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  • Lame.

  • Honestly i like dane cook so all of you haters... keep doing what you're doing and hate. No one cares ;)

  • Who is responsible for Dane Cook's popularity??? How did he ever get his 1st gig? I can find humor in damn near anything but I swear, he is the worst "comedian" that I have ever seen. Period.

  • Dane Cook should be SWARMED by a million red ants.. A comic zero..

  • yeah the damage still shows to this day...

  • Sounds like Frankie Munez

  • If you notise.. the people in the crowd was 12 yearld girls.. that is there cus the comedian is an little hottie? Not one single bit funny though.. father penis jokes? this is all youre? come on.. this is more disturbing than funny <.<'

  • OMG!!!

  • 'Premiere holy shitt pakij'

  • 2 minutes and I got 1 slight smile.

    Whose line is it anyway - any 2 minutes of the show and you laugh your ass off.

    Cook is just a cock. A small one.

  • He is not in the least bit funny....

  • some day this will all be yours. (kinky grin)

  • Dane Cook is funny why the fuck do you think he does huge shows, go watch comedians that you like and quit wasting your time trying to convince us fans that DC isnèt funny cos he is.

  • the only reason dane cook does huge shows is because a corporation has figured out how to market a retard to other retards. well dane cook fans (read: retards) enjoy the show!

  • Hah @lotsoffun, you summed it up perfectly.

  • @lotsoffun You're fucking retarded.

  • @skaterdude51533 enjoy the show!

  • Britney Spears does huge shows too. Popularity doesn't mean anything.

  • Who's the main act? because I cant believe that anyone with any self respect would actually pay to watch this douche.

  • nooo, he is hilariouss.

    watch the realll video. hes better with his actual voice.

  • hilarious and dane cook dont belong in the same sentence.

  • @Tanas666 Looks like you just put them in one! lol

  • sounds more like frankie muniz

  • in my opinion anyway......dont want to hate on dane cook or anything

  • dane cook isnt very funny......i mean he's alright, but he's nowhere near as good as Russell Peters, Dave Chappelle, Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais or Katt Williams.

  • sounds like timberlake a little from shrek the 3rd

  • Whats wit the bitchin? chill out boys just cuz u dont understand his jokes dont mean u can talk smack bout him. ima be a comedian myself and dane cook is funny. once u little boys grow up youll soon understand his jokes until then get a life and get off the computer. do something with ur lives. douchebags

  • There isn't anything to understand about his jokes. Thats the whole point. Do you honestly thing anybody over the age of 3 would have any difficulty figuring out his jokes?

    Thats kind of like telling an adult they don't like the teletubbies because they aren't smart enough to understand the show.

  • Can someone explain to me how this stupid douchebag is funny? This is the most unoriginal, contrived, predictable joke I have EVER heard. I saw the exact punchline coming from a MILE away. Maybe if I dress up like a fratboy and tell disgusting stories about my dad's balls, I will have millions of fans too? No one can come up with an intelligent answer as to why he is funny, they just reply with "shut up HATER he's fuckmazing" Dane cook is a "great comedian" like Lady Gaga is a "great musician".

  • thats not Richard freaking Simmons!! Somebody just redubbed Danes voice

    from one of his stand up appearances

  • LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!

  • WOW. DANE COOK IS FUNNY!?!?!?!? Oh wait, thats just richard simmons. Its sad that richard simmons is funny compared to dane cook. Hoe the fuck can he sell out arenas?

  • Because people have different tastes than yours.

  • Heavy rain outside, free tickets, and food.

    They didn't sell out the arena, they photoshopped it.

  • he's fuckmazing that's how,

    fuck off hater.

  • check out Madtv - Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook (Compilation)

  • haha. its almost as annoying as his actual voice.

  • 1:24

  • It sounds like Steve-O a little.

  • if steve-o was on helium

  • And in the meantime I will stop calling you a pathetic-human-being-that-make­s-the-same-painfully-unfunny-c­omment-on-every-dane-cook-vide­o and simply call you a lowlife.

    Now everyone's happy.

  • Somebody loves Dane.

  • Not really, I just think it's ironic that someone could be pathetic enough to leave several stupid, painfully unfunny comments on several videos accusing someone ELSE of being not funny.

    Sweet life, man.

  • Hes Nether, Ya A-Hole

  • lol.. creative... gj with the audio tweak!

  • but he had the premier holy shit package!!! XDDDD

  • lmfaoooooo<33 cutee

  • God i love Dane cook!

  • God i hate Dan cook!

  • God your both retards

  • whatever dane cook lover

  • creative audity toolbar.

  • A wizard on a hilltop, shooting lightning..

  • this is editing cuz i saw this on hbo and that wasnt it... lol

  • I saw it on paperview and this is exactly how I remember it. $50 well spent.

  • how do you dat

  • someday all this will be yours lol

  • Oh...my...god...

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