Sh!t Jamaican Grandmas Say

[ColtsFan2016]

Jamaicans have no clue what plural means!!! I love it!!!

[beautifulgirl425]

how yuh so fat? lawd she fat! I'm a big girl and I come from a large jamaican family and everyone of mI great aunties say that when they see me lol. My grandma will be 99 next month and she has never once bothered me about my weight. She just welcomes me with open arms and asks me about my life and says that she loves me every time i see her. And then she makes sure I have rice & peas, ackee & salt fish with cooked banana and calilou and fried dumpling wid some sour sop juice lol

[XxsleepysheepyxX]

oh my god, this is perfect.

[strawberriessunday]

be my grandma cause my grandmas boring and all she does is watches soap apras and drinks prune juice..

[UltimatePwnerD]

YO THIS IS MY GRANDMA!

[TheDelia7]

lmao, this sounds just like my grandma she's from Kingston!!

[honeybee1226]

WOW I DIED LAUGHING TILL TEARS COME OUT MY EYES

[JOPMISEH94]

Dis sound like mi granmy st888 Dwl

[supremefreeflow]

wow my grandma is from Trinidad and shes the sameway lmfao!!

[everythingist007]

I'm crying from laughing so hard this is spot on

[NioreChanOsaka]

my grandmothers from Belize LMFAO she says the samee things! <3

Luv this vid

[Keke1980s]

funny!....My Granny in Grenada says 'doh eat from peeple'. etc

[matthewly42]

WHENEVER IM WATCHING CARTOONS SHE SAYS "LOOK PON DE POPPY SHOW DEM"

[bostongirlma]

@matthewly42  same here

[JessiMonstaa]

Look pon this one how little and pretty . and look at this one her hair so straight but aye. Why this one so fat ?

[Garfunklmibladder]

yow dis funny though xD

[beyoncerocks12]

LOL my grandma does that... all west Indian parents do that I think

[ryancookiez]

1:11

[TyTyRoxs]

LOL My Grandma/Mom always cuss me and my sibling when we do somethin wrong LOL

[greendaygirlallday]

My grandma is trinidadian but she says all those things lol

[AliciaHedgehog]

My grandma tells me to go to bed at 8:30 on a weekend

[TheLadiieC]

My grandma says " YOU RUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEE CHILLLDREN " all the time



[ronny74019]

my grandmother says "Do you want some more cookies"!

[Armaans230]

My grandmother says a Shut Up all da time no matter what u say

[Swag01Fresh]

My Grandma tries to sing

Champagne Showers by LMFAO -.-

[WolfKissesStudios]

My grandma watches "1000 ways to die"

[SnapszDuhh]

Lmfao " I don't know why he never marry Tashiqua that live at Top Road" LMFAO This sounds like my grandma

[Ms143zebra]

she says dont have sex till ur old enough

[NarutoSakura121]

@LilTash262 Mine to!

[hotdogloco12345]

My grandma says "God is upset now..." or "That was ungodly..."

[CHEVEKNOW]

is that a sheet he wrap up in? is that supposed to be a shawl? lmao

[Flamingred123]

Hahahaha! Brings back memories of my grandma :'D

[kookie635]

"shut ur mouth u may bigger but i'll still backhand u into next week" is wat my grandma says

[bg1568]

AWOAH!!!

[jbailon11]

my granny says oh shit in spanish

[jstwnt2comment]

My sisters boyfriend is jamaican and this is how his mom sounds

[Sabridrk]

"If you don't drink it watch me on you!" lol

[skeletorphd]

Don't forget they have to randomly break out into a hymn.

But I'll never forget using Cockney slang around my granny and being told "onno tark propa hinglish!"

[shinyandsparkingnail]

MY grandma says"clotehole shit house buoy you",

[watupihawt2332o]

gm "honey the cat is lonely kiss it"

me "it is a cat i not gonna kiss it"

gm "kiss it!!!!"

me "ok?"

[TheyCannotCatchMe]

I love the part with the water on the counter. "Don't drink it? Watch me and you!" lol

[iFenceU]

Same with Bajan grandmas. 

