Mst3k Jack Frost - 4/10

[KillerHelix]

At 2:42 Can you say Pedobear!?

[belladonna4577]

ROFL

mike @ 7:51.

[FlippyKrueger]

9:10 "I can drop you off on my way to the furries fan club."

[shandelear]

8:35 Led Zeppelin 4

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Oh dear god, I LOST it at the Sling Blade reference...

[Tirdaelyn]

"So what are we looking for Waldo here, what?" Add that to a Monty Python reference and my sides are splitting. lol

[Aperson1990]

NOOOOOOOO! not Babe.

[Arrakeen77]

"Here's my advice to you."

"Shave."

[HolyHogShit]

did that old lady REALLY climb over 2 mountians inorder to get one bundle of sticks? WTF?

[jekblom123]

that woman's succeeded in making that girl look pretty dammed ugly.

[fadedflage]

7:43  Queen Amidala

[MissesD123]

Ok, so I get the underage romance references with Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Lee Lewis, but what's the deal with Ben Kingsly?

[MagicalTrumpy]

@MissesD123 yeah, I don't know about that. However I didn't really know about Jerry Seinfield's young gf either before looking it up.

[RevDrTSgtC]

@MissesD123 It might be a reference to his role in the movie "Harem".

[EdwFam2010]

@MissesD123 Google It! :)

[dillydallytwist]

"How not to be seen."

Monty Python reference for the win!

[Daelock]

The dub's line of "Really?" really does warrant Mike's super-deep "I AM pretty hot!"

[BobbyPW]

Random funny comment from the movie

[massefect942]

i wonder is there a point to this film or is it fu man chu?

[ChaoticYak]

I forgot to read the fine runes!

[EponymousKid]

Man, the people in this movie only get more unfortunate looking. Check out the nose on that dark haired guy, seriously.

[trapadoored]

@EponymousKid

This episode has always been pretty hard for me to endure because the stepmother and sister characters are so repulsive and despicable. That being said, I love the bear headed guy.

[EponymousKid]

"Forgot to read the fine runes" gets me every time.

[Adamguy2003]

Evil Stepmother: You are a queen!

Mike: In that you look like Freddy Mercury.

LOL!

[BryonYoungblood]

@Adamguy2003 Crow: She should just start over from Gene 1!

[Irkedmv]

"Warning: hang food in trees."

"HEY!"

[WhoopMQ]

I love the baby talk for the mushroom man

[ChaoticYak]

I'm a great understander!

[drzignot]

Chernobyl's Exploding again! Lets go watch!

Ahhh the good old day's when you could make jokes like that without a legion of salty vaginal cavity's showing up to complain!

[putzthewondersloth]

All the shots of girls running away in terror reminds me of when I was a kid.

[Gigrantula58]

Munch and guzzle? What the hell?

[theMAG101]

You know, I have to say, if I were stoned out of my mind I think this movie would be enjoyable even without the commentary. But, I would HAVE to be stoned.

[trapadoored]

@theMAG101

that's why I hate weed-it makes people laugh at stupid things. Alcohol on the other hand only intensifies a persons love or hatred for something! sux tho cuz stoners always get away with being high in class but it's way to hard to cover up being drunk. ( or at least if you drank the amount it would take for me to actuallybe drunk.) and even if I was I would probably just hate the class even more instead of giggling at it.

[theMAG101]

@trapadoored Not just laugh, I actually thing this movie's an interesting presentation of the tales it's relaying. And booze has it's own downsides, trust me. Both short- and long-term, just like weed.

[trapadoored]

@theMAG101

in the long-term it's a catch 22-like a choice between shooting yourself in the head or the chest. -actually weed has never done anything for me whatsoever-but I associate it with hippies so I have a Mike Nelson-like hatred of it. ( his essay about his "life long aversion to marijuana" is in "mind over matters") as 4 the movie-I would probably watch it drunk. But hell, I owned most the movies on the show before I even got into the show. I prefer the monster movies to this kind tho.

[fuckingkiddinme]

This movie is absolutely amazing.

[MINSANEvideos]

How often do you see bear cubs carrying mushrooms? O_o

[ChaoticYak]

Now, we go into slow motion and we hear Barber's Adagio for Strings as he tears them apart.

[Theburn77]

poor babe

[ZoomingDakota]

You know, this movie is stupid, but I think it has a certain charm about it. Evon's inability to understand how to do a good deed makes him kind of loveable in a way, endearing in his foolishness, it's stupid, but a nice kind of stupid.

[sillygrl23]

@ZoomingDakota

In my opinion, I could stand watching this without the MST3K commentary if you think about it its not really as bad as some of the other movies they riff on this show.

