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  • 222 Cops disliked the video

  • come on make a part 4 please

  • canyou make a part 4

  • partrick and niko should get hurt but they go to a prison hospital

  • 9:28 Go Niko Go niko Go Niko Go Niko 10:41 Awwh damn Niko you got knocked the fuck out!

  • 9:48 WTF!

  • Niko!!!! D:

  • in the next episode he respawns

  • I thought you wouldn't let niko drive a car when your in it :/?

    

  • make a part 3

  • @keven458 there's already.

  • 9:48 WTF?!

  • 7:48 Nikos sneakers..SWAG !

  • how long does it take for Packie to drive

  • nikos cool

  • nikos my man

  • it looks like he is having sex with the bed 00:30

  • Worst script reading ever. >:(

  • an youtube pisst euch mit der werbung!!!!

  • i wish my cop battles were this epic..

  • upload in HD...

  • @TJJhomeproduction switch to 240p the back to 360p it will look like 1080p

  • what is the name of the begging song

  • the creator forgot to add the text never at 11:01

  • it pisses me off when it wont load even though I've sat there for 15 minuets

  • @XboxHerO3467 Then get a better internet connection.

  • @MrHaxman123 i normally open lotsa tabs and load a few clips while watching at the same time but these gta videos are slower to load than normal..probably has to do with the higher bitrate

  • Ryan better not have died

  • nice sideburns ryan

    

  • 1:37 one light,but 1:47 two light~

  • 1:37 one light~

  • no top comments? ok here it is. tits!

  • @zombieman1221 fail .

  • Just having the drugs and they got setup. :(

  • Niko (good) help Ryan but niko (bad) killed niko (good)

  • that voice actor sounds like the guy from sanity not included...

  • @sirnippip That's because it's him...

  • WOW THE COPS PUT DOWN THERE DOUGHNUTS AND DIDNT JUST GIVE THEM A PARKING TICKET!

  • Whats the name of the song at 9:07 PLS REPLY

  • Well Never get spotted running into a bank shooting bullets into innocent people demanding money for no reason!

    The cops will just carry on sitting in there cars eating donoughts!

  • @Jammyboy9876 Well, it is GTA...

  • "The cops came when we weren't expecting them to".

    Oh yeah, because charging into a bank with guns and loudly shooting innocent people who didn't need to die with shotguns and assault rifles while wearing ski-masks DEFINITELY isn't gonna attract any attention.

  • And he's bad actor too. Guitarmaster is pretty good when it comes to serious shit, but Dexterboy is just awful.

    And sometimes I completely forget he's even English. He's got the most fucked up accent I've ever heard for an Englishman, it almost sounds like he's faking it.

    And I'm FROM the same country as him (or the country he claims he's from, anyway).

  • Guitarmaster can't go ONE video without including his gay lover Dexterboy, can he?

    They're always stressing their heterosexuality in their videos, but the two have been in a relationship that's survived longer than most STRAIGHT couples.

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  • haven even made a 3rd 1

  • what the hell is that 09:46

  • epic music :O

  • lol 03:09

  • :O  good final

  • Lol Cop:Dont Make Me Get Out Of This Car

    Niko:FUCK YOU

  • the boss would have a gay accent.

  • I seriously want a link to the instrumental they have in the start of this....so smooth

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  • 6:55 car switching lanes lagging

  • @MrImasleep and your point is

  • OMG. Guitarmasterx7 and Dexterboy in the same video...as usual. At least that's who they sound like XD

  • 9:48 weird purple stuff? bottom left wtf is that?

  • niko wearing sneakers with a suit

  • 220 people sleep with their pillows sticking through their heads

  • niko wont die he'll wake up 6hours later with no car standing outside a hostpital with half his money simple ;)

    

  • Dear machinima, Two years have gone by and still no episode 3 u guys could of at the least made it I only takes a couple of weeks for footage so maybe u could try to make an episode 3 this was 1 of the only good series from u guys

  • o i c 

  • So much of this doesn't make a lick of sense, yet its ten times better than over half the GTA4 shit posted up to machinima.

  • WHy didnt the cops just runover them?

  • common part 3!!!!!

  • watch 16:09 cuz i said to

  • Why was Niko played off like a pussy? Running away when the bossman said gtfo? LOL

  • This whole thing is messed up. Ep 1, the "best guy" sticks his head out and gets shot, earlier they're wondering how the cops showed up even though they're firing loud ass guns, and here, they kill dozens of guys, even though there's tons of cars just waiting to be used to get away. Where's the fucking logic? And since when did Niko run away from anyone, yet he's running from some screaming fake-ass-British-accent guy.

  • im guessing it wont be continued after all? maybe the reasen is because he got shot in the head.

  • 8:12 OH SHIT... let's dance!

    haha

  • dex and lyle????

  • niko dies then he gets shot by either niko wearing a hat or nikos evil twin\

  • What is the song called at 9:26 ? 

  • but not the swear part

  • its an indian war chant 9:26

  • @jckeitha do you know which kind it is???

  • play 8:26 again and again

  • come

  • when will ep 3

  • THE SONG/MUSIC AT THE BEGINNING (DRIVING SCENE ON BRIDGE) IS 'POP JOINT' BY MJD BEATS. You're all very welcome.

  • @ZooYorkVenom Oops, I meant the very beginning scene. Not the bridge one.

  • name of second song plzz!!???! or whichever one when there both drivin together

  • @bluedot12345677 Pop Joint by MJD Beats.

  • You Shouldnt Haved Fucked with Meee!!!!!!!!!!! Lmaoo

  • longest driving scene ever xD

  • 3:09 LOL

  • nico nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Robbery took place at the majestic but they meet the booss at his house on top of it?