[lexiwolfe67]

lexi why are you wearin dem skinny jeans wear this dress you dont look like a proper lady

[youngvonce23]

im jamaican

[youngvonce23]

my grandma says: ayu gon pop dun de house

[cheesecherry38]

My grandma says "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING THE SLOTS!"

[LilTash262]

My grandma always says "Kiss mii Neckkk"

[carcrashaim]

my grandma says ''when i was young i had to do everthing by my self no help at al ''

i say ''grandma thats you this is 2000!help is always handed to me '' >:D

[bronzeesterio]

My black grandmother is like that with the food, and my Spanish grandma always says "Eh stick it in your ear" and my Mexican grandma is just like the Jamaican one.

[sweetmango10]

@bronzeesterio how many grandmas do you have?......

[bronzeesterio]

@sweetmango10 I have four. My mom got remarried after my dad died.

[BlackStarrFilms]

just like my grandmother

[iJam24]

lol! my granma does that tooo so and so daughter " oh you're a nurse, why ya never be a doctor its better" im like granma thats so rude lol!

[JustaValidUsername]

lmao it was as though I am listening to the jamaican grandma's :p

[ALISTMUZIKPRODUCTION]

yo my grandma is just like that lmao

[repetersss]

gma says "forrrr laaaaannnndddsss saaakkkeeee" haha it makes me laugh everytime

[iiKiin]

this is incredibly lame.

[TheDancinDogs]

omg im jamaican an my grandma does some of this things! LOL

[chantalsunita]

Dude, you're hilarious - love your grandma voice! Do more G-ma vids!!!

[prettypinky69]

Dem always always by we cheap gift!!!! Sumting weh nuh cost more den 5 dolla but dem always always wan yuh fi sped more dan 50 dolla because dem name grandma!!!!!!! (an mi ah kiss mi teet while me a write dis lol)

[EstBur]

Not the belt...shes gonna beat him with the belt BUKKLE! Violent yes!

[bugp3o]

best videos ever!!!! u are great man!

[kittykitty0204]

omg at first I thought your videos were a little strange, but I'm starting to love them....especially this one! I want a Jamaican grandma! Asian grandparents are funny too, though!

[poohatfat]

God, when they pronounce something wrong and they get pissed when you correct them.

[MinecraftTUTguys11]

KFCSS

[missmarajxo]

YOUR GRANDMA IS THE BEST ;):P

[TreThePoet]

WHITE LIKE THE ICE THAT COMES OUTTA THE FREEZER

[DesignerzOnly]

"thats $0.05 cents worth of water"... sounding just like Julius from Everybody Hates Chris. LMAO

[RicoLove954]

lolol..This was funny

[SundanceTree17]

well, my grand mama is decease, so I really don't know what she says to me. She would probably complaint about how I am almost 30 and have not marry anyone and have any kids by now, she is very old school.

[GanjaBrowniez]

its like from everybody hates chris, "thats 5 cent of water right there, you betta drink it!"

[becca4rmdatre]

LMAO Hi fuckin larious

[nikkiwestindian]

THAT'S MY GRANDMA!!!! lmmfaoooooo.......... everything gone wrong in America.

[blacks2134]

thts sooo my grandmother

[TonnyAce1]

lol



[TheOuedraogo123]

SO true "Dont correct me!!"They always get offended

[Jamila182]

But wait, Why is this one so fat.. LMAAAAOO!!! deaaad! but dang I basically heard everything what u just said in ur skit and then some.. ahah Jokes! But the saying my grandmommy was famous for was "Who cant hear will feel" ..lool.

[ldpoetess]

Look pon dis 1 how lickle and pretty she is LMFAO

[Iambacc]

i love the voice of the grandmother :D

[thekillabeevids]

HOLLY CRAP A GRANDMA!

[TimmyReaper]

THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY AUNY OMGGGGGG!!!

[jumpxinx22]

this was literally the funniest one of these made!!

[SuhhSweet]

so accurate

[TheLerrie]

bwoy me tell u gwan a bed

[TheLerrie]

VYBZ KARTEL VOICE AWOOOHH 1:46

[desman123ify]

this is exactly my grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JUSTmeTicKeYz]

HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[cassidyalexisdevin77]

EAT THAT FOOD. AND "DONT CORRECT ME ILL SPANK U.

