Fla. Man Adopts Girlfriend in Legal Battle

[RyansAmusments]

What in the name of fuck.

[yourtreat2]

LOL

[TryingToTheFullest]

And people wonder why the Mexicans are able to take all the jobs. There are too many Americans making all the rest of us look so stupid where we look like easy prey. Hell Alabama will love this cause if he knocks up his girlfriend what will he be to the baby? Daddy and grandpa!

[klyzn]

that seems like a huge stupid law...stop making Americans look retarded.

[WinterHaven]

Now he has two in his harem to get milk him of his gist.

[gregwi562]

Yes, as long as you have the money (1% money that is) you can at the very least buy enough of the justice system to manipulate a favorable outcome even though you are guilty as sin.

[TheDefjams]

Bullshit

[duleekrauser]

Fucking rich people.

[louie000000000000000]

Someone give this guy a psych evaluation.

[MyCrackRock]

He is my hero!

[kamalalovely]

Creepy. Couldn't he marry her for the same results? I don't get it.

[venom0005]

@kamalalovely 1/3 is better than 1/2 hahah pussy is not that expensive

[kamalalovely]

@venom0005 Yeah, I guess so, if you'd rather fuck your daughter than your wife.

[booyahhayoob]

Is he cracked in the head?

[CaveStoryChannel]

What? Wait.....what? What the fuck did I just hear? How in the fuck.

[elspoko]

Anyone still dumb enough to believe in the US justice system?

[klyana130]

I didn't know you can 'adopt' adults that are legally competent.

[venom0005]

@klyana130 who knows with obama re writing all the laws....i might be able to adopt your grand mother as my bitch

[venom0005]

@klyana130 she can access 1/3 of my penis

[SharkDude1]

Its Offical- The world is Nuts!!

[AvatarOfAvatar]

This person with his immense wealth and resources, could have easily hired a cab, or a limo, or a personal driver?

Instead he opted to go and murder someone. Send this pig to prison forever.

[Y2ANJ]

please stop the class warfare and refer to this gentleman as a job creator instead of "wealthy".

[LiquidZ2k]

@Y2ANJ I can't tell if you are serious or not, but it's still a comical term

[unassumption]

@Y2ANJ

or just God ;P

[ThisGuyLovesMetal]

@Y2ANJ You're smoking crack.

[remastered1950ford]

Rich man will find a way not to pay up, DRUNK DRIVER. Then again charge him being a prev