Bert Kreischer - Cops

[faraway9222]

Well yeah this works for the machine but when i try it the cops gonna punch me out

[FlyingRubberGuard]

Powerful Bert Kreischer ladies and gentlemen

[jumpingpolarbear]

This is hilarious :)

[bravesfan5678]

im watching super troopers while watching this too ..fuck yeah

[IFknHateUTube]

@bravesfan5678 great story faggot

[strongbreed]

el machismo

[Chootziful]

POWERFUL

[Equity213]

Ja Machino!

[AlecPlante]

Powerful Bert Kreischer

[Converge1231]

THE MACHINE

[volk551]

@Converge1231 Igor?

[WeedEric]

haha i just watched this cause his name means screamer in german :D but he's really funy :D

[ShrinkingDad]

Check him out with Jay Mohr on the Smodcast's Mohr stories on iTunes. Funny as hell. You're welcome.

[MrHendragon]

@ShrinkingDad rogan podcasts are better

[BigRich901]

use the 5th.. they will find a reason to bring you with them

[ChiefDopeMan]

bert the conquerer! i forgot what this guys name was after i watched this then i watched bert the conquerer i was like its HIM! haha

[musicismylife9619]

This guy is great!!! I love his show on travel channel!! :D

[tannenstein]

Funny! Good material.

[doctender77]

Check out his Russian mob story on the Rogan podcast. Very funny guy

[JayLovePlaysGuitar]

Congrats on your travel channel deal!

[mrtundra45]

Hes right about that first part ... NEVER TALK TO COPS! By Law you are NOT required to answer ANY questiones police officers ask you even if they pulled you over or came to your house. >5th ammendment - keep your mouth shut.

"i have nothing to say officer" - *ZIP* ..............................

[bullfighter42]

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SaladUK]

just heard him on the Joe Rogan PC, amazing guy!

[ProJanitor]

i just heard him on a local morning radio show. fucking brill.

[linearpink]

I'm seeing him perform in two days I can't wait!!

[cdowell1976]

I saw this guy at improve & he is a riot!

[Hrel88]

@marsdemartini probably cause he's stupid

[flaco67]

seen him twice live and hes hilarious!

[Cameron4cbtv]

this guy is freakin hilarious why does he not get a second special and un funny people like Demetri martin get their own show

[1ZosoLZ]

Trying to find a torrent or something, like an mp4 to put this on my iPod Touch!!

[gunny104]

Füch

[movieaddict19]

Just watched his new show on the travel channel tonight, it was awesome!!

[zb813]

DO U KNOW Y I PULLED YOU OVER..... UHHH WEED I DONT KNOW!?!?!?

[mrlebowski562]

@marsdemartini hes only had 1 stand up

[530brett]

this guy is gunna get us all shot lol

[77Sinner]

lol...He has to be one day...Soon!

[israelskyline]

funny !!

[toycommander]

genius XD

[batbomb43]

does any one know where to find the fat guy falling in the shower part.tht was fucking great

[DaisyPatchie97]

I LOVE THAT ONE! and the latino woman! XD

[socalskate]

gonna see him tomorrow in Irvine hopefully hes got some new material

[rabidfangirl92]

i cant find my favorite part of the show. ;-;

does anyone know where to find the clip about the mexican mum with the butterfly knife?

[1ZosoLZ]

lol i need to find that one too

[ghostbuster323]

Weed i dont know?! so funny!

[emotive1591]

My favorite part is when he talks about grabbing his girlfriend's neck and strong arming her into giving him head.

"Try talking your way out of this one!"

[musicman1794]

@emotive1591 yoouurr snorkelllinnggg in the keeyyss.

[carriezohn]

Saw this on the Comedy Central stand up marathon they had this weekend. OMG I laughed so hard!! Bert, you're a riot. Love your stuff.

[undyingpirate]

I just saw this guy tonight at the Improv in Brea, CA. He was so incredibly funny tonight. I have never heard of him before, but he is definitely one of my new favorite comedians.

[Valholla03]

I saw this whole special last night...OMG!!! He's like my favorite comedian now!!! He's so hilarious!!! I LOVE what he was saying about black people and alligators! Its soooo true!!!! lol

[kyuubikaos]

Doesn't work with the same hand that u were holdin a blunt with.

[stiernuts]

i did this and it doesnt work!!!

[D34DB4B135]

Well it worked for me, SO HAH!

[stiernuts]

o u bitch lol how i even batted my eyes at her lol

[Valholla03]

LOL!!!! U did this for real??? Im assuming it will only work with a cop of the same sex. Only then it will have the shock effect!

[stiernuts]

yes i did i thought it would be funny to show off in front of my buddies but she grabbed my arm and put me in cuffs and took me to the station! i was pissed