Who is responsible for Dane Cook's popularity??? How did he ever get his 1st gig? I can find humor in damn near anything but I swear, he is the worst "comedian" that I have ever seen. Period.
If you notise.. the people in the crowd was 12 yearld girls.. that is there cus the comedian is an little hottie? Not one single bit funny though.. father penis jokes? this is all youre? come on.. this is more disturbing than funny <.<'
Dane Cook is funny why the fuck do you think he does huge shows, go watch comedians that you like and quit wasting your time trying to convince us fans that DC isnèt funny cos he is.
the only reason dane cook does huge shows is because a corporation has figured out how to market a retard to other retards. well dane cook fans (read: retards) enjoy the show!
dane cook isnt very funny......i mean he's alright, but he's nowhere near as good as Russell Peters, Dave Chappelle, Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais or Katt Williams.
Whats wit the bitchin? chill out boys just cuz u dont understand his jokes dont mean u can talk smack bout him. ima be a comedian myself and dane cook is funny. once u little boys grow up youll soon understand his jokes until then get a life and get off the computer. do something with ur lives. douchebags
There isn't anything to understand about his jokes. Thats the whole point. Do you honestly thing anybody over the age of 3 would have any difficulty figuring out his jokes?
Thats kind of like telling an adult they don't like the teletubbies because they aren't smart enough to understand the show.
Can someone explain to me how this stupid douchebag is funny? This is the most unoriginal, contrived, predictable joke I have EVER heard. I saw the exact punchline coming from a MILE away. Maybe if I dress up like a fratboy and tell disgusting stories about my dad's balls, I will have millions of fans too? No one can come up with an intelligent answer as to why he is funny, they just reply with "shut up HATER he's fuckmazing" Dane cook is a "great comedian" like Lady Gaga is a "great musician".
WOW. DANE COOK IS FUNNY!?!?!?!? Oh wait, thats just richard simmons. Its sad that richard simmons is funny compared to dane cook. Hoe the fuck can he sell out arenas?
And in the meantime I will stop calling you a pathetic-human-being-that-makes-the-same-painfully-unfunny-comment-on-every-dane-cook-video and simply call you a lowlife.
Not really, I just think it's ironic that someone could be pathetic enough to leave several stupid, painfully unfunny comments on several videos accusing someone ELSE of being not funny.
Lame.
tbrays98 4 weeks ago
Honestly i like dane cook so all of you haters... keep doing what you're doing and hate. No one cares ;)
skaterdude51533 2 months ago
Who is responsible for Dane Cook's popularity??? How did he ever get his 1st gig? I can find humor in damn near anything but I swear, he is the worst "comedian" that I have ever seen. Period.
Jmitchpen1013 9 months ago
Dane Cook should be SWARMED by a million red ants.. A comic zero..
davgabe 1 year ago
yeah the damage still shows to this day...
daveo0o 1 year ago
Sounds like Frankie Munez
youwereflabbergasted 1 year ago
If you notise.. the people in the crowd was 12 yearld girls.. that is there cus the comedian is an little hottie? Not one single bit funny though.. father penis jokes? this is all youre? come on.. this is more disturbing than funny <.<'
Buaam 1 year ago
OMG!!!
ABSXexiore 1 year ago
'Premiere holy shitt pakij'
mattvocalPHHS 1 year ago
2 minutes and I got 1 slight smile.
Whose line is it anyway - any 2 minutes of the show and you laugh your ass off.
Cook is just a cock. A small one.
EdTheBadass 1 year ago
He is not in the least bit funny....
ThePaintedOddity82 1 year ago
some day this will all be yours. (kinky grin)
xrishalogene 1 year ago
Dane Cook is funny why the fuck do you think he does huge shows, go watch comedians that you like and quit wasting your time trying to convince us fans that DC isnèt funny cos he is.
Mrpantymelt 2 years ago
the only reason dane cook does huge shows is because a corporation has figured out how to market a retard to other retards. well dane cook fans (read: retards) enjoy the show!
lotsoffun 2 years ago
Hah @lotsoffun, you summed it up perfectly.
markuscc 2 years ago
@lotsoffun You're fucking retarded.
skaterdude51533 2 months ago
@skaterdude51533 enjoy the show!
lotsoffun 2 months ago
Britney Spears does huge shows too. Popularity doesn't mean anything.
markuscc 2 years ago
Who's the main act? because I cant believe that anyone with any self respect would actually pay to watch this douche.
Tanas666 2 years ago
nooo, he is hilariouss.
watch the realll video. hes better with his actual voice.
allieverwantedxo 2 years ago
hilarious and dane cook dont belong in the same sentence.
