Frankly, I'm glad Touch's girlfriend becomes a casualty in "Swamp Women." She was a 1-D character who was only content being away from danger, but when she wasn't she was a skrred lil bitch who got more annoying w/ each line of dialogue. She had 2 perish (in chlorin8d waters apparently).
Whenever I see films this bad, I can't help but think if any characters in them are based on some other alternate earth dimension where everyone is weird and insane, because their's no way in hell these people can be based on people in our reality.
@KingRundzap Yeah, yeah. I know that. But most works of fiction would tend to borrow elements of reality into it. It's hard for anyone in real life to identify with characters this naive and stupid.
@RichterTheEternal Two words-Roger Corman. Don't bother trying to make much sense of Corman's films-they were obviously meant as flimsy, relatively brainless entertainment.
lets see: we have good girl beverly in "gunslinger" and "my 3 sons" and we have bad girl beverly in "swamp diamonds"...the question is, which beverly is hotter? personally, i call it a tie because my experience tells me that a womans public behavior has little bearing on her bedroom behavior. but enough of me, lets get some GGs and BGs have a catfight over this issue of wrenching import! girls, have at it, and ill just sit back and enjoy the show...
I'm not very good with German, but is Tom actually saying anything at around the 33 minute mark or is it just word salad with 'Schnell' and such thrown in?
another one of my fav episodes! thank you so much!!!
yolo22 12 hours ago
1:12:41 Crow: "I'm naming myself Touch. That is it!"
I guess one could say that is for what the "T" in Crow's full name stands.
sleepyhollow783 17 hours ago
And as we left the clam flowage that day...
ChaoticYak 1 week ago
Frankly, I'm glad Touch's girlfriend becomes a casualty in "Swamp Women." She was a 1-D character who was only content being away from danger, but when she wasn't she was a skrred lil bitch who got more annoying w/ each line of dialogue. She had 2 perish (in chlorin8d waters apparently).
thefaboloussob 1 week ago
Viva la foldout couch! Viva la foldout couch!
thefaboloussob 1 week ago
1:10:26 Ugh! Mourning would! I new she was a dude!
thefaboloussob 1 week ago
40:01 "Diamonds & Guns" Hey that actually is a song! It's done by The Transplants. I think it's in those Garnier Fructis commercials.
thefaboloussob 2 weeks ago
lol ! " theres plenty of squirrel to go around" !!!
gsx69bun 3 weeks ago
Am I crazy or is the girl in the short just the loveliest little thing? Sweet face, sweet voice, nice way of moving...
DailyDirtDiaspora 1 month ago
Camels were leaving their tracks all over this movie !
flyinwalenda 1 month ago
"Oh I know, these are J.J.'s 'Good Times' paintings!"
DickieAnginson 1 month ago
U-view... possibly the first "youtube"???
Think about it, won't you??
SprocketPeeps 1 month ago
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SprocketPeeps 1 month ago
She's blonde, Jim!
ChaoticYak 1 month ago
ANYWAY, KEEP QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!
ChaoticYak 1 month ago
lol wow, I really didn't think they would kill off that girl XD
SpockLover27 2 months ago
20:05
SpockLover27 2 months ago
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SpockLover27 2 months ago
"HOW MANY WAYS CAN I SAY NO!" lol
alexiaNBC 2 months ago
How did they shoot a movie in New Orleans and not get one black person? Amazing! Red-necked biggots can do amazing things!
Yapshire 2 months ago 2
Whenever I see films this bad, I can't help but think if any characters in them are based on some other alternate earth dimension where everyone is weird and insane, because their's no way in hell these people can be based on people in our reality.
RichterTheEternal 3 months ago
@RichterTheEternal You realize that it's fiction and not a documentary, right, Richter?
KingRundzap 2 months ago
@KingRundzap Yeah, yeah. I know that. But most works of fiction would tend to borrow elements of reality into it. It's hard for anyone in real life to identify with characters this naive and stupid.
RichterTheEternal 2 months ago
@RichterTheEternal Two words-Roger Corman. Don't bother trying to make much sense of Corman's films-they were obviously meant as flimsy, relatively brainless entertainment.
pretorious700 2 months ago
@pretorious700 Hey, that's 23 words!
ToyotaGuy1971 5 days ago
Dreadful
scitsalcoryp 3 months ago
Yup. Dr F's hand lol
mrbippy 3 months ago
Oh man, do these doofy kids stop talking about about WEENY ROASTS??? *cringeheaddeskcringe*
EmmaOnATangent 3 months ago
What the hell is up with Nick's voice?
elricmb 3 months ago
Did anyone else notice Dr. Forrester's hand amazingly reaches an extra three feet and touches Frank's shoulder?
ph13rwun 3 months ago
I haven't had a line in ten minutes. I need a line. Can I just say a little one?
ChaoticYak 4 months ago in playlist mst3k 01
Apparently, THEY'VE seen the "how to date" short.
ChaoticYak 4 months ago in playlist mst3k 01
I love Joel's voice at the beginning of the episode.
"You belong in the circus, Spock, right next to the dog-faced boy."
ChaoticYak 4 months ago in playlist mst3k 01
341H you are a legend i haven't seen any of these episodes in years. keep up the good work.
saphireblue328 4 months ago
"Gysby?..doh!"
Ihatethisugh1 4 months ago
I don't think Gypsy is even in Tom Servo's league and she's kinda' being a bitch!
depedro9119 4 months ago 7
@depedro9119 gypsy fancied crow instead,that was the problem
mulletboater 2 weeks ago
lets see: we have good girl beverly in "gunslinger" and "my 3 sons" and we have bad girl beverly in "swamp diamonds"...the question is, which beverly is hotter? personally, i call it a tie because my experience tells me that a womans public behavior has little bearing on her bedroom behavior. but enough of me, lets get some GGs and BGs have a catfight over this issue of wrenching import! girls, have at it, and ill just sit back and enjoy the show...
akitaman101 4 months ago
Beverly Garland playing against type kinda overdoing it a tad?
pretorious700 4 months ago
I'm not very good with German, but is Tom actually saying anything at around the 33 minute mark or is it just word salad with 'Schnell' and such thrown in?
doodstormer 4 months ago
@doodstormer I speak German and that was fullon gibberish.
Shadowdancer21b 4 months ago