[BF3] HOW TO BE A NOOB - PART 2 - EGB

[KOLMExJ]

I think that 90% ps3 players are taking example of him.

[asdf8926]

In all seriousness, I truly believe people have seen this video and listened to these tips. 2:05

[copznrobbas]

@asdf8926 I agree

[Silverized84]

ahahah t-rex vision

[darkz1820]

putting landmine or c4 on the jeep to kill tanks it's jut annoying

[Moheeheeko]

@darkz1820

Except it works 99% of the time.

[TheRayning]

lol 2:30 "GET UP!!!"

[TheSuperNebula]

"Using the T, or talk to teammate-key..." Jesus HAHA

[iKickComputers]

Satire at its finest. : )

[Nitrozzy7]

2:03 actually saved my ass and the situation more than enough and in some occasions, it gave me the upper hand. As an engineer I would easily find myself behind the tank as it passed by and as a support I would blow all my C4 if it got close. As a medic with my fancy gadgets and small guns I would draw a line on the ground and call my territory and as a sniper I would rage my bullets to its barrel hoping to hit the shell just as it was launched with a deeper hope of blowing the tank up.

[rollo12000]

MUST....... REVIVE.....

[700293]

@555misio I use the squad explosive perk and drop six typically...haha Half the time you die but when they eat shit it's worth it. But, if it''s a good pilot the can recover sometimes, so try it during a difficult menuever, or when they are engaging another bird.

[texmexman1]

lol mike_vick_baby is actually a hacker

[Cisser]

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[Cisser]

Very nice dude

[mrblargmuffins]

Lol i luv pretending to be a noob. My accuracy droppes to 2.7%

[700293]

I'm a 7 star Colonel, but I'm not gonna lie, I can't help but purposely fuck over teammates every now and then. Not because I hate them, but because it's funny shit. Like C4'ing an attack heli and waiting until your teammates get above the tree lines and detonating the charge. Even if you're not on hardcore the blast is enough to make them lose control and crash most times. I giggle like a child.

[555misio]

@700293 Lol, I do these things too xD. But I have a question, is there a specific number of C4's you need to plant on the attack heli in order for it to lose control ? Because when i drop 3 C4's on it and later blow it in the air, it slightly turns and loses control a bit, but my teammates easily regain control.

[Aaymaann]

GAWDDAMN your the bitch who is causing people to play like noobs. Oh and btw i rather have a rambo suicide medic, than a pussy as a medic that is afraid of dying.

[AR1STONE]

Gotdam rambo revives

[Acseri1]

distract enemies in HC by killing teammates to make them think that you are on their side

[Acseri1]

lmao

[bolicabolica]

its fully cos both episodes last one seems legit

[invaderzim257]

it wasn't necessary at all to make an ass load of videos for 8 minutes of gameplay.

[braydenmaine]

lol t rex vision

[kapperify]

Whitch pc it is?

[chalkser]

LMAO!!! That's some funny shit dude

[MicroSprint22]

lol I hope people realize that he's joking.

[ultimatepie27]

my friend basically plays by these tips

[gunner38ED]

lol those are awsome tips... XDDD

really funny

[D0mi3n0]

hhh I had once 2 guys in the enemies team following your tips xD

[SamLikesPie03]

Going prone infront of a tank always works for me, unless I start shooting like a gypsy on speed

[Mast3rChef119]

hey that tank approach works more often than not

[Blaze180888]

lol going prone worked on the tank

[SwedenProGaming]

please check out my channel!!!

[foehammer2003]

hahaha they really need to fix the fucking flashlight

[Cisser]

Hey! The last tips is true...Well not exactly, human eye focus quickly on movement...so if you realy stay still (obviously not in the middle of the fucking road) some people will walk by you without noticing! (Experienced Fps Shooter)

[Danelawz]

@Cisser Exactly, when I want to scan the area I put my eye out of focus on the screen so I notice movement alot easier.

