George Carlin - Incomplete List of Impolite Words

[ostrich67]

Heyyy, you forgot "Needle-dick the Bug-Fucker"!

[cjhrjone54]

i love how he adds the emphasis on some of them xD

[urrpeg77]

I don't get the cotton pony...

[IloveOLDLADIES]

@urrpeg77 you must be singel

[urrpeg77]

@IloveOLDLADIES just because i didnt know what a cotton pony is doesnt mean that im single (which i am)

[IloveOLDLADIES]

@urrpeg77 Sorry :( dident mean to be rude. Im just saying once you get married your wife will talk about her period

[urrpeg77]

@IloveOLDLADIES lol its alright :)

[Jonsiebert1]

@urrpeg77 the tampon.

[nihilusJ90]

he forgot ''purple headed yogurt slinger ''

[SkeptikProductioN]

"Hey you forgot 'Kitchen Bitch' and 'Sandwich maker'... "

[fuggsakes]

The flurry at the end is EPIC

[dasani367]

haha wow , i dont think he missed anything haha XD

[Wharwulif]

Sounds like some sort of a very strange type of song with very to-the-point lyric =D

[swordcollection]

New challange: give defenition for ''Mother Strapolonean''

[SSXtrikE]

@swordcollection Synonymous with "Mother fucking bullshitter", strapalonian is not the product of someone doing but someone being, as strapalonians are actually from a non-existent country, hence why the term refers to someone who is a chronic liar. The antecedent "mother" is purely for aesthetic.

[swordcollection]

@SSXtrikE I see. thank you.

[swordcollection]

Did he say scat?

[JediMindTrickzz]

ONE EYED WONDER WORM!?!



[therealmissingno]

@JediMindTrickzz aka penis

[soccerchick917]

if you guys actually watch the video he has a list llooool. he didnt remember it all >_>

[PrizmT]

6.9 which is 69 with a period in between

[givemechoclate]

Punishing Percy in my hand ha

[cdw900]

5 people have used 90% of these words in the last 5 seconds

[Shesse4]

He forgot Spank the Monkey.

[tabbythesquare]

haha



[1obxeclipsedriver]

How does one man remember so many impolite words?! Geez. LOL.

[bornbythesea]

@1obxeclipsedriver "The original Constitution gave to Congress no power over the subject of religion or of education. The Blair Amendment proposes for the first time to give Congress such power. Where is this encroachment upon the rights of the States to stop?" -The Chicago Law Times By John Marshall

[DubstepJake]

Boy in the Boat, Man in Canoe

[poidog44]

I hate the painters!

[punkrocker634]

miss him dearly!

[whitemacabre001]

This man is a genius!!!

[clappinmonkey09]

beef injection lol

[eyeboule]

lol Mr Carlin RIP...one to add...the alabaster yak :D

[ilurvzelda]

Poooon Taaang!

[paulc4567]

Woolybooga.

[fiesta181]

"hey, how's the hammer hanging?"

[YourMother7171]

"Butt rag on the rag flying the flag riding the cotton pony" XD

[dbell2224]

LOL!!!A true genius!!!!!

[flushiez]

fake chow

[Gasimzada]

what year is it??

[zzajci]

best one was taliwacker

[cartossin]

3 people are annoyed that the video title says "inpolite" instead of "impolite"

[KiloBravo18]

@cartossin 

[ariandynas]

Listening to these, some of them have GOT to have a intresting story behind them.

[ariandynas]

"Some of these border on poetry, I feel."

-George Carlin

[rainfirefly1]

i miss him so much! i mean how could done this so well with out laughing

[rainfirefly1]

i miss him so much!

[edenic]

There were phrases in there , it's not all single words..the toss pot.

[JESSESEIBEL]

He forgot Rebecca Black.

[EricNyhmfan]

@JESSESEIBEL Rebecca Black came after George Carlin died, just in case you weren't joking.

[JESSESEIBEL]

@EricNyhmfan Seriously? Of course I was joking, do you really think a moron would post this being serious? Then again, morons DO exist. XD

[AhlmKrehza]

His memory is amazing

[soothslayer21]

@AhlmKrehza He's reading them off of a list.

[paulc4567]

@AhlmKrehza Especially when he's reading it from a long scroll that drops to the floor, that he brings on stage with him.

[061323980]

@AhlmKrehza i remember that act... he read it from a list in his hands^^ but still i think he was the most awesome man alive :3

[VampArtemis]

I LOVE CLUSTER FUCK!! 8D

[B1ggu5]

It's 'impolite.'

[edwinm1]

woulda been help full with some lyrics...rip george carlin

[1992tyl]

what about twatelfuck

[Heywoulducuddleme]

I never get tired of watching this shit its too damn fucking funny... XD

[1NS4N3L3G3NDZ]

FFFUUUURRR BUUrger

[MaggieLovesJimmy]

lol He's not lying when he says they border on poetry. And George Carlin is a poet. ;)

[mljbct89]

found on the CD version of Carlin On Campus 1984.

