Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays

[TD5X]

lol been fucking any stuffed animals lately?

[puffykilled2pac]

Implying Richard Karn is a fictional character

[Rabbitgirl57]

"im damn straight" *cough*liar*cough*

[Anathema1984]

It's good to know he was not flying the plane.

[ernathefat]

Rest in peace, Bob. I hope you cut down all the Internets in the Great Internet Forest in the sky.

[tmanuel44]

Yes Chris, the trolls definitely have conversations and make up rumors about who the mayor of CWCville should be...

[loui001]

Haha. To be fair and honest, I too confused billy mays for that guy on home improvement. For 'exactly' the reason they are both fat and have a beard.

I personally did remember when billy mays died but I didn't make a big deal about it I did however like his horrible yelling and over excitement for his advertising and was disappointed that they change the commercials completely since then haha.

Anyways. Funny ass stuff. Chris is just comedy gold.

[TheDazro]

1:36 He talks as if it's so bloody REAL. XD

[JohnMooreification]

"I am still the mayor of CWCville. There is no election!" He said, with the deadeyed stare of a real world despot.

[0wninwhilez0nin]

"Yeah, I often confuse people with fictional characters"

xD

[Jono5006]

this guy gives me a raging boner

[1Psykey28]

Jasmine Rios original high school graduation song "These Are Our Days," is worth watching!!!!

[BootyFister]

WHY DOESN'T CHRIS LOWER HIS CHIN? HE LOOKS RETARDED.

[proberush]

@BootyFister CHRIS "CHIN" CHANDLER

[BootyFister]

@proberush SRSLY!!!!

[DJVTrans]

GURU LARRY FTW!

[scottpilgrimfan4]

How does he keep a straight face?

[Kaweebo]

I like how Chris says 'iernet' instead of internet. 

[444Tazer]

Bulk and Skull's theme goes hand and hand with CWC.

[Calicocoon]

Win

[sirpico123]

"you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals" LMFAO

[yansube]

I typed my name and this is what I see this dude don't look like a chan ur father or mother must be Asian for you to get that name how despicable

[thesmwassup]

That's creepy. Last night I decided to listen to Bulk and Skull's theme for the first time in years.

[DynamiteKiwi]

are we all here for the same reason? to mock him, find out who the fuck he is, or you're a fan? i wanna make sure i don't get troll raped because i place my thoughts here

[TheFinlandnator]

@clubneokinz Well... that was fucked up. O_o

So, who is this guy then? He did or did not do these comics, because I heard there is/was an imitator of the original sonichu creator, right? And why this guy acts like a retard?

[TheFinlandnator]

Who is this Chris-chan? Yes, thats right... I genuinely don't know who he is.

[clubneokinz]

@TheFinlandnator He is a creator of a comic called sonichu (a pikachu and a sonic together) search it up...

[thenightmarebeforeha]

Thank you for this. Seeing gits like him get theirs is always amusing.

[MrDonkeydong155]

So Chris killed Billy Mays to win the election?

[Yamibooze]

"there is no election"

Isn't that called a dictatorship?

[Hariuka]

I really love how you can watch him go crazy slowly at CWClibrary and here... and how he always talks on the trolls as if they are all he has for a convo....but it scares me cause I sometimes talks on the people I hate as if that is all I have to talk on.... it makes me feel like I am becoming like a more handsomer and kinda normal....chris chan

[AP93Playa]

i wonder if megan ever recovered. poor girl...

[Jerkovsky]

Chris chan is an honest man of the honest beliefs. He is true to himself. He is true to everyone else and he is true to ***.

[ultimatewarrior597]

and americans taxes give this person a living? oh the things that are allowed to live...

[angelmarine1292]

This is great conditioning, trains you how to handle gratuitous amounts of stupidity.

[MiHiVidz]

God, he looks stoned and fat!

[ArgonSpyder]

This is why I love Europe.

[vef444]

This is just way too much.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

He is vile

[sickweirdo]

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-(

[thenightmarebeforeha]

@sickweirdo No, my friend Jack has Aspergers, this guy has Michael Moore Disease. Symptoms include lowered intelligence, weight gain, and a surplis amount of self-worth leading to the erroneous belief that one's asinine ideas have value.