[CaptBartlett]

At first I felt bad for your teams you had while you made this video, then I remembered that about 1/4 of those teams were likely doing the same things.

[FoxxShadoww]

hehehe

[FoxxShadoww]

I know but just saying people are stupid enough to believe that this video is showing how to play trust me they are out there.

[MonsieurJackAss]

Suicide medic? Uhh... 100 points, and more than half the time I live... revive, prone, then get the hell behind cover. Usually works just fine, and when it doesn't, hell, 100 points. If he's 40m away, screw it, but most of the time I'll go for him.

I'd think you'd call the opposite people noobs... "Make sure you don't revive. Getting zapped by paddles hurts, and points are a never a good thing; plus you'd be refunding a ticket."

My SPM is 550. I know what I'm talking about.

[FoxxShadoww]

You know these videos should be taken with a grian of salt the owner should say in th eintro that these tatics not be used you be surpised the stupidaty of people who will think this is how you play t he game

[titsohmatic]

@FoxxShadoww omg could you be anymore clueless. you ever heard of sarcasm? hes implying this is how you tell if someone is a noob.

[applejoint100]

oh btw i freaking love ur videos :)

[applejoint100]

1:30... press e to respawn.. press space to revive... end of story. DICE already fixed that issue...

[Nashumann]

THESE VIDs MADE MY FUCKING DAY, PLEASE MAKE AS MANY AS YOU CAN LMFAO =))

[banjobang22]

Liked & subbed. I will become the noob king, must keep watching though, didn't know the morse code flashlight thing. Lol

[maadloveskualalumpur]

Whenever a jet comes to u make sure u have a tank beside u so when it comes close to the ground ask the tank 2shoot it k

[OmarRPG]

LOL I'm a suicide medic also staying still infront of a tank works.

[jerfimuzumaki]

"so when you see a tank coming towards you , make sure to go into prone as fast as possible as hold you breath as it drives by you"

LMAO

[coastguard1996]

ok im ready to play

[SolidSpider195]

More plz :)

[TheStigma]

the reviving thing isnt as clear cut as it used to be. Sometimes the correct thing to do is clear out the enemy and THEN revive (if you still can). However, thats not always the best way. Sometimes it IS the best strategy to revive an ally even if he is in a dangerous line of fire and is likely to get shot again and die. Basically if you can revive at NO risk to yourself then do it. The absolute worst that can happen is an enemy gains another useless kill (not a ticket), while sometimes you save

[TheStigma]

@TheStigma ... a ticket for your team, even if the chance was slim. That goes for all modes/sides that uses tickets. The enemys score isn't what wins the round - the tickets are - so take any chance you get to potentially save a ticket.

HOWEVER - if you risk yourself to revive AND the chance is slim that your reviveee will actually get out of it alive, then its counterproductive, as you might just lose another ticket (you) for your team. Use experience to know when its safe and not safe.

[rlimpiphiphatn]

haha funny

[MrMegaMarten]

Morse code xD

[indirulz1234]

Do one with USAS-12 Frag rounds and MAV roadkills on PART3 Love yah <3

[wildmanoman]

@indirulz1234 mav roadkills dont help your team, but its sure fun to do!

[TheMexican02]

@indirulz1234 those are cheap techniques

not noob

and mav killing is legit as long as ur NOT ONLY using the mav for it

depends on game mode and map as well though

[darkz1820]

@TheMexican02 problem is you get people who use nothing but mav to kill it and stay at their home base

[ItsFailTime]

@indirulz1234 But MAV Kills is kinda Trolling and not being a noob



[Grikkle]

i think i lol'd through the entire movie

[theaggiefan54]

fuck you the t-rex thing with the tanks works most of the time xD lol

[DUBsamaBINladen]

people who start spinning helicopters on air-craft cariers at the start of games causing them to fall of and explode killing everyone who doesnt exit -.-

[SloppySardine]

When going around a corner and you encounter another player, fire your entire clip into him. 9 times out of 10 he's an enemy, and you will have the element of surprise. When you spot an MAV, divert all your attention to the MAV, and not the battle around you. The MAV will give you more points and bragging rights.

