John Carpenter's The Thing Alternate Ending

[KevinR1138]

Umm, just a little editing critique....you started the music too early, you should have started it right after Keith David says "So what do we do?", just seems like the perfect timing for the joke that you missed completely.

[XOneThat]

I got to admit...it did crack me up a bit!

[BrokenBeats94]

You suck.

[ChaoticBlossom]

Lol that was so funny. Imagine how hilarious it would've been if that's really how it ended with that music. some movie watchers take themselves so serious they'd freak out.

[p1mmolloybom]

Awesomeness.

[pusurask]

Hahahaha, I didnt read any coments or anything before I watched it, I actually belived this was an alternative ending..... I laught out loud!!!! Really nice ending.... really nice!!!!

[butt47jk]

plenty of ky jelly then !!

[dmd356]

Lol, you fans can Fuck off, i think its funny!

[BaNNshEy]

this... is actually pretty funny, i was expecting something much worse based on the comments, nice job

[GasMaskedMidget]

I was kind of hoping it would have Kurt Russel say, "Let's just wait here a little while," and then five minutes of the video would be them staring at each other, waiting hahaha

[evanstone9]

It's funny how much people are hating on this! I think this video is definitely worth a good chuckle. I like it!

[Huggiebear23456]

horay!

[inframan7]

you and your cousin are HOMO'S and probably got it on yourselves after the movie ended.. FUCK-OFFFFFFFF...

[Hiveslayer18989]

What's the difference between acne on breasts, & this scene? Tit zits have more humor in them, & they don't make me want to gouge out my father's eyeballs & puke in his eye sockets. Hope you had fun pretending to be 11 years old.

[Bogrott1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA didnt see that coming :D. nice job lads. fun stuff. Sure John Carpenter , Kurt and the rest of the boys would appreciate its innocent fun :D

[fodxp]

Nice attempt, but I wasn't feeling it. The juxtaposition you were going for was too, how should I put this, forced.

[TheReidman22]

thumbs up if you liked how it transitions into the credits, laughed my ass off

[rukus100821]

theres something wrong with you.....

[Caniloperhaus]

Ridículo...

[JulianJJM]

Cunt

[Jonovichable]

wtf its no different just some gay music added

[JungleMeta]

Ah man, you had us goin 4 so long, no wonder these guys are pissed:D

[Fredrock1982]

I'm I the only one who found this fakking hilarious lol?

[guitarmadness008]

@Fredrock1982 yes

[Fredrock1982]

@guitarmadness008 Apparently so

[4thcoming]

Nice lightsaber! Oh wait that's all those thumbs down on your video lol! Loser ;p

[dassbig41]

you guys are idiots

[WilliamRufus100]

God there's a lot of shit on you tube

[blackbbbbiochip]

115 people imitate GOA Puppy bitch lobotomy MK ULTRA

[renatoavatarian]

completely stupid! GET A LIFE TROLLS !!! you and your stupid cousin

[monoveloso]

admit it, I lol'd

[MrVagag]

haha better then the original ending :D

[yeyo1990]

Add me to the long list of 'thumbs down'

[METALLERhates2332]

lol come on everyone! this is actually funny!

this is one of my favorite horror movie and this made me laugh haha.

why so serious!!!?

[DEVILDOG91754]

Kinda twisted. More shocking than funny. Creative though.

[Django5198]

Dude this is funny. These people can't take a joke

[JAYcovey706]

LOL

[eddylizarraga1979]

god men this guy are a bunch dumb fucks.....get a fucking life

[BrynBrandy]

Are you and ya cuzzie bro dead yet. Guess you weren't liked at school either. You ruined a good movie I liked from way back so I feel like smashing ur faces in! LOL

My one suggestion....smoke some better doobie....try some N.Z green.

[Cptdontdropthesoap11]

@BrynBrandy  Stop acting tough, little boy.

[BrynBrandy]

@Cptdontdropthesoap11 Dont take things so seriously man. Cant u tell dry humour. I was taking the piss not trying to be tough. You know like tongue in cheek bro. Sorry you took it that way. Peace to you.

[patriciacaanale]

HILARIOUS!!!!!! LOVE IT THOUGHT IT WAS SOO FUNNY AND UNEXPECTED BUT I DIDN'T READ THE TOP COMMENT

[korita1989]

ASSHOLES!!!! WHT THT FUCK WERE U THINKING???

[CatalinaTamiko]

unfortunately you have ruined a great movie, you ruined a good song, and you actually made me puke.....thanks...

[laynestaley1990]

@CatalinaTamiko oh come on dude. have a sense of humor

[CatalinaTamiko]

@laynestaley1990 I did, before i saw this garbage.

[Curtisthebadass]

I like the original alot more.

[NewNickostudiosX]

what the fuckin

[jediboyuk1]

Humorous, but you could add '(funny)' to the description.

I'm more into the serious aspects of this apocalyptic film, mate.

Good sense of humour, mate, nonetheless.

[TheWuCepticon81]

only two homosexuals would think of something like this. i wish it was at least funny, like the "Se7en" alternate ending.

[Brokephi316]

the Black guy lives!!!!