[ZoomingDakota]

"I didn't know there were that many landmines left in Narnia"

[fourminutewarning]

"In that, you look like Freddy Mercury" rofl

[DAVIDInitiative]

Yogurt is not a finger food.

[Tareltonlives]

I love the expression on the beggar's face when the man-bear shows up "NOW SHUT UP"

"And now a bag over the head completes the look" "It's like having Andrea Dworkin make you over"

The makeover for the stepsister is really not helping....at all

[kerplop]

She's got that healthy clown glow.

[kerplop]

And he falls right on bear plop.

[rubiesncreme]

You know, the actual fate of Babe was much, much worse: his corpse was used for gruesome sound effects by Troma. Not kidding.

[EternalGuardian07]

I didn't know there were still that many landmines in Narnia!

[sinkingswamp]

"good morning little flowers, little flowers on the stump"

yeah, you got the money?

[CoryTE]

I forgot to read the fine runes!

[loveupskies]

"It's funny if you think about it"

I laughed so hard the way he said it. Hilarious.

[fads90]

here we see the children are running from what appears to be pedobear

[Tareltonlives]

@fads90 I never thought of it like that. Now it's even funnier.

[ChaoticYak]

I should have married him. I'm getting so old!

As the Easter egg hunt goes into its 48th week...

[jahjirahcooper]

Even though it's cute.....why are the bears picking up those huge mushroom ottomans?

[gruntfan91]

"Now shut up!"

[neosoc]

"mmmm get me some french-fried potaters, mmmmmm" what's that from?

[MagicalTrumpy]

@neosoc his imitating billy bob thorton in sling blade.

[alaskaTrobot]

"regain your sight and and grow your leg back!!"

[ReijiThePhantom]

"She's got that healthy clown glow."

[cakes122387]

mike: "charlie was close, i could feel it"

[psyclone7]

Lady GaGa @ 7:23

[CarolinaOcelot]

It's like having Andrea Dworkin make you over.

[singitjohnny]

Okay, the question about the braid in Russian culture has been pretty much answered. Now: what's up with the emphasis on eyebrows? Ugly Stepsister made Ugly Stepmother white out Nanstenka's eyebrows, while hers seem to have been darkened.

Man, this movie just emphasizes how much fairytales flat-out do not make sense.

[s1lverfalcon]

"You are a queen...in that you look like Freddy Mercury."

Wow, what an insult to Freddy.

[Amack2]

Babe! NOOOOOOOO!

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

The girl has a very cute face

[wasthereshiny]

The bots making fun of the Mushroom guy's voice gets me every time. Meh ehe ehe emehee

[sillygrl23]

I always thought that was so cute when the baby bears would take the mushrooms....why I don't know. But still so cute :)

[porknbeans1977]

"...take this back to the lab, see if it's edible or not...."

Their "awww"'s are so adorable!!

[BouncingFerretFilms]

3:29 If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

If you go down to the woods today, you'd better go in disguise

for ev'ry bear that ever there was, will gather here for certain, because

Today's the day the Teddy Bears Have their picnic.

[ChaoticYak]

Um, Ricola?

Okay...I don't get it. What's up with the bears pulling up the mushrooms?

[Rafflefull]

Also, that old lady is creepy as hell.

[HylianLycan]

I think I laughed the hardest at this one.

I lost it at that deep voiced "I am pretty hot aren't I?"

[Nazgul001]

"In that you look like Freddie Mercury"....hilarious.

[Firesidetalker]

That is a lot of "run from bear" extras.

[Rafflefull]

"You are a QUEEN!"

"In that you look like Freddie Mercury."

[RachelSummers777]

@Rafflefull That made me lol too...RIP Freddy Mercury.

[Rafflefull]

@RachelSummers777 Amen.

[ManaAdvent]

"Well, she shouldn't cry. There's always Jerry Lee Lewis or Jerry Seinfeld or Ben Kingsley."

"When animals attack."

"Now it'll go into slow motion and you'll hear Barber's Adagio for Strings as he tears them apart."

"So what? Are we looking for Waldo here? What?"

"Why is she putting Bisquick on her face?"

"And now a bag over the head completes the look!"

"It's like bear transit!"

[ghostsmask]

Is the evil stepmother related to Tor Johnson?

...is she Tor Johnson?

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I'm sorry but wasn't this movie called Jack Frost? what does that have to do with this Russian fairytale stuff?

[HouseOnSunset]

@SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6 What the hell are you blabbering about?

[GusF]

"Forgive me, Father Mushroom. Forgive me please!"

