Let's Play Cryostasis - Note to self: Avoid Icebergs (S13 P1)

[modernmusic52]

So.. If you don't respect/fear iceburgs, they'll trap you in a frozen hell. I'll remember that next time I go to Antarctica.

[F19HORNET123]

In the summer Beard Man is invincible

[Pvtvito]

wait when you get hit you would bleed and your blood would be hot so when you get hit you should heal

[ToBeFedVideos]

Rollers...LOL. You mean Drum magazines?

[CrashNFLAME]

Beardman is the king of the sun

[360Eagle]

Jus wonderin, helloween, did u decide on the name helloween or did you name urself after the band, "Helloween"?

[TheBarackClinton]

What kind of system are you running this on?

[Fireemblemmasta]

NO! im going to be completely useless and smack my hed really hard on the steps XD

[scholargrove]

They didn't put stairs there because if they did, Beard Man would have died taking a step down.]

[VideoCatFreak]

"You can't do anything-"

Because he's the Beardman bitch!

[itachi4492]

7:36 Was that a Simpson's Reference?

[ZeeZore]

Eating popcorn while watching your LP = BEST TIME IN MY LIFE!!

[FellToRise]

"I have more guns"... in my beard!!!

[buokopter]

i wanna killa y`all who comment in childish way

wtf is that?

add this for be complete:

HeLLo yaY HeLlOweEn LovEs mE ! ! ! ! ! ! AnD i ReAlLy WaNnA KiSs HiS AsS!

srsly ppl i know you`re teens still,but gimme a break! I wasnt that stupid in my teen days. :)

[Fireemblemmasta]

@buokopter TROLL!

[malamuteRUGGEDANEdog]

you know those dogs at the beginning are most probably dead

[psycho642]

oh story fun....great

[finaljakk]

Feels like im wearing... nothing at all..

Stupid sexy flanders.

[charliephayer123]

Hey Helloween, do u shoot to thrill or do u shoot to kill?

(OMG RIDDLE)

[LunaHeartnet]

You should do a Doom 3 Let's play after this!

[40wink]

6:02 made me jump ( a bit)

[mrinsane7066]

If Beardman runs on Heat, the wouldn't he be invincible at the equator, Crippled at the poles, and, like, all powerful at the sun?

[chriscos123]

you should stream this on JUSTIN TV, its cool, and live, not that this is an adverstisment, but it would be alot funnier

[limerusty1504]

Everytime you use a button in front of one of those windows, I prepare my self for something to go boo.

[kyleroben]

Helloween4545's Words of Advice. #186 "Don't be a toss pop"

[Karlofsson]

Hahahahaa try watching this with transcribe audio XD Hahaaa

[TranceForEverForever]

Ok, Literally... WTF Did anyone noticed? if yes... reply

On 0:30 The image looks like a... Pussy...

[charliephayer123]

.....sorta....

[kyleroben]

@TranceForEverForever i totally saw it too

[DonKain]

The vitals are on fireeeeeeeeeee!

Also, maybe you should try new drivers for your graphics card if you didn't do that yet, might lessen the lag.

[killthemall555]

but not those fouloresint light bulbs the make a room colder

[killthemall555]

still the heater does not compare to the light bulb

[Reconcilia7ion]

Set fire to my vitals?

That's what she said.

...I'm so sorry.

[Crispybiscuit1]

"And wank for your command?" xD

[PwnzorBob]

Considering the game is called Cryostasis: Sleep Of Reason... it makes perfect sense for it not to make sense.

Wait, did I phrase that correctly?

[killthemall555]

yes ... no ... mabey .... i don,t know it doesn,t make sense

[IronMaidenLeigh]

Clearly this ship has some kind of super insulation. How else could all the rooms have different temps? Or how could you have the door open to a artic, gale-force winds but it not affect the room you're in?

[DireSloth]

"Taking the elevator in a really dodgy broken-down sort of ship doesn't seem like the best of ideas..."

Um, and jumping over the giant chasm to hell where the radioactive reactor used to be was perfectly logical? o_O

[Helloween4545]

Clearly. You have plot armour for that :P

[gamman1]

@DireSloth

yes,yes it was

[lip58]

@DireSloth Fear nothing cause you have the power of HEAT by your side.

[hotxpants]

The second picture on the piece of paper looks like a vagina.

[foist101]

What kind of deformed, rotten tang you been getting? Lol! :P

[Mrsnugglepants842]

I have to say that i love helloweens insults. Tosspot and Git just never get old!