[sickweirdo]

@thenightmarebeforeha well said

[lonestarw0lf]

you otu witted a retard,bravo..was like some1 lowering sheep into a den of lions LOL,no matter how much the sheep squirmed the lion took his time devouring him,i however found this hilarious

[ConnDevi88]

Chris looks like Geoff Leonard.

[BlanFan2O]

ScrewAttackEurope>U.S. ScrewAttack

I grant you the entire internets.

[FFS1NICO]

i'mscared of this zit on his forhead

[Zeldakitteh]

I never found a simple explanation of where the name Ian Brandon Anderson came from. All the articles I found were in-character articles about Liquid and Solid; there are very few "short and simple" descriptions of what the names are all about.

Is Liquid actually called Ian, if not - Where did the name Ian come from?

[SMRPGFAN101]

Yeah, I often confuse fictional characters with real people as well. That line always makes me smile.

[conicteamtv]

@SMRPGFAN101 Even though Richard Karn is the actor that played Al in Home Improvement, not the other way around.

[fman40000]

So does chris chan know about thatguywiththeglasses or not?

[ItsameDrew]

There are no elections? hes a dictator CHRISTIAN HITLER amirite

[girlstorm09]

is this suppose to be a skype chat? jw wonder if he has skype :P

[mrbob091]

@girlstorm09 PSN video chat.

[reviewman]

@ScrewAttackEurope way dosen't atmit he is a dictatior in CWCville

[TwoHandedSledge]

I wanna punch Chris so hard, right in his fat disgusting manchild face. I cannot stand the way that idiot talks. "I was also lyin out muh ass when i sed i wuz a homosetchewul"

[rolocker]

Lie below!

I, am the mayor of CWCville, as I have established the "rape young orphans" policy!!

[Nintendavin]

So apparently to Chris, trolls are a secret society within the depths of the internet where they discuss their evil plans and make fun of others on the internet? Of course, when they release information to the internet, it's always a bunch of rumors and lies.

Also, I'm the mayor of Quickville. And this is not a lie coming out of my ass, because lies come out of my mouth.

[MTVHater420]

You should do another interview with him. He's gotten a lot more fucked up since this interview.

[MrBlockishMark]

@ThatKidWithMyHat Damn, you stole my idea.

[HecklerBlog]

I haven't decided who I hate more..

Chris Chan the virus to society, curse to his parents. An almost endless list of flaws and without any redeeming qualities.

Or

A fat, bearded sweaty guy who is in his thirties yet spends time ripping someone who's retarded.

[TwoHandedSledge]

That's quite an easy decision.  Look at how you described Chris compared to the other guy. I think it's obvious who you hate more, and it's a perfectly logical decision. Chris deserves to be fucking mocked. The dude is an absolute waste of space, and his autism is no excuse. My younger brother is autistic, and is WAY worse than Chris, he can barely talk, yet he isn't racist or homophobic and has a full time job, isn't on welfare, supports himself and has had a girlfriend for over 4 yrs now.

[HecklerBlog]

@TwoHandedSledge

Actually, yeah I do completely agree with what you said.

Just seeing the endless list of terrible personal attributes Chris Chain (aka IBA) possesses makes me filled with hate.

The fucker brings nothing to a single member of the human race or this planet. No intentional joy to anyone, no progress and no aspirations.

I am in complete awe of how this loser, the queen motherfucking bee of sad fucks was stumbled upon.

I FUCKING LOVE THE INTERNET.

[schtolteheim]

Who the fuck cares for Billy Mays. 'Tis not a big loss, someone merely advertising products, a douchebag by definition. I don't know why people got excited.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@schtolteheim That's the joke though, it's funny hyping up someone of little importance. In a world where if a celebrity sneezes it's on the front page of every newspaper and news programme, it's more or less pop cultural satire.

