it made it more popular...

[MrExperimentify]

It was on Tosh.o I guess it was made a trending topic idk

[JimmyVuTran]

LOL JET SKI ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN

[gamemaster2100]

that's a yahoo question some stoner put up then it was shown on tosh.o

[Zantaer]

"Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" Is one of the oldest troll yahoo answer questions ever. It's even funnier once you read that it has a legitimate answer.

[anzwertree]

Is this real life?

[McLawlz]

Household birds commonly eat human diarrhea because it contains essential nutrients (particularly chloride ions) vital to their diets that their human owners often deprive them of. Usually, human stool consists completely of unnecessary waste that the body cannot use, but in the case of diarrhea, the body did not fully absorb all of the nutrients, and a lot of it ended up in the waste.

[FrostyBrain]

@McLawlz Your username is correct.

[fenderstatzo]

@FrostyBrain "why can't...." first one down.

[rock1197]

@McLawlz yahoo answers theif

[ArchStorm1]

Okay i got another Google Maps. Start on Japan and End point is Taiwan. Get directions, then look at #79 :P

[BFitzProductions]

@ArchStorm1 nice try copying the guy that already said that

[ArchStorm1]

@BFitzProductions I'm sorry i didn't read through 211 comments before commenting >.>

[BFitzProductions]

@ArchStorm1 u didnt need to... at the time that you posted (which was about a minute before i saw it) the comment was the top rated comment

[ArchStorm1]

@BFitzProductions Well i never really saw it so calm down >.< It's just youtube...

[yacanman11]

1. Go to Google. 2. type in the search bar "When I fart " look at the second result