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  • all trolls on youtube r hermits!

  • It's a good thing we're smarter than this now. Can you imagine if people like those in that crowd had a chance at being elected to lead a country?

  • "If you could just be quiet for another 5 minutes", hahahahahaha

  • Those are my juneberry bushes!

  • I would feel sorry if there was a small child right under his wrecking balls. <-----(failed TF: ROTF Devastator reverence)

  • That guy is jesus

  • 2:58 balls

  • Now...FUCK OFF!!! ...How should we fuck off oh messiah? LMFAO!

  • Oh I know you're the Messiah, and I've followed a few!

  • 1:42 is my favorite thing ever

  • "how should we fuck off oh lord?" gives me an orgasm every time, oh yes!

  • 4: 42 imagine the one who was right under his nuts >_<

  • Alright, I am the Messiah! Now FUCK OFF!

  • Why am I getting pregnancy, and birthing suggestions next to this video. o.0

  • @andyt1313

    Monty Python clips; they made fun of more things than religion.

  • @corrupt1user yeah they have a real talent for pissing people off and still being funny. monty python ftw

  • This and knights of the holy grail, were my childhood

  • 1820 people respect this video 39 people need to get a life

  • "How shall we fuck off 'O' Lord?"

  • I love life of brain

  • Poor innocent hermit.

  • i remember a song it was like im not dead yet and it was made in wow and from the scene in monthy pynthon i wish i remembered the name of the song

  • 39 people saw the hermit's nuts

  • A NON BELIEVER!!!!!!

  • 2:59 HAWT!

  • SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you are sick of the highest rated comments always being quotes from the clip WE JUST WATCHED!!!

  • @DeMause Imagine you'd just been to the movies with your friends, you're outside the cinema talking. You say: "Haha yeah you know that part when they said [quote from movie], I thought that was hilarious". Then suddenly out of nowhere some guy comes up to you and says "Hey fuck you, don't quote characters from the movie". You'd probably be like "???"

  • @snehesten don't mind people quoting it so much, it's just that they always get the highest rated that vexes me

  • run brian run

  • 2000 years of religions summed up in 5 minutes... i take my hat up to these guys... "AN UNBELIEVER ! KILL THE HERETIC !"

  • @Tonin41992 do you believe in god? - no - *BOOM* dead. YOU believe in god? - yes - do you believe in MY god? - no - *BOOM* dead. MY god has a bigger dick than YOUR god.

  • @Tonin41992 if thats all you understand about religion then you my friend are woefully ignorant

  • @bombindahcity Yes that's all I understand about religion, even if I have been raised in catholic values. But that's because I never understood one point: how a religion teaching such things as "love thy neighbour" or "when somebody slaps you on one cheek then give him the other one", could commit such crimes (ie: during the Inquisition). That doesn't seem like a religion of Love to me... Sorry, but that's just my opinion and i would understand if you disagree, but please "Leave me alone".

  • @Tonin41992 whatpeople fail to consider is that all these evils such as the inquisition where done hundreds of years ago. These evils were done for money, power, and control, and they did it in the name of god so that they could not be held to any standard because they were using THE standard (supposed word of god)

    99.9% of all christian and muslim people have lived peacefull, happy lives worshipping their god, but the evil actions of that micro minority have smeared our name forever.

  • @bombindahcity That was not a micro minority as you said and that's the problem. I live in a country (France) that suffered a lot of those war with muslim, Templar, catharists,protestant, jews. Maybe you've heard about the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre ?

    Anyway, even without those horrible things, i don't like being ruled by something i can't see or be sured it exists (as St Thomas), that maybe stupid and silly but that's just me. I prefer a more philosophical and "spiritual" way of thinking.

  • @Tonin41992 i understand. I respet your beleifs (even though i think them to be wrong) Just remember that christiantiy and islam and judaism at their cores teach about peace and tolerance, and all the evils done in their name were done for personal gain. The micro minority of evil worshipers mislead thousands of others in the name of their god in events such as the crusades. So don;t beleive if you like, but just understand that beleif in a higher power is a good thing at heart, not an evil one.

