Father Stabs Son In The Ass (for wearing hat in church)

[SilverParadox666]

i like how all the comments are a month apart

by the time someone eals comments on this the comment below me that says two months will say four months

just pointing that out

[deathtris]

@SilverParadox666 Actually, it says five. So take THAT.

[SilverParadox666]

@deathtris my bro was on my account -_-

he put that

[ProAtEverything123]

Hey, I just had a stray thaught, do you think you could tell me which video it was that you got the clip at the end from of you face palming? I can't find it. Love your material, by the way. Big fan.

[LegionIscariot]

Father Stabs Son In The Ass...with his penis.

[DarthZorgon]

This is why I'm an atheist. These religious freaks take it SO seriously! IT'S FUCKING FAIRY TALES!! GET OVER IT!!

[jeffsandychelsea]

Knives are refined stones >:D

[slaballinmytrunk]

What's the deal with the whole hat shit anyway? If it's disrespectful to wear a hat and god is everywhere why the fuck would you even own one in the first place? This is what Carlin talked about.

[mucura1]

Is it jus me or did anyone else have that pulp fiction scene pop in their head?

*christopher walken voice*

"He'd be DAMNED if any heathen asshole walk into church with his greasy yellow hat like a birthright. So he stabbed him it in one place he knew he can stab something: his ass"

[AllahConsciousness]

I hope he stabbed his son in the ass with a knife instead of with his penis...

[tomflandersedward]

@AllahConsciousness Christians don't tend to go for that Mulsim shit kid. :) Well, Catholic priests do, but that's another story.

[AllahConsciousness]

@tomflandersedward I'm a Saivite Hindu sir. My Prophet of God isn't a man, rather a nice circus elephant with quality tusks. 

[SupermarketsRevil]

IN THE AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1!

[qwexas]

I don't think there is anything crazy about religion. I think crazy religious people show their crazy in a religious color. Take religion away from a crazy person, and you have a less religious, equally crazy person. I hate when people do things in a way that makes their whole group look bad. If I did something crazy I would try to do it in a way that does not implicate everyone who shares my religion, music preference, ethnicity, etc.

[matt27leo]

I must admit- I have less of a problem with Christians killing each other than I do with Christians killing abortion doctors, gays, or atheists. As long as they use their dogmatic bullshit to kill each other- Im fine with that. Just leave the rest of us OUT of your holy bullshit.

[coopercrue]

pro lifers dont want to kill abortion doctors... Atleast not me.

[DemonZonkey]

WTF? Is that Stalin in the background?

[demonjacobs666]

@DemonZonkey A Stalin punching bag...brilliant!

[richnyallday]

Hahaha

[namtesyalp]

take off the damn hat and respect himself.abortion doctors suck

[Sasukelegend5]

@MemoryofBlake hey now not all religion is mind control... wiccans like me have the freedom to believe what we feel to be true but we don't have universal systems and we don't have universal gods and goddesses.. besides some of us see them as distant and uninvolved.. i just see them as a collective conscience of all life...

[Anon11674]

This is the same mentality that leads to honor killings in islam, and some sects of christianity. Gotta love religion.

I'm really glad I don't go near churches anymore. They might actually be getting crazier.

[SkyDoginthetube]

I like that he whent to his car to get the knife, came back then stabbed him! This wasn't a heat of the moment thing, they wern't shoving each other and he just grabbed the knife in his pocket without thinking.

He was angry with his son because of the hat, decided "That's it, I'm stabbin the little shit" whent out to his car, came back, whent over to his son and FUCKING STABBED HIM OVER A HAT!

[xhagast]

And people complain about little things like the Spanish Inquisition. Frankly, it is not needed to discredit organized religion. AND it wasn't nearly as bad as it seemed. It didn't really want all heretics dead. It wanted them to reform.

Witch hunting was really bad, though. But the Spanish Inquisition did not believe in witches. I feel like the spirit of witchhunting is at work in the American religious fanatics.

[Bandaids4ever]

@dragonsword777 Thank you, thank you. : )

[Bandaids4ever]

Wouldn't it make so much more sense to stab him in the head? After all, that's the offending part of the body. You don't wear hats on your ass.... <_<

[GeoWing2]

I can understand the idea of not wearing a hat inside my parents raised me to not wear one when I enter a building. but stabbing... really that's a proper punishment in today's world. shit life sure got harder.

[lildread1]

dude i stab people who wear hats in church all the time its fun!

[Nagneto]

It is in the Bible. Kill dissident teenagers. It's God's Will to kill unruly teenagers.

[SCRulerShinoda]

yeah. Kill those dissident teenagers. by stabbing them in the fucking ass.

[SmoothInstigator]

A stabbing for wearing a hat..... That seems fair. If you're insane.

[CallmeMell]

its funny how in the bible you cant find one place that it says you cant wear a hat in church...chew gum etc....

