Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets

[crazyunkle]

54 people love Hot Pockets!

[TheSweetteen16]

im eating a hotpocket right now

[speedball1919]

3:20 hahaahaha

[ov3nm1th34d]

Diarrhea pocket, flush pocket, dead pocket

[jbruce22222]

1:37...that persons laugh is fucked up

[astrejoe]

Even if you live in Europe and you have no idea what a hot pocket is.... it's still funny

[1000000diamonds]

i just ate a hot pocket and . . . "my back hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrts"

[MFRoosy16]

hot pockets are shit. whenever i eat them they take 30 minutes to cool down cause they are SO HOT pisses me off.

[NoobsOnMyTeam]

I just ate a hot pocket and i thought of this routine. Am i going to die? hahaha

[TheHannahandSarah]

Deeeeeead pocket.

[bradleyaustinspurlin]

The people who dislike work for hot pocket

[RBFF123]

There is the vegetarian hot pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat and still get diarrhea...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[shadamyluffa123]

but i actually like hot pockets |D

[hippogriffgirl]

I like the part where he say FLUSH POCKET!!

[SkynyrdTim]

I just ate a hot pocket while watching this video. It was a mesquite BBQ chicken Lean Hot Pocket with pretzel bread. Yes, it was as nasty as it sounds! Lava hot inside and the pretzel bread pocket leaked boiling hot barbecue sauce all over my hand! HOT POCKET!

[SuperEdan]

I didnt even smiled

[TimothyADonaghue]

I admit I laughed out loud at "it's a hot pocket in a hot pocket". Hahaha

[hunterinthebushes97]

Lean Pockets actually arent that bad, I had one a month ago

and I'm still stuck on the toilet all day :) LOL

[Wolfblade130]

DEEEEAAAAAD!!!!! pockeeet...

[Tommieb86]

1:38 - it wasn't that funny.

[Phishboy26]

@Tommieb86 Marijuana my friend. 

[sliverbrea]

@Phishboy26 marijuana. My friend.



[NightRiderXDX3XP]

@Tommieb86 how can you say that, it was hilarious x3

[samdiego]

It's always food with him. It's so funny though

[gking407]

Yes he jokes about food a lot but he's so funny, love this Austin show.

[Jeroic9]

@gking407 I love the food jokes. Food is a universal experience!

[buffyslayer30]

funny.

[24dolph]

They came out with the breakfast hot pocket "FINALLY"!!

[dave1sfx]

Press 8 for "Dead Pocket!"

[gardylou66]

Check out my Facebook page, it is all there in glorious monotone.

[gardylou66]

I am white trash too but I have never eaten a hot pocket?? I hope that won't mean I loose my professional white trash status. I still drink too much, went to prison and have sex with people I don't really know. Hmmmm.. now that I think about it I will retain my pro status.

[bleedsgreenallday]

@gardylou66 wow your whole life story in 45 words.

[jman5468910]

good to see im not the only white trash here.

[nathanwtp95]

Goes through you like a sloth blehhh lol

[mrstuffguyz]

i'm directly related to the guy who created the hot pocket jingle... but i still laughed so hard when i heard this.

[toolff83]

"Are you saying meow?"

[gunsnrosesnslash]

47 people had a hot pocket before they watched this

[PillClinton19]

Meatball Mozzarella and BBQ killing the frozen food game lol

[itsjustbivins]

This video is my favorite one OF ALL!!

[Trax0r1]

47 people like Hot Pockets.

[alexwohlbruck1]

lol it burned by tounge this morning

[comsewogue4life]

that was some funny shiznit

[toolff83]

I had one of those Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls the other day and was on the bowl for a full half hour shitting it back out.

[darkside1041]

flush pocket!!!!!!!



[Canichenoir]

Not poor, just can't cook

[monster100000000]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~­~~~~~~€ gotcha

[mrlope333]

@kasai999000 your a bitch .this guy makes more money than your mom on a Friday night

[88fanforlife]

ironically enough its because of this skit that made me like hot pockets

[RossWyatt]

Meh, I'm proud of my redneck...heritage whatever

[CHETTHEWIZARD]

@ut00ber56

me too bro, me too.

[videogamemaniac83]

My hot pocket has one minute left..... *one minute later* YAY ITS DONE! *ten seconds later* MY MOUTH!!!!! *Ten minutes later* Wait I just ate a hot pocket?

[heylamma2]

i wonder what the hot pocket company thinks of this routine...

[UpsetRogue]

WARNING!!!! YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS!!!!!

[Mblaine24]

The 45 dislikes are nascar fans, trailer trash, and employee s of hot pocket manufacturing inc. llc.

[Shadow7787]

omg

Hot Pockets = Patrick Warburton's idea

[Trogdor003]

thats why i eat Tony's pizza pockets... sooo goood

[Samples26]

me to



[ylfriends]

Meixico - Paquete Caliente!

[toolff83]

I put some nasty meat between two pop tarts and it actually tasted better than a hot pocket.

