@MrHaxman123 i normally open lotsa tabs and load a few clips while watching at the same time but these gta videos are slower to load than normal..probably has to do with the higher bitrate
"The cops came when we weren't expecting them to".
Oh yeah, because charging into a bank with guns and loudly shooting innocent people who didn't need to die with shotguns and assault rifles while wearing ski-masks DEFINITELY isn't gonna attract any attention.
And he's bad actor too. Guitarmaster is pretty good when it comes to serious shit, but Dexterboy is just awful.
And sometimes I completely forget he's even English. He's got the most fucked up accent I've ever heard for an Englishman, it almost sounds like he's faking it.
And I'm FROM the same country as him (or the country he claims he's from, anyway).
Guitarmaster can't go ONE video without including his gay lover Dexterboy, can he?
They're always stressing their heterosexuality in their videos, but the two have been in a relationship that's survived longer than most STRAIGHT couples.
Dear machinima, Two years have gone by and still no episode 3 u guys could of at the least made it I only takes a couple of weeks for footage so maybe u could try to make an episode 3 this was 1 of the only good series from u guys
This whole thing is messed up. Ep 1, the "best guy" sticks his head out and gets shot, earlier they're wondering how the cops showed up even though they're firing loud ass guns, and here, they kill dozens of guys, even though there's tons of cars just waiting to be used to get away. Where's the fucking logic? And since when did Niko run away from anyone, yet he's running from some screaming fake-ass-British-accent guy.
@krippa123 If you're talking about ChrisCrash043, it's not a spoiler.
That was meant to be a joke. When you die in GTA, you will spawn at the hospital and the game clock will advance by 6 hours, and that applies to main characters.
Don't ass so loudly about stuff especially if you are so fuckin clueless, that applies to trivial shit like this.
okay,niko survives grenades,explosions,misile explosions,jumping out of a car more than 50000000000 times,got raped by an helicopter,cars,cops,and he cant survive a simple GOD DAMN BULLET??@?@?@??@@
I have an problem on GTA4 (BOGT) on my PS3. When i choose multiplayer (doesn't matter gta races or deathmatch) i just see max 3 people in the game. Do you guys have the same problem or do you see much more?
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BFloverhateCOD 2 hours ago
come on make a part 4 please
keven458 22 hours ago
canyou make a part 4
keven458 1 day ago
partrick and niko should get hurt but they go to a prison hospital
thegamer504 5 days ago
9:28 Go Niko Go niko Go Niko Go Niko 10:41 Awwh damn Niko you got knocked the fuck out!
kenroxlikecrazy 1 week ago
9:48 WTF!
cristiannoku 1 week ago
Niko!!!! D:
sofijj123 1 week ago
in the next episode he respawns
phoenixbrown108 2 weeks ago
I thought you wouldn't let niko drive a car when your in it :/?
ShawnMicheals227 2 weeks ago
make a part 3
keven458 2 weeks ago
@keven458 there's already.
xXKumiAnkkaXx 5 days ago
9:48 WTF?!
talktothehandbro 2 weeks ago
7:48 Nikos sneakers..SWAG !
talktothehandbro 2 weeks ago
how long does it take for Packie to drive
thecrazyx81 3 weeks ago
nikos cool
thecrazyx81 3 weeks ago
nikos my man
thecrazyx81 3 weeks ago
it looks like he is having sex with the bed 00:30
tishhoo 3 weeks ago
Worst script reading ever. >:(
ThomasDemko 3 weeks ago
an youtube pisst euch mit der werbung!!!!
CrouserLP12 3 weeks ago
i wish my cop battles were this epic..
MrUsername250 3 weeks ago
upload in HD...
TJJhomeproduction 1 month ago
@TJJhomeproduction switch to 240p the back to 360p it will look like 1080p
ATEMTING2CARE 1 month ago
what is the name of the begging song
MNJflipkickers 1 month ago
the creator forgot to add the text never at 11:01
ZWKA1 1 month ago
it pisses me off when it wont load even though I've sat there for 15 minuets
XboxHerO3467 1 month ago
@XboxHerO3467 Then get a better internet connection.
MrHaxman123 1 month ago
@MrHaxman123 i normally open lotsa tabs and load a few clips while watching at the same time but these gta videos are slower to load than normal..probably has to do with the higher bitrate
shobin05 1 month ago
Ryan better not have died
Ramirezm89210 1 month ago
nice sideburns ryan
skillers224 1 month ago
1:37 one light,but 1:47 two light~
THB886 1 month ago
1:37 one light~
THB886 1 month ago
no top comments? ok here it is. tits!
zombieman1221 1 month ago
@zombieman1221 fail .