If I had a nickel for every time I said that.

[GhostRiderBaby88]

mike in deep voice-"yeah i am pretty hot aren't i?

"and now a bag over the head completes the look."

"babe!!! *cries*"

[Tareltonlives]

Mushroom hat midget is making fun of someone. Has to be the first time.

She's cute, but anyone who has conversations with flowers deserves a guy who got tricked by a mushroom

"Why are you so mean to me, Tanta Ernest Borgnine?"

"And now a bag over the head completely the look"

"You are a queen!" "In that you look like Freddy Mercury" "She should just start over from gene one"

[boiledcrap]

Lady: That's alright, we'll have a look at the other one if you don't mind.

AKA Shut up burger queen

[InterEDGE]

in the description bar it says "no description available". i think thats actually a good way to sum up this movie.

[AnnoyingSquib]

4:15

I died laughing!

[fathermckenzie1]

Ahh, bite me, Wok-head!

[ChaoticYak]

Our lawyers have advised us not to comment.

[rocktobercock]

how do I keep the player on full screen as it changes videos on "play all"?

[86thPatriot]

CRIPPLE:"A WEREWOLF! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

MIKE:"Regain your sight and grow your leg back!"

[moewron]

@86thPatriot I think the "joke" from the movie was the beggar wasn't really a begger but a conman. Notice the quote marks around the word joke.

[neosoc]

Beauty consultant, Mrs. Krushchev LOL!

[imamdave]

delayed reaction syndrome........lol

[jettvixen]

"I am pretty hot, aren't I" LOL!

[Tex2Nova]

"It's a Burger King birthday crown!"

[asugar]

What did the ape ask the brain guy?

He asked a question that brain guy answered with something like "Oh yes, trillions.", but I can't understand what he was actually asking.

His mask makes it hard to hear.

[MagicalTrumpy]

He asks "are there pictures"

[Amack2]

BABE! NO!

[lexiethenerd]

"Hello? Russo-Finnish co-production?"

One of my favorite lines ever.

[GunshyPigeon]

munchen guzzle?? what the hell!

really.. what the hell?

[snikt2k10]

What a loser. He's was like, "teach me Captain Shroom," or whatever, "teach me to be reasonable" but then he goes and stops listening ten seconds later, and runs off after completely forgeting everything he just begged for.

... ugh, nevermind..

[IKissllamas]

Yeah, leave the braid on! She's more portable! XD

[changyimei]

"Eww what i'm I kneeling in?" :XD

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh didn't know there were that many landmines left in narnia! haha

A werewolf! A werewolf! A werebear actually.

Well I am pretty hot aren't I! Bleeah...

[s1lverfalcon]

Not a warwilf?

[CharlestonChica]

Hey, don't insult Freddie Mercury when the man can't defend himself!

[lonelysith66]

"Delayed Reaction Syndrome."

I think that the Ambers from BGC season 3 have this.

XD

[lonelysith66]

3:24 - 3:51 - Cuteness overload!

<3 :D <3

[blakiecakes419]

"There's a sale on bubushkas at bloomingdales!"

[AuburnRed1]

Our lawyers have advised us not to comment. :D MST3K make fairy tales funny! :D

WHAT KIND OF BEAR AM I???

[ElveeKaye]

Seems like asking flowers for advice isn't a good idea, since they can only answer with either "yes" or "no."

That kid picked a REALLY dumb place to do his begging. It's the middle of a forest, how many passers-by is he going to meet? Remember, kids, when it comes to panhandling, location is important!

[AuburnRed1]

@ElveeKaye

Maybe he's asking for charity from the tree. :D

[tabguy14]

"How NOT to be seen." gotta love Monty python references...

Babe!

Didn't know there were that many landmines left in narnia...

Hahaha

[dilemma08]

"Do I crap in the woods?"

I almost choked on my ice cream with that. XD

[sspdirect02]

3:46

Hurry, the DNR is coming! Load'em off the truck and get out of here!

[killersushi88]

what does the braid signify in russian culture? i've been seeing old pictures with women having braids like that as well, and i'm just curious.

[ZeldaQueen64]

I *think* it is symbolic of maidenhood but I might be mistaken. It could just be standard for young women.

And I know Vasalisa from the Russian fairy tales is drawn like that and Nasika probably was based off of her.

[AuburnRed1]

@killersushi88

According to my book Symbols and Signs, braided hair in Russia was symbolic of a woman's status in life. Only her husband was allowed to see her unbraided and her hair down. So, I'm guessing in cutting Nastenka's (sp?) it would have made her unmarriagable.