[WalkthroughMaker7]

HEY I GOT AN IDEA! HOW BOUT WE GET A POPTART AND FILL IT WITH NASTY MEAT THEN YOU DUNK IT IN THE TOILET! Guy : "Whadda got on the song Bill?" Bill : "Uhh... Ho-ot pocket..." Guy : "That's very good. Now what are we gonna run in Mexico?" Bill : Qulienta pocket!

Oh god Jim, your even funnier than the dirty guys, and your clean! I love you Jim! I WANNA BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP!

[Cocad12]

pope pocket

[kasai999000]

someone suggested this to me, this guy shouldn't be a comedian, he sucks.

[supersuper841]

hot pocket in a hot pocket? HOTPOCKETCEPTION.

[rosethorns77]

@supersuper841 i get it

[MrMoosehammer]

Man. I wounder if I can see him live or where to go to find out!!

[HayForr065]

Resentaly they introduced the breakfast hot pocket. FINALY! I can't think of a better way to start the day. Goooodd moooorrnnninngg you're about to call in sick. Hooottt Poocketttss.

[JaneMalice]

Never gets old

[theflyingflea]

"You can have a hot pocket for breakfast, a hot pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner."

I just laughed my ass off too much and woke up the baby. XD ...Damn.

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! I can make it snow now!

[AbbyShoreez]

Lizzeyreylo, he does it as an encore

[ophelius111]

1:36 Hyenas

[lizzeyreylo]

Yay! I'm going to go see him live, i hope he does this bit! :)

[OMGItsLenzy]

*WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS*

Hope your drunk or heading home to a trailer.

You hillbilly enjoy the next nascar event.

hhaaahha lmmfffaoo :D this guys a genuis X)

[OldieMusicMan]

I've seen this clip a million times . . . and I'm still laughing my ass off at it.

[1000000diamonds]

@OldieMusicMan same here

[metalpirate556]

1 in 100 white trash will die this year from hot pockets.

[mulanthehedgehog]

This is hilarious because I once ate a hot pocket and I was so sick I couldn't even move

[TheZaphra]

Hot pockets really are gross. If you think about it it kind of looks like someone threw up in a pastry, put it in a sleeve thing and dunked it in the toilet.

[1994evol]

UNDER 500,000 VIEWS??? WTF!?

[whatchagondo45]

eatin a pizza hot pocket, with ranch dressing, while in my trailer. legit...

[GmoneyLOV]

"How about we take a pop tart and fill it with nasty meat." LoL XD !!!

[NoHeadsProduction]

Lost my shit at Dead Pocket xD

[littlemisshonkytonk2]

45 people had a diarrhea pocket

[JHwang29]

Theres also a veg pocket for those who dont want to eat meat but still will like to have dierriah

TEEHEE

SO FUNNY

[JHwang29]

FUNNY!!!!!!!

[LesbiansOnWednesdays]

Have u tried the hot pocket hot pocket? its a hot pocket inside of a hot pocket. it taste just like a hot pocket.

[toolff83]

He reminded me I gotta clean my microwave.

[9603lka]

"Will it burn my mouth?" "it'll destroy your mouth".  LOL

[ShadeDravinas]

I showed this one skit by him to everyone in my Unit while deployed, not one person didnt crack a smile or die laughing. Especially on, "It'll destroy your mouth" If you guys only knew the comments that flared up from that one line

[Rimm76294]

@ShadeDravinas Is "That's what she said" one of em? Cuz i heard that one multiple times in my basic geometry class. And yes, our teacher showed us it lmao

[showjumpingirl21]

ever tried a toaster scrambler? those are 20 times worse.

[Brofused]

I deep fried a Hot Pocket the other day.. that was ill advised.....

[N8annchris9]

It taste just like a hotpocket

[uJustGotPwnedLol]

I'm eating a pizza hot pocket right now :D

[XxMirrellexX]

"dead pocket" XD

[ut00ber56]

I was actually eating a hot pocket while watching this.

[berg11199]

@ut00ber56 me too! but it made me regret eating it.......

[1994evol]

I just know two stoners came up with the hot pocket!

[1994evol]

Really only 419,583 watched this gem? WTF??!!!

[IllusionOfFaith]

sooo.. I was watching this while eating a hot pocket.

I am SO cool ;]

[theFFVIguy]

42 people like NASCAR

[UnkelNoodle]

"Will it burn my mouth?'

"It will destroy your mouth."

[113000816]

Diarrhea pocket

[toolff83]

I wonder if the company that makes Hot Pockets ever considered paying Gaffigan hush money to stop his routine or hiring someone to rub him out.

[1994evol]

@toolff83 Probably lol!

[Niklas13S]

- "Will it burn my mouth?"

- "It will destroy your mouth" xD laughin so damm hard!!!

[trioxyz7]

You can have a hot pocket for breakfast, hot pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner!

[beezilla87]

What are they gonna call it in Mexico??? ♫♪caliente pocket♫♬

....you got a gift my friend. BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[AllStarSportsGirl12]

Deaaad Pockkeeett ;)

[AllStarSportsGirl12]

40 people like hot pockets...

