Make a joke with your robot

[Narutony16]

Do ppl buy these things?

[suckmynobs]

will the penalty for raping a robot be the same as raping a person?

[torosyan]

@suckmynobs no, the robot will detect rape and ether give you an electric shock, or get your penis stuck in some gears or moving servos.

[alphazar]

can it make my sandwich?

[TheGenOfDegen]

@alphazar Yes, but it can't have sex with you, you'll get bitch slapped.

[farouhk]

@alphazar I want my sandwich making robot to be one of those wicked-awesome assembler arms.

[lleuwelynn]

@farouhk who would replace your wife then?

[farouhk]

@lleuwelynn Who needs a wife? I'll have a sandwich assembler arm. With the extra time afforded by the rapid speed of mechanical efficiency seeing to my nutritional needs, I can easily pursue extra girlfriends.

[Memorianer]

Nice to see the guys mucking this thing.

[wandawong]

What does she do if you play with that left button?

[sferb]

Because all the engineers are nerdy males, there will be only female robots, and no hot male robots D:< GRRR unfair!!! We need more female scientists!! To make a Jude Law lookalike robot XD

[farouhk]

@sferb so go be one. seriously.

[sferb]

@farouhk There will be sufficient motivation for women to do so once they are completely depleted of social skills and/or charm to attract a real life member of the opposite sex. The laws of supply and demand I suppose.

[farouhk]

@sferb I actually meant go be a female scientist, having taken your endorsement of jude law and the context as reasonable indication that you might be female. There does need to be more female scientists. Not necessarily for the sole purpose of judebots, but I'll go along with judebot inventing if it gets more women in engineering and science fields. Step one is girls deciding to be scientists.

[sferb]

@farouhk Judebot :D

[PinkProgram]

@sferb isn't there already a male android named Jude?

[sferb]

@PinkProgram Yeah, he makes a frequent appearance in my dreams

[youtubyoutub007]

why they dont make robot who will look like alien?

[ElZomboFantasma]

I can't wait to get my penis torn off in her gears.

[japaneselilly]

You can and She will revenge you right after. Because you are not treat her right, dosen't respect her. She will use all the power she can do to revenge you. You are dead meat. hahaha. good luck.

[BroadwayKidNamedJosh]

Learn to spell and form your sentences correctly. Also, its a fucking machine. It's not real. If I "disrespect" my laptop will it revenge me? I don't think so. This isn't the movie terminator.

[checkmatedeepblue]

I feel something terrable

[RobotChickenguy12]

Thats no robot thats a human.... or is it? lol looks to real at first i was like nah but then i was like wtf?

[mkkkproductions]

lol, i want one! maybe a dog though!

[japaneselilly]

Make sure respect her and treat her as humanoid. because if you don't she will revenge you. Use all her power to send you a message and do something like you become dead meat !!! Remember, she is computer brain. hahaha. good luck.

[Zeus5115]

just wait til these things are walking up and down the street! AHHH!

[numchux66]

NO SHIT...RIGHT!PRETTY F'N CREEPY.

[soulbruster]

hunting humans?

:S

[themarkmarcus]

the japs don't have zeros anymore, now they make 10's...

[japaneselilly]

Do we know you??? !!!! You speak like knows us about very much. ????

[melancholicidiot]

hahaha

[bumblechicken69]

Je l'ai compris pas du tot, j'ai pense qu'elle parlais japonais!

[Wocketinmypocket32]

It sounded like she said kia ora at the start haha =]

[KileyWiley]

it'd be cool if the made JRock actroids lol XD BOU!!!!!

[crispycritterz]

I wonder if I can use one of those to get into the carpool lane...

[Zoza15]

With a big long suprise down there i presume?..

Dream on and wake UP!!..

[sakuraminekura]

I want a male robot...

[chanty619]

hahha!

[maikeru01]

they need to make the eyes move more. peopels eyes move like 100 times per second or something liek that all around the room.

[bumblechicken69]

Yeah, a cop would giver her a field sobriety test. :P

[elisan693]

Amazing. She look so realistic! I want to see a male robot who looks so incredibly human that it would be wrong to even call him a robot!

[kioku3]

Cool! imnpressif! Sugoi lol its really amaxing

[kiwilover]

ça va cocotte Oô

[mikeccuk2006]

it needs a mini radar now LOL

[Supenmanu]

yeah... soon there will be robot porn on YouTube (-:

(And Borgs and Terminators will be produced as offspring o0)

[Lupinchan]

It's mouth seems more realistic than many of the actroids that I've seen. I'm not sure if this is an older or more recent model though... :(

[hagiadzo]

Something about the teeth makes this android seem more realistic than others. It's movements when it's tapped on the shoulder make it look really ticked off ... which is kinda scary!

[graven101]

that nigga speak japanese

[drrude]

Your stock went down nigga, mothafucking figidso heavy industries one crazy nigga! Nigga!

[mryuca]

they put censors on her breasts...makes u wunder what kinda ideas the designers had in mind xD

[Suchahama]

Une joke classic!Mais elle marche quaissiment à tout les coups!