[deepran13]

NO LADIES IN THE MOVIE THE ONLY FEMALE COULD BE THE THING.

[Prophetbunny1]

Haha didn't realize this was a parody at first. Funny stuff.

[BIO4234]

fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[sheltonblues]

brilliant! really funnny!



[71kellyn]

Lame!!

[boastlytoknn421]

you just killed one of my favorite movies. good job pussy letuce

[manwithoutfear05]

Ok I'll be honest I heard the music and I died laughing

[youknowwhoyouare8]

there was 666 dislikes so i made it 667 just so you dont get any form of satisfaction over your dumb ass video. Your welcome Nut Fungus

[Thepizzaman456]

Childs was an alien.

Nuff said.

[TheDSil]

Misleading title. Change it.

[JerseySlugga85]

i take it you and your cousin jerked each other off after this also? assholes

[nightowl685]

@JerseySlugga85 oh lighten up, this was funny:)

[warwolfjack]

@JerseySlugga85 hahahahahah...... i saw you comments on other endings too .....cool..!!

[sixamsedna]

@JerseySlugga85 pwnd

[Inukazan]

Meh I don't really care one way or another. Not sure why everyone is making such a big deal out of this.

[stephentsang2000]

I thought the thing eventually grew wings and flown away, cuz some of the camp crews had eaten some undercooked chicken with fresh chicken cells into their stomach the night before.

[aigomar]

That Marvin Gaye song was heard in the pilot episode of "Desperate Housewives" back in 2004, was it not?

[kiffenlover]

I liked this. It made me laugh. Thanks.

[Xtrata]

so lame

[jesus89vald]

GAY

[MetaruRyuu]

jesus fucking christ, the homophobic slur shit on this from rage filled morons. i just came here looking to watch a piece of the ending. can't even do it in peace. yeah, this was stupid. a little funny. but i've seen worse. fuck youtube and its commentors.

[fromzero11]

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[1moonraider]

i have to admit this was pretty funny! i was like oh geeze!!! xP

[DanGoBearcats32]

First half of the video 74395943 likes 579435743 views. second half -64834983439

[sikkinyx58]

lmao @ all these pissed off comments

[gregorio0321]

wtf marvin gaye you fuck cock sucking bastard. nothing prank. 

[MrGanjakush]

yo you mean to tell me that the alternate ending has dick smokers in it i didnt watch the whole thing thru i red the first comment it was a rap after that.you fucken pillow bite n dookie tasters dont have shit else to do.

[JayTekken1]

YOU FUCKING FAGBAG, HELP AMERICA BY GOING ON THE FRONTLINES!

[serafinichess]

anyone who thinks "me and my cousin" has anything to do with good English

obviously is too stupid to take creative steps.

It" My cousin and I" idiot -suppose you were watching alone, would you say "me was watching the t hing??"

[bubuh1117]

LAME!

[idm0nkey2pt0]

STUPID!

[THEEND123321]

village people take on manhatten and then join the USMC!

[doyoubochumbochum]

COOL, ULTRAGAY... BUT COOL..! :D

[artblack01]

What's the point of posting this? It's a fucking inside joke that no one likes but you and your lame ass cousin.

[Shotgunslug73]

You guys disrespected a kick ass movie you are so fucking queer you wear your mommy's panties and sniff them lick them HUH?????

[wandererlain]

Oh dear. Never seen so many dislikes. Think I'll split. Not literally.

[RipvanX]

Red Bar FTW

[brdr33v3r]

Stupid

[RoggaFigga13]

Shit like this make me hate the internet a bit more every day

[KendoSF13]

wait, why edit out the voice? just put the song over it and that's all you had to do.

[faultytwin]

1 - I don't think you know what the word "hilarious" means

2 - Putting some music on someone else's work doesn't make you a producer

3 - To be a creator of something you have to be creative

4 - Things like this are best left on your home PC for you to enjoy

[andrewkirlin]

I do hope that John Carpenter has a good sense of humor......because this version shock the shit out of me......I could sttop laughing....because all of that build-up of trying to find Part 10....and being scared shitless....and all of a sudden I hear that famous BOW-CHICKA BOW WOW musci from Marvin Gaye....OMG....I was so seriously into this movie then that happens....I just had to laugh....it was freaking funny. Thanks!!!!

[mandreescu]

funny!

[daizhaun239]

no one like u now -_- rl

[Joethebestest]

I was dying laughing damn that's funny!

[theWolverine2100]

as soon as the music hit i hit pause this is just stupid.

[Circutron]

This is total shit, just like you are.

[CartoonsKick]

Its one of the best movie endings ever made. 'Maybe we'll just sit here for a while.". No idea what this is... bad? Yes, very.

[Misanthrope187]

you guyz r retarded..lol

[Rutagher]

garbage



[sylvanha]

LOLLL

[zdiversable]

You ruined the movie. That is not funny at all.

[Nikky19901]

WOW YOU PUT ON MUSIC

[LaughingBear1966]

HHMMM...Very silly, but not as funny as it could be, since I can't find the real ending. I know...not your fault.

[MasterJediDude]

I'm glad that I read the top comment first so I wouldn't waste my time with this...