HexterBaxter 1 month ago
Just having the drugs and they got setup. :(
09Golbez 1 month ago
Niko (good) help Ryan but niko (bad) killed niko (good)
gtasaps2cheater 2 months ago
that voice actor sounds like the guy from sanity not included...
sirnippip 2 months ago
@sirnippip That's because it's him...
JohnnyOTZ 2 months ago
WOW THE COPS PUT DOWN THERE DOUGHNUTS AND DIDNT JUST GIVE THEM A PARKING TICKET!
notnerdiforthgrade 2 months ago
Whats the name of the song at 9:07 PLS REPLY
141moneytalks 2 months ago
Well Never get spotted running into a bank shooting bullets into innocent people demanding money for no reason!
The cops will just carry on sitting in there cars eating donoughts!
Jammyboy9876 2 months ago
@Jammyboy9876 Well, it is GTA...
GTAfan421 2 months ago
"The cops came when we weren't expecting them to".
Oh yeah, because charging into a bank with guns and loudly shooting innocent people who didn't need to die with shotguns and assault rifles while wearing ski-masks DEFINITELY isn't gonna attract any attention.
TheCutwood 2 months ago
And he's bad actor too. Guitarmaster is pretty good when it comes to serious shit, but Dexterboy is just awful.
And sometimes I completely forget he's even English. He's got the most fucked up accent I've ever heard for an Englishman, it almost sounds like he's faking it.
And I'm FROM the same country as him (or the country he claims he's from, anyway).
IAmCaptainMarvel 2 months ago
Guitarmaster can't go ONE video without including his gay lover Dexterboy, can he?
They're always stressing their heterosexuality in their videos, but the two have been in a relationship that's survived longer than most STRAIGHT couples.
IAmCaptainMarvel 2 months ago
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IAmCaptainMarvel 2 months ago
haven even made a 3rd 1
TheMcfin13 2 months ago
what the hell is that 09:46
dglsclark10 2 months ago
epic music :O
pawulinho17 2 months ago
lol 03:09
albertgv1 2 months ago
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arthurdsjrjbr 2 months ago
:O good final
JPgames100 3 months ago
Lol Cop:Dont Make Me Get Out Of This Car
Niko:FUCK YOU
ChaoticDragon1011 3 months ago
the boss would have a gay accent.
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NadiaSpicerufg 3 months ago
I seriously want a link to the instrumental they have in the start of this....so smooth
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FlakyShaky 3 months ago
6:55 car switching lanes lagging
MrImasleep 3 months ago
@MrImasleep and your point is
steelers3399 3 months ago
OMG. Guitarmasterx7 and Dexterboy in the same video...as usual. At least that's who they sound like XD
noah12301 3 months ago
9:48 weird purple stuff? bottom left wtf is that?
AC7Media 3 months ago
niko wearing sneakers with a suit
XxXxblackshadow 3 months ago
220 people sleep with their pillows sticking through their heads
tankdoom 3 months ago
niko wont die he'll wake up 6hours later with no car standing outside a hostpital with half his money simple ;)
spikeman991 3 months ago
Dear machinima, Two years have gone by and still no episode 3 u guys could of at the least made it I only takes a couple of weeks for footage so maybe u could try to make an episode 3 this was 1 of the only good series from u guys
XX46xLUVxINxIT 3 months ago 2
o i c
DozierStudios 3 months ago
So much of this doesn't make a lick of sense, yet its ten times better than over half the GTA4 shit posted up to machinima.
vykkheralden 3 months ago
WHy didnt the cops just runover them?
reversenow 3 months ago
common part 3!!!!!
jeanies5r 3 months ago
watch 16:09 cuz i said to
skygayta 3 months ago
Why was Niko played off like a pussy? Running away when the bossman said gtfo? LOL
hockeyhotdog11 3 months ago
This whole thing is messed up. Ep 1, the "best guy" sticks his head out and gets shot, earlier they're wondering how the cops showed up even though they're firing loud ass guns, and here, they kill dozens of guys, even though there's tons of cars just waiting to be used to get away. Where's the fucking logic? And since when did Niko run away from anyone, yet he's running from some screaming fake-ass-British-accent guy.
SirRavenIII 3 months ago
im guessing it wont be continued after all? maybe the reasen is because he got shot in the head.
TacticalT0MAT0 4 months ago
8:12 OH SHIT... let's dance!
haha
Maluketsz321 4 months ago
dex and lyle????
MrRayman1000 4 months ago
niko dies then he gets shot by either niko wearing a hat or nikos evil twin\
timmyisthefly 4 months ago
What is the song called at 9:26 ?
MrResidentevil5 4 months ago in playlist Grand Theft Auto IV
but not the swear part
jckeitha 4 months ago
its an indian war chant 9:26
jckeitha 4 months ago
@jckeitha do you know which kind it is???