  • @bombindahcity Actually their core is disputable and everything depends on how you want to look at it. Really modern christianity (at least in belgium) has nothing to do with the bible, most even haven't read it at all. They basically say well we value X,Y and Z and well there happens to be a parabel that looks like it is preaching to value X,Y and Z so it's a christian value.

  • @bombindahcity yes, evil will exist whether people believe in God or not.

  • @Tonin41992 shut up about religion!!!!! just enjoy the clip, dont have an argument about it!

  • @jecka1982 I don't have an argument about it, calm down ! I'm just saying that Monthy Python are geniuses with this scene and this guy disagree... Can I express what I think of this clip ? Thank you, Master of Youtube's democracy....

  • @bombindahcity shut up about religion! just enjoy the clip. dont hav an argument about it. whats the point??!!!

  • lmao 

  • Being one of the few people who have read the bible this is so funny and rather close .its a miracle .

  • Everyone has their favorite bit, for me it's the way he says the word "honestly." Whenever I explain to someone that the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist, that the earth really is round, and that black is not equal to white I wish I could append to my words ", honestly" exactly the way he says it. If the facts wont persuade people, what is left but a convincing tone of voice. The way he communicates total sincerity with just that one word is amazing. He really is their best actor.

  • how should we fuck off o lord?? xD

  • 38 people should really FUCK OFF.

  • this really sums up relgions LOL if i spelled that correct lol

  • "You are the Messiah, I should know, I followed a few". simply brilliant.

  • KIL LTHE HERETIC awww now it just sounds like the bible.

  • @BillyT4evr you bet :D

  • HOW SHOULD WE FUCK OFF, MY LORD!?

  • Imagine if Cleese was there instead of Graham.

  • I was blind, now I can seeeeee- *falls into hole*

  • water A: He is a naughty boy.

    water B: He is not heavy, he is my brother(mature深思熟慮/wiser/充滿智慧的­).

  • Useless Tidbit of Trivia: Terry Jones appeared nude more than any other Python. Thank you, Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD Collection!

  • I was blind and now I can see!!!

  • An unbeliever! Persecute!

  • .....The fuck is there a "dog birth" video related to this?

  • @Vault101Reject just noticed that :D

  • that was hilarios!!

  • Rofl

  • HAHAHHA

  • All of the Monty Python guys either went to Oxford or Cambridge

  • @monkeymerchant72 What's your point?

  • one of my favorite movies

  • whats the name of this movie?

  • @teo1000t Life of Brian. One of the greatest movies to ever be made surely. So unbelievably intelligent. So exact in depicting Christianity. It could very well be the greatest movie ever made.

  • @teo1000t the life of brian.. enjoy

  • "how shall we fuck off O Lord"

    LMAO

  • haha this is probley whot happen in riral time:P.... haha so funy ppl belives in som god:P

  • MY JUNIPER BUSHES

  • "An UNBELIEVER!! KILL THE HERETIC!!" LMFAO, story of religions told in 5 minutes

  • Imagine Jesus saying that.......

  • @GeorgeBushRocks558 I am too & I agree with you. But even if it is anti-christian, it's still one of the funniest.

  • @Lightmane321

    It criticizes Christianity for all it's hypocrisy and many streams that just can't agree about anything (cfr. the shoe and the pumpkin). I wouldn't go as far as calling it anti-Christian, but one of the main plot elements of the movie is definitely how ridiculous religion is.

  • I want to see this entire movie now... it's just funny how mass hysteria could cause a cult

  • "Give us a sign!!!"

    "He has given us a sign! He has brought us to this place!!"

    "I didnt bring you here, you just followed me!"

    "OHH its still a good sign by any standard!!"

  • I think I saw his nuts O.O 

  • @Mestrerui44 u perv

  • @Mestrerui44 You did :)

  • @Mestrerui44 You did x3

  • @Mestrerui44

    min 3:00.... ghghghgh

  • @Mestrerui44: well that's not uncommon for Monty Python.

  • "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

  • *Old man singing*

    *Brian and old man see the crowd*

    *Both duck down*

  • Kill the heretic!! >=D

  • I am surprised that YouTube hasn't banned this video honestly. I mean come on you see the hermit's balls jumping about and whatnot around 2:57 !

  • 32 people are hermits.

  • Only the true messiah denies his divinity!