[NWNisFUN]

@MasterJediDude me 2

[pistol71]

Six to one against this clip ? Come on people RELAX ! Be positive !

[Humandavid1]

@pistol71 NO ;-)

[GOJIRAxTAIxBIORANTE]

I love how people get so mad about these kind of vids, especially Rick Rolls lol. Thumbs up on the vid.

[mikehh084]

Your an asshole for uploading this crap !!!!!

[abSOULuteD]

Haha nice

[Knezovicz]

hahahaha, good one i loled when the song started

[kband75]

You are a fucking douche bag.......

[rrrsegmentat7]

ehh

[creativeprojects720]

haha very funny

[bboybminus]

Found this pretty funny actually

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[choclatesaltyballz]

at first i thought, sad bastards but then i thought no, its quite funny

[makethemyth]

dumb

[amazingdany]

What the?

[pestenegra100]

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[grostello]

Nothing like killing aliens and then lit a cigarette and make small talk!

[smithefx1]

damn...i actually laughed.

[Elthenar]

LOL, the dislikes make it funny.

[TenaciousDan100]

lol how can u hate this i pissed myself laughin

[manwhifnoname]

this is me at 228 me: hmm (music starts) WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGG IS THIS YOU BASTARD WMG

[2roly2]

OMG that's so fucking funny ! Now I can never watch my favorite movie with out dying from Laughter !

[chtraimelzie]

très mauvais.

[chtraimelzie]

très mauvais.

[mkfreak360]

fucking lol'ed so hard at the ending xD !!

[tornadomaster96]

Well you managed to ruin the near perfect ending. Now every time I watch this, that stupid song will start playing in my head.

[gregorio0321]

homo made this shit. dammit you people r sick. damn.

[TheTadambag101]

I know you guys are trying to be funny.....It made me giggle but at the same time i hated it b/c i love this movie. Its one of my favs and you kinda made it gay. So im dissapointed

[serafinichess]

this is so stupid it's no surprise it was made by an illiterate ("me and my cousin".....try "My cousin and I" moron

[26Deacon]

yall stupid! LMAO!

[Whinestee]

40 people must still be tied to the fucking couch.

[TheOcram991]

in italy, this is the end of movie

[Thegrinch17]

Thanks for ruining it, you stupid fucker!

[MikeBHunt1981]

i fell for this. well funny dude! lol!

[beastmum]

Did they do it doggy.

[rottenzeidler]

ok funny

[poolpig]

LOL totally fell for it and damn just read there was an ending!

[ProvosAttYourDoor]

dont make me punch your throat

[rickrobotech]

hijo e puta tonto weon y la concha tu mare.

[Alan7997]

Aww, come on, this IS funny! :p Dunno why it's got so many dislikes lol

[TheItaliamarco]

i eat oats

[liketheuniverse11]

The black guy has a thing...I mean, he has The thing!! His breathing isn't warm, it's not vaporizing out in the frozen air! So...gulp! Let's get out of here! :O

[janicepeixoto]

@liketheuniverse11 omg, i just noticed that! maybe you're right

[carpetmonk]

@liketheuniverse11 i always thought mcready was the last thing.. i always felt they were all infected. when the dog licks bennings face and then he takes a pull off mcreadys bottle.. or during the disection when the things blood was all over blairs arm, him and fuchs putting pencil and flashlight in thier mouths.. even mcready passes that bottle at the end of the movie, and evily grins when he takes a drink.. the earth is ska-rewed here.. periods!

[Reaper71144]

that wasn't a alternate ending, heres the real alternate, that carpenter guy gets infected and shit and all those damn people die. thumbs up if i might be right

[jjblinker]

@Reaper71144 nah the alternate ending to the thing is when a dog escaped and is running around in Antarctica

[Reaper71144]

@jjblinker lol well then thats just about damn right funny as hell if you agree

[Reaper71144]

@jjblinker hey i've been meaning to say, it was gross when the guy that was tied in the chair in the testing which persons blood is frightened of a hot needle, was having his face bloated with bubbles around his face.

[Hiveslayer18989]

This is fucking pathetic.

[washcloud]

I do hope for Jayson's own good he makes/will be making a living on something of a more practiacal nature than film editing. Like accounting, truck-driving, etc

[Largo4589]

I think the theme from 'Brokeback' would've been better here.

[RemyTheRemnant]

Dude your a fucking loser...this sucked, get run over by a truck.

[ninjakio930]

!!!!!!!!!

[hewhoneverdies001]

well this was the most lame joke I have seen in a while

[30kitagreen]

this is funny even though this movieis my favorite of all time

[180monster]

come on really

[sevenmilefueher]

i argee with fly boy How dare you try to ruin one of the best movies cant wait to see the new thing in april.

[happydays450]

@sevenmilefueher WTF! You have a problem with shemales!

[sevenmilefueher]

@happydays450 it just a respond about a movie  dont get it twisted dude!!!

[pacifisto0o0o]

wait a minute! what happens in the real ending?

[atoknnim]

You & your cousin are gay.

[PUREFUCKINGMAYHEM661]

FUCKING FAIL