[MrWajax]

Helloween4545 should have been the captain of the ship! First of all, they wouldn't have hit the iceberg, secondly there wouldn't be any rifles with incredibly exaggerated sights. And thirdly (most importantly) there wouldn't be any ladders! Also, everyone would be named Mr.Choppy!

[fatrushets]

Haha! Mr. Choppy...

[darkesthour117]

mr satan is not so satanish any more.

[frozenlilies1]

I forgot to mention your hilarious in this one. I was laughing almost all the time. :D

[DexwardCuxann]

Cold? That's not what Transcribe Audio said. "sorry very fitting to get a quick call"

[JohnABall]

Y'know, I get the feeling the only reason you EVER run low on ammo in this game ever is because it punishes you for your compulsive reloading-

For instance, the Tommy Gun (I call it a Tommy Gun because it's easier to remember). You had half a clip, reloaded, and suddenly you lost one of the clips. I think it uses up the ammo in your current clip like if you REALLY compulsively reloaded. =P

[LevitatingxDuck]

I love helloween4545 :D guy is amazing!

[frozenlilies1]

This game has some good messages. For exapmle:

Don't screw over mother nature, or she will beat you into the ground and turn you into mutant sub-humans thirsting for blood. :)

[tonyqtran700]

that huge dude is a mix of silent hill (because of the siren when he comes in) and bioshock .-.

[ljiiionline]

i think i get it, with the flashbacks and saving people you are saving the ship so it doesnt get destroyed

[DerBertRam]

Sometimes the scarier moments in the game are ruined by the constant freezing. HAHAHA!

[RandomCheeseBob]

Try Transcribing the audio Halloween its very very wrong

[Maca68]

@RandomCheeseBob How do you get the option to transcribe audio to appear?

I have a new browser (Firefox 3.6), but the transcribe audio option hardly ever appears for me... :(

[RandomCheeseBob]

@Maca68 try downloading the new internet explorer becuse its very very funny

[BloodReaperZ]

Russian demon men seem to go around corners and go 'OGABOGABOGA!" and you'll shit your pants =)

[Reptiloid87]

*zooms in on crotch* Hurr Hurr

Oh, how I love your laugh. :D

[See05239]

Transcribe Audio Rocks.

[bladesharks]

quick to the savemobile!

[blender7]

i would call this captain crazy, but when it comes to sailors i find they are generally right about their superstitions. You disrespect the ice, it messes you up.

[MichaelDj54]

"Like nothing at all!"

I feel compelled to follow up with this...

"Gah! Stupid sexy flanders!"

[darkfantasykid]

YAY! i waz hoping you wud post a vid on my birthday today =D i got wut i wanted a new vid

[Helloween4545]

Happy birthday!

[darkfantasykid]

thank you

[Chief889]

So does this mean the Titan had a Russian captain?

"Watch out, iceberg!"

"Don't worry, it will let us pa- OH GOD WE'RE SINKING!"

[Chief889]

...Why did I type Titan? I meant Titanic.

[iniudan]

They could also have put a really long ladder, we all know how much you think ladder are awesome. =p

[katamari117]

dear russians,

LEAVE ICEBERG ALOOOONE!!! lol

[azngitano]

"go for broke" is that from street fighter?

[waspbr]

may be he was hit by the chain and crushed provided they didnt turn the wheels at the same time, or he just got tired of living and just sat down and gave up

[notm3h]

around 8:18

That made my day

[Gazka117]

Can't seem to view the second part, says it's private.

[zurdburg]

He does it to let it render.

[Gazka117]

@zurdburg

Oh right, thanks for the heads up.

[Deadman1234ful]

@zurdburg how come i can watch it?

[zurdburg]

Because it isn't private anymore.

[rj815fan]

not for me

[Sinetra2]

Ooo nice timing!

I was like 'Man... nothing good to watch... Let's check youtu... OOooo Helloween posted!'

You saved me from boredom! Thank you Anti-Bore Man!

[oo0Wille0oo]

Well, what else, dead guys with guns? slicer-bat-man-things that wanna hump you? Gee, when I played this game, I was always freezing my ass off, because forgot to warm up.

[weeryan2008]

Why won't this iceberg let us go?

Cause you hit it.

You sounded so much like Charlie Brooker there.

[MDxm3000]

ahh, the stutter monsters! You know, what else kills your frame rate? In F.E.A.R we had the monitors. What else is out there to haunt you?