[odenskrigare]

"stabbing the other cheek"

[chocoboy02]

Really now, I'm a Lutheran, and it bugs me when we get grouped together with idiots like the serial ass stabber, and "Abortion, stem cell research, and gays are EEEEEVEL" guys.

I support abortion, rather it never lives before it lives through hell.

I support stem cell research, seriously, it's stupid in anyway to be against this.

I support gays, because I realize it's what you're born with. That, and why would God make something just to damn?

So avoid grouping, please.

[bloodynachos]

@chocoboy02 gays arent evil is just they wont get accepted to heaven

[DaKrazyJokesta]

Haha another great vid dude, keep em comin.

[TakuX]

LOL!

[bodeezy]

I wish all christians stabbed each other.

[myrkvargkjetter]

@bodeezy In the ass?

[TabbiBmore]

you really shouldn't be calling out christians for this crime.... this is BALTIMORE we're callling out, our freaking MAYOR steals GIFTCARDS ment for the poor, and spends them on herself.... this is the corruptness of bmore MD

[TabbiBmore]

hey, i if anyone in this group... knows its all awfull..... screw this stuff...... this is not the craziest thing i've heard someone stabbing another....at least not in bmore... bmore... you have to take all of that into content. bmore is a pretty fucked up place.... don't confuse the damed in bmore for those who stand up for the law.... sad face

[Vinifera7]

Turn the other cheek reference was just too perfect to pass up.

What ever happened to Christians all-time FAVORITE saying attributed to Jebus: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you? Apparently that guy really wants his son to shank him in the ass (literally or figuratively; you decide).

I'm also wondering why an omnipotent being needs mortal lackeys to enforce a church dress code. Unless God MADE the dad stab his son! (dun dun dun...)

[coffee396]

You're gay ! I am going to sodomize you ! I am a Republicans and I hate gays, they give me raging boners and every time I see one, I just want to suck his big powerful cock !

[WashingMachine0]

Wearing a hat? IN THE LAWDS HOUSE??

Son...I am dissapoint

[phenixwryter]

LOL  Turn the other cheek. : D

[Faustaao]

5 stars. You should do more videos with your sunglasses off :)

[warpedwiselegoman]

The Lost Commandment:

Commandment XI: Thou shall not wear a hat in church, or thine father shall stabeth you in thine ass!

[xtcx2e]

best line, turn the other cheek

[SlckJwdBtnk]

What I find extra hilarious is the father fled.

Really? If your god really is everywhere, and you stab your son in his house, then where the fuck are you gonna hide?

Too bad there isn't a clearly written commandment that says, "Thou shall not be a dick and stab thou's son in my house."  Tough luck kid. Maybe when the next prophet comes. Hang in there, Sport!

[hellshade2]

so i guess my next question is who is the real asshat here? :P

[LordSlag]

Yep, that's US! PURE. FUCKIN'. EVIL!!

It reminds me of that poster where there's a 400 foot tall hooded giant labeled "Atheist" destroying a city filled with buildings labeled things like "Honor, Truth, Justice, Freedom, Bible, Morality, Family, America, Babies, Kittens, Puppies".

Now, if that's what's supposed to happen, why am I all of 5'5'' and one hundred and something pounds? That's bullshit, where's my super evil atheist powers?

[itskelvinkkc]

Apparently, if your son/daughter disobeys you, you should stone them to death or in short kill them. So ... he's doing the right thing ... well at least to that cult's standard.

How very all-loving.

[hellshade2]

the turn the other cheek comment was classic :)

[wyattbbb]

should of included satanists...we arent that bad ^_~

[Godisableedingfaggot]

mmm no we arent :)

[NonStampCollector]

I would've turned the other cheek.

[Johannwyss82]

Good ol Aussie humor there! ;)

[MilitantPeaceist]

LaWl

[DarkEnergy103]

Awesome as always C0c!

But yeah...we athiests...were fucking EVIL!

Reason and logic motherfucker! you wanna mess with that shit!?

[StabbedlnTheKunt6I6]

The kid deserved it! Rofl!!! =D

[feakysnucker]

My friend Radelle went to church one day wearing a tshirt her friends had made her. It had a picture of a girl who looked suspiciously like Radelle on it with a thought bubble that read - 'I'd rather be somewhere else.'

Epic. The church ladies were all in a tizzy over that one.

[Sparksterfu]

Damn coc do you sleep?

[GeneralFatman27]

The C0ct0pus doesn't need to sleep.

[BigAlForever2k6]

The C0c doesn't sleep....he waits.

[h8uall66]

I've been asking this question for 5 years now and I have never gotten a satisfactory answer, but why exactly is it that it is considered "respectful" to remove your hat when entering a building? So far, the best answer I have received is "because it's a sign of respect!" So in other words, it's completely arbitrary. May as well remove shoes instead of hats as a sign of respect, OH WAIT, in Asia they do! Same with Islam.