[MultiRhinoman]

I almost died of laughter, LOL

[rainepanda]

the lady in the red is having a fit

[zarakon]

The last 3 seconds of it kills me

[magictruitt]

1:37

[transfrmpnguinz]

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOT POCKETS SO MUCH SO WE PUT A HOT POCKET INSIDE A HOT POCKET SO YOU CAN RUB IT ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOUR RUB IT ON YOUR FACE.

[Hudson380]

Uhh uhh hot pockets, that's good. Lol

[vta1985]

Its even funnier with the captions on.

[VampirPrincessSquidy]

40 people were eating a Hot Pocket while watching this video.

[DanieLatzanich]

how the heck do I see this guy live?

[brianDude66613]

@DanieLatzanich he is performing this sat at the nokia theatre in l.a. if that helps

[DanieLatzanich]

@brianDude66613 thanks

but I was joking haha the stuff screening across the bottom of the screen told me all I needed to know

[atbhsm3]

4:29 POCKETCEPTION!!

[Setay11]

@tigerss100 O H M Y G O D. Pfffft.... TYPICAL me. I certainly feel liiike an straight idiot. Thank you for pointing that out for me.

[MrrDane97]

So funny

[MrWwefan15]

my sides hut lol

[Setay11]

Quick question, does anyone know a website that I might be able to visit to see this comedian in person? Perhaps his personal website? I'm really dying to know. Thanks guys.

[tigerss100]

@Setay11 Did you not notice this exact information scrolling across the bottom of the screen during the ENTIRE video?

[Keyashii]

36 people lost their hot pocket in the toilet.

[mzmadmike]

I'm at 2:30. When does the comedy start?

[80009]

@mzmadmike At 0:00

[Knock1225]

you could dunk it in the toilet, first 2:10 of this is about the funniest thing out there

[camman21799]

sittin on the shitter after a hot pocket watching this.

[terrinakamura]

Hilarious

[Wadell8]

I saw him live in Buffalo last Saturday. "I saw a Canadian Hot Pocket... Called a Hot Stuff. How did we come up with a better name than them? Aren't they supposed to be the smart ones?"

[SC86Canuck]

YOU COULD DUNK IT IN THE TOILET

[IrkinWarrierKirt]

I have never eaten a hot pocket. Hopefully I never will.

[OmnipotentO]

Lost it at "boiling lava hot" and again at "diarrhea pocket"

[realitytvfreak]

Pepcid pocket!

[cadaversplodey]

I don't understand why people hate them so much. Don't cook it in the microwave with the sleeve, cook it in the toaster oven, it's fucking bomb.

[talladegajunkie1439]

I lost it at the Dead Pocket jingle.

[jkmarshall001]

34 people who can't stand Hot Pockets?

[Sylar03]

HOT POCKA!

[SolidSnake4Ever2003]

lol "be ready to call in sick" XD

[SolidSnake4Ever2003]

lol "be ready to call in sick"

[gigglesilly17]

HOT poockett xD

[bfettship]

You can have a hot pocket for breakfast, another for lunch and be dead by dinner. Either a new way to commit suicide or another idea for the show "1000 ways to die".

[joshp111]

hit 3 repetidly

jims applauding for himself

[joshp111]

My back hurts from laughing so hard..........ow!

[raidendream]

It's weird watching this and eating a Hot Pocket at the same time. Haha

[orangeunicorn2009]

Stick my head in the microwave HOTPOCKET!!!!!!!

[Plasmacat13]

32 people tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket!

[sheshiechan]

And damn it I cannot see the redshirt DX

[sheshiechan]

1:38 Those dudes must be stoned out of their minds lol

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Im laughing so much my chest hurts. Literally. 

[joetheazl]

@TheIcelandicPatriot no, its that hot pocket. HEARTBURN POCKEETT! xD

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

@joetheazl ???? How did you know? Im eating hot pocket right now! Ha ha.

[Daraezen]

I'm watching this for the ninth time in two days, and i still laugh to tears.

[ericclifton1611]

How bout we fill a pop tart with nasty meat?!! hahahaha

[XworldXofXwarcraftX]

...i was eating a hot pocket when my friend showed me this

[CharliexBrownsxGirl]

... Its a hot pocket filled with another hot pocket....Tastes just like a hot pocket!

[Honeydew7396]

I've never tried a hot pocket. Now I sort of want to.

[nikothecrazygreek]

@Honeydew7396 you will have massive amounts of diarrhea if you do, he's not kidding

[equisecipsestables01]

HOT POCKET!!



[mo6mulisha]

im eating a hot pocket as im watching this...

[toolff83]

i actually just destroyed my upper lip eating a hot pocket, the "boiling lava hot" filling shot out the top when I bit into it. That is a new Hot Pocket burn location for me...

[kidkash553]

i do eat hot pockets.

[drhode45]

28 people dunk their hot pockets in the toilet.

[thedoorsbiggestfan]

HOT PHOCKETS!!