[Mixbeauti]

BACKFOOT!!!! Lmfaoooo my grandmother always stressing how someone is white like she nuh half white her damn self. Crazy Jamaicans

[LadyShyye]

HHHHHHEYYYYYYYY!!!! FUNNY YA BETTA DRINK DAT DROP O WATA BOI! DAT 5CENTS WORTA WATA!! HILARIOUS!! My grandma from Georgia and when she hear something strange she say GRAYDAY( like Great day in da morning exclamation)

[emorrisfly15]

Most accurate video ever....

[GarrysCounterMod]

Here take it "EAT IT!" Lol... Who spilled this shit?

[rainonmebi]

"OMG WHO DIDNT EAT THE ORANGE PEEL?" lololol omg seriously WI people CANT WASTE NOTHING!

[x3ariyyy]

OMFG this sounds just like my grandma...lol

[shadowlita]

That whole 'Don't correct me!' thing growing up was the most irritating!

[iSmokeCupcakes]

" Back when i was growing up..." And im like NO MA, NO. And then she goes on about living in the country side and how hard life was. Even if she told me over a million times of her life. >.< Jamaicans = Hilarious Results

[pink10469]

@iSmokeCupcakes

and how they had to walk far to catch water and carry it back on their head, and how they had to clean the house before school, and come home and clean and cook again..

[iSmokeCupcakes]

@pink10469 Oh my gosh. Those are the exact words. >.<

[aligned576]

Watch me ahn you. (draws knife) LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!!!

[anitahdrums]

Lmaoo exactly what my mom does.. smh. nuh mek mi box you eat it!

[thomoyac11]

LEROY a you spill this watah? DRINK IT! laughing the whole video

[Blackgirl2441]

my grandmas saying is poopa

kiss teeth

[TheJazzyjaz2009]

the voice alone is funny

[bobby3321]

Ridiculously funny !

[BrandiCanDi101]

LMFAO! this sounds EXACTLY like my grandma!

[SUPERDAN1SH]

hahaha!!!

[TheOliviab1]

a who nah eat the orange peel...LEROY!

[Pookie791]

My grandma sucks her teeth for EVERYTHING!!!!! lol

And she always goes "It good for you" when I don't want to eat something.

[JadaPlumm]

SETEMBAH ! hahaa

[JadaPlumm]

ahahhaa! yess my mother says a lot of these!

[tanyatmr]

OMG this is so true of "some" older women from Jamaica. My mother is Jamaican I have to show her this video, I was literally laughing out loud!!

[DaRiza12]

for real they're so judgemental XD

[DaRiza12]

lmfaoooo the voice! so truuuue

[aligned576]

Leroy, Ah you spill dis wata? Drink it. OMG I PEED MYSELF. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Mixbeauti]

Lmfao I never get tired if this at all!

[MrReman23]

LOL THIS IS MY GRANDMA!!!!

[itzmenigguh]

Im Cryin ! lml

[jessy10056]

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[SoFuturistik]

funny! check out " Shit roommates should NOT say or DO! "

[BoricuaMamii621]

who didn't eat the orange peel

[crepto1310]

dat was so hilarious thats exacly wat jamican grandmothers would say even mothers say that

[mymanlovesme1]

lmao leroy yuh too bad eeh!! my granny phrase is " help mi poopa jesus" and "Kiss mi neck to rahtid" but true leroy granny hard yah fuck...lmao but i love her she makes my day.. do more of this stuff like a part two it funny nuh rass!!! lmao @ Tasheeka

[thatgirlnamedcrystal]

" I will cup you into next week" never heard that one before lol

" You spill this water, drink it" " That's 5 cents of water" lol

[CallMeVlork]

i have wasted a good portion of my day watching your videos.. and i think you are hilarious! keep it up! you can go ahead and add 1 more subscriber to the list!

[CBSkyGirl]

lmao!!!

[Pinkstarzz27]

I almost peed watching this xD 5*'s

[ukejuke100]

i loooooove these videos!!!