[TimeTower21]

@ScrewAttackEurope I always wanted a way to explain that, but could never come up with a way of saying it. :D

[AwesomemcAwesome1000]

@schtolteheim maybe because he entertained people and they enjoyed watching him? I was saddened to learn of his death but have never partaken in the products he sold. He was just a happy enjoyable person to watch

[SlamageEntertainment]

@schtolteheim Fuck you Billy Mays was a good man and his commercials were unieq and you know why BECAUSE WE DON'T WALK AWAY FROM THE TV WHEN WE SEE THEM he was an Infomercial GOD! and also if you browse the internet HE GOT ALONG with EVERYBODY he was nice so fuck you, your one of the people who define people with a large amount of money evil and the worst part about it is that you don't look at their character!

[Nashmetal100]

@schtolteheim yes it is asshole

[KoronofHearts]

@schtolteheim Get on the ball!

[GhostReconGuy]

@schtolteheim What are you talking about? Billy Mays is God Tier on the Internet.

[ZetsubouJohnny]

You are my fucking hero, where are you? i owe you a beer

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@ZetsubouJohnny Lol, me? or Chris?

[ZetsubouJohnny]

@ScrewAttackEurope you screw attack, you are credit to team

[cozziemusic]

"You are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals..."

Oh, get that tongue away from yer cheek, Bundy!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@cozziemusic Lol, :D

[MITCHELLtheC17]

@cozziemusic if he's straight...i swear i'll kiss the next guy i meet :P

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

@cozziemusic Lol he didn't even notice the sarcasm

[NoobHero000]

@ScrewAttackEurope

you do know he had sex with a blowup doll, drank his own cum mixed with fanta and did a random act of pretending to dance with julie in his shower naked. right?

[MahBoi22]

1:45 LOL, "earnet"

[h86obsid]

I would bum you and never stop, Mr Screw Attack, you snarky legend, you.

[videogamenostalgia]

Quoting from the CWCipedia article on why Chris Chan definitely was responsible for the death of Billy Mays:

'It is reasonable to expect that one would have a heart attack if he were woken out of a sound sleep in the middle of the night by a fat autistic manchild who reeks of feces, screaming "I AM THE TRUE AND HONEST MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!" while completely nude.'

[zachy7777]

Seriously? Why the hell didn't know about this guy earlier? Is their any kind of video collection or other infomation of the history on this guy?

[chanlulz]

Bulk and Skull theme? Epic.

[keyburrito]

"I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections."

Democracy fail

[danthysexypanda]

best is the way larry is trying not to crack up.

i love chris chan

[callkaro911]

Were you trolling? Certainly seems like it.

I know trolls when I see them.

I'm one too.

[HyperShan3]

Lol, Bulk & Skull! XP

[8BitROB]

Oh, I get it now! LOL! Very funny! :-D

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@8BitROB Hey Rob, I take it you read his article?

[8BitROB]

@ScrewAttackEurope Yeah, I looked him up and boy what a laugh! lol

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@8BitROB I recommend you look up "CWCiki" as well, an entire wiki dedicated to him!

[8BitROB]

@ScrewAttackEurope Yeah, I stumbled upon that as well when I googled him. But Jesus Christ, is this guy for real? I never knew people like this existed! LOL

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@8BitROB I know, for years I've thought that he was some sort of epic troll fooling the internets, but even the likes of Andy Kaufman would't go to his extents.

He is absolutely fascinating.

[mrbob091]

@jacksrumgone Basicily, trolls are haters on the internet.

[ibamark]

@jacksrumgone In better terms Anybody who gets in the way of him trying to find a "boyfriend free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up" Those are his words not mine.

[EZ3Xicano]

Is that you interviewing Chris Chan?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@EZ3Xicano Yes.

[chimpvancleef]

Lol I never used to get these videos. However I read encyclopediadramatica's entry about him and I've never laughed as hard in my life! Thank you for these vids of epic win Larry!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@chimpvancleef No probs, if you want to read more about him, there's an entire Wiki dedicated to him called CWCiki. Fascinating read, pretty much everything that he's done in his life since birth!