[mrjoshey]

he forgot Queef

[AvengingBus]

@mrjoshey its definatly in there i heard it

[hajenchri]

I'm 9 and what does this mean?

Just kidding, I think I'm going to be sent home from school for bad language more often now.

[feztizieo]

i was mostly impressed with his skill of memorization.

like HOLY!

[Machineguncody]

Bearded clam LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theangelsdragon]

i had to look up pop your cookie i was off by just a bit

[bucsboy091]

Mongolian cluster fuck? Haha. Wtf

[Vamphaery]

This man was a fucking brilliant speaker, comedian, (by my estimation) philologist, existential thinker, and social commentator. And he was all of those things while being entertaining and accessible. What a loss when he went.

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

LMAO! "Letting the painters in" has to be one of my favorites. LOL!

[TheCatholicBoat]

I just can't believe he always did all this FROM MEMORY!!!

[happybuddyperson]

LOL DIDDLE

[PrudesCanBiteMe]

Shooting putty at the moon? lmao

[MulesFootball14]

Bearded Clam

[jcruz04]

There will never be another comedian like george carlin

[sharppointy1]

O M G I can't breathing from laughing so hard...

[farseer611]

George Carlin invented rap.

[Airsoft109z]

"Mother Strapolonean."

[Matoxhz]

"Mr. Goodwrench" That's a good one! XD

[SkiChick812]

waxing the dolphin X)

[agunsson]

he forgot jerking your monkey

[daledaddy1]

Holy Crap!!!! George was brillant. I bet he's down there screaming up at us.

[DisturbedOneMike]

"Polling the electorate".

[DisturbedOneMike]

"Mother strappalonian"? Hahaha.

[chestbuster1987]

Having the painters in rofl xD

[daledaddy1]

I just peed a little. What bit is theis from? Does anybody know? Any help would be appreciated. I miss this guy.

[khidmike]

@daledaddy1

This is the bit... An Incomplete List of Impolite Words... I miss him too, man. Thank god we still have the internet.

[hellomynameisjulius]

Impolite*

[ebiry]

give a thumbs up if you have heard atleast 75% of these phrases and/or have a few of your own :)

[vitunpaskiainen]

The picture stared into my soul for 5:22 seconds. It was fucking intense.

[givemechoclate]

pearl neckless? can anyone tell me wat thatmeans



[WolfsRain00]

@givemechoclate are you sure you want someone to answer that lol?

[Camron932]

@givemechoclate Its when you bust on a girls chest/neck area

[Milhail]

@givemechoclate when a dude jizzes on the area of your chest/neck where you normally wear a necklace.

[weeeemrfancy]

*Impolite

[WolfsRain00]

mongolian cluster f***? wtf is that?

[ilovetogofast88]

(sniff) Oh, George that was SO beautiful

[vincecrue]

I think George Carlin is down there now screaming up at us and he is in severe pain! LOL

[weeeemrfancy]

@vincecrue Religionfag

[Seedr0]

@vincecrue He's dead, he can't scream in his coffin from the pain of asphyxiation!

[ziggyboi1995]

riding the cotton pony

[virado255]

the one person who did not like this is the one person who all of these words apply to

[1obxeclipsedriver]

The irony of the Incomplete List Of Impolite Words is that George Carlin used to play Mr. Conductor on "Shining Time Station" way back in the 90s. STS was a kid's show for those that may not remember.

[thatdude1997]

put on caps it funny

[SirStonezALot]

poooooooontaaang

[ilovetogofast88]

Hey baby how bout a BEEF INJECTION!!

[tortera528]

tallywacker, he also forgot cliter dick

[permedmammoth]

I like to play a game of 'how long before you totally break down laughing'... 49 seconds for me.

[greenguy415]

@permedmammoth got to 2:12 - having the painters in, lmao!

[MrBRENNON2132]

YOU KNOW UR AWESOME WHEN U CAN HAVE 5:22 OF NOTHING BUT PROFANITY!! HES A COMEIDAN GOD! R.I.P GEORGE :(

[ejr23]

I think he missed a few: Pounding the Priest, suck me, blow me, fuck me, sticking it in the hole, digging for white gold. I'm sure there are thousands of similarities.

[Arames84]

You gotta love the diversity of the English language.

[Dishdog2]

POOoooontAAANg.

[EvolutionyFactor]

George Carlin RIP; The best.

Thanks mate.

[Caconymic]

MR GOODWRENCH made me laugh my ass off

[Trigun914]

wow a whole eng lesson here folks

[CainmosniMirrored]

This is funny every time I hear it!!!

[looloorex]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! He'll always be here in my eyes!!! Thank God for YouTube!!!

[wowspare]

R.I.P? what's with all this bullshit "rest in peace" stuff?

rest in where? there ain't no heaven you faggots.

this guy is decomposing in silence, and that's the truth

[SSXtrikE]

@wowspare Well, lying around roughly equals rest, and you've got quite a bit of peace if all you do is lie around without anyone bothering you. So he's resting in peace. You make atheists look bad, you troll.