  • "I have been silent for 18 years and you shhh me?!" lol

  • How shall we fuck off oh lord?

  • Lord...I am infected by a bald patch! Lmao. That line cracks me up

  • one of the best scenes in the movie.its pity so many people do not get it.blind worship worship is the bane of of all civilisation.we are all individual we are all different we have got to work it out all ourselves.

  • Steps to happiness.

    Skip to 3:07

    Repeat this process LMAO!

  • This crowd reminds me a of a few actual religious groups.

  • alright! im the messiah! .........He's the messiah!

  • @Bestmanme08 Benny Hill is funny the same way farting noisily is funny. MP is funny in a very sophisticated way with lots of depth to it and even a message. Something I fail to detect in Benny Hill. Guess it tells that all MP members have attended university, just like Rowan, Fry and that entire crew of comedians.

    It takes some intelligence to understand the depth and sophistication of those comedians, in contrast to Benny Hill.

    Tells something about those who prefers one over the other.

  • @Bestmanme08

    And about half of Britain, as well as many people in America who understand British humour, believe that the Pythons are the greatest comedians in the world.

  • @Bestmanme08 You must be a sad, sad human being.

  • this could very well be the true story :)

  • "There is no food in this high mountain!" "What about these juniper bushes over there?" "A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE!!!" "I say these are my juniper bushes!!" This cracks me up every single time :D I am Christian but I do not feel offended at all! This film is a masterpiece of brilliant, witted and intelligent comedy, one of my favourites!

  • @DerPortugiese15 I am actually thinking of making a class out of this movie for my Sunday students.

  • i belive this is what happened truely hahahahahahahahaha

  • The true story of jesus

  • How shall we fuck off, O lord? :D

  • hahahahaha yo can see the naked dudes nuts XD XD XD

  • Oh i wanted to scream and shout my name out

    *screams and shouts then sees the crowd* O.O

  • how should we fuck off oh lord?

  • NAKED BEARDY OLD MAN

  • @1:28

    ROFLMFAO XD

  • Oh FUCK OFF!

    How should we fuck off oh, lord?

  • 31 are non believers!!! kill them!!!

  • Brilliant clip....

  • how shall we fuck off oh lord?

  • I might as well enjoy myself! The last 18 years I wanted shout, sing, and scream my name out! IM ALIVE! IM ALIVE! HELLO BIRDS! HELLO TREES! IM ALIVE!

    xD

  • An unbeliever! Persecute! Kill the Heretic! XD

  • Followers - He is! He is the Messiah!

    Brian - Now, FUCK OFF!!!

    Followers [Awkward silence] O.O

  • @MysteriousOwl93 Its hilarious when that guy is like "How should we fuck off, O Lord?" XD

  • @MysteriousOwl93 How shall we fuck off oh Lord?

  • @MysteriousOwl93 How shall we fuck off, oh lord?

  • @MysteriousOwl93 Follower: How should we fuck off oh Lord?

  • i was blind and now i can see!

    *crash*

  • How shall we Fuck Off Lord?

  • :) thats probably the way it actual went down...

  • "I say you are Lord,and I should know I followed a few!"

  • A MIRACLE!

    A MIRACLE!

  • @Cubarted Only the true messaire denies his dfivinity...

    hanks for the words of wisdom..

  • "the master has healed me!!!!"

    "I didn't touch him!!!" LOL

  • pause at 2:58

  • Monty Python never gets old. Good stuff :)

  • "Now,fuck off!!!"

    "How shall we fuck off my lord?"

    lol,good stuff!

  • Lovely how they mock christians

  • @paddotk Its fucking great, isnt it? i love how monty python mocks the fuck out of every religeon. makes the best jokes.

  • Shouldn't everyone be commenting on how hilarious this movie is? NOT ARGUING ABOUT RELIGION! I'm Christian, yet I love this movie because I know it's not meant to be taken seriously! SO SHUT UP!

  • Hava nagila! hava nagila! I'm alive I'm alive! hello bird! hello tree! I'm alive!

  • Look, I came here to watch a funny video by Monty Python. So please, shut up. Your religion is making my ears bleed. @__@

  • I wouldn't mind if this happens to me, so I can stop all your religious bullshit.