141moneytalks 2 months ago
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sorry play 9:26 again and again
jckeitha 4 months ago
play 8:26 again and again
jckeitha 4 months ago
come
nikocrazyguy012 4 months ago
when will ep 3
nikocrazyguy012 4 months ago
THE SONG/MUSIC AT THE BEGINNING (DRIVING SCENE ON BRIDGE) IS 'POP JOINT' BY MJD BEATS. You're all very welcome.
ZooYorkVenom 4 months ago
@ZooYorkVenom Oops, I meant the very beginning scene. Not the bridge one.
ZooYorkVenom 4 months ago
name of second song plzz!!???! or whichever one when there both drivin together
bluedot12345677 4 months ago in playlist bluedot12345677's Favorited Videos
@bluedot12345677 Pop Joint by MJD Beats.
ZooYorkVenom 4 months ago
You Shouldnt Haved Fucked with Meee!!!!!!!!!!! Lmaoo
DeshaunDrizzy221 4 months ago
longest driving scene ever xD
obuyetusksequalswhat 4 months ago
3:09 LOL
ratchet755 4 months ago
nico noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noorio789 4 months ago
The Robbery took place at the majestic but they meet the booss at his house on top of it?
PassDaHookah420 5 months ago
i like how he got shot when he said niko
dweezybird 5 months ago
is lyle and dexter in there
soniccrash15 5 months ago
SEX WITH BED?!:D
Jurek6012 5 months ago
holy crap lyle and dex
gjhotch 5 months ago
LYLE AND DEX IN THE SAME PLACE THATS NOT SNI
HOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYY CRAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
TheZmann64 5 months ago
god
wartiger8 5 months ago
god niko when you get shot dont die bye no you do
wartiger8 5 months ago
poor packie and poor niko
spikeman991 5 months ago
@spikeman991 packie?
MrGtagangster 5 months ago
@MrGtagangster packie the persons real name
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hitboy200 5 months ago
what song is this???
kanekiller100 5 months ago
u havent made a third one just the preview
davidhasswagg 5 months ago
yay lyle and dex XD
mattf1sh97 5 months ago
Uhh... lol??? I saw Ryan get shot a couple of times while he was yelling "NIKO!!!"
Shouldn't both of them be down? XD
byakumaruZ 5 months ago
WHY DO U THUMB UP SPOILERS DICKHEADS?
krippa123 5 months ago
@krippa123 If you're talking about ChrisCrash043, it's not a spoiler.
That was meant to be a joke. When you die in GTA, you will spawn at the hospital and the game clock will advance by 6 hours, and that applies to main characters.
Don't ass so loudly about stuff especially if you are so fuckin clueless, that applies to trivial shit like this.
byakumaruZ 5 months ago
@byakumaruZ blablablablabla, i finished the games but i wasn't aplied to his comment you retard look below it
krippa123 5 months ago
@byakumaruZ i think he ment, the video.
EpixClan 5 months ago
WHAT IS THAT PURPLE SMOKE AT 9:47
KOVACICgold 5 months ago
How much ammo do these guys have?
DJBTrax 5 months ago
machinima youve done it again
gothAa1 5 months ago
0.20 his head his in the pillow?
TheBrandon234ful 5 months ago
I remember that mission...
Matopeck22America 5 months ago
Mob Boss:Actually Your Parents Arent Dead
Ryan:Yeah They Are
Mob Boss No
Mom: I Faked My Death And Payed People To Say I Died
Dad:I Payed People To Fake Kill Me But They Actually Stabbed Me Once Or Twice Beacuse I Wasnt Screaming Enough
Mob Boss:I Didnt Even Want You
Ryan: :O
Mob Boss: You Were All Like "I WANNA BE WITH YOU IM A CRYING LITTLE B*TCH!"
sanpietro5 5 months ago
lmfaoo is it me or does it look like packie is sleep dancing at the beginning of the show...
toontownrox50 5 months ago
this is kinda bad quality in video and voice but kinda good cos im bored out of my mind
Crackheadcow 5 months ago
On xbox 360 is there a way u can play as patrick instead of nikko?
Addrenaline100 5 months ago
ryan(patrick) walks up the stairs casualy funny
zekrom845 5 months ago
Whats The Song Starting at 5:33 ???
MegaBeastGaming 5 months ago
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LibertyCityRPS 5 months ago
whats up with the tsnis shoes niko?
brenth1999 5 months ago
lol niko tripped lowkey on the cops leg 9:21 and tried to play it off like he was taking cover
8THSOFDREAMS 5 months ago 10
@8THSOFDREAMS haha good eye
a4gallon2of8milk 5 months ago
what the fuck is in the back seat of the police car 9:48
TheMetalchild333 5 months ago
What the fuck is that at 9:47
WatterShades 5 months ago
lol hes making out with his bed
GraffitiMute1 5 months ago
Lag on the bridge lol
Bigbruv12 6 months ago
half of the video is them driving WTF?!