  • i like how he got shot when he said niko

  • is lyle and dexter in there

  • SEX WITH BED?!:D

  • holy crap lyle and dex

  • LYLE AND DEX IN THE SAME PLACE THATS NOT SNI

    HOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYY CRAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

  • god

  • god niko when you get shot dont die bye no you do

  • poor packie and poor niko

  • @spikeman991 packie?

  • @MrGtagangster packie the persons real name

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  • what song is this???

  • u havent made a third one just the preview

  • yay lyle and dex XD

  • Uhh... lol??? I saw Ryan get shot a couple of times while he was yelling "NIKO!!!"

    Shouldn't both of them be down? XD

  • WHY DO U THUMB UP SPOILERS DICKHEADS?

  • @krippa123 If you're talking about ChrisCrash043, it's not a spoiler.

    That was meant to be a joke. When you die in GTA, you will spawn at the hospital and the game clock will advance by 6 hours, and that applies to main characters.

    Don't ass so loudly about stuff especially if you are so fuckin clueless, that applies to trivial shit like this.

  • @byakumaruZ blablablablabla, i finished the games but i wasn't aplied to his comment you retard look below it

  • @byakumaruZ i think he ment, the video.

  • WHAT IS THAT PURPLE SMOKE AT 9:47

  • How much ammo do these guys have?

  • machinima youve done it again

  • 0.20 his head his in the pillow?

  • I remember that mission...

  • Mob Boss:Actually Your Parents Arent Dead

    Ryan:Yeah They Are

    Mob Boss No

    Mom: I Faked My Death And Payed People To Say I Died

    Dad:I Payed People To Fake Kill Me But They Actually Stabbed Me Once Or Twice Beacuse I Wasnt Screaming Enough

    Mob Boss:I Didnt Even Want You

    Ryan: :O

    Mob Boss: You Were All Like "I WANNA BE WITH YOU IM A CRYING LITTLE B*TCH!"

  • lmfaoo is it me or does it look like packie is sleep dancing at the beginning of the show...

  • this is kinda bad quality in video and voice but kinda good cos im bored out of my mind

  • On xbox 360 is there a way u can play as patrick instead of nikko?

  • ryan(patrick) walks up the stairs casualy funny

  • Whats The Song Starting at 5:33 ???

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    Get a great spot early !!

  • whats up with the tsnis shoes niko?

  • lol niko tripped lowkey on the cops leg 9:21 and tried to play it off like he was taking cover

  • @8THSOFDREAMS haha good eye

  • what the fuck is in the back seat of the police car 9:48

  • What the fuck is that at 9:47

  • lol hes making out with his bed 

  • Lag on the bridge lol

  • half of the video is them driving WTF?!

  • okay,niko survives grenades,explosions,misile explosions,jumping out of a car more than 50000000000 times,got raped by an helicopter,cars,cops,and he cant survive a simple GOD DAMN BULLET??@?@?@??@@

  • @gustavob97 no shit bro

  • U just don't yell at Niko

  • The instrumental in the beginning is too sick who made that!!!!!!!! plz answer back anyboy that know the answer

  • Niko isn't dead check out the trailer of episode 3

  • This is the se cast as Sanity Not Included!

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  • wow, fucking spoilers!

  • Whats the track being played in the ending scene anyone??

  • Waht´s the name from the melodie on the END???

  • wheres part 3 ?

  • 219 people didn't wake up in a hospital 6 hours after they got shot

  • 00:31 falling 00:32 falling 00:33 falling 00:34 falling 00:35 falling 00:36 falling 00:37 falling 00:38 falling 00:39 falling 00:40 falling 00:41 falling 00:42 falling 00:43 falling 00:44 falling 00:45 FELL

  • @machinima where part 3?!?

  • didn't liked the end.

  • Wutz the name of that song at the beginning?

  • Oh, and notice that lagging car? Its another player.

  • Notice how the car lights magically repair themselves? Lol, Phone cheat mode.

  • I really would love to see The Robbery episode 3 it kills me

  • A Mafia boss with a British accent? What the fuck?

  • @johnp0729 the gayest fakest british accent ever.

  • 3:10 was so funny but it seems like the person who did the boss had the mic in his mouth

  • 0:45 Head inside bed!

  • 0:20 His face INSIDE the pillow.

  • I have an problem on GTA4 (BOGT) on my PS3. When i choose multiplayer (doesn't matter gta races or deathmatch) i just see max 3 people in the game. Do you guys have the same problem or do you see much more?

  • goddamn the voice acting for the boss is terrible!

  • At 9:49 inside the car was purple?

  • 8:35 niko do a barral role

  • Holy god...this is terrible.

  • this looks gay

  • whats the music where paci says nice moves niko

  • They should make a DLC when Niko is in the Army

  • Niko didn't die.

    He will wake up at the hospital 6 hours later. ;P

  • @ChrisCrash043 yup he always wake up at the hospital 6 hours later xD

  • @ChrisCrash043 asshole

  • @PkingKoalas what did he do?

  • @PkingKoalas ???

  • @ChrisCrash043 That was packie who was shot

  • @ChrisCrash043 with low health

  • niko

    what a way to day get shot and wiggle on the floor

  • 9:27 really gave it kind of a real movie feel... Plus it looked pretty cool...

  • the scene of them driving is way to long

  • Really Niko? After all the times you got shot at, you can't take a damn BULLET???

  • @tmaze1121 He never got shot in this.So it makes it realistic.

  • *A major shot 

  • wtf is wrong with packie at the beginning hes fuckin havin a seizure in the bed!!

  • wtf is wrong with packie at the beginnning hes fuckin havin a seizure in the bed!!