Tanas666 2 years ago
@Tanas666 Looks like you just put them in one! lol
JesseParkour 1 year ago
sounds more like frankie muniz
Teammarge 2 years ago 2
in my opinion anyway......dont want to hate on dane cook or anything
tyd500 2 years ago
dane cook isnt very funny......i mean he's alright, but he's nowhere near as good as Russell Peters, Dave Chappelle, Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais or Katt Williams.
tyd500 2 years ago
sounds like timberlake a little from shrek the 3rd
GiraffesMH 2 years ago
Whats wit the bitchin? chill out boys just cuz u dont understand his jokes dont mean u can talk smack bout him. ima be a comedian myself and dane cook is funny. once u little boys grow up youll soon understand his jokes until then get a life and get off the computer. do something with ur lives. douchebags
xtbxfranko 2 years ago
There isn't anything to understand about his jokes. Thats the whole point. Do you honestly thing anybody over the age of 3 would have any difficulty figuring out his jokes?
Thats kind of like telling an adult they don't like the teletubbies because they aren't smart enough to understand the show.
markuscc 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me how this stupid douchebag is funny? This is the most unoriginal, contrived, predictable joke I have EVER heard. I saw the exact punchline coming from a MILE away. Maybe if I dress up like a fratboy and tell disgusting stories about my dad's balls, I will have millions of fans too? No one can come up with an intelligent answer as to why he is funny, they just reply with "shut up HATER he's fuckmazing" Dane cook is a "great comedian" like Lady Gaga is a "great musician".
ngames1 2 years ago
thats not Richard freaking Simmons!! Somebody just redubbed Danes voice
from one of his stand up appearances
Jgeneraledger23 2 years ago
LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
fullmetalvoice 2 years ago
WOW. DANE COOK IS FUNNY!?!?!?!? Oh wait, thats just richard simmons. Its sad that richard simmons is funny compared to dane cook. Hoe the fuck can he sell out arenas?
merustproof289 2 years ago
Because people have different tastes than yours.
GreyMatter00Duh 2 years ago
Heavy rain outside, free tickets, and food.
They didn't sell out the arena, they photoshopped it.
bitherwack 2 years ago
he's fuckmazing that's how,
fuck off hater.
nikkideejay 2 years ago
check out Madtv - Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook (Compilation)
ifur555thenimbetter 2 years ago
haha. its almost as annoying as his actual voice.
Jellitac 2 years ago
1:24
moniqueileen 3 years ago
It sounds like Steve-O a little.
Masterguy1243 3 years ago
if steve-o was on helium
GiraffesMH 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Stop saying Dane is a fag. The correct word is gay.
DeleriosoAnormal 3 years ago
And in the meantime I will stop calling you a pathetic-human-being-that-makes-the-same-painfully-unfunny-comment-on-every-dane-cook-video and simply call you a lowlife.
Now everyone's happy.
ZogxUNB0UNDx 3 years ago
Somebody loves Dane.
DeleriosoAnormal 3 years ago 2
Not really, I just think it's ironic that someone could be pathetic enough to leave several stupid, painfully unfunny comments on several videos accusing someone ELSE of being not funny.
Sweet life, man.
ZogxUNB0UNDx 3 years ago
Hes Nether, Ya A-Hole
TheDarkLatias950 2 years ago
lol.. creative... gj with the audio tweak!
Venomuz 3 years ago
but he had the premier holy shit package!!! XDDDD
XxKuramaXmexX 3 years ago
lmfaoooooo<33 cutee
kripto22 3 years ago
God i love Dane cook!
Emilyrulezwithaz 3 years ago
God i hate Dan cook!
Dakashizzlenizzle 3 years ago
God your both retards
FreezeFoster 3 years ago
whatever dane cook lover
Dakashizzlenizzle 3 years ago
creative audity toolbar.
link6930 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow. He is so. Not funny.
johnbuckey 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
agree 100%, that was just gross. this is all ive seen from him, but still...
SurpentineSacrifice 3 years ago
A wizard on a hilltop, shooting lightning..
sproutsprouts 3 years ago 10
this is editing cuz i saw this on hbo and that wasnt it... lol
lorilani 3 years ago
I saw it on paperview and this is exactly how I remember it. $50 well spent.
parrotsnest 3 years ago 2
how do you dat
sayles62 3 years ago
someday all this will be yours lol
sabresrok 3 years ago 2
Oh...my...god...
TenTenWishStar 4 years ago