[NUTCASE71733]

@AuburnRed1

I beleive the chinese had a similar beleif system too. Braided hair was a sign of honor and respect amongst men.

[Tareltonlives]

@killersushi88 Well, in Poland how many braids a woman has shows whether she's married-one for unmarried, two for married.

[ImpureContagion]

"I am pretty hot aren't I?"

"And now a bag over the head completes the look"

"BABE!!"

hahaha

[Metalchick36]

"Yogurt is not a finger food"

"Why is she putting bisquik on her face?"

"It's a burger king birthday crown"

I love that scene! LOL!

[LyndaHudson]

"There's a sale on babushkas at Bloomingdale...ski's." This is one of my all time favorite MST 3K episodes.

[claytonrhuner]

Nice Platoon reference at about 2:56

[thefuzzyhat]

8:24 Man, Anastasia's really let herself go.

[Applemask]

Here's a copper, now SHUT UP

[im5150247]

Hay, it's Led Zeppelin 4 @ 8:36 !!

[bloodrunsclear]

Hmm...didn't know there were that many landmines left in Narnia O_o

[makouse]

oddly prophetic, no???

[somefucktupshit]

LMFAO at Cro at 7:58 "And now a bag over the head completes the look" Thats funny as hell.

[ktiscaffeinated]

i love the scene with the beggar kid. i've watched it so many times and still don't know what's going on. what was the kid doing begging in the middle of the woods? was he pretending to be blind and crippled? if so, why wasn't he begging somewhere with more people? i'm guessing the filmmakers just forgot that he was supposed to be blind and crippled, but i have no idea. love love love it.

[MagicalTrumpy]

Well, he is panhandling and faking being blind and crippled. so the joke is he sees Ivan (even though he is pretending to we blind) and is scared and runs off with prefectly fine legs. Why is he begging in the middle of freakin' NOWHERE? I have no idea...

[foxmcleod64]

@MagicalTrumpy It looks like he is panhandling along a path so its not too different from seeing panhandlers/hitchhikers located on an interchange on the outskirts of larger cities here in the states.

[skwervo]

If you look at the distant shot, he's sitting by the side of a road.

[sillygrl23]

@skwervo Looks like he should have moved his "business" a bit closer to the road it looks like. lol

[dresden51]

"You know, back when they didn't know about costuming, they actually had to find a half-man/half-bear."

[buffypython]

"How not to be seen." XD

"Our lawyers have advised us not to talk."

"Why is she putting Bisquick on her face?"

9:41 - the lady looks like Professor McGonagall

This is a weeeeeird movie, but kinda good.

[HouseOnSunset]

Aww... I used to watch this as a kid in Russia and I LOVED this movie... It did scare me on some occasions, though.

[lysis28]

I LOVE the talking flowers! 4:59

[kreugerpranka]

She sounds a lot like Yuna from Final Fantasy X

[BeeDub57]

"Delayed reaction syndrome."

[Mandi7882]

This is funny s heck. Thanks so much for posting!

[Katiedid724]

"Yeah! Bite me wok head!"

[livinintwilightzone]

"Yeah I am pretty hot, aren't I?"

[Adamguy2003]

Stepmother: "You are a queen!"

Mike: "In that you look like Freddie Mercury."

[ninja9876543210]

"Didn't know there were that many land mines left in Narnia."

[Ayria]

This episode is amazing!

"Chernobyl's exploding again, let's go watch!"

[Adamguy2003]

Yeah, it's one of my all- time favorites!

The best episodes of MST3K are the ones which parody fantasy films, because they offer so much good riffing material!

[MattChrisF]

Revenge of the baby bears from "Catching Trouble"! They're there to steal their mushrooms!

[ShinyRayquaza2]

*cut to a fried piglet on the table*

Servo: BABE! NOOOOOOOO!!!

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Nastenka: Good morning, little flowers, little flowers on the stone.

Crow: *gruff voice* Yeah, you got the money?!

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Alfalfa's greatest role"

[animegrrl5k]

-what good deeds can i do for you?

-well, you can stop crapping on our playground for one.

[NUTCASE71733]

Mmmmm, get me some french fried p'taters...mmmmmm

[potcallingkettle]

"Do I crap in the woods?"

"As the Easter egg hunt goes into its 48th week..."

"Ah, the perfect speaker stand, finally. And here's that footstool I always wanted."

"Our lawyers have advised us not to comment."

"It's a Burger King birthday crown."

[faithquestions]

"oh didn't know there were that many land mines left in narnia." lol

[superspiderspy]

This is perhaps the trippiest movie they've ever watched...

[LunaMoth116]

One problem of adapting fairy tales to film. 8-)