[ThePivotWars]

can someone explain to me who chris chan is and why everyone hates him

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@ThePivotWars Type his name into Google and look at the first link that comes up :D

[ibamark]

"I often confuse people with fictional characters as well it's quite easy to do" LOL

[EltBerserker]

One houses an ego that desires to center itself as the sun of the galaxy; the other is a formless, meandering blob. One believes that his work, despite being incredibly pathetic, is the most triumphant emblem of all; the other cares not for such worthless attention. They work day and night on grand pictures and videos that do not carry their name, and die unknown. Why? They... know that they are all insignificant as one, but together, they are impenetrable.

Truly the antithesis of CWC

[shophet125]

It's amazing the way Chris-chan can't detect sarcasm ...

[horngatekeeper]

@shophet125 It's a common symptom of autism.

[shophet125]

@ThatKidWithMyHat If he weren't an internet celebrity, I would have cut and pasted his videos together to make a feature-length film. It could have been the next "Borat".

[EpicOdysseus]

Chris has a valid point. That guy from Home Improvement does look like Billy Mays.

[Imverybored89]

"I'M DAMN STRAIGHT!" it always makes me lol when he says that.

[LondonOntGuy]

@ Chris Chan - Billy Mays says shut your retard mouth!

[Twili6]

Even in internet of lies, there is truth. There is indeed a season for all things and now that I see you face to face and duck to duck I know I cannot raise my duck against you. But know this, you are my greatest disappointment. Does your master hear me? MAYS! You can kill me, but you will never have my city. My strength is not in ducks or pickles, that is what the homos will never understand. A season for all things! A time to love and a time to hankypanky, a time to rage, ..and a time to die!

[Cinnaminnamin]

Oh wow, the best troll is definatley the one who acts like he likes his video XD

"Your a true inspiration for us hererosexuals."

[ThemeIshere]

@Cinnaminnamin You're not your...ffs!!!

[RhythmWily]

"I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no election." Wouldn't that make him a KING?!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@RhythmWily I'd say more some kind of communist dictator!

[Harixen]

@RhythmWily He's not my King, I didn't vote for him!

[paranoidude]

I like the bulk and skull power rangers music in the beginning, which is awesome!

[danisageeza]

Bless 'is cotton socks! :)

[Jimmybalzak]

chris ... you dirty semen eater , semen dies immediately when it is in open air . it doesnt die when it comes immediately in a vagina

[Doomessenger4654]

His face reminds me of Craig Feldspar from Malcolm in the Middle.

Hahaha

[VoiceOfCWCville]

billy mays would be a much better mayor then chris

[Hadouken471]

JULAAAAAYYY

[piccolo549]

I used to play yugioh with chris chan it was just recently that I heard that he was an internet phenomenon. Wow he still as annoying as I remember.

[Sabertooth1000000000]

Huh, I thought the same thing about Richard Karn. Great, now I have something in common with Chris Chan.

[RetroRepair]

"I was with my mother and relatives.."

CHOCK FULL OF AWESOME

[ConnDevi88]

The theme reminds me of the Hey Verne It's Ernest theme song

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@ConnDevi88 I've got the DVD of the series, but never got around to seeing it. Love the Ernest movies.

[ConnDevi88]

@ScrewAttackEurope I didn't know the show was officially released. I know the movies and commercials he did are but i wasn't aware the show was.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@ConnDevi88 Oh yeah, there's a DVD box set out called "Complete Ernest" (though it doesn't have the Disney Ernest movies on it), I got it from Amazon's US site a few years ago.

It even has the "hey Vern" adverts on it!

[Trooperxp]

this guy is a saint, a true gift from god

[MegashadX]

lol, Bulk and Skull's theme.... XD

[TuddersUK]

chris chan, you're a fucking gimp. i dont care if this a spoof, you're a FUCKING TWAT

[Nautiluss]

the music in the beginning made me laugh my fucking ass off

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@Nautiluss Lol, thanks! Chris says I'm "trolling stupid" for using it.

[PercyandDuckfan94]

Is that the Chris Chan that keeps yelling and complains at Nintendo for his character? I heard of him from a friend of mine's.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@PercyandDuckfan94 The one and the same! He's really bugging them to make a game out of his character.

