2009 Japanese Penis Festival (豊年祭)

[shichifukujiin]

damn... i want to live in Nihon

[ParadoxEternal]

The ultimate gay dream. Why haven`t they thought of that over here, just pure worship of dicks.

[MorinaLucine]

lol "Got distracted" Hur hur...you dirty bastard.

[ThornSleeping]

Cunt Ash Trays.....

I'm Taking Up Smoking Again...

[66goingnowhere66]

@ArthurGil

Just wanted to say thanks for all your help!

I ask a question just about everyday and you

answer them all so quickly. Its good to have

someone to help me through this. But dude,

you mispelled the site name. Its should be:

PenisAdvantageNow.info

[TheMessanjah]

penis claus

[iropoi14]

may i ask, where part of japan do they celebrate this? thanks!

[TheJocopista]

2:42 hmmm me gusta

[smartguy9765]

2:00

They finished your moms dildo!

[ProfeshenulRedneck]

Made N Japan

[ProfeshenulRedneck]

I'll pass until next week thank you.

[hithummah]

Jap people have high work ethics with the crappiest culture ever, c'mon be punctual, eat healthy and yet pedo manga, tentacle porn...

[Gimmeabreakman]

@hithummah

Very ignorant comment, kid, but I suppose I can't blame you. At first glance this festival may remind you of such things, as rare as they me. Not insulting you, but if you think that Japanese culture consists solely of things like pedo manga and tentacle porn then you really don't know anything about Japan. That's like thinking everyone in America owns a gun, is racist, and watches reality TV. This particular festival is about raising crops and fertility.

[ImmafunsizeXD]

So uh is there a vagina festival too?

[Gimmeabreakman]

@ImmafunsizeXD

Actually there is a vagina festival too. I've never been to that one though. Maybe this year...?

[rosie2900]

@ImmafunsizeXD Ososo matsuri. thats the vagina festival 

[jensen1971x]

It's nice to see that In some countries, men don't have to be ashamed of their bodies. If only this where true in the US.

[niaya12]

@jensen1971x I think if we did have festivals celebrating the human body the conservatives would have a heart attack.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@niaya12

It always surprises me how people can put a political spin on just about anything.

[Sexaulchocalte100]

i think gay people would have a fun time there

[rosie2900]

@Sexaulchocalte100 and japanese girls too

[SirHungryHippo]

an example of japanese man's inferiority complex lol

[LatinoSan]

Was near the temple/jinja..didn't see this many people that year. Thanks for sharing!

[workatthefarm]

WHAT

[haloverkill]

What has been seen

cannot be unseen.

[BrainDS2]

Impossibru!!

[Nucleariasi]

lol WTF is this bullshit ?

[jensen1971x]

@Nucleariasi It's nice to see that in some countries men don't have to be ashamed of thier bodies. The feminists have not gotten to them yet!

[Nucleariasi]

@jensen1971x It's not about that. It's about your right to privacy. 

[lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIO0O0]

japanese woman is love to penis

[tricker]

Which part of Japan?



[morrius07]

OMG!!! i want a penis key chain

[MrChumFm]

Now if only this came to North America...

[GoGoYubari33]

Count on the YouTube community for back and forth arguments about Penis size!

[Rico8458]

they sure love the phallus symbol over there. latent homos?

[Cori13131]

i'm Japanese and having this kind of festival in my country,have to admit it's really embrassing =/////=' Gomen ne minna-san!

[Cori13131]

@DarkprinX2500 not all only some but u are welcome to participate it

[Cori13131]

@DarkprinX2500 oh..? O.o'

[hammmmda]

@DarkprinX2500 because they have no  shame they shamelessly they have no any of ethics they deserve what happened to them

[hammmmda]

@Cori13131 shame on you i hope that they learning from tsunami lesson that mean do not challenge god

[Cori13131]

@hammmmda just how stupid u are? in this festival there no such thing as the Japanese declared war to God! it just a festival and if u think in the wrong u seriously are an Idiot person! just do more research before u accusing us!

[hammmmda]

@Cori13131 thank you for calling me idiot ! yes they declared the war but war another kind they fight the modesty do you know what is the main different between the human and animal itis the mind so our mind discovered that we must covered our bodies for many reason first Protection from cold, heat second modesty . do you mind if i ask you one question to end this argument

[Gimmeabreakman]

@hammmmda

Actually, you're both silly. Cori is silly fore being embarrassed. It's the fertility festival and it's been going on for 100s of years. This kind of festival actually exists all over the world in different forms from ancient Greece to Peru. It's NOTHING to be ashamed of. I am guessing you are not actually Japanese or a second generation.

And Hammmmda is just a troll. Cori should have ignored him.

[hammmmda]

@Gimmeabreakman what clever you are yes im troll but how you know that so i guess you are a giant do know that there is no different between you and the animal

[Cori13131]

@Gimmeabreakman yeah i agreed with me..maybe when i say i actually embarrassed it doesn't make me look like Japanese but maybe because i'm a girl it make me feel that way =////= and i will ignore that Racism!

[ActionStudent]

@Cori13131

Oh, sorry. You're a girl. OK, I can believe your embarrassed. But, yeah, ignore the racism. He just needs attention.

[Cori13131]

@ActionStudent yeah thanks for the understanding :)

[Cori13131]

@hammmmda how can u call this type of festival as if they Declared a war to God when there NO Satan symbol or anything! to us it more like saying Thank you or asking for help to our God and Goddess! you must be one silly person!

[in3rworld]

what a moron!!! why the japanese have a penis festival??? i saw the flag,, it's so rediculous!!!!

it is not good to expose that things int the children!!!

oohw.....

[SuperBookworm365]

@in3rworld

May I ask why you don't have a penis festival?

[alHalwima]

I'd just like to say that the popular stereotypes about genitalia are both false and stupid and that you need only glance at their porn to disprove that notion.

Also, if Beavis and Butthead were real, I wonder how'd they react...

[shakesmcgarry2]

I think the balls have the reproductiveness not just penis.......so this in the end come across as man thing it's ok but BS cause could you see them letting them carry big fannies....I don't think so.

[DespaXify]

The flag...oh my god... THE FLAG...

What is this I don't even...

[7734ion]

wow ,on 202 its about the size of mine.

[7734ion]

hey did u see dicknose on 130.

[7734ion]

anybody up for a sucker.

[7734ion]

sumthing to bring back for a suvineer.

[BoneCrusher56Ace]

that's what she said

[MrRezz0]

Japan is one of most distorted countries of world. the country where pedophilia and sex violence propagandizes in the observance to laws. meaby for this God punished them ?

[MickeyLove01]

@MrRezz0 How did "god" punish them? By giving them slitty eyes??

[MrRezz0]

@MickeyLove01 no. with earch quacke ))

sorry for bad english.

[DeadGoo]

dicks... dicks everywhere

[lgeklsflz]

a penis festival, whos bright idea was that

[ExcludedBug]

i expected like everyone was naked or something -.-

[dapithapon]

they sell vaginas too

[macktheknife888]

This is what i love about Japan, that they are free to express themselves like what we see here. It's a lot of fun, and that's what it's all about. I was wondering, does the viginer festival meet on the same day?

[fiendkiller]

Behold, the result of radioactivity.

[PVumbe]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what in the world...

[moonon51]

like the snash-tray!

[CaglaTugye]

LOOOOL! XD

[morpheus9494]

geez so many haters:P

[fumaporros789]

and the pussy festival.

[bayandsl]

japanese are weird and funny

[Lioyd1rving]

@bayandsl If you think this is weird, don't look up the creation of the universe in Egyptian mythology...

[bayandsl]

@Lioyd1rving let me guess, more weird stuff happeneds in egypt?

[Lioyd1rving]

@bayandsl For starters, Amun-Ra created man by jerking off.

[bayandsl]

@Lioyd1rving =_= LOL!! whats a Amun-Ra?

[Lioyd1rving]

@bayandsl An Egyptian god. IIRC he was the first of them and he came into existence by giving birth to himself.

Point is, every culture is equally "weird". We worship an invisible dude in the sky and eat intestines filled with dried blood.

[bayandsl]

@Lioyd1rving i see you point, thanks lioyd

[Unit731Jap]

Japanese penis...so small.

[xydoit]

family festival

[hustla8907]

behold the only penis you will see in japan

[haloover]

DICKS EVERYWHERE

[malevolenceXXXensues]

lolz the only time when its ok to irl grief

[RISINGTENSION]

1:30 lol you are a dickhead LOL

[aphi1022]

dammn i should go japan and live 1 year to see how fun it is there and all kinda shit they have

[BenjerinX]

omg! i wanna go so badly!!!!

XD

[gotpika]

A whole day devoted to dicks? Bet their were people jerk'in their gerk'in at that festival.

[sazji]

Actually we have penis festivals in the US. They have them in San Francisco, they call them "the weekend." ;)

[foretd]

why don't they worship some assholes ? or pussy

[gentsitpunk]

Actually, they do. Well, the pussy side. Apparently on the Sunday before March 15 (penis festival day). So this year they had it back to back.

[dayanacampelo]

all japanese is totally crazy! i hate it!

[AtheistAtLARGE]

Hey did u go to the vagina fest the next week ?

[craterlakes]

just imagine a giant wooden dick in a parade in the bible belt ! HAHAHAHAHA !

[Ravefirell]

...why dont they have this here? xDDDDD

[Cjsmith1]

hey gay guys who love penis add me ;) xxx

[Gimmeabreakman]

@wa12ch19

Nice fiction. You must really have no confidence as a man to make up such lies about the Japanese. 3 years ago a Chinese study concluded that all penises average out to within 1 inch of each other. And no race has a larger erect average size than others. Course you seem to be the penis expert so... maybe you're personal experience has led you to believe otherwise.

[StellarBlue1]

@Gimmeabreakman Bullshit. If the average penis size is 5-7 inches, that is certainly not in Japan. I played ball for two years in Japan. My proof is what I saw. The Japanese men are definitely smaller on a average. I do not consider myself huge, just average. However, I was definitely bigger than most of my team mates, as I did not see all of them. I don't make watching swingin dicks a pastime, but in the locker room, you notice.

[txtsxm]

@Gimmeabreakman Chinese study!

[RezoChigogidze]

Japs loves penis :)

[0o0scotishfisho0o]

Finally something japan can be remembered for, other than sushi ofc. :p

[Junmi0043]

Penis festival. I really don't know why I find this a little funny. It is just a body part.

also inb4 CUZ U EMARICANS R PRUDE LOLZ

[badkittie1587]

Shrines to the penis Gods...everyone remembers that South Park episode right? lol "very small penis"

[TheJellyStar]

seriously never seen a penis popsicle lol

[MeanMerlin]

,,Nice hat :D''

[badodots23]

wow japs even put a BIG DICK festival.

[jiafei6833122]

i'm surprised to not find the Obama Statue in the souvenirs o.O

[CaptainChocolatte]

Lmao XD

[111comme]

i dont know the festival.

[9999431109]

wow talk about obsession with dicks

[wizard20]

I honor your penis by bringing it food.

[fallinanjal]

If it has to do with Prosperity then am for it,christians always pray for shit.Please God Give Me This,Please God Give Me That...everyone else has their religion...ill smoke the peace pipe for that....puff,puff,pass....

[mrhappy58]

puff,puff,passes back

[Gimmeabreakman]

You're a royal moron, bertnelson. And that's a no-brainer.

[darkstar0709]

thats the only time they will see a big penis in japan.. and its fake

[Gimmeabreakman]

So you spend a lot of time checking out penises? Wow. Must keep you busy. But I guess if you can take your hobby and turn it into a job, all power to you.

[FraterAeternus93]

we love the silly japanese silly bums

[Smegma007]

You can say he's a fuck face hehe.

[Smegma007]

@1:30 Now that's a dickhead lol

[thecreepyguy]

I must visit japan at least once in my lifetime

it looks like an awesome place to live

[kostura118]

I'm HUGE in Japan.

[LI0NSFURY]

AAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA wow i need to go to JAPAN

[SanzoChic]

...Only in Japan...

[007salim76]

ridiculous!!

[candidomoattack]

AHAHAHA omg. i love japan.

[thecreepyguy]

I favourited this video just for that priest

He fully pushed that cop out of the road, Like if you did that in any other country you would get bashed and locked up, Seriously need to go to japan.

[steffilovesmcr92]

LMFAO!

[japanrican1969]

Lived in Japan for 3 years ,didn't have the chance to go : ( Looks like fun!

[hammmmda]

so we are afraid that our god be Angry then destroyed us as what happend to

Indonesia by Tsunami dont tell me Nature's Fury because the nature was Creature not creator

[hammmmda]

itis very bad thing that a civilized country do like things for many reason first itis deep-rooted country and lovely and r espected the other so our nature refused that because the Creator allah to Covering the private parts not to be nude

[Arnabas315]

Well, if Allah hasn't had a problem with it for the past thousand or more years, I don't think it'll bother him too much now...

[hammmmda]

@Arnabas315 what do you think now after what happened to the japan with tsunami do think the god not angry after what they did  the god hit them with tsunami so he had problem with them

[Arnabas315]

@hammmmda Not at all. The tsunami was an act of nature, nothing more.

[hammmmda]

@Arnabas315 are you crazy what you say .. do you remember what you say before one year in this page after i said that the god is very angry you said that the god have no problem with them so why after that tsunami hit the japan do not tell me nature so we will be nature worship do you believe in god or not 

[Arnabas315]

@hammmmda I remember. I said if Allah hadn't been upset in the past 1000 years, he wouldn't be upset now. So when the tsunami happened, it had nothing to do with Allah, or any other deity. It was an act of nature. So, if anything, it was an act of the Goddess, but I don't think she did it to punish anyone, as a penis festival basically does honour to her consort.

In the end, it was just a tsunami-- an unfortunate, sad consequence of nature's destructive side.

[hammmmda]

@DarkprinX2500 my brother We were deceived .. they are stupid people they Declared the war upon God so they deserve what happened to them

[hammmmda]

shame on you when we saw the japanese people we thougt they acivil and apolite and arespected human biengs but now we saw the other side of that country we saw ashamelese and absent and dirty and very bad people so what you think tell me please

[Arnabas315]

They are a civil and polite people. Tell me, what is wrong with a penis that makes it so bad? it is just another body part. Without it you wouldn't even be here to complain.

We need to get over this notion that the human body is a bad and shameful thing.

[jishcreator]

I will forever love Japan for how crazily unique it is. This festival is of course, to me, odd because I've grown up in America but I find it intriguing. I can't wait to move there.

[YuukiTuuki]

WOW :D

[hammmmda]

crazy crazy where is there minds allah destroyed all of them they be slaved to the devil didntthey afraid of allah where is tsunami

[japanesetyperdriver]

lol tell Satan i say hi when you die while he rapes your gapping asshole faggot....go suicide bomb your mother's house....she made a mistake giving birth to you so make both of you and humanity a favor

[Awsomepossum11]

I bet they do this just so they can convince people they don't have little dicks

[Gimmeabreakman]

Awe another expert on Japanese genetalia -- at least male genetalia. For your OPINION to matter you would have to have had a sampling of at least 1,000 men. Wow! Respect!

[amangonecrazy]

its really wierd and creepy, but i guess its a cultrual thing :(

[supatoker420]

this would be a perfect place for that one dude that draws penises in the movie "Superbad". Haha

[Sevric38]

WHAT THE.....

[Hyperactivexp]

hmm......

[LordPlagus777]

Wowee that's crazy, why the fuck cant you put this in manga, i'd like to see what happens

[XMichelleXAGX]

Whoa.

[rwawritstracy]

wtf !!!!! akward weird !!

[poiu055]

とても原始的なお祭りだね。

[zith08]

1:57 washai!!! washai!!! washai!!! haha..

[Macr888]

Woah..... I wish America did that kind of stuff! lol, I want a wooden boner keychain xD That place looks fun!

[My2favcamps]

why do they do tht there?!?

[ImTheAsianChick13]

Ummm.... What the heck was that...?

(Oh I'm viet)

[mcyoungboy]

jajajaja it cant be possible!!! jaja

[wpstick008]

wierd people

[angelshell101]

um, is this festival really nessacary? Really the festival of penises or what?

[hitosi908]

これに触ると子宝に恵まれるのかしら

[LEEROYYx]

wow... only in japan....

[Ovalshine]

Actually, Americans do have a day of celebrating penises. Sure, we tone down the language by calling it President's Day, but we do have a day.

[fctchk]

1:09 Of course only an American would be surprised to find that a festival celebrating a part of the anatomy prominently involved in creating families is a "very family oriented event".

[mottokare]

すごいじゃん！知らなかった

当然、日本語を読めるね？