ZombieSlayer12345100 6 months ago
okay,niko survives grenades,explosions,misile explosions,jumping out of a car more than 50000000000 times,got raped by an helicopter,cars,cops,and he cant survive a simple GOD DAMN BULLET??@?@?@??@@
gustavob97 6 months ago 17
@gustavob97 no shit bro
DerpyDerp666 4 months ago
U just don't yell at Niko
flamevenom88 6 months ago
The instrumental in the beginning is too sick who made that!!!!!!!! plz answer back anyboy that know the answer
Rodneyp26 6 months ago
Niko isn't dead check out the trailer of episode 3
dombazz98 6 months ago
This is the se cast as Sanity Not Included!
Rift2012 6 months ago
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mikiesta07 6 months ago
wow, fucking spoilers!
360Productivity 6 months ago
Whats the track being played in the ending scene anyone??
NathanSkateRatt 6 months ago
Waht´s the name from the melodie on the END???
dogo439 6 months ago
wheres part 3 ?
AnerchX 6 months ago
219 people didn't wake up in a hospital 6 hours after they got shot
mmaatthhijss00 6 months ago
00:31 falling 00:32 falling 00:33 falling 00:34 falling 00:35 falling 00:36 falling 00:37 falling 00:38 falling 00:39 falling 00:40 falling 00:41 falling 00:42 falling 00:43 falling 00:44 falling 00:45 FELL
moggylane 6 months ago
@machinima where part 3?!?
SwaggaSoSick32 6 months ago
didn't liked the end.
Kenpatchi159 6 months ago
Wutz the name of that song at the beginning?
BiggestGamer100 6 months ago
Oh, and notice that lagging car? Its another player.
haloguy09 6 months ago
Notice how the car lights magically repair themselves? Lol, Phone cheat mode.
haloguy09 6 months ago
I really would love to see The Robbery episode 3 it kills me
chip2563 6 months ago
A Mafia boss with a British accent? What the fuck?
johnp0729 6 months ago
@johnp0729 the gayest fakest british accent ever.
DrewgieXGaming 6 months ago
3:10 was so funny but it seems like the person who did the boss had the mic in his mouth
Bmahful 6 months ago
0:45 Head inside bed!
CloudsInDahSky 6 months ago
0:20 His face INSIDE the pillow.
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PcGameHunter 6 months ago
I have an problem on GTA4 (BOGT) on my PS3. When i choose multiplayer (doesn't matter gta races or deathmatch) i just see max 3 people in the game. Do you guys have the same problem or do you see much more?
UTube4588 6 months ago
goddamn the voice acting for the boss is terrible!
SweetcornHeadA266 6 months ago 2
At 9:49 inside the car was purple?
MartianMilitiaTV 6 months ago
8:35 niko do a barral role
fireboy93939 6 months ago
Holy god...this is terrible.
SgtTheFink 6 months ago
this looks gay
gamedragon95681 6 months ago
whats the music where paci says nice moves niko
chuckybuilder 6 months ago
They should make a DLC when Niko is in the Army
markbattad 6 months ago
Niko didn't die.
He will wake up at the hospital 6 hours later. ;P
ChrisCrash043 6 months ago 95
@ChrisCrash043 yup he always wake up at the hospital 6 hours later xD
timothym10 6 months ago
@ChrisCrash043 asshole
PkingKoalas 6 months ago
@PkingKoalas what did he do?
superdarkluigi13 6 months ago
@PkingKoalas ???
ChrisCrash043 5 months ago
@ChrisCrash043 That was packie who was shot
Jickleo 4 months ago
@ChrisCrash043 with low health
spikeman991 4 months ago
niko
what a way to day get shot and wiggle on the floor
spikeman991 4 months ago
9:27 really gave it kind of a real movie feel... Plus it looked pretty cool...
iLikezToCommentLol 6 months ago
the scene of them driving is way to long
flipe125 6 months ago
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xXxSlitxHaxXx 6 months ago
Really Niko? After all the times you got shot at, you can't take a damn BULLET???
tmaze1121 6 months ago 65
@tmaze1121 He never got shot in this.So it makes it realistic.
gtagamer651 6 months ago
*A major shot
gtagamer651 6 months ago
wtf is wrong with packie at the beginning hes fuckin havin a seizure in the bed!!
xZEBO14x 6 months ago
wtf is wrong with packie at the beginnning hes fuckin havin a seizure in the bed!!
xZEBO14x 6 months ago