[blank21121]

@ScrewAttackEurope

"His" doesnot belong LOL 

[SOSHaruhi101]

JUUUULLLEEEEYYYYY!!!

[PR0XXIE]

Even Screw Attack is gonna troll him? wow...

[Cokecakepopcorn]

I don't get this, whats all this anyway?

[DeniablyCorrect]

IS THAT BEN WHEATLEY!?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@DeniablyCorrect Who is Ben Wheatly?

[DeniablyCorrect]

@ScrewAttackEurope mrandmrswheatley.co(dot)uk

[pw3djoeisback]

Wikipedia sucks... It's not a source!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@pw3djoeisback I thought Chris' Wiki article was removed by the wiki-whores on there.

One of the reasons why I prefer ED nowadays,  it may be full of trolls, but ironically it's far more accurate.

[pw3djoeisback]

@ScrewAttackEurope I like the CWCki haha.

[Nintega]

I never even heard of Chris Chan and his over-the-top shenanigans until last night and boy I wish I still haven't. I might have to sell my Sonic games because of him.....

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@Nintega Can I suggest you go on google and look up the word "CWCki" it's an entire wiki dedicated to him.

Also He's got more Encylopedia Dramatica articles dedicated to him than anyone or anything else on the site.

[BalanceFish]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO HAUNT CHRIS-CHAN FOR DISTURBING MY EVERLASTING PEACE

[Checkmate409]

"A fine Role-model for us heterosexual."

I FUCKING LOL'D

[mhirtes12]

Oh my FUKKIN gawd! It's like looking at him from the perspective of the McRib he's about to devour!

[Trooperxp]

BY ACURA BY AZURA BY AZURA! IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION!

[DeathAdder83]

lol what the fuck am i watching?

[TAGMOMG]

I have to question why Chris Chan is so gulible. Call me crazy, but maybe he really wasn't lieing when he said he was Autistic. The High-Functioning, probably a lie, but somewhere on the Autistic Spectrum? Maybe... Who knows? Chris Chan will never quit being funnny to us, clearly, but I kind of feel it's like kicking someone when they're down...

Nah, fuck that. I'm on that spectrum too, and even I know better then to release sex tapes. He's got to have something else wrong with his head.

[6G3rm4N9]

@TAGMOMG maybe hes a genius just toying with us until he gets his way into our little boy baby boy tiny boy boy hole

[TAGMOMG]

@6G3rm4N9 That's a pretty scary thought, to be honest...

[ToxGarou]

God, I am SO going to Hell for this.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@ToxGarou Well at least you'll have Chris to keep you company there,  considering all the creepy shit he gets up to :D

[ToxGarou]

@ScrewAttackEurope And that's the scariest part of all.

[therealAgerbon]

@ScrewAttackEurope i concur lol

[genesis101010]

This just in Chris Chandler died! He will be missed... Chris Chan died from AIDS!

[elshotaru]

omg the new interviews are going to be awesome! :D

[CowManProductions]

Woahh really ? he agreed to do more!!?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@CowManProductions Yup, I was surprised too!

But having him agree to something and having actually DO it are two different things when it comes to Chris >.>

[CowManProductions]

@ScrewAttackEurope

haha awesome :D Can't wait to see more if he actually does it.

[riden1234567]

must be a pain to even talk to him, chris chan is the biggest faggoit EVER

[makerguyofvideos]

The "citizens" of Cwcville have my sympathy. After all, they have this fat moron as their "Mayor".

[boone180]

You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

Priceless.

[weeeemrfancy]

He's a furry.

[GonzoDuke]

Chris is the worse person on earth. History teaches us this.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@GonzoDuke I think being a resident of CWCville is the modern equlivant of being a Jew in Nazi Germany.

[Carnage1235]

Hahahahah, I saw your most recent comment on Chris's channel. He doesn't muck about when it comes to you does it?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

@Carnage1235 Really? What did he say?

[Carnage1235]

No no no, he didn't SAY anything himself, it's just he accepted your comment about people dying if comments are posted as Spam. I find it hilarious because he NEVER accepts comments unless they're from you (Who I'm guessing he has respect for considering you're avid gamers).