  • You guys, this is not the place to discuss beliefs and religion. We all came here to enjoy one of the funniest parts in "The Life of Brian". So fuck off!

    (Silence)

    How shall we fuck off?

  • umm, i just like comedy. is that ok?

  • 3:10-3:15 gets me every time

  • "I say! Those are MY juniper bushes!"

    LoLoLoL

  • How should we fuck off oh lord?

  • @rushkagon Ahahahaha!

  • @rushkagon

    Those dots must have been sprinkles of Bolivian cocaine, That you connected by sucking up your nostril.

  • @rushkagon You know what I came here to have a good laugh at the video

    NOT TO WASTE TIME HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY NEEDS TO SEE A SHRINK OR TIME IN REHAB!!

  • @Obasiliasfilosofos

    Standard response from a LOBOTOMIZED DRONE that believe EVERYTHING the system throws at them.

    I consider that a compliment actually and it also proves you havent absorbed anything i have told you which indicates your LOW INTELLIGENCE.

    You are incapable of engaging me in dialogue because like most 'atheists' your standard responses are MONOSYLLABIC BABBLE.

    Dont throw scorn at people and expect them to accept it.

    FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT.

  • @rushkagon

    this has been quite amusing

    So far you have demonstrated in every post you've ever made with myself and others that civil intelligent discussion is impossible to have with you, I am only communicating in the same manner that you do

  • @rushkagon

    Once Again are you a comic genius or a real serious "truther nut".

    which is it?

  • @rushkagon Shut the fuck up you arrogant basterd

  • @rushkagon Haha. This is so funny to read. You represent exactly what makes these fervant, blind followers in the video so ridiculous, in that you just assume and make up motives to fill the gaps in a world that would otherwise seem random or rather pointless to you. There is a medical term for this.

  • 'The world is a random set of occurrences with no specific agenda' and anyone who criticises the Order that teaches such falsehood is a 'conspiracy nutjob', 'hater', 'antisemite' 'religious bigot' or 'in need of professional help'.

    This is exactly what your Rothschild masters want you to believe in their bid to destroy our liberties and pave the way for their ONE WORLD COMMUNIST TYRANNY.

    You, like most of the drones on this page are a LOBOTOMIZED DRONE.

    Now go fuck yourself you slag.

  • @dujl

    What plebs like you dont seem to grasp is that this world is run by Satanists. Talmudists to be precise that since 1776 have waged war after war after war to undermine faith in God. They fomented the French Revolution, Russian Revolution, WW1 and 2 now they are doing WW3 destroying the SOVEREIGNTY OF ALL NATIONS for a Communist tyranny under Lucifer, their 'god'.

    While morons like you sleep the BIG BROTHER POLICE STATE is being built up all around you.

    Lets see where god bashing gets us!

  • @dujl

    Dont get me wrong i am a big Monty Python fan and love this movie. I was merely responding to another LOBOTOMIZED MEDIA DRONE that posted some monosyllabic comments on my page and then blocked me from responding.

    This fucking infuriates me as it shows cowardice and inability to have dialogue.

    So i found a page where he was on and proceeded to take this fucker apart with a little help from my friends.

    It was not my intention to spoil the fun ok.

    My apologies if i have.

  • @rushkagon No of course not, in fact your contribution is quite entertaining to me, so I guess a thanks for the laughs is in order.

  • @rushkagon I've done that before.  Can't stand bloody cowards like that!

  • @MysticKevin10

    ATHEISM = RELIGION . MORON

  • @MysticKevin10 MysticKevin = Jewish faggot sucks on black mans cock.

  • MysticKevin = FAGGOT

  • @MysticKevin10

    MysticKevin = CUNT.

    You take it up the arse and you love it like every other Jewish atheist coward here.

    The fact that you have serious insecurities about Christians leads me to believe you might be Islamic or a member of the Sufi Mystic Sect.

    Either way you are a CUNT.

  • @MysticKevin10 I could rant for hours about how the bible is wrong and/or fake.

    Such as its story an creation and general things like how people become Christians, they become Christians because of fear. Fear that they will burn in hell if they do not become Christians, God is described to be in a throne of fire seems tyranical to me, they say he is all powerful and controls everything.

    If god is all powerful and doesn't want us to sin, then why dosen't he make it impossible to sin?