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  • hahahaha what the fuck!

  • WTF?!?!?! Weird part of Youtube again. But very hilarious!! :)

  • They are 'remaking' Total Recall, and APPARENTLY plan to include this scene

  • Thats what happens when you Bang your Housekeeper

  • that looks like my step-dad

  • BEST THING IVE EVER JERKED OFF TO

  • HAHAHA!

  • Honestly, maybe the funniest video on youtube I think.

  • Haha

  • Rated R

  • GET IN MY TUMMY!!!!

  • BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • WHAT DA FACKE DID AYE DOO WRONG !!!!

  • @daven58100 not me :)

  • gross

  • LOL OMG. Great movie xD

  • Rape

  • I'm sure someone finds this difficult to masturbate to.

  • [sigh] I will now and forever see this image and hear the song in my dreams. smdh Good grief :/

  • Am I the only one turned on by this?

  • Haha ewe

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  • **i move away from the mic to visually molest babies

  • @samusboi5 lol I was going to write something like that

  • lol

  • Kuato has talent

  • AWSOME!!! make another one!

  • This gets better every time I see it!

  • This is great!

  • Hahaha lol peace

  • Crap

  • schreiße man :D das paasst :D .. ööhm . what movie is this ?

  • I wonder if people would sleep at my house if i had that thing coming out of me..

  • Its just him say "chocolate rain" the whole song...

  • Get to da chocolate choppa

  • awesome!

    

  • this is awesome! pissing myself laughing

  • Arnolds wtf look pause at 00:20

  • COME TO MY CHANNEL TO SEE FUNNIEST ACID RAIN PARODY YET!

    NOT JUST STANDING BY MIKE

    MUSIC VIDEO

  • @alexbproductionz i would but i do not like CAPS

  • Isn't this the original video? Oh wait that is Kuato. Him and the original guy that sing this shitty fuckin song look the same.

  • im not sure why i cant stop laughing

  • FUCKIN GROSS! But it suited Kuato singing.

  • What movie is this from!

  • @justinbieberhaterize total recall

  • I was eating chocolate when I saw this.

    Yec..!

  • ** I move away from the mic to remove the flesh eating parasite baby on my abdominal area

  • LMFAO I WANT THAT FOR XMAS!

  • That was... rather disturbing.

    Amazing movie btw, watch it if you haven't yet!

  • That shit looks better than the real singer of this shit fucking music.

  • hahaha mad funny

  • This is why women get abortions. ((:D))

  • Arnold's like wtf

  • haha, on point. 

  • ..the effect of SHROOMS

    Nice ~ lol

  • wow love to let kuato suck om my chocolate bar mmm yum :P

    

  • A baby born , a tummy it is in

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  • this is from the movie: TOTALLY F***ING GAY!

  • WTF? That was so retarded, people will put any damn thing on the net.

  • GIVE THOSE PEOPLE AIR!!

  • @Zombiekillr1 I think you meant to say, "GIVE DIS PEEPOH AAYOR!".

  • @pyite23 You mean that guy you lobotomized?  See you at the party, Rictor!!

  • @Zombiekillr1 I'll be home in time for Corn Flakes. ...But no, you had to be QUAID!!

  • (moves face inside stomach to breath)

  • THIS VIDEO IS SO MONEY!!!

  • WTF X2

  • @1998BONQUIQUI omg ik hes adorible i just want to squeeze him

  • Chucky is Kuato!

  • Boner is gone

  • Damn! How many kids does Shwarzenegger have ????

  • I can't express how much i love this, I laughed so hard. Well done sir, well done.

  • Ralph is Kuato!!!!

  • Roflmfao

  • wow.

    that.

    was.

    perfect.

  • 0:17 Arnold's like "What the fuck?!"

  • Kuato Lives!

  • ROFL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHAH OMFG

  • the guy looked so relaxed that a freakin living thing was on his stomach i mean i would stare at it >.> 

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA I DIED LAUGHING

  • LOL amazing video soo much fun!!!!!! HILARIOUS

  • Imagine being arnold and actually sitting infront of that thing!

  • *I turn away from the mutant to breathe in*

  • wth

    

  • watch?v=Z57Vuv-4iJU

  • wisdom at its best!

  • Kuato, my new hero!

  • i fucked kuato in the mouth

  • lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lol

  • what is this from?!?!?1?

  • @will4eagles10 Total Recall

  • LMFAOOOOOOO

  • Amazingly funnnny

  • Epic win!!