[roguetrip99]

What does he say at 5:19, "mother strapilonium?"

[Jostanos]

Holy Frell! George Carlin quoted all of those seemingly without taking a breath.

His Contraversial Comedic Genius will be sorely missed.

[HandofMisery]

Spilled my drink on the 68/71 bit. But losing a whole cherry coke was worth it!

[WolfFurryPride]

LOL VARY FUCKEN FUNNY

[SuperZombiekiller12]

R.I.P. to one of the best ever!!

[gregchance324]

i cant breathe!!

[Diametraphine]

Alright, who's the fuckfaced dog rimmer who accidentally pressed dislike?!

[EmilyBaileyQuest]

@Diametraphine not sure but he found a friend!

[sirsnowpharaoh]

@Diametraphine Palin.

[sirsnowpharaoh]

@Diametraphine, Palin. Who else?!

[chromoid]

@Diametraphine true, that person just so happens to be a shitty fuckhead.

[MrShapo4ever]

R.I.P Guys This Man RULEZ

[grumpyb3ar]

i love this. so obscene, it's awesome!

[amanda3685]

Did he sit in his house writing every incomplete word he could think of?

[ppiper6365]

we all love you george and we all miss you

[JugganautODDESY]

What CD/HBO special is this from?

[Randystudio217]

@JugganautODDESY Carlin on campus

[JugganautODDESY]

@Randystudio217 Thank you sir.

[MediaHoax]

Like George Carlin i am interested in words.

It's a lot of fun you can do with spoken words and the phonetics of it.

Reverse 'Get laid get in get off ' in a wave editor and it becomes : farting any damn day.

And there are some more hidden in it. (like: the war on a hoax)

George Carlin was a real genius !

[RubberJohnny08]

he forgot gobshite

[dangerdantheone]

He forgot Cleveland Steamer

[Laxun14]

Half the time it's not the words that amuse me, it's the way he says it XD

"Pooooooooooooooontaaaaaaaaaan­g"

[theDENIMMAN]

@Laxun14 tuna tacoooooo glory hoooole

[Laxun14]

lolz XD

"Waxing the dolphin..."

That's...new XD

[Solgrymm1337]

In the neighborhood of around 259 words At a very blind estimate

[19504x4]

turd burglar

[Bobalithmiss1]

where is this from? (this exact audio clip)

[thefinnman92]

its off his cd called Carlin on Campus. last track on the cd.

[evanterwilliger]

making the bald man puke!

[Solarisdj]

Hershey Highway, Mongolian Clusterfuck, Fishing for brown trout and 68 obviously ;-)

[thetinything]

the one eyed wonder worm xDDDD

[DieSlo]

Bearded Clam!!

[Silverpaw53211]

he needs to add TATAS :3

[Bobalithmiss1]

Mongolian Clusterfuck <3

[Protossmaster1]

6.9 how bout that

[taxmonkey123]

Christ, what memory.

Mongolian clusterfuck!

[ejr23]

How about this one: Tickle you with a pickle.

[Denthedragon]

how about this one? Fluff The Garfield! :p

[Zorial57]

Whose line is it Anyway FTW!

[k1awdttt]

Hershey Highway all the way!

Oh wait...

The 71 Highway seems nice too...

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

Woody Wood Pecker

[colourfulwithaU]

People say he was vulgar for vulgarity's sake. NOT TRUE. His vulgarity was a spit in the face of censorship. Wonderful.

[Southparker100000000]

people say you're a fucking cunt and you can fuck off.

[colourfulwithaU]

Lick my snapper, ass hole.

[Southparker100000000]

asshole is one word dipshit.

[Shnerkenferter]

The man is not just an American comedy legend, but a legend to all those who view censorship as an old hat institution! His words and wisom will live on forever through those people who got it. FUCK ALL THOSE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND!

[theDENIMMAN]

@Shnerkenferter its not even vulgar anymore because of all the rap

[tehcakeisalie1]

"Mr Goodwrench!"

[sherberg924]

"yoddling in the gulley"

RIP george carlin. you are forever my hero. comic genius and the smartest fucking person i have ever heard speak.

[Thermingt0n]

this is an EPIC list

[Dethenger]

"Hey! You forgot needle-dick the bogfucker!"

[maclieberman]

HAIRY CLAMMMMMM lmao!

[Digitallmadness]

POOOONTANGGG

[DiAmOnD595]

FURRRR BURRRGERRR!

and rising the Cotton Pony!

[Mullahgrrl]

crabs isnt rude.

[DragonNexus]

Wait till you're older.

[Superlion57]

R.I.P When he died GOD took one of the best

[ashazard]

If you've even listened to him, you'll know that he didn't believe in God. You're also an idiot.

[Superlion57]

well if u stop sucking me maybe you would take two seconds to think maybe he didint believe in god maybe allah or buddha so please get off of yor computer and do something productive with yourself. You're also a fucking fget ass bitch and ur mother sucks cock

[ashazard]

Proving that you're an incontinent moron does nothing for your argument.

Now why is it necessary to be mean to people all the time?