[freshtildeathonline]

@ukejuke100 The videos love you too : )

[amyrose1fanteam]

my grandma marches into my science class and goes,"GIRL you left your nightstick at home!!"

me: grandma, i cant bring warfare

grandma: i dont care! take you dam niightstick!

[zanyboo101]

awoh!

[cheispoopy]

do all jamaican grandma's have moustaches?

[freshtildeathonline]

@cheispoopy Others do, but not my grandma ;P

[laklalala]

yo, this guy cant even speak patious. this is just the buggest fail ever known to man.

[afterninemuzik]

MI SAY DONT CORRECT MEH, B4 MI BEAT YA WITH DE BELT BUCKLE lol that was jokes

[leftside45]

THIS IS FUCKRY !

Who the fuck eat orange peal ? :S

[freshtildeathonline]

@leftside45 Apparently my grandma : o

[bcool4100]

lmfao

[TacheGirl]

LMAO! OMG. MY best friends grandma would be a poster woman for this video.

[PoeticPoppa]

OMG that's my Aunt Winnie

[beepnessz]

my grandmother only said 1 of the things from this whole thing lol..you forgot, pass the singtin dehso.

*points to nowhere*

[devika1026]

No matter where I go, my grandma always ask "you dun go tek yuh man ahready?". Grandma! I went to the mailbox. "Dem ting nah tek whole day yuh know."

[kiwielmo]

The violence part is especially true.

[Jaelislove]

My patents talk like this!

[Chelseacaps]

lol my grandma threats to beat me wit a rolled up coupon book

[yumyum061]

mine says, "whatmacall" xD

[FluffyDiiva]

my grandma always call me and seh... "where you is?" lmao... am like its where are you maam

[DjDylan23]

My Grandma was jamaican and the funniest thing she used to say is "DUPEE KNOW WHO FI FRIGHTEN"

[freshtildeathonline]

@DjDylan23 I get it, but I've never heard of that expression

[lockedlooneytune]

My dad is from Trinidad and that whole side of my family sounds just like that. My aunts and my grandmother. I was born here and it took so many years to understand what they were saying. Now I am a pro!! Plus I thought it was so funny watching them all argue!! Loved to try and make my dad say the number three and it would always come out tree.

[acheck4s]

what does that awo thing mean :s where i come from (curacao) it means "now" does it mean that in jamaica too ?

[MizzNae126]

@acheck4s no dear it's like....iz just a phrase to say like....it's hard to explain lol. we say it at the end of a sentence usually after we tell someone off or give them a "lesson" which usually but not all the time entails us telling someone off. lol.

[freshtildeathonline]

@OnlyKoolaid What's that???

[hezeighteen]

ahahha good work son! check my video "Shit University People Say"

[chelladeedaa]

i love this vid....but would have liked to hear more patois used:)

[OnlyKoolaid]

oauydfjgsolcfhkjbalkchjgywew wudhwpugfj cf

[freshtildeathonline]

@OnlyKoolaid What language is that???

[younginspiration1]

children who do not hear will feel...someting wrong wit yuh ear dem?

[ladybug6982]

LMBO!!! I love my west indians!!!

[freshtildeathonline]

@ladybug6982 They are the best : )

[RaeRaeDaGr81]

omg! my best friend, sasha kay's, grandma is like this! you should hear what she says when we wear short skirts or come on late lmaoo

[OrgBeautiPink]

" Kiss mi neck " "Ah waam to unnuh " "ah weh di rass unnuh cyaan behave " "Ah wah dis dem bring pon mi "

[alexanderjs11]

My grandma sure as hell don't say stuff like that. They were cool. But unfortunately, they are dead mom & dad side.

[mrbulletful]

mad



[YesKimberlyAnne]

gotta love grandma. whenever she describe something in detail its always " a likkle bit" of something! Proud to be from a Jamaican family.

[freshtildeathonline]

@YesKimberlyAnne LOL true. Oh and very Jamaican name you have, Kimberly Anne ; )

[plus77mann]

BACK FOOT!!!

[freshtildeathonline]

@plus77mann My grand aunt kills this phrase

[luvpurple95]

omg im dying!

[YoungeMoney98]

woow

[JeniceLin]

LMAOO too funny

[afterninemuzik]

my mom says flim instead of film lmfao