  • ROFL!!! this is fucking incredible!

  • i think i died laughing to this

  • haha oh my god, how awesome is this video?

  • XD

  • This was so much better then the original Tay Zonday vid by a factor of a 1,000,000.

    I love Ahnold's face at the beginning!

  • OPEN YOUR MIND TO ME QUADE!

  • nigger baby

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck im high

  • Total Recall is one of the greatest films ever made.

  • i saw this movie two weeks ago and it was werid and i thought i never would see any part of this movie again........... i was wrong and the movie is total recall

  • umm where is this movie from ?

  • Does anyone remember 5 stars or no companies removing your videos and the freedom to do what ever you want on youtube

  • And Arnolds thinking "Come on, dont bullshit me!"

  • great editing actually looks like he was singing it. i know i already have a comment for this vid but that was like 2 years ago so.... great job.... (again)

  • DAMN i jizzed before he even turned around ! oh well theres always tomorrow.

  • Zut there are creative people out there|

  • The scene with Kuato used to weird me out as a kid.

  • LMAO

  • Ungodly funny as fuck...I don't mind having that song stuck in my head...favorited

  • It is Michael Jackson after all the plastic surgery.

  • funniest thing ive ever seen..........EVER!!!

  • Bwahahahah love it

  • way better than the original crap lol

  • open your mind to chocolate kuato.

  • im crying LOL LOL LOL

  • Stuff that nightmares are made of...

  • BEST THING IVE EVER JERKED OFF TO EVER

  • @PrettyHateMachine88

    Gross...that THING turns you on? You might as well have fantasies about all the stuff in The Unborn movie.

  • @PrettyHateMachine88 Personally I find

    The Necromorphs from Dead Space

    That Elizabeth Báthory scene from hostel 2

    That freezer scene from saw 3

    Ruby from The Hills Have Eyes

    Jenifer from masters of horror….. actually maybe I should stop rite there

  • @PrettyHateMachine88 kuato is controlling charlie sheen to open your mind with a 7 gram rock from mars

  • @PrettyHateMachine88 Well played,good Sir,well played.

  • @PrettyHateMachine88 ugggggh

    

  • i keep away from the mic cuz im ugly

  • omg lol

    *zoom the camera out and see the light*

    xD

  • No wonder he kept out of sight

  • @heatflash888 start the reactor! what are you waiting for? give these people chocolate rain!

  • open your mind quaid

  • dafok is that alien thing

  • @padilla23 quaid...start the reactor...

  • What movie was that??

  • @colinh111 Total Recall

  • thats sick

  • from witch movie is that shit `?

  • START THE REACTOR QUADE

  • I'm having total chocolate rain recall.

  • LOL!!! KUTATO LIVES

  • What movie was this??

  • @Joker12293 total recall

  • Arnold is thinking, "Who the fuck are you?"

  • Brilliant!

  • what does "GothGirl783" the ya right 19 year old virgin have to do with this video ? I think you made a great video, thumbs up ! p.s. GothGirl783 = scam !

  • That looks like Chucky...Awsum!!!

  • Creepy lol

  • Fucking awesome.. The comment rock. Just FYI I think quato's album drops next spring.

  • Quaid listen in awe at Kuatos wisdom.

  • Yes!

  • I still haven't lost my virginity and im 19! it makes me upset, no one wants me

  • @GothGirl783 Fuck off you dirty vulcher.

  • loooool brilliant!

  • what the name of movi and whats it about

  • @TheMazo63 it's a movie called total recall and its awesome that's all u gotta know and funny as hell

  • Lol

  • i wish i hadnt watched this (shudders)

  • i shat my pants!!!!!! dam chocolate rain!!! getin my freek on with this shist and what not my girlfriend loves to listen to this when were getin it on : )

  • kuato,s got a new cd out folks!

  • woa wtf lol

  • Nice job uncs!

  • From what film?

  • @MrSvSa TOTAL FUCKING RECALL FROM PAUL FUCKING VERHOEVEN. BIIIIAAATCH :p

  • This is too funny

  • ha this was the first thing that made me smile

    thank you

    keep up the good work

  • LMAO!!! Funny stuff!

  • This scared the shit out of me..

  • Arnold looks mesmerized

  • hahahahahahaha!!!! :XD

  • fukken favorite'd

  • 0:6 to 0:10 WTF stare

  •  Ha Ha this is great 5/5.

  • I think i was watching the orginal toy zonday clip with the same intensity trying to work out wtf i was watching.

  • lol it looks legit haha