[bemansi]

Suicide medic =D



[holey4moley]

b-b-b-but tanks DO have t-rex vision, at least in my experience ahah

[Guitarplayer219]

@holey4moley Uhh, Thermal Optics, Proximity Scan? I don't think so. 

[Toffsen100]

go i hate those guys with the taclight being constantly on and then getting killed cause you couldnt see anything or anything on the map cause of the tip with the q-key (a q-tip if you like )

[zentist00]

2:05. That's me.

[Unit1262]

Remember that dropping flares is something that should be done at constant 20 sec intervals that way the enemy has no way of telling exactly what it is your doing.

[DraconicCoky]

I went prone it ran me over >.> I was hoping to go under it.

[DarkwindowX2]

i always go to the ground when i dsee tank

[peanutbutterjelly31]

Lolz, T-Rex vision...

[elitegamerbros]

@DOMINIK775 no..i pointed out that profile because he is a know hacker.

[DOMINIK775]

when he kills you twice It means hacking for you?? !!

[ichundichundduunder]

@DOMINIK775 sure. i dont believe either in coincidences. a player kiling me more than 2 times in a row must be hacking, there is no way anybody is better than me

[DOMINIK775]

@ichundichundduunder I was playing and killed one player 3 times in a row...I just hate when someone say you are a hacker without giving a proof

[ichundichundduunder]

@DOMINIK775 i was just kidding, like the uploader. most people are just too bad to realise that non-hackers are able to kill them aswell. i also hate it when people start accusing eachother as cheaters ...

[anids1988]

this happens all the time on ps3....ALL THE TIME

[Massakre8492nd]

@anids1988 dammit... not to me... wanna change?

[ZentyLP]

"Tanks have T-Rex Vision" xDD

[kadahinton]

thank u ima be the best nube i can be

[coketom]

i know one just put the controlla down and walk away from the game u are garente bottom of the leader borad

[supervesp]

proning near tanks actually works xD

[TheTacticalDood]

LOL

[DarkCreed71]

Why do I watching this?

[MrPixelMonster]

N00B EQUIPMENT: USAS w/ Frag Rounds or FAMAS

[pipboy505]

@MrPixelMonster the famas may be strong but it takes a long time to reload, has horrible recoil, has a short range for most assault rifles

[antho3001]

@MrPixelMonster usas whit frag is more noobish, atleast the famas requires some skill to use it the usas you just see the enemy and hold fire until you see "you [USAS-12] enemy" thing or when you have to reload

[dogeatme]

Funny thing with the Tanks i actually do go prone down in the bushes and they just drive past.

[ImDaV3ryBest]

How to be a noob IN BF3, by ImDaV3ry Buy MW3 and play it.dont forget MW3=Money Waste 3rd Time

[PsylentEarth]

@ImDaV3ryBest

How to make lame jokes, also by ImDaV3ry.

[atomman45]

AHAHAHA t-Rex vision, it's so true

[ballsthatclank]

I dont pay attention to the minimap anyway, that thing is a piece.

[Amishbr]

Expert noob tip: Never aim, it is a waste of time and screen space.

[pabloenis]

Ok the revive examples you brought here are really noobish, but I like being revived. Also if you constantly revive people, as long as their body isn't being directly shot at, you keep your team tickets up and strengthen your team, for instance when defending an objective... Not to mention the points you get for reviving...

[PIANOPICTURES]

So funny, make more of such videos, please ))

[thatonedudeoverhere]

LMAO at picking up that guy outta bounce

[DEWilding]

But... 9 out of 10 times tanks DO have T-Rex vision D:

[ichundichundduunder]

@DEWilding what is t-rex vesion ?

[PsylentEarth]

@ichundichundduunder

In Jurrasic Park, they say that T-rexs sense movement, so if you remain still they will not notice you.

Which by the way, cannot actually be confirmed, so I doubt that it is really true

[lilwrath8]

"God, everytime i hip fire, it still works!!" lol

[haimirad]

don't forget to put C4 on your teamates vehicles!

[nintendo4ever123]

I was in a rush round today, and i was on the dumbest team of all time, enemy would take A and my team would cluster its way to B..THEY WOULD NOT SPLIT UP! T_T

[Madowstone]

Yes it is skillfull to continously use the only heli to bring you up that crane. Always respawn near to people hiding, than instandly open fire.

[Madowstone]

Make sure to have no repair abilities nor a gunner when stealing-camping vehicles. Never leave Base without a Heli or Tank. Aint-Aircraft means rush into the battle as fast as possible and attack as many tanks as possible. Never leave a vehicle to someone who has a dogtag saying 6893 tank/heli kills. If you only got the gunners seat make sure to open fire as soon as possible, nobody likes surprises.

[Xybr1s]

Don't forget the best form of communication in the heat of battle is morse code. LOL

[BlackRoseRX7]

oh shit...the trex vision...haha i love that he got a headshot with the tankshell too that just caps the effin clip lol

[bloodkay]

Excellent.

[frosty3552]

T REX VISION XD

[Arnisho]

Did u really report that dude? Man u evil!

[elitegamerbros]

@Arnisho he is a known hacker WE ALL should report him!

[Arnisho]

@elitegamerbros 0[o_O]0

[gtaclevelandcity]

@elitegamerbros Should we be taking notes? Will there be a quiz?

[kicknbazz1615]

Just an F.Y.I. to all you youtubers. if you actually ever do encounter a T-Rex, run like crazy. Dont fucking stand still.

[miranteful]

when the amtrac is full of teammates, make sure to drive it in the middle of 20 enemy engineers and go outside

[78Strobe]

When Starting a RUSH match if your piloting a helicopter full of team members fly in the the shaded areas of the map so know one can get out, then make sure to get shot down or crash.

This way you can kill 6 team members at once. NEVER take the team member over to the objectives.

[haters123]

lol fuck you console kids.

[rmarshall3858]

@haters123 RED ALERT. FANBOY DETECTED.

[131MILK]

tank with the trex vision is actually legit it always works for me xD

[s9azz]

Make sure your helo is fully loaded with teammates before you fly out to see and crash the helo into the ocean.

[ximortalpwnr]

They're called rambo revivers.

[Mcquiz91]

Easy. Try to fly jets. I went 0 17 because of that.

[alexman706]

I actually do a couple of these, sarcasm hurts mang

[kevinncc1701]

Hell, i like to think that i am a pretty good player, but i always go prone and stop moving when i see a tank near...its rare that they don't see that guy laying prone in the middle of the street.

[LJFHutch]

T-Rex vision xD

[CheifPwnsanoob]

@bomeprone00 Toby macguire:)

[KajVO]

The flashlight! Grrr!!

[scarecr0wkilla]

This is absurd........each video needs to be longer. Great tips though

[boneprone00]

U sound like the dude who plays spiderman Toby someone.......just sayin very funny series dude maybe a no4?

[ermabu95]

Aaww man. now i can finaly be a pro noob on the battlefield.

[XxDeejayzXx]

Tank doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

Can't just suppress 650 hours of gameplay

[sonofajew]

12 out of my 15 team mates must have seen your videos.

[lain11644]

@sonofajew can't stop laughing LOL

[disengagejam]

Tanks only have "T-Rex vision" LMAO !!!!

[greatdub816]

When playing support make sure you never drop ammo crates, as your teammates will most likely take all your ammo, which will probably leave none for you.

Same goes for assault, dropping health will just allow teammates to take all your heals and should be avoided at all costs.

[greatdub816]

lmao t rex vision

[christofff91]

haha brilliant 

[nukeboy14]

tactical lights morse code is sexy

[sandsnakesinmypants]

PART 3! :D

[reallyjolle]

I actually do the T-Rex thing sometimes when I know there's no escape from a tank.. Works sometimes, but usually not =) Probably better to run straight at it...

[Imallsnow]

During Heavy Fire Fights run into crossfire to give distraction to the enemies so your team will win.

[ajinkyab1987]

Flashing is awesome.. im gona try :D

[hatecrewblaze]

T-REX-VISION hahahahahah totally awesome made my day :D

[vegetto101]

Always be sure to try and land your little bird next to the objective on conquest so you can get some easy points

[Razer1103]

Needs part 3. 

[schlachtaf]

fun fact. the guy in the video is a real cheater

[thedeviantguy]

... I hate those arrow to the knee jokes, but I have to put one on here.

I used to be a suicide medic... until I took enough bullets to the brain to make me stop being so stupid.

Oh, and suicide medics shouldn't be on here, because real noobs just use a grenade launcher and don't revive at all.

[thedeviantguy]

... wait, if you're far away from someone on the console, you could use the flash light to send messages... or just play on the PC.

[gamerofcodify]

you forgot to Use the Usas

[sandsnakesinmypants]

@gamerofcodify USAS: U Suck At Shooting

[freaddy100]

part 3 plz

[vincenzo42]

When ejecting out of a vehicle after it takes 5 percent damage, pull your chute as soon as you can to ensure that you will land safely. Don't worry, nobody will be able to shoot you as you slowly descend from an altitude of 900ft for half a minute in plain sight.

[tizni1]

make sure in hard core to stop your teammates from arming the crate without you, they are trying to steal your glory and dont want you to have any fun. Ultra noob tip jump out of the tank to arm it yourself.

[krum81]

TO BE NOOB

1 ) Never Spot the enemies,

2) Rush mode = rush in as fast as you can and die as many times as you can.

3) Post STUPID stuff on forums

[iamstr8fire]

Morse code LOL

[IceK00bs]

When you're an Support class and someone on your team comes up to you and start knifing you they just want to see if their blade is blunt enough to throw at the enemy and knock them out. Nothing to do with you dropping an ammo pack.

[dendee82]

Everytime I play you're in my team -.- 

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

If your in a transport chopper while an engineer is in the back repairing you mid-flight, be sure to bail out after you're hit by a single stinger. (Not even kidding, this happened to me (I was the engineer))

[erniebtight]

i think drop the controller and put in COD is the best noob tip by far...

[KVLTnecro]

Some expert noob tips for MBTs and IFVs:

1. Never stop for anything as this would allow your gunner to actually kill the enemies that are shooting at you or your teammates.

2. If you absolutely have to stop, make sure that you're behind enemy lines, preferably inside a warehouse with plenty of cover for enemy anti tank units.

3. If you encounter another heavy vehicle, keep shooting at the camping enemy recons with your main gun and let your gunner take out the MBT/IFV with his .50 cal.

[derekrowan11]

Never land a chopper and repair as this just shows the enemy you are weak.. Always fight to the death in the chopper or better yet, jump out and leave the gunner to crash alone.. If he fails to jump into the pilot seat in time thats his problem, after all it wasn't your problem he was shit!

[arthurhrn]

Funny but sad ... there are several players who make it all the same and eventually affects the whole team! It really annoying ...

[Malacite]

ROFL

Incidentally, that headshot on the guy coming out of the tank was pretty pro :P

[JerzyIroc]

LOL the last one was classic. hahahahah

[AlbinoToenail]

Remember you have to put explosive C-4 on all vehicles in your deployment and blow them up. this will show your teammates a show to boost their morale and get more n00b friends making you known

[XxwolfyxoXo]

@AlbinoToenail lololololol

[sandsnakesinmypants]

don't forget, if an enemy is using a mortar, be sure to find a friendly sniper and shoot in the air to get the mortar's attention, snipers don't contribute to the game anyway

[alexgatillofull]

this is funny he sounds so convincing

[Alililele]

t-rex vision XD

and i lost my shit

[sandsnakesinmypants]

@Alililele better find it :/