[Choowbz]

It seems the more you remove the more respectful you are

Why not show total respect and remove the lot

There was once a church group called the "Adamites"

They showed total respect (and a few other things) to their god by praying nude

After hours of sitting naked on a church bench

they named the bench "a Pew"

[superextremelaser]

he was probably aiming for sodomy and missed

[freedom0f5peech]

turning the other cheek... LOL!

[eraser101YT]

Take yer hat off in church boy and show some respect to baby jesus, or I'll stab yall in tha keister!

lmao rednecks...

[unketknyte]

I love the things you do on youtube.. Thanks for your effort :) Hugs and handshakes man..

[SofaKingLoaded]

I always thought church was a pain in the ass..

[Shavemahassbitch]

roffling

[GrimJim8000]

hold your head in shame!

[hellshade2]

lol! good one man :)

[SofaKingLoaded]

Hellshade my man! Seemed pretty obvious..

I've been reading some more about this incident and apparently he, at the very least, did use his very best, fancy, Sunday go to Meeting Knife..

[tattooskin72]

yeah, I'd say this is pure crazy.

[moekelok]

One more piece of evidence that fundies are dangerous.

[kirke420]

You know that stupid family story someone tells every year when you get together at Xmas?... Well, I think they just found a new one! :P

[PontusLP]

Poor kid, what a fucking retarded parent.

[ubergossen]

turning the other cheek eh?

[kff]

Thank you for the guiltiest laugh of my life. :D

[JohnnyBlazeGR]

the sermon was about sodomy *nod nod*

[MinervaInTheBrain]

...at least some self-described Christians act like the bible was just the collection of thoughts, ramblings, and stories of some bronze age people. At least the dad didn't stick 2 female brown bears on his kid.

[apbrit2009]

no, you only get the bears if you call a prophet "baldie"

[geniusintheory]

Stabbing asses. That's how to resolve any conflict, right?!...People are stupid.

[adrenacrumb]

hahaha

[prodigyat9]

He FLED??! Why did he flee??! He was doing the godly thing so what was the problem? What a cunt.

[TAz69x]

I got C0c Talk'd

[Atrocitas6]

Oh the irony is just delicious. "Come, son. Let us go to church, where we shall learn how to lead a good, wholesome christian lifestyle. Where I shall then buttrape you with a knife for wearing a hat..."

[kelliko70]

So many layers of wrong I don't know where to begin. But, someday the kid will have a fun family story. (Just like me, which is why I don't talk to my family if I can help it)

[Crowbarazar]

Stabbed.... in the buttock. I suppose 19 is too old for spankings, so naturally you have to go and get a knife.

Ok, I tried to make sense out of it. See that first statement? That was my honest attempt. The thing that gets me, though, is the fact that he went out of the house and to his car to get a knife. Wouldn't there be knives in the house? Was his car knife somehow special? Was it his good knife? His Sunday knife? Did it have Jesus (or at least Elvis) on the handle?

[ginkiba3]

How did he even stab the knife into the guy's ass in the first place?

"Son could you bend over a sec."

"Sure Pa, but why?"

"Don't worry, this will only hurt a bit."

[wolfmweh]

"Son could you bend over a sec."

"Sure Pa, but you're not drunk and this aint my bedroom."

"Don't worry, this will only hurt a bit. As usual"

Sorry ;)

[pizzatay6378797]

The second C0ctalk in which someone has a sharp object in their ass.

[rarrmonkey]

The only thing a father should put in there son's ass is his penis, and then only with consent.

[CousinoMacul]

The father was righteous! If he were truly immoral, he would have disrespected the house of gØd by starting a fight with his son during services. Instead, he did the right thing by the lØrd.

[EvilghostNinja]

Apparently ass stabbings have a correlation with hip hop as that whats' dominating the "Related Video" sidebar thing. Anyway, how is wearing a hat in church something to get your self so worked up about you stab a family member. Also, why in the ass??

[Ma2the2WR]

To:EvilghostNinja

Growing up I didn't understand why men couldn't wear hats in church. I was told it was disrespectful. Because the bible says so. "facepalm" Here is an example.

NKJV

1 Corinthians 11:4

Any man who prays or prophesies with his head covered disgraces his head.

1 Corinthians 11:7

For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man.

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

1. The kid was 19. He's old enough to make his own decisions.

2. You don't teach your kids obedience with a FUCKING KNIFE... That's just common sense.

3. In his ass? Well that'll be an awkward conversation with his next girlfriend. "How'd you get this scar on your ass?" "Oh, my dad stabbed me because I wore a hat in church and then he fled the scene."

[dapanzy]

of all possible places in the body to stab someone... that's pretty damn weird, but then again nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to christians

[SporeGladiator]

Exelent!

[fractal420]

He had a flashback from his time in a Turkish prison.

[riseofatheism]

